Brit/pol/ - Sunny Easter edition

>You are being surveilled by Google - go to park, get locked up
bbc.co.uk/news/technology-52243088

>BoJo kept under house arrest
indiatoday.in/world/story/british-pm-boris-johnson-out-of-icu-must-rest-up-says-his-father-1665501-2020-04-10

>BoJo was kept in hospital without a phone
metro.co.uk/2020/04/10/boris-johnson-called-pregnant-fiancee-soon-medics-handed-phones-back-12536540/

>Yet another powerful person flouting the lockdown rules: do they know something?
theguardian.com/politics/2020/apr/10/robert-jenrick-urged-explain-visit-parents-during-lockdown

>Police deciding what are essential aisles in supermarkets - what law is this?
metro.co.uk/2020/04/10/police-now-deciding-count-essential-aisles-supermarkets-12537589/

>Govt can continue to manipulate figures to legitimise LOCKDOWN
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/coronavirus-lockdown-wont-end-until-21844920

>John Pilger discusses Corona propaganda and UK imperialism
counterpunch.org/2020/04/10/freedom-from-fear-john-pilger-discusses-coronavirus-propaganda-imperialism-and-human-rights/

ECONOMY
>The economy was mega-fucked before corona, now it's in tatters
belfasttelegraph.co.uk/business/northern-ireland/northern-ireland-economy-still-4-below-peak-of-2007-even-before-onset-of-coronavirus-crisis-39117915.html
fin24.com/Economy/South-Africa/damage-was-already-done-to-sa-economy-even-before-lockdown-extension-analyst-20200409

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twitter.com/PreezerWim/status/1248636659891081216
youtube.com/watch?v=rNPSG3mHGkE
anti-empire.com/deputy-chief-medical-officer-for-england-these-are-covid-associated-deaths-not-deaths-as-a-result-of-covid/
blog.nomorefakenews.com/2020/04/09/covid-italy-update-dispelling-the-pandemic-illusion/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

You've all voted for Boring Trousers, haven't you anons?
twitter.com/PreezerWim/status/1248636659891081216

youtube.com/watch?v=rNPSG3mHGkE
very informative

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>For more than a month, governments across the world have tried to dance around the vital question of how their harrowing COVID Death Tolls are tabulated.

>Jenny Harries, Deputy Chief Medical Officer for England, has finally provided clarity on this issue, debunking the hurtful rumors that the UK tally is greatly exaggerated: Now for the UK, these are COVID-associated deaths. They are all sad events. They will not all be a death as a result of COVID

anti-empire.com/deputy-chief-medical-officer-for-england-these-are-covid-associated-deaths-not-deaths-as-a-result-of-covid/

tl;dr
UK IS FAKING THE NUMBERS
it's their only tool to keep forcing the lockdown

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What is all this non essential items bollocks? What's the point?

please get worse

inb4

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So big headed cops can throw their weight around
>OI! YOU GOT A TUB OF BUTTER. THAT'S NOT AN ESSENTIAL ITEM
>£200 BONG NOW

same is true in Italy

>“Less than 1% of the deceased were healthy persons, i.e. persons without pre-existing chronic diseases. Only about 30% of the deceased are women.”

>“The Italian Institute of Health moreover distinguishes between those who died from the coronavirus and those who died with the coronavirus. In many cases it is not yet clear whether the persons died from the virus or from their pre-existing chronic diseases or from a combination of both.”
blog.nomorefakenews.com/2020/04/09/covid-italy-update-dispelling-the-pandemic-illusion/

how many times have you heard
>look at italy
>but just look at italy

the LOCKDOWN is martial law, make no mistake
we've had a soft coup against BoJo, now we have the kind technocrat Raab in charge.
govt running economy from central control - using BoE as private bank account

its to bring about the complete collapse. its all part of the plan.

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imagine the sex

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Are RC cars redpilled?

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Then just carry on as normal big lad. Whats wrong with you?

>govt running economy from central control - using BoE as private bank account
how young are you?

you vote for tories you get tories.
wtf did you expect?

could probably take a stroll around her fanny after hes done.

>>BoJo was kept in hospital without a phone

Must.......eat.........brains!

Brains!

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How does anyone ultimately benefit from a 'collapse' though?

there is no economy. it was all an illusion

Where did the curve flattening meme come from

>Not RC aircraft or drone
Nothing like throwing a small aircraft around the sky, tbqh

>Boris is watching Lord of the Rings and doing sudoku
LOL, so even your PM is a NEET these days

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I do, personally.

Give me one reason why herd immunity wouldn't be a better approach to the virus than collapsing our economy?

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From the upward curve not going up any more you thick cunt.

Epidemiology at a guess, you fucking retard.

>gender reveal parties
fucking yanks

saw on sky news a few days ago that "deaths in the community" count as covid deaths in scotland. so if the person maybe had covid symptoms based on the reports of a family member then it is 1 to the virus. all dead people have covid from now on.

I am the walrus

Bit harsh that

>Some gook ate a bat and now every election will now be decided by seeing who can talk about r NHS the loudest
Nike China

both options would collapse the economy. this way, the economy collapses and we get 10's of thousands of deaths instead of a couple million

>>OI! YOU GOT A TUB OF BUTTER. THAT'S NOT AN ESSENTIAL ITEM
emergency lube for tranny dilation

everything is built around boomers: supporting boomers, their house prices (wealth), their consumption, their ideas of society (consumption), and making sure they live as long as possible (rNHS and us sitting around for 6 months looking forward to the austerity that we'll pay, again, to fund this)

>you're not staying in user, are you?

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hy is Bojo locked away?
why did they take his phone?
just at the point where the lockdown was to be evaluated - and was increasingly unpopular with the public..

blackrock and big financial powers can hedge on the losses.
plus they can weaken big players then offer them "assistance"
it also enables martial law (see albania for the 100% martial model)
also medical corporations can make cash on vaccines and branded paraphernalia

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i should leave but im fucking addicted to it

When Boris said squash the sombrero

>tfw we've done such a number on bongs they're meme'ing on themselves, just to beat us to it
Dont mind you doing our job mate,
Just dont expect us to pay you for it ;)

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you're a nonce

not full speed ones only crawlers for cars

Narh mate, I'm sick of thick cunts tbf, sick of cunts asking whats going on too. Like its difficult to open up a news site. Fuck them.

I am an Englishmen

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I don't like you, I wish you ded
Win/win

Until he makes a press conference I'll assume he's dead.

bojos brain is rotted with virus. he is nothing more than a human shaped vegetable

why is he so serious all the time, that's what annoyed me most about him, fucking stone cold leaf cunt

Embrace tradition, reject Americringe

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Because they would rather there be a wank economy then an nonexistent one because we’re all dead

Your a discord battyboy lmao

Boomers is an American meme lad. It doesn't apply to the UK.

Ah yes trust the news goy!

get an actual car

i cant post about coke no more

>When Boris said squash the sombrero
#PrayForHeroBraveBorris

That's not the face of a man who's having fun

>Mad because he’s not in the discord and never will be

we had a post-war baby boom and the same sort of situation played out.

bosses dad died. he said from COVID-19.
the guy was 90, in and out of hospital for 10 years.
but cause he coughed and had a temperature they put part 1a of death cert COVID-19.
never even tested

I remember when I snowed on Easter Sunday a decade or so ago.

Good times.

Is that his gender reveal party?

He gets all his news and opinions from an anime website. FFS kid.

Sounds all a bit cringe, imagine being in a discord to organise messing up britpol threads

A couple million people who are most likely going to be dead within the next 5 years anyway? Why not just impose the lockdown on the most vulnerable demographic while leaving the rest of us to get on with our lives?

Fair point. Boomers have been a plague for ages now and this is the latest example.

Ok, boomer.

Outside of the aforementioned vulnerable demographic, many of whom aren't even economically active anymore, this virus is a fucking meme and everyone knows it. I'd rather there be a stable economy and not countless job losses over facing another recession just to save a few thousand more old cunts.

Give me examples of British boomers that align with American boomers.

Yes I’d much rather believe some anonymous spastic on here over a verified source lmfao

>bosses dad died
That's noice!

Spastic

>just at the point where the lockdown was to be evaluated - and was increasingly unpopular with the public..


people were fooled by him and his lockdown, he is nasty cunt who puts on a bumbling buffoon act.

I am finding this virus charade and the people adhering to it so ridiculous, 'stay at home, protect nhs etc..'

it will be a couple more weeks/months before the rest of the nation catches me up & by then civil liberty will be even further restricted.

we're out of our medicine, out of our minds and we want in yours: let us in

Not everything is a big conspiracy you know. A lot of the time people/govts just make things up as they go and that's what this lockdown is

Tbf I can’t even let you in, you’ll need to ask manhands or daisy
Also still fuming you’re not in it? Lmfao

Talk about yourself lad.

Just cause ur stupid enough to take everything that's given to you, doesnt mean I am.

have you lately turned 18? or did the last 15 years just totally pass you by?

ive never been in the discord

>Not everything is a big conspiracy you know
you don't belong here

>Sunny Easter edition
oh god...
the united kingdom of NEETs can no longer even tell which day it is...

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Back to cvg

How's Dom Cum lately lads?

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Nobody cares what a trip fag thinks anyway so Have fun

shut up slut you're causing too much chaos

Why are they doing this, what do they gain by inflating the numbers?

I will enjoy Easter.

Fuck this police state and COVID-19!

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>tripwhoring

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Yeah, of course dude.

They aren't examples lad. Give me examples of UK boomers that match American boomers.
Come on lad, out them.

yes you are

he's got a lot of horrendous shit going on in his life, like his daughter has some pretty awful medical conditions that leave her in constant pain. he has to see that shit, her own father, and it weighs heavy on the poor bastard. now come on, get the hoover, you've got a room to clean.

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Can somebody please tell me who's in the top right?
leftypol refuses to answer

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if an easter egg doesn't come with a mug then it can fuck off

>tfw watching Anne Marie Waters getting groyped in her Youtube comment section

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nope

control by fear.
he died.. YOU might be next!!

>make things up as they go and that's what this lockdown is
Do tell us moar

You've been rect lad and calling him a tripfag is rock bottom. You're done kid.

why would i be angry, if you dont want me in your club, if you all dont like me nothing is gonna change that.

sup?

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Then why were you in there last night saying you’re going to make up getting kicked out of uni and that you have a fiancé?

Post photos of your trips out. You won't you LARPing cunt.

I am a freeman on the land and I do as I please.

in discord? lol?

Blackrock?

> lidlfags mad af they are poor
Apex kek

>if you all don’t like me
You actually love us and want to be one of us and that’s why you’ve done this though lmfao

you don't sound happy to see me

the early bird gets the beans lads

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Is being a lefty genetic? They all look... off

To be fair at least he's dressed as a police officer and not a fucking gonk like ours is.

Can’t even go along with a joke because we didn’t believe the LARP ffs

i'm a loose cannon

How do people react to you being dressed like that?

My neighbours are weird as fuck, wearing wooly hats in this weather. T shirts and shorts and wooly hats, fucking weirdos.

You wore gola trainers in school and got bullied lad.

>I am a freeman on the land and I do as I please.

do people really still do that?

Bbq later lads
Couldnt get corn on the cob or sparagus tho so its gonna be just a meat one

Povvos are in general seething. M&S foodhall has about 5 people in every time I've been.

dog over the road is yapping again WALK IT YOU STUPID CUNTS

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