What is wrong with the british

pic related in america is called Mac and cheese but in Britain it is called piddlywicks and chokers. Why?

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Did you know whether you're in Britain or America, OP is still a giant fag?

cause they’re a bunch of sissy retards thats why. GOD BLESS AMERICA!

>Beef Wellington Ensemble with Lettuce

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Daily reminder that you literally invented cuck fetish

pasta shells & artificial, powdered cheese is the most overrated, shit-tier food that exists. last time i ate a dish of that shit i almost couldn't finish it.

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They say 'mac' in 'merica because niggers have trouble with big words like macaroni

Invented it by laying dicking down on your wife britbong

Oi guvna u av a license for that piddlywick?

Both terms are disguising. The correct term is a McCarbonara.

fucking stupid niggers fall for this slide shit every time

>almost

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How do we deal with this shilling problem?

Looks disgusting
Pic related is how actual food looks like

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In Sweden it's called stewed macaroni, but there is usually no cheese in it...

Cause Yankee Doodle came to town riding on a pony.

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that's macaroni cheese, I've never heard of piddlywicks or chokers?

I know Americans like to think of themselves as being exceptional but the rest of the world does regard most of you as being exceptionally stupid.

>eating chinkshit

Imagine being such a thicky-crappy-Yank-weed, that in a thread taking the piss out of Brits, you post a picture of a Kraut.

Cookies are still cookies, biscuits are different to cookies. Get it right retard, I am so fucking angry right now

>piddlywicks and chokers
I am unironically calling it that IRL TBQH famalam, Yolo.

Healthy food is international
But how would an obese burger know...

yikes newfag alert

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Shut the fuck up and drown yourself in a bucket of your own piss you mule fucking rectal spasm.

Americans aren't so much stupid as they are ignorant. This is actually worse, because it indicates laziness. Stupidity is without blame, but ignorance is a sign of bad character.

Quick nibble on the chokers in ye skittleflippy eh?

Nah, i think germany had us beat

Why so mad chang?

Fuck Sweden

>almost couldn't finish my fifth serving.

1. Learn what a biscuit is.
2. Learn what a dentist is.

You just eat kebabs all day ahmed.

you need to chill out, Geoffrey

Look up a homemade version of macaroni and cheese and give it a try. It’s a side dish so make some meat and veg to go with it.

>biscuits are different to cookies

Cookies are a form of biscuit, like a custard cream or jammie dodger is a type of biscuit, therefore it is correct to refer to cookies as a biscuit, in exactly the same manner as you would refer to a jammie dodger as a biscuit.

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My kids never liked it,I do.

The last time I spoke about food to an american irl, he tried to convince me that a sausage in a bun was a type of sandwich

It’s merely a jest, Nigel.

canadians just call mac and cheese dinner

so they are therefor the worst

Brits cant tell the difference between chips and fries. They are retarded

>famalam
>yolo
you have to be over 14 years old mentally to post here

Yawn

Fuck off OP,
it's really called Yankee Pastaingtons in Cheddarly Sauce

well macaroni cheese is boiled macaroni that has a white sauce with a shed load of cheese stirred in poured over the top, topped with MOAR cheese and then put in the oven to brown the top,

it's a longstanding British recipe that Americans imagine they invented,

There’s actually a lively debate in the US if a hot dog in a bun should be considered a sandwich. I say no.

Stay mad non-Anglo cucks

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We call it Coquillettes au Fromage.

>yawn
tired already, fatty?

Immediately kys for newfaggotry or be b&'d eternally

I unironically have eaten more kebabs in my life than burgers (3 kebabs, 1 burger)
At least they‘ve got more salad in them, and the meat is actual meat

>I say no.
correct, it's a fucking hot dog

Daily reminder that you created the Jewish ethnostate.

> Unhealthy amounts of pasta and cheese
Are you VERY sure this isn't Italian? They are the original degenerates. I can imagine an Italian biting into that shit and wanting more cheese on top.

We invented the American language faggot

Aren't piddlywicks commonly served as a side dish to samknackers and melbawhirlies?

"Cookies" comes from the Dutch word "Koekjes".
Americans adopted it from Dutch immigrants.
Brits use it now because you are cucks and Americans are your masters.

bro imagine being so retarded you call fries chips. or you call biscuits scones. like you are literally calling it something other than what the natural thought of what it should be called is. biscuits are called biscuits because of bisquick retard. fries are called fries because you fry them. who the fuck thinks a long fried salted piece of potato is a chip? have you seen other things being chipped before? they come off in flakes. like chipping away at a rock, it makes flakes. keep acting like "oh well chips are just what we call them" no retard. get it right or continue being voluntarily retarded.

Don't worry I'm on my 2nd cup of Muslim juice

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>and the meat is actual meat
Yes, but not from animals one would normally expect to find within the meat industry.

Daily reminder that you pay for it

> We invented the American language faggot
Imagine being this dumb. Going through life being so fucking dense. It boggles the mind.

Who put 50 cent in the swamp german

beefy weefy steaky cakey

Fuck kraft mac
this is the good shit

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Based Dutch giving us loan words and based Americans for making us reverse colonize these words.

degenerate vs no culture people
pick which one is which, really doesn't matter at this point

you're right,
stupidity is congenital and no one can be blamed for the misfortune of being born stupid,

spending ones life being arrogantly ignorant of even the simplest facts is certainly something to be ashamed of,

those youtube vids where americans in the street are asked the simplest questions about their own country which they're unable to answer, yet I seem to know whilst not even being american, are quite a damning indictment of the broad degree of ignorance in their 'exceptional' country.

Wait what the fuck when Americans talk about "mac and cheese" are they talking about this processed garbage?
Are Americans really too lazy to make their own? It's one of the easiest meals to make.

Imagine thinking that post wasn’t a joke. Honestly, I have higher standards for Australians. You are usually pretty astute posters.

Please don't actually eat that. it is really easy to make pasta with cheese on top, just make it from scratch. The entire point is that is is an easy meal. Never willingly put that shit into yourself. You can do better.

Meat is meat
I enjoy eating horse or alligator meat, and if i could i would also eat dog meat

What are you on about bong? Of course we make it ourselves we boil the noodles and poor in the cheese dust with butter and milk and mix.

The rest of the world is jealous we did so much with so little. Deal with it!

Lol imagine knowing more about America than Americans. Talk about OBSESSED.

Dude you need to treat yourself more often

>I unironically have eaten more kebabs in my life

We know ahmed and you're going to be eating a lot more in the coming years.

The kebab in Germany is better in every way compared to the kebab in France. More meat and bigger pieces of meat while in France it's smaller and highly mixed with the vegetables to hide the poor quality. Still the price is relatively the same. Why are the roaches here scamming us?

careful, if an american reads that he'll add it to his list of imaginary things that are real!

I cant mom told me I cant use the oven

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Wtf is jammie Dodger?

Why does british food sounds so unappetizing? Not saying its actually bad cause idk. But people who talk up a cookie that's called a chocolate digestive sounds disgusting

We're reminded every time we're in a thread. Unlike the rest of the world, we have to own up to our bullshit.

Rent free bong rent free!

i hard boil eggs, and eat the shells

Come on man you’re embarrassing us in front of the wizards

Lmao

isn't the UK the #1 country in the world for ready made meals. I remember being surprised by how much floor space was dedicated to ready made meals in the UK.

>Are you VERY sure this isn't Italian?

I'm not even Italian and I'm still offended. You better apologize user - their food is serious business

Actually, it's a taco

I've heard america described as a country that went from barbarism to decadence, skipping civilisation entirely,

it appears education must be part of the civilisation you skipped.

KILL YOUR FUCKING MUM BY STABBING HER EYES OUT WITH YOUR ERECT PENIS YOU FUCKING BURGER
This is why America has turned to shit and its entire male population are cucks. Not enough people murderfucking their mothers in the eye socket.

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In Switzerland we call it "chemical waste".

They're just pulling your plonker mate .

Probably. I practically live on them and so do a few people I know.

"it appears hur dur peepeepoopoo" shut the fuck up bitch

do you keep packets of dehydrated water in the cupboard as well?

Don't make me have some forcey fun time with you pal.

Well i saw your civilization, it produced ugly ugly people and terriable food. Thank god we skipped that!

Good thing your perpetual neutrality makes you irrelevant.

imagine americans not even knowing about america?

oh I don't need to imagine, I've actually seen it on youtube!

3.learn what culture is
4. Learn what cheating at cricket is

Not so fast fondue nigger.

reminder, you never have a childhood if you didnt regularly play tiddlywinks

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We can tell the difference between dog and pork tho .

You fuckers call cookies "biscuits". You should all be nuked for that level of retardation.

>cricket
Isnt that the Indian sport?

No moron, it's because no one gives the slightest fuck about your degenerative caliphate, not even the slaves of Allah that live there. On the other hand even a nonce such as yourself knows about 'Merica because it's actually relevant in today's world.

Why do you need to know about things when you live them. Checkmate.

a jammie dodger is a brand name of a biscuit, it's a little like an Oreo but more complex and is actually edible.

Macaroni cheese. I sometimes wonder why Italian pasta and cheese sauce is presented as “sOuL fOoD” and then used as evidence of “black culture.” it makes me think at least half of America is clinically retarded.

I played fiddlywinks with my uncle. Wasn’t allowed to tell my parents about it though.

I was under the impression they called it Maccards with Cheeseybends

It’s cheesy pasta in Scotland

I'm not sure what you're talking about, but there again you probably aren't sure either!

Well as I understand culture would be drinking tea without adding milk like a god damn degenerate and cheating at cricket would be the bodyline series.

Yeah we have a lot of microwave meals but there's not really much in between. People here either cook a whole meal themselves or buy a microwave meal if they can't be bothered to cook after work. We're not constantly consuming processed shit all the time like in America.

Ready meals are a more healthy alternative to fast food anyway so maybe that's the reason. People here would rather stay somewhat healthy than just go straight to getting fast food.