Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Osterfeuer Edition

>Corona Live Ticker
youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1Bw&feature=emb_title

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/
>Election analysis 2014-2019
youtube.com/watch?v=qjZRiDwu18w

>Meme Collections
postimg.cc/gallery/nhhpfo06/
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/raw/tQ6bf5iW

>What do
Create Memes, spread Memes, attack the narrative.
Join AfD or IB or Einprozent; counter subversion.
Get Yas Forums.
Get a job.
Spread flyers and stickers.
Discuss politics with people; call attention to the Unrecht.

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=aEcg5r2bZT
>Counter culture
>Laut Gedacht
youtube.com/channel/UCII9X0AMyy21VRwSVBjeBrw
>E;R
youtube.com/channel/UC4BZtFgtCuHUt0p8J-XENiA
>Ruhrpott Roulette
youtube.com/channel/UCMm8lMIzU3Zss1rWf4dgv-g
>Andreijs Aporje
youtube.com/channel/UCa3EO79qQjTswKIiEYeGPnw
twitter.com/xuriousmusic
instagram.com/wolf.pms/
arcadimagazin.de/
twitter.com/germaniapol

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD TV (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=OZd7f0Hn1eU
youtube.com/watch?v=7Mu3wxu0k5Y
youtube.com/watch?v=mL3xW5dbO_w
youtube.com/watch?v=QlAgoUP_NvE

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youtu.be/Yw8wus1qcps
youtube.com/watch?v=3WmnwtHa7cI
tag24.de/thema/coronavirus/nach-scheitern-von-eilaltrag-wegen-corona-anwaeltin-gibt-zulassung-zurueck-1484357
youtube.com/watch?v=reCMB81A70k
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Let's try this again. Krauts are slow today.

>Leer/Emden
based

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1, otherwise 2.

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who /Esel/ here?

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No /Esel/, just autistic. youtube.com/watch?v=k6K4j5UHZn0

ok which one of you did this?

youtube.com/watch?v=KV_dqIuIZ_w

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good news everyone!

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that quarantine life

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geschäfte sind offen oder?

Ja.

dudebros btfo

nice. looks like I have to go outside today

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Ist sowas "zufällig" auch in anderen Städten passiert?

express.de/duesseldorf/mitten-im-shutdown-grosser-stromausfall-trifft-duesseldorf-36545458

bei mir nicht, ich hätts auf jeden fall gemerkt

Aber schön Abstand halten.

Q user predicted this!

youtu.be/Yw8wus1qcps

youtube.com/watch?v=3WmnwtHa7cI

>You don't have cookies
>But you have for sure a 1000€ 3D printer and dough right?

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all except 6

Kek

posted mal jemand den artikel über das vogelsterben

wtf I love FDP now

Where is everyone?

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good question, I was just about to leave the thread

Tried to make a thread at 11am, nobody around. Even now it's a ghost town. These nuNEETs are a huge disappointment.

it's because they are spending time with muh-familie, colouring eggs like faggots

I wish some hot girl would color my eggs.

Kek what are you up to? Just came back from playing some soccer with my brother. Now I'm getting blueballed by this deserted general.
Swissflag, reveal yourself.

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Snek would have a lot of aquarell paints :D

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just ask the lurking BND and NSA if they would talk to you

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Pay reparation, Ösi.

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Swissflag is probably in jail already from touching girls feet as he said he would yesterday. And thank god for that.

Lately he keeps talking about becoming an hero in the next 3 years. I'd really like to know what that guy looks like.
Good advice. I'll ever turn off my VPN for a cutie glowie with a degree in social sciences.

What about "we dindu nuffin wrong" did you not understand?! :D

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When did you kiss a girl for the first time?

The moment that 2D shit like that arouses me is the moment i have to admit that I indeed need to have sex. There is so many hotties joggin lately in my park all in tight yoga pants. That plus working out plus fasting gets my test on max and soon i will go full muhammad on one of em i swear

>What does swissfag look like
I guess he looks like a tiny buglike jew and wishes he was actually aryan.

1, 2, 4!

>have sex

Godspeed, fren! And I can kinda share your sentiments ... snek still out of order due to recent events. Therefore rather irritated myself.

>go full muhammad

Remember ... it's not rape if they're already dead. ;)

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I would have been here, but my dog knocked me 1 step off the porch this morning and I think I fractured something, so I laid back down.

Wie steht's eigentlich um die paar Klagen zur Einschränkung unserer Grundrechte durch Corona Maßnahmen vor dem Bundesverfassungsgericht? Der Wodarg (wodarg.com) hatte da ein paar Infos auf seiner Seite aber was ich gelesen habe entscheidend jedes Land für sich? Siehe Mecklenburg Vorpommern?

NOOO YOU HAVE TO PAY
Hope he at least streams his inevitable heroing. We need answers.
Your dog did the right thing. At least you're here now.

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Da brauchst du nicht viel zu erwarten. Frau Bahner wurde jetzt scheinbar auch endgültig BTFO'd.
tag24.de/thema/coronavirus/nach-scheitern-von-eilaltrag-wegen-corona-anwaeltin-gibt-zulassung-zurueck-1484357

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Why is CDU growing? I thought the Germans disliked Merkel because of the refugees.

Will she be reelected?

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I miss him.

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>Remember...

:)

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I haven't screamed out in pain like I did then, I flew face first in mud and I'm sure dog piss.
Features also: heated flooring, heated driveway/pathways for winter, marble tiles.

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>germany is full of retards
you have no idea how bad it is...

>Will she be reelected?
>elected
we overcame democracy already friend

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Is that a real tweet?
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In 30 years she will just be an animation on a screen like that one gorillaz concert.

Is it a German dog?
Yes.

Krautpol is concentrated autism yet I keep coming back everytime.
What's wrong with me...

This is the music that will play along youtube.com/watch?v=reCMB81A70k
If you can't make the connection, you might be autistic, too.

...it's a chihuahua-terrier mutt.

If we ever reach an enlightened age again she will be seen as a dictator.

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It is autism but it is also pretty comfy autism.

The pets you keep are a reflection of yourself, eh?

She looks like she is suffering from dementia and somebody forgot her there and she has one of very few clear wpisodes where she goes "where am i?"

They're all just puppets of someone else. If she's still around in 5 years, she'll be the German Joe Biden. Would be nice, I love those Biden memes.

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Important safety information for you lads.
When running keep 15m minimum distance to the person in front of you.

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It was an unwanted puppy, super tiny palm sized, and I was 13 at the time.

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Äußerer Zuschnitt und Teilnehmerkreis - was haben die Richter an "Bundesweit" nicht verstanden?
Frage mich, warum die Anwältin dann nicht bei dem Verwaltungskram ansetzt, den die Verfassungsrichter vor ihrer Instanz sehen.

>pic related

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Trümmerfrauen sind die grössten Huren der Menschheitsgeschichte. Die Devotchkas waren verrückt nach Slawen und Anglo Schwänzen. Es gibt Zeitgenössische Aufnahmen in denen zu sehen ist wie sie freiwillig auf Transporter der Allierten warteten um in die Kasernen gebracht zu werden. Dort angekommen liessen Sie sich für ein Stück Brot oder eine Packung Zigaretten ficken, In der Hoffnung das einer der Soldaten sie zur Frau nimmt. Diejenigen die keinen begehrten Platz im Bangbus ergattern konnten wurden hysterisch, schrien und schlugen um sich. Manche drohten aus Verzweiflung sich umzubringen. Es wird geschätzt das auf diese Weise ca. 4.325.000 Kinder gezeugt wurden.

House number 2

I was 5 and she was the pastors daughter. We moved a year later and as far as I know she has 2 kids now

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So it's around 12 years old? Hope you'll get to share your life with it for a while longer.
Denke auch nicht, dass das die Ermittlungen gegen sie stoppen wird. Die wird schon büßen für ihren Aufstand.

Wen did you do your first red carpet babygurl??? :D

Schwöbli grüßt. Das alte Bergjüdli ist zurück in voller Kraft.

They should live around 18 years, but she is definitely getting up there.

Mir geht es weniger um die Frau, als das Verfassungsrichter unlogische Richtsprüche sprechen. Bin mir nur nicht sicher, ob ich das richtig gelesen habe in dem Juristendeutsch.