Anyone else relieved at finally getting a vaccine?

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My fellow shareholders and I sure are!

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Won't be chipped or vaxxed. I don't want to become autist or retarded like half of you who did vax. Bill Gates can suck my peter and ride a dildo to hell.

I thought the same. However, rtpcr does not look for antibodies but rather viral genome sequences. What I dont understand is how they know that the specific sequence they are looking for comes from this new strand. They are not looking for antibodies at this point.
I agree with your premise though.

>it'll be ready in 2 weeks goy
>hydroxychloroquine works 100%
>j-just another few weeks
>o-o-out by September

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That pic is so cute

it's a fucking coronavirus, you cannot vaccinate against it unless you do some fancy CRISPR shit

ADE will strike you dead the day your vaccinated ass runs into any other coronavirus

>CRISPR
>ADE

What do these mean

"could be"
but probably "won't be"

>he doesn't know about crispr yet

it's 2020 bro what the fuck

CRISPR is the primordial bacterial antiviral immume system thats been used for gene editing, Gates' chip delivers it into cells to kill virus

ADE is antibody dependent enhancement, coronaviruses use any antibodies you might have to enter your cells and kill you 1000x faster

vaccines teach your body to make antibodies which are supposed to kill a particular virus & usually do, but not coronaviruses

No thanks I ain't taking your nanobot shit.

No need to be rude ok. So why would vaccinating against covid-19 make me more at risk of being vulnerable to other viruses?

not other viruses, coronavirus, this coronavirus

you cannot win with a cov vaccination, it does not work

>actually believing this shit
We have never had a successful vaccine for a coronavirus because it mutates too fucking fast. There's no vaccine coming.

>they think stalling by making the new goalpost september is going to work
>they think they won't be violently murdered by gangs of ravaging bandits
lmao at these fucking retards it's going to be fun to watch them die

Only reason I'm relieved is that ((((they)))) will not have this bullshit excuse to lock us in anymore...

Till next year when the new hoax virus hits again of course.

its not about providing immunity. its about setting a precedent for forced needles and emotionally conditioning society to accept it.

Pretty sure the chinks sent out virus samples to the world in Feb. The genome was posted on /cvg/. It ends in AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA and Yas Forums freaked out until it was clarified that all viruses end with that.

They didn´t have a vaccine for SARS in 17 YEARS
now in 6 months they will have one for SARS-2 contradicting various scientists who have already said many times that a vaccine takes between 12 and 18 months

>cvg

Isnt that the cosplay board?

>ends in AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Is the virus having an orgasm?

So we are looking for a sequence which the chinese gave us?
Wow.

The AA...AA is part of the the viral replication code, so in a way yes.

I believe this is the correct answer, along with providing cover for the largest bankruptcy in human history.

see notice its in time for schools in sept. this is planned down to the day. when the vaccine is released they will vaccinate everyone very quickly, probably with help from the armed forces. society will find and hang the ones who resist afterwards, the gov wont even have to track them down.

No, that's /k/.

yep they needed to pop the bubbles they created. boom/bust cycles are engineered.

>tfw no smug baby goat fren

lol
>get vaccinated
>still get corona
>die a more horrible death
yes I do want a vaccine that wasnt properly tested

It's a planned pandemic. Probably what the CDC was made for in the first place.

>goyim you need to be careful, this virus is super deadly
>no no goy, dont listen to the studies showing mortality rates of .01 to .3 percent, people are dropping like flies
>see look at this mass grave in new york, never mind its used every year, it's being filled with spooky corpses
>this can all end if you take our vaccine developed I Israel, goy

I am not even anti vac but there is no way I will be taking this.

The initial crash was precipitated because of the 30% drop in oil. After that is when all governments jumped on the corona meme.

No, it means by September I get to inject version 0.1 beta rushed goy vaccine or lose my job

Make the virus
Make the cure
Sound business sense

and keep in mind the first SARS vaccine worked so bad when they infected the rats vaccinated they had a higher death rate than non vaccinated rats, "vaccine" are really easy to make just break the virus and inject it, working vaccines not so much

yes

Please take our vaccine. This vaccine will be injected in to the skin layer rather than the bloodstream. Don't worry there is no chip in the vaccine he he. The skin layer is the most effective method to absorb the vaccine.

Viable medicine?
Yes
Vaccine?
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA
no

is it about setting a precedent or is this their move?

CRISPR is the gene-editing programme with which you can select traits in your offspring before it's conceived.
Theoretically and if we're honest ideally for Bill Gates, if you can use it on grown-ups and perform live editing, you can do funky things like changing natural hair colour and reverse balding, or something as simple as program your white blood cells to target a virus, bacteria, arterial lining, your organs, etc.

The majority of us have already had it
Of that I am absolutely certain
The whole thing is shit
It's just shit, a full on agenda is being pushed and no doubt the nudge team will go into "evil anti vaxxers want your babby to die of covid" shite
They'll add the vaccination as a condition of receiving benefits "for everyone's safety" of course

It'll become the ultimate dlc for npc's

This. An effective vaccine for a new-found virus usually takes a least 10 years to be developed. If they pull this off in mere months... Well, you guys already know what this means.

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Go away bill. No one likes you not even that tranny you call a wife. I'll never forget the time you described meeting Trump and admitted "he knew your daughter way too well." LOL fucking cuck

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>They'll add the vaccination as a condition of receiving benefits "for everyone's safety" of course

exactly this is their plan. that is why the completely unnecessary lockdowns are being kept up: not to keep people from getting infected, but to crash the middle class completely.
the only companies to remain will be large megacorps that are already part of the agenda, everyone not working for them will get basic income - and the price will be the vaccine.

i expect them to claim that it will be a one time thing. then the virus will "suddenly mutate" and "oops you'll have to come in for a second one". a year later it will have been evident that this thing mutates all the time and even though no one has ever seen a single goddamn corpse we will all totally die if we don't accept bills "lucifer is god" microchip.

it's almost comical how fast things are moving. we went from idyllic 1990s to "everyone will get a microchip now" in one goddamn generation.

Why? Give one good fucking reason. I'm surprised you don't have a burger flag.

you're a dumb fucking idiot and are talking out of your arse.

It takes an average of 18 months to properly test the therapeutic efficacy and safety of a vaccine. This should is rushed and will be ineffective for most of those it’s administered to. This is completely ignoring the staggering amounts of adverse reactions and side effects it will inevitably cause in the near future. Enjoy your vaccination user

wtf that's fucking based? why do we hate Billy Gates?

>Enjoy your vaccination user

Our. Enjoy our vaccination

>crash the middle class completely.

This was the idea all along, ur v switched on user, id like to talk to u some more

>Anyone else relieved at finally getting a vaccine?
No, I'm disappointed. September is too early for this to be over, I want this to last years, not months. This panic needs to last long enough to see actual change happen on a global scale. I want to see major public figures fall, countries and governments to crumble, the status quo to be permanently changed, and a new chapter of human history to begin.. None of this will happen in the span of 5 or 6 months before the vaccine is here.

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2003 SARS : still no vaccine, mammal testing results in dead mammals
2020 Covid19: immediate vaccines from several sources

What's really going on?

>It takes an average of 18 months to properly test the therapeutic efficacy and safety of a vaccine.
Most of the time limits on drugs in the US have more to do with patent laws and much less to do with research. Medical research in the US is relegated to dogshit level. We spend more on advertising non-generic drugs than we ever do on research.

So many drugs never make it out of testing because they just run out of budget money, it has nothing to do with effectiveness.

The possible fucking cure to ALL VIRUSES called DRACO just straight up ran out of money because it wasn't a priority.

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Good goy, get yourself injected with a virus.

>What's really going on?
Because it was 17 years ago. They should have a vaccine done by now.

I hate to tell you guys bit at least in the US mandatory vaccinations are already a thing. In 1905 SCOTUS ruled that states can force people to get them and throw them in prison if they don't.

Because it can be used to give you cancer.
Personally I'd love to have proper female tits without becoming a woman, so it saves me the hassle of dealing with a real woman, but the potential for malice with CRISPR is off the scale. It's fucking huge what they can do.
Human-animal hybrids? How about "if you want the ability to digest meat you need the $100.000,- optional package, sign here please".
Perhaps the lactose-tolerance trait takes your fancy, available now for $1.000,-. That's where CRISPR will take us in the globalist fashion.

>Anyone else relieved at finally getting a vaccine?
there isn't going to be a vaccine. they've never been able to make a vaccine for any coronavirus.

It's a dud.
There's no use in vaccinating 350 million people for something with a death rate of 0,01%.

It can’t end or I lose that 20-something secretary at work who is all over my 40 year old middle management cock. Women are desperate for any port in this storm.

You mean October? Why can’t you wait until November just in time for christmas?Anyways vaccine out by New Years just Stay in your box until then

Ok schizo. FDA approval and patents aside, it still takes well over a year to properly test any investigational product through research trials. In vivo testing takes time well before it’s even tested in the first human subject during Phase I trials. By the time you reach the end of Phase II, it’s been months tracking and recording SAEs and any other complications related to the Investigstional Product. You need to read up on the subject a bit more

Thanks Bill

Gates can shove his fetal tissue shot up his ass. I'm taking hydroxychloroquine

Full genome sequences can be produced in less than a day and full sequences of pcr products can be done in hours if you really wanted. Finding the small differences in pcr products quickly and cheaply without full sequencing can be done by just running the pcr products on a gel electrophoresis against a control, which will sort the pcr products by mass (different strains will have different mass).
Its pretty trivial to test for the different strains.

Because you won't be getting the one that cures your balding gray head. You'll be getting that one that causes systemic organ failure.