The Nederquestion

they're kinda like us but german, so they're okay

I've had some very good Dutch friends, I like Holland and the Dutch but recognise you have an element of batshit crazy evangelical christians and much of your economics is dominated by excessive neo-liberal ideology,

you're probably my favorite European cousins closely followed by the Danish.

Swamp jew, stop tax stealing, you will be punished for it.

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>go to Nederland to visit grandma's kin
>they're all as tall as I am, friendly, intelligent
>top tier women
>pretty much everyone speaks English
>come back to my 65% black American city
>consider suicide

A country who came up with "vla" and has the best peanut butter in the world (by far, how the fuck are you doing it ?), can't be that bad. Also, the chocolate sprinkles thing was delicious when I was a kid. Bas Rutten is my all time favorite fighter.

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Why do you think they care so much about $$$
I guess no one likes Netherlands these days. prones to d&c

Geef ons je spaargeld

Please invade and kill us again

I've tried that wasn't impressed. Is that drunk people food ?

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>Went in there with friends
normie scum and his cadre of horny fratboys
>smoked weed
denegerate pothead
>people were nice and chill
nigger lover
>air was fresh
brapper fetishist
>enjoyed the fields with flower
smelly hippie
>fucked a few hookers
impotent beta who can't even hang with real girls

verdict: you're a disgrace and a faggot

You are real aryans, the best germanics especially. Just kick all the non-dutchs out of your country

That's pretty much it, I guess

weed

But ur G sound sounds disgusting

wasn't that the Portuguese?

it's a shithole, full of greedy people.
"the fight vs the sea" receives too much hype.

Relax faggot you got your crisis fund
Now prepare for more EU by the EU on behalf of the EU
>We tried to stop what will come

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>they put stroopwafels in the vla for meme points
it's not even all that bad.
you dont like the kroket? did you put the correct amount of mustard on it?

I think it's a great country with a glorious history. Resourceful and intelligent people that can easily compete on the world stage despite being such a small country. We live in a Dutch world, although few realize it.

>Nederland is van de wereld, en de wereld is van Nederland

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Portuguese created us
The Dutch freed us from existence
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_Brazil
Then pOrtugal "saved" us
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Battle_of_Guararapes

>What's your opinion of my country Yas Forums?
degenerate shithole

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Should be sending large quantities of arms and funding to Boers rather than housing niggers in your country.

If a civil war breaks out and your country doesn't support them in it you'll be just as pathetic as the Brits.

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Shit

Cope
But ur beaches are comfy tho

why did you elect that cretin Bolsonaro?

I love it outside the hot spots of degeneracy. I have an aunt who lives there, visited a bunch of times, these small towns are pretty nice, we don't have a single one that looks like that. Also I like one of the largest secondhand markets in Europe.

You deserve the nuke, shitskin

did you ever return their bicycles?

All things that you could have done here...

Of course those fucks didn't. Yes I am still salty.

KEINE FRAUEN UND SCHNAPPS

hehe

Noice, i was in Groningen last year .
Cafe de witwolf and The dogs bullocks were pretty good bars

rightfully german clay

Other candidate was a sociology professor at a public University. He has several socialist books published. Pic is he and his book "In defense of socialism"

I had no option but vote for Bolsonaro

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I'll try again when the border open, if they do one day. It's fascinating all good food who came up from such a small country. The only downside, is your language, one of the most bizarre one I ever heard.

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Decino is a national treasure

hates the Dutch & Portuguese for taking over, yearns for independence, elects a military dictator,

Brazilian logic I suppose...

You sound like a southern london puff
Probably a commie too

Zak in de kanker bonenvreter

flag is sideways

No u

A cesspool of degeneracy and useless people. The only acceptable ones are the best turks and other nafris, and even then they come with their full retarded community. I go there for whores, shitty frikadellen and more whores and drugs.

I like you guys, stay safe

it's great but the big cities are kinda shit but i guess almost every city in western countries has the problem. we also live in the best timeline to enjoy the peak of dutch art

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Netherlands is basically:
Weed
Black people selling drugs
Whores on the shops

People who use prostitutes are disgusting degenerates.

I suppose you're delighted with our american turkish prime minister who sucks up to the chief rabbi and is neither conservative nor a nationalist who can't wait to sell the country to the highest bidder in the race to become even more neo-liberal and globalised than ever?

looking forward to even more immigration from non EU countries now are you?

Groningen is cool, Nijmegen too but it's full of antifa pinko commies.

your country sucks!

>Weed
>Whores on the shops
Can we have those everywhere in Europe pls ?

so a bit like Spain then?

Cancerous den of iniquity and depravity socially but very good business sense

sometimes I think, all these nice spices i grew up with were things that thye either discovered or brought on industrial scale to Europe 500 years gao.

i think "i wonder if dutch still view these as a special foreign food" whereas we just view it as one of another herbs that we always had as a culture

Absolutely love it. I spent 20 days there and I can say that it's my favorite boreal europa cunt along with Germany. A shame about the virus, I was planning a trip this year.

I don't hate the Portuguese or Dutch
I hate brazilians (myself included)

I think your country is pretty good

well it depends how uninformed about world history people are,

I know my diet would be radically different without the east indies trade and the discovery of south america

you gave us our name and our flag. best Germans desu.

You have a weird culture that i will never understand

Some ally you've proven to be in our history. Gib back South Africa, Sri Lanka and Malacca!

I may have unending political butthurt about my country but there is no country in the world i'd rather live.

Most Nederlanders on Yas Forums are exceptionally gay for some reason, but I like the country IRL.
It's weird though I don't think I've ever seen a single based post from a Colgate on Yas Forums.
The only one I'm okay with is the monarchist who posts Dutch royalty for no reason. Not based, but not bad either.

You are the normans who built our country.
Peter the Great rediscovered you in where you're now several centuries later.
It's time to resummon you to reign over our wastelands (and let the UK reign Ukraine)
That is the only way for you to be sure that nobody hits your aircrafts above these territiories.

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I personally love swamp germans.

>Holmgardr reborn

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You faggots are chill, friendly like no other and like cheese.
Aquafresh-bros are Anschluß-material if they ditched the weed.

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Jesus, a west phaelian shit smear, on Yas Forums... Why does your city have a flag on here?

oh please don't make us responsible for the Ukraine, it's full of kikes, nazi's and idiots.

just take the bit's that are still quite Russian and leave the rest to fester for a bit longer.

Spain is different
>Instead of legal weed, we have legal sangria.
>Niggers selling drugs, no, we have muslims selling drugs.
>Legal whores in the shops, no, c'mon, we have illegal whores at the industrial park roads

imagine being a londoner
I'm suprised you haven't jumped off a roof yet

Get rid of the brits and uncuck your language situation and then we can talk m8

have you guys decided whether you speak french or german yet?

Best country in the world