Okay, christfags. Let's suppose there is a god. Why would they dream up something as retarded as the bible...

>Horticultor has magic garden
>invites some humans
>yeah guys, this garden is for you
>just don't eat from this magical tree that kills on eating it
>snek: nonsense, that guy is delirous, it gives you knwoledge
>*munch*
>*receives knowledge*
>guys, guys, what have you done faggots! I told you not to eat from death tree
>you shitty cunt liar, the tree didn't kill me, it gave me knowledge
>uh, gtfo, or you will eat from the tree of eternal life and make me the most retarded god ever

2000 years overcomplex theology with high grade philosophers.

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drunk boy go home, you can't lead a horse to water, they will desire the thirst of ever lasting life when the well runs dry
jesus spoke aramiac, that's all we know

>why would god dream up the Bible
The Bible is written by people, not god. You're taking some human asshole's word at face value. This is the most damning part of "faith" in general. No holy book ever written was actually written by a god, only flawed humans claiming to know or hear god. How can we trust them? Why would we? Faith is fucking retarded.

It's never called an apple, fuckwit.

Ugh Varg get a real job and stop leeching wellfare and shitposting all day

explain the shroud of turin

That's pretty much my point. I do not take people seriously when they claim to know what a god wants.

The Brits having bad teeth meme comes from NHS not covering dental service. So Brits elect to not take care of their teeth because it costs money out of their pockets. Americans with good jobs have health AND dental insurance and treat both as equally important, taking care of their teeth.

>drunk boy go home,
I'm posting this from my home user, not the bar. See what I mean when I say you find your keys first? Only degenerates are at the bar at 4:30am in the morning.
>they will desire the thirst of ever lasting life when the well runs dry
Yeah yeah. We know. You got recruited into a desert LARP from a young age. We get it. You're an insufferable christfag who thinks he's morally superior to everyone while being the exact opposite. Go eat your oatmeal or whatever it is you eat in the morning to make your bowel movements easier.

Clearly, it is part of gods plan

>there is a god
>it wrote the bible
why must the former mean the latter?

>Americans with good jobs have health AND dental insurance and treat both as equally important, taking care of their teeth.
But Americans don't genetically have better teeth than the Brits. That's what I WAS ALLUDING to. If you had an IQ above 10, you would have understood.

lmao really?
youtu.be/dbq9AdniIgI

What's strange is that as soon as religion becomes irrelevant to a society, that society crumbles. So maybe there is more to it than you think.

>>drunk boy go home,
>I'm posting this from my home user, not the bar. See what I mean when I say you find your keys first? Only degenerates are at the bar at 4:30am in the morning.
so you've confirmed you're functionally retarded
>bars open at 4:30 am

If the Bible isn't true, why does the Bible say it's true?

Exactly. The talking snake tricked the rib woman into eating a fruit which is not specifically names and, as a result of that, the Jewish god is going to torture us all forever after we die unless we telepathically apologise for what the rib woman did and accept that a Jewish zombie is our saviour. The Jewish zombie is also the Jewish god who sacrificed Himself to Himself in order to convince Himself that he shouldn't torture us all forever after we die.

Removing the part about the apple makes it completely believable.

People watch the world and they write books. Every religión has a part of truth

Just watch be calma and you Will find God

I am yet to find a non-cucked version of the bible.
No, not the KJV. Even that still gets things wrong.

Jew

wow, post some shitty sitcom, the shroud of turin has been carbon dated, and studied, why don't you look into it, or are you afraid it will crack your asscheeks of knowledge?

Your alluding came from an assumption that the bad British teeth meme was related to genetics. It is not. It never has been. It was always about being able to afford dental work. Nobody ever claimed Americans have naturally better teeth, only that we can afford to fix ours, which you proved by quoting statistics about how many American children get braces.

>implying having power of choice hasn't led humanity into chaos and suffering

>bars open at 4:30 am
You need to be above 18 to post on this board user. You're too young to post here. Every city has a bar that's open all night. But you would have known that if you've ever been to a bar.

learn ancient greek and make your own translation genius

>which you proved by quoting statistics about how many American children get braces.
Fine. I quoted a statistic to mean something, and you took it another way, and I'll accept your explanation of the bad British meme that's been perpetuated by Seth McFarlane at all his singing gigs and stand up routines. What do we do now? You ask me out to breakfast?

>he can't see the similarity between two items that have a stain on them which someone claims looks like God
The human brain sees faces in everything. Remember this one? Sold for $30,000 because of godfags. Just burnt toast.

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biblehub.com/interlinear/

Cross reference every word with other occurrences to find the true meaning and intent. No translation will be a substitute.

>that's been perpetuated by Seth McFarlane at all his singing gigs and stand up routines
What the fuck are you talking about? Take your meds.

Comparing the shroud with a burnt toast is, at most, laughable.

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But God still favors them
This makes sense

Thinking a stained linin is concrete evidence of God is laughable you NPC

>It has historical facts

Nigger, it's a load of bronze age hocus pocus.

>explain the shroud of turin
Confirmed fake recently. Bloodstains were caused deliberately.

To say "nonononono it's not true reeeeee" it's not an argument.

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I'm an alki I would know these things, underage dumbass

Most of the parts people rail on aren't meant to be taken literally. Especially most of Genesis-Deuteronomy. They're allegorical stories that explain creation and the first civilizations. Even some early Christians knew that.

>Doesn't know

Everything that comes from the bronze age is fake or wrong?
>Old = bad
This is the most npc thinking you can find

No. See .

post proof pedro, would be cool if you would do research first

The Church is the basis of Christianity, not the Bible. Protestantism is false.

1 Timothy 3:14-15
Although I hope to come to you soon, I am writing you these things in case I am delayed, so that you will know how each one must conduct himself in God’s household, which is the church of the living God, the pillar and foundation of the truth.

the bible is rich with philosophy related to the human experience and helping people be the best they can be while avoiding pitfalls of human nature, its extremely useful and relevant to this day and likely always will be until humanity transforms into something all together different in its internal mechanism

you're a fucking idiot if you think its nothing but mythology that is irrelevant now that less people believe in it

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Can we PLEASE STOP REPLYING TO RELIGION THREADS. They are D&C shills who start these.

The bible was writen by jews to push theyre religion on the masses.

reuters.com/article/us-religion-shroud/new-forensic-tests-suggest-shroud-of-turin-is-fake-idUSKBN1K81NF

satinists

>Skeptics say
they didn't prove anything, and it's been confirmed to be from carbon dating at the time of Jesus's death.

>skeptics say
Oh? It says FORENSIC BLOOD TEST, NOT SKEPTICS SAY.

There have been so many religious threads tonight. FUCKING DAMN. Why don’t you people sage these and move on? Can you seriously not see that these insipid threads are D&C meant to drive a wedge between us by religious beliefs? There are always so many of these dumbfuck threads. Please, PLEASE, stop replying to these faggot OPs.

True christians and folks who go to church understand that the bible is only what we think he wants from us as it is just a group of many sources put into one book. So please stop being a retard by going " UH YOUS BAD CAUSE GOD IS BAD MAN CAUSE UH 123" how about you try helping us understand his ways more rather then being a angry retard just cause life isnt just what you wanted and if you want a better life for people just do something to help folks instead of being a twat.

The article is really inconclusive. They say they used numerous techniques, but only mention one. Also, said technique they mention just analyzes blood patterns, not the blood's composition itself.

>Most bloodstains on the Shroud are exudates from clotted wounds transferred to the cloth by contact with a wounded human body.The blood on the Shroud is real, human male blood of the type AB (typed by Dr. Baima Ballone in Turin and confirmed in the U.S.).This blood type is rare (about 3% of the world population), with the frequency varying from one region to another.Blood chemist Dr. Alan Adler (Universityof Western Connecticut) and the late Dr. John Heller (New England Institute of Medicine) found a high concentration of the pigment bilirubin, consistent with someone dying under great stress or trauma and making the color more red than normal ancient blood.Drs. Victor and Nancy Tryon of the University of Texas HealthScience Center found X andY chromosomes representing male blood and "degraded DNA" (approximately 700 base pairs) "consistent with the supposition of ancient blood."

Using instruments such a ballistic angle finder, the study showed that the direction and behavior of the rivulets of blood did not match those evidenced in high-resolution photographs of the shroud. The cloth is housed in a special case in the Turin Cathedral and goes on display only on rare occasions.

“When the volunteer was in (various reclining positions) the blood movement never matched the Shroud,” said the study.

“Assuming that the red stains on the Turin linen are actually blood from the crucifixion wounds, the results of the experiments demonstrate that the alleged flowing patterns from different areas of the body are not consistent with each other,” it said.

>inconclusive

>Four Italian scientists used atomic resolution Transmission Electron Microscopy (TEM) and Wide Angle X-ray Scanning Microscopy to investigate the nanoscale properties of a pristine fiber taken from the Turin Shroud. This is the first time that the Shroud of Turin has been studied at this resolution. The fiber, about two millimeters long, comes from the area of the feet on the backside (dorsal) image.PLoS ONE editors determined that evidence from one fiber was insufficient for makinga conclusion aboutthe whole Shroud, so they retracted the paperin July 2018. However, there was no challenge to the accuracy of the test results.

now I know you didn't even read the article, you just jewgled "shroud of turin fake" or some shit

Oh, really?

>The image on the Shroud is of a man 5 feet 10 ½ inches tall, about 175 pounds, covered with scourge wounds and blood stains. Numerous surgeons and pathologists (including Dr. Frederick Zugibe (Medical Examiner -Rockland, New York), Dr. Robert Bucklin (Medical Examiner -Las Vegas, Nevada), Dr. Herman Moedder (Germany), the late Dr. Pierre Barbet (France), and Dr. David Willis (England)) have studied the match between the Words, Weapons and Wounds, and agree that the words of the New Testament regarding the Passion clearly match the wounds depicted on the Shroud, and that these wounds are consistent with the weapons used by ancient Roman soldiers in Crucifixion.Specifically, the scourge marks on the shoulders, back, and legs of the Man of the Shroud match the flagrum (Roman whip) which has three leather thongs, each having two lead or bone pellets (plumbatae) on the end.The lance wound in the right side matches the Roman Hasta (4cm x 1 cm spear wound).Iron nails (7" spikes) were used in the wrist area (versus the palms as commonly depicted in Medieval art).These marks, combined with the capping of thorns which is not found anywhere else in crucifixion literature of ancient Roman (Tacitus, Suetonius, Pliny the Elder or Pliny the Younger) or Jewish (Flavius Joesphus, Philo of Alexandria) historians create a unique signature of the historical Jesus of Nazareth.

That isn't the study I quoted.

You're the one who didn't read the article, I quoted it here.
It even has numerals of truth.

Because we have free will.

Now do Judaism

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I haven't quoted that article in the first place.

This isn't the study I quoted.

God is the voice in your head, you know when you are doing wrong.

Precisely my point.
>other people say it's true, so even if someone disproves it , it's still true

KEK

I haven't done so either.

so you're the one that keeps posting that, I'm not a jew fan. just watch the passion of the Christ?

¿?

Do you people know what you’re doing? Are we to fight the Great Replacement and secure the existence of the white race? Or will we die on the alter of religious fighting? Because we are never going to agree. The Protestants will never cede to the Catholics. The Catholics will never cede to the Mormons. The Mormons will never cede to the pagans. The pagans will never cede to the atheists. We MUST unite.

>other people say it's true, so if someone refutes it, I need only go back to the people who were saying it was true.

Lmaoing at your mind.

you seem really hellbent on denying Christ, almost like a jew, how is passover for you chaim?

Has someone disproved them at all? The article you posted suggests, not confirms. Lmaoing at what?

>knowing that it would increasing be taken less and less seriously as civilization advances?
Why would you assume that they knew that? Why are you asking stupid illogical questions ans demanding comprehensible answers?
You have to be 18 to use this site.

the bible is a children's book written for children to fathom.

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So I take it you've never read it? The bible is about as historically accurate as harry potter.

>you seem really hellbent on denying Christ
Yes, and?
>j-jew
Ah, so you retort to calling me a jew for proving you wrong?

At your mind.

You two are seconds away to empty your fedora folders, and I'm not even atheist.

True.
About 3.5%

>WHITE CHRISTIANS BAD!
Your time is near.

-0052

No.

Why don't Christ cucks use their own dedicated board /x/? What a waste.

Good for you. Tenga usted un buen día.

It's a mixture of historical events and mystic literature. It's not meant to be taken literally, and it needs both logic context and mindful interpretation.

Show flag, kike

Because Religion is JUST AS politically incorrect as Politics.

Obviously, my dear.

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It's in 8kun, you newfag