>Julius Caesar at his 50 runned, trained, swimmed, drilled, everyday with his legionnaires barechested covered in olive oil >He also leaded in the front in many battles, encouraging way more his legionnaires when they see him fight >During his murder, the first assasin who striked him first at the throat, but because Caesar lightining reflexes, he overpowered him and killed him with a dagger and managed to wound five others, it said that is only when he found out his son, brutus, that he stopped tho fight back >One day, He was captured by pirates, he added personally more money for the ransom, got liberated and he find the pirated back and crucified them >He Banged Cato sister, his Greatest Political ennemy >He banged the Graeco-egyptian Queen of egypt >Veni Vidi Vici >Genocided 1 000 000 Gauls and 500 000 Germanics >His name became a cognomen that was still use even today >He had a month named after him >When finded the gallic tribe who did the sack of rome in -390 during his campaign in gaul, he rounded all the tribes members and had their hands chopped off
You will never be this Chad and i forgot many things about him
>he overpowered him and killed him no he didnt, all assassins killed him easily and werent injured
Joshua Gonzalez
I read that they were some injuries but it was friendly fire mostly, gang stabbings aren’t exactly precision affairs
Leo Long
>>One day, He was captured by pirates, he added personally more money for the ransom, got liberated and he find the pirated back and crucified them
That was Alexander, not Cesar. OP is a retard
Matthew Campbell
He destroyed the republic
Jonathan Butler
the assassins were cowards and mostly pretended to attack cuz they were scared of caesar and the consequences, out of over dozens of stab wounds only 1 was lethal
Andrew Baker
Brutus was injured when one of the other assassins missed Caesar and hit him.
He was offended that they asked for too little, to which he then promised to return and crucify them.
Ave Caesar.
Adrian Diaz
Brutus got his hand stabbed by his brother
Brandon Anderson
Cunt should lay off the dirty bird
Jose Morales
im pretty sure he repaid all his debts with gaul booty, plus he was rich and had vasts amount of wealth that he gave to octavian, brutus, anthony, the people from his will and had estates, caesar wanted to be king, debts werent an issue when he was in control
Adam Bell
Caesar was a chad in general, but he got his arse handed to him a plate by the ancient Catuvellauni
I thought he was being recalled because his term had ended, but he strongly suspected that they would prosecute him once he returned and became a regular citizen Obviously once he was in control his debt wasn’t an issue, that’s kinda the poo t
Ayden Lee
*thats kinda the point
Adrian Williams
British chariot tactics were difficult for the Romans to deal with. The Britons would ride up on their chariots, quickly turn them around, and two warriors would get down off of the chariots, fight for a little bit, jump back on the chariots, and then ride off. They'd repeat this over and over again across the Roman lines, frustrating the hell out of them.
Christian Nelson
roman history was such a redpill on (((democracy))). society teaches he was a tyrant but the senate is the actual villain in this story. lazy, corrupt, useless. usa needs someone to cross the rubicon and crucify every single member of the house and senate. imagine 500 crosses on capital hill strung with human trash that makes america the pile of shit it is today.
Jackson Clark
Napoleon was french first consul at 30yo and Emperor of europe at 34yo, just saying. During the seventh coalition, Russia, Austria, Prussia and England declared war to Napoleon, not to France, but to Napoleon himself.
>late republican rome >democracy it was an aristocratic oligarchy by that point, tho optimates shouldve been crucified, making rome into a monarchy made it worse, the succession mechanism was extremely bad for the empire, plus one person wasnt enough to govern the whole empire, as we can see diocletian trying fix this with tetrarchy
Ryan Evans
so? 50 isn't that old. I know 65+ people who are like that, besides genocide and legions things
Austin Reed
You forgot he has a salad named after him and a palace in Las Vegas.
Can't take this garbage ESL speak seriously, sorry
Jaxson Bell
caesar was the Roman bernie sanders
Christian Ortiz
we are an >aristocratic oligarchy too
Jackson Bennett
Caesar was actually competent. Bernie Sanders can't say that.
James Hughes
im sure merkel for life sounds tempting but i doubt she will sign up for it
Evan Baker
>try to back stab him >miss >retards start stabbing each other even while they had him completely surrounded It's actually hilarious. Fucking traitorous scum will burn in hell for all eternity.
You forgot to mention he was worshiped as a god in the Roman pantheon after his death.
Liam Reed
No that was caesar you fucking retard. Alexander was busy fighting wars in his teenage years and the Macedonian empire was confined to the Balkan peninsula when he became king. There is no reason he would have ever been sailing around the Mediterranean unprotected.
Dylan Robinson
Julius Caesar wasn't Bernie Sanders, he was Adolf Hitler minus incompetence and delusion and genocide for the sake of genocide. Caesar could've committed genocides but he preferred to kill only as many as he needed to keep them under his boot. Hitler never actually wanted to rule the world, he just wanted to kill Jews. Caesar wanted the world in his hand and he got it, Jews included.
Eli Scott
many roman emperors got divination, but it was stopped when christianity took over
Justin Foster
haha wtf are you trying to turn this into a pasta. you posted this on Yas Forums a few days ago with the same ESL errors.
Cooper Rodriguez
anyone know the link between Belgae and modern belgium?
Xavier Jackson
>swimmed but for real though, they used to swim ? I wonder how good they could have been at that
Luis Hill
Apples and oranges user
Ian Foster
He is my all time favourite historical figure, would have attacked the persians too if he wasnt murdered, the guy was pure ambition for power personafied
John James
Napoleon was hell of a genius. Especially while he was trying to climb hiearchy. He too had close relations with soldiers. He became to egoistic though. But he was not French.
Alexander Phillips
Caesar got distracted by thot and became idiot... I like more Alexader though.
Landon Johnson
Napolean is the greatest example of a man who could see the forest, the trees, and the location and function of every branch, simultaneously.
Hudson Carter
>his son, brutus Is this the power of african education?
Yet he cried on his 32nd birthday because Alexander the Great had achieved so much more than JC did at that age.
Jack Ortiz
Not really, what thot are you talking about? Caesar had a few
Parker Roberts
the whole roman history is a bunch of what ifs, if caesar didnt die, if augustus intended heirs didnt die, if julian didnt die, if aurelian didnt die, if constantine lost etc etc
Tyler Baker
>known to have fucked his mom >basically raised him There is a high chance he was his son.
That just makes him more of an overachieving chad.
Carson Long
So were my ancestors. Venus favours us lad.
Josiah White
Burgers trying to discuss history are like niggers trying swimming, it's just not in their nature
Blake Hughes
He actually stabbed one with a stylus. I don't know how bad he was injured, but yeah he tried.
Ethan Rogers
>LE BÜLL MEDITERRANÉ so it was real all along
Liam Martin
Cleo Cleo Cleo... The sources differ describing her, but overall they confirm, that she was not popular in Rome and was viewed as manipulative thot. Caesar lost part of his popularity when they saw, how much of a simp he became.
Ethan Carter
Belgae are technically the people who inhabit Belgium today, a gaulic tribe, however they're just cucks without a language or culture so they had to regurgitate the name when Britain decided to create an artificial buffer state between France and Germany
Tyler Bell
Same hairline as Caesar... Same complex from losing hair. Maybe thats where the magic is? Damn my perfect hair.
Austin Kelly
It's arguable. He had been fucking brutus' mom for a long time.
Lucas Clark
The Republic was failing. Rome only reached its true peak when it reformed into an Empire.
Kayden Evans
>BRUTUS'D how tall was this caesar chad?
Christopher Johnson
Damn, how can we g*rmanics and n*rdics even compete with THAT?
Gabriel Turner
This. Republic was full of corruption, ineffective and every even really important decission took ages. We are at the same dead end...
I read he fended it off completely until some rando ganked him while he was waking home
Christopher Hill
No wonder actually as these were the most fertile areas close enough to defend Rome but far away enough to stay out of politics.
>Marian reforms required soldiers to be 6ft and over >Manlet senators decide to settle them all outside of Italy >Rome falls within 2 Centuries after that
Leo Cruz
I'm 50 and recently started hit the gum. Went from 81.3 to 74.5 Kg in 3 months. Now im confined at home .
OPEN THE GYMS FFS,
Gabriel Flores
5'9'', which was pretty tall for a Roman.
Matthew Sanchez
Thank God I am med. The BVLLS of the world.
Jackson Garcia
Mate, I wish they would open the gyms. I've been training jiu jitsu for years and there is a big hole in my life where training used to be, plus I'm getting out of shape.
And at the risk of sounding like a redditfag, no jiu jitsu is impacted my mental health bigly.
That could also be argued to be just a political move to put an heir to the throne of egypt since the country was half autonomous at the time or maybe she was just one of those prime pussies that greeks produced during ancient times and Caesar had to have some, who knows
Jaxon Edwards
You're diaspora trash, most likely North African.
Jaxson Hernandez
>besides genocide and legions things
You should feel ashamed of yourself for saying this as a fellow Croat.
Robert Clark
The close relation with soldier is mostly a meme tho, he treated very well his personal guards because he knew perfectly roman history. But didnt care about the average troop, there is a famous time during the egypt campaign where he sent an officier to die in an ambush to be able to fuck his wife.
Jayden Walker
Adoption and godparents were usually means to legitimize bastards.
I know, i was in the right path to lose weight and have some gains. Training at home fucking sucks.Just hang in there burger bro.
Asher Parker
You're still diaspora trash, you act like a nigger too.
Juan Sanchez
Looks german to me
Robert Ortiz
>Rome only reached its true peak when it reformed into an Empire. and rome died as an empire, not much of an argument for empire being better than republic then corruption didnt disappear, out of all 5 julio-claudian emperors only 1 was good, 1 was meh and 3 were bad for rome, and after that a civil war, im sure people would rather have corruption than death, but like i said, corruption stayed the same
