/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3122

Bros.. Can I be white too?

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It's burger time, choose your toppings

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theneweuropean.co.uk/top-stories/nigel-farage-mocked-for-looking-worse-for-wear-on-his-sofa-in-short-shorts-1-6600574

>He complained about being under “house arrest” and fumed that he had been told it was racist to blame China for the disease.

>“They are looking to take over the world in their own way,” he claimed.

>“The same mob that sold us out to Brussels are happy to sell our sovereignty to China.”

Farage is based.

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reported , enjoy your ban

And BAME just like that

The Robert Koch institute literally "estimate" how many recovered, they don't even know how many actually did. So no

828 already?

pray for sweden

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very comfy desu

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Cute femboy sucks...

>pic related

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WHAT ARE THEY DOING? They need filter snorkels up top and an oxygen tank packs connected to the groin. HAHAHAHA. What a joke.

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No.

It's alright.
No more work till the company sort out the permits.
Baking stuff at home.

Thanks for your concern satan. How is it in colombia?

Ask him why a vaccine has never been successfully developed against a corona virus

Those tabs. You can be Jewish

youtube.com/watch?v=bqUVjJtiXJ8
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>4.7 billion people under lockdown
lol, still only 4.7 billion.
How many days has it been stuck at 4.7 billion? 1 month? 2 months?

youtu.be/URZB0Cp0mW0?t=838

lol based fauci telling the world about the UK ahah.

Hey don't you dare laying a hand on our Gary!

saturn triagnles and earthlings cubes there is a connection i almost have it, the corona and number 5 are linked interdimensioanlly through trumps second player port in the "console" that is the whitehouse (tunnel connected with google HQ) there is no time, i have to research

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Is covid 19 fake news? I suspect it's not real or maybe exaggerated. But why are so many people in icu and why are hospitals so chaotic? Why are so many people getting pneumonia?

Yeah almost everywhere is reporting 5-10 now, it ads up quick

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I don't say that Süddeutsche is much better - but they reported that this special study was not too good
sueddeutsche.de/wissen/heinsberg-studie-herdenimmunitaet-kritik-1.4873480

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FOOTBALL INTENATIONAL CHAMPIONS CUP OFFICIALLY SUSPENDED. NO EUROPEAN TEAMS MATCHES FOR USA/ASIA NEXT SUMMER
>FOOTBALL INTENATIONAL CHAMPIONS CUP OFFICIALLY SUSPENDED. NO EUROPEAN TEAMS MATCHES FOR USA/ASIA NEXT SUMMER
FOOTBALL INTENATIONAL CHAMPIONS CUP OFFICIALLY SUSPENDED. NO EUROPEAN TEAMS MATCHES FOR USA/ASIA NEXT SUMMER
>FOOTBALL INTENATIONAL CHAMPIONS CUP OFFICIALLY SUSPENDED. NO EUROPEAN TEAMS MATCHES FOR USA/ASIA NEXT SUMMER
FOOTBALL INTENATIONAL CHAMPIONS CUP OFFICIALLY SUSPENDED. NO EUROPEAN TEAMS MATCHES FOR USA/ASIA NEXT SUMMER
>FOOTBALL INTENATIONAL CHAMPIONS CUP OFFICIALLY SUSPENDED. NO EUROPEAN TEAMS MATCHES FOR USA/ASIA NEXT SUMMER
FOOTBALL INTENATIONAL CHAMPIONS CUP OFFICIALLY SUSPENDED. NO EUROPEAN TEAMS MATCHES FOR USA/ASIA NEXT SUMMER

That includes the R. Madrid - F.C. Barcelona in Las Vegas
>diariomadridista.okdiario.com/real-madrid/oficial-suspende-international-champions-cup-no-habra-clasico-vegas-39406

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/cvg/

I'm going to come to you like a man and ask you something. I need you to tell me the truth.

How often do you use that N-world?

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I will report him to the Yas Forums police every time I can.

Did any other country implement passes that you need to have to go outside during the quarantine or are we the only ones? I heard France has something similar, how does it work?
Normalfag scum here is already starting to seethe because of muh rights

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>1710817 infected
>103513 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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I'm back from the store frens.
>post black girl getting booty treatment webm
>warning for pornography
are the jannies being ultra kikey right now? surely they are memeing it wasn't even remotely porn

some kind of meme treatment, dont know sauce

based mena-pussyhunter

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My guess is that it's politically motivated.
Supposedly the person pulling the strings behind the study is Guido Westerwelles former husband who is also a close ally of Laschet.
They probably want to loosen restrictions so that the goyim can go back to work 100% and continue to finance everyones gibs.

fuck you - Gary is sacred

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who the fuck cares about football?

take ur meds
at least we can still enjoy burger-waifus

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>less than 2 weeks to 200k dead at this rate

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>Russia
>rights
top kek

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I agree.
as I previously said: The Kobold from the rhine just wants to be Kanzler.

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>youtube.com/watch?v=4iYIFBsnVkE

>Chinese and British scientists collaborate on COVID-19 tests

LOL

I have to go outside. What do I do with a mask after getting back home?

>been 2 weeks
>time to restock
>go to store
>wear gloves & faceshield
>walmart
>kids running around like its a playground
>only old people wearing face coverings.
>people looking at me
>giggles behind back
>store is PACKED
>set up to look like they are limiting entries
>doing nothing.
>6 cases in county
>6 deaths in state
midwest's hit will be relentless I feel...

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i’m fine satan

Ben why do you care? Are you a bot?

put them unironically in the oven at 80°c

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youtube.com/watch?v=z2uo9KERbVA
YEAH SEAN!

american news media is so fucking garbage man

always pushing these one dimensional questions for sensationalist soundbites and cutting off the experts

Holy mother of god he's such a fraud

>AHHHH NOOOOOO NOW WE NEED MASSSS GRAVESS!!!! NOOOOOOOOO NOOO NOO DONT YOU ALL SEE NOW ITS NOT JUST THE COLD BE WARNED NOW GUYZ!!!!!!!’ WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! AND BY “ALL” I MEAN “ 1% OF US WHO ARE OVER THE AGE OF 80 WITH 3 OR MORE SERIOUS PREEXISTING MEDICAL CONDITIONS”!!! AHHHH NOOOO!!!!!

>CORONACHAN IS FOR REALL!! BELIVE ME!!!!!! GRAMPERINO WAS ONLY 84 YEARS YOUNG AND ONLY 2.5 YEARS AWAY FROM MAKING A FULL RECOVERY IN THE CANCER WARD!!!! AHH!! BUT CORONACHAN SLAYED HIM WHILE HE RESTED PEACEFULLY IN HIS MEDICALLY INDUCED COMA AFTER A VERY MINOR HEART TRANSPLANT!!! OOOOHHHHH NOOO!!! HE WAS BARELY EVEN SUFFERING FROM POST SURGICAL SEPTIC SHOCK WHEN THE CHINAMAN VIRUS GOT TO HIM!!! AHHH OMZ!! HE STILL HAD SOOOO MUCH TO GIVE TO THIS WORLD!!! NOOO WHY CORONACHAN!!!!?!?!!!!! WHYYYYY!!!!?!?

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>B-BUT MUH EMPIRE! RULERS OF THE SEA!

Yeah, I hope it doesn't. My family is there. But with how there's nothing to do, kids are going to become super spreaders

It's manipulated to get us back to work. Someone has to finance the subhuman mob.

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Maybe it's ADE and Italy is on second wave while we are on first wave.

if his Professur isn't working out at the university he still can be the new health minister

throw it a a shitskin, hope it has the virus on it.

>be uk
>try herd immunity an nope after a few weeks
>boris infected after handshaking
>fall for skitzo conspiracy theory and burn down 5G towers
>get screwed by china with shitty test kits
>being ruled by a poo
>now working with some chinese guy that's at oxford for a new kit

lol the United Kingdom ladies and gentlemen.

Breddy gud, satan.

NO SALVATION AH AH
NO FORGIVENESS AH AH

fuck you josé

aren't you guys suppose to be cremation experts?