/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3120

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keep dying for homosexuals and israel mate

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New York is making us look bad.

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/cvg/

I'm going to come to you like a man and ask you something. I need you to tell me the truth.

How often do you use that N-world?

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Which one, you can spell it out for us?

Yes.

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>OH MAN ONLY 497,000 DEATHS TO GO BEFORE WE REACH SEASONAL FLUE LEVELS

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I used to do it 500 times a day at least, but now I'm down to 25 or so.

Why don't you nuke New York?
The world will be eternally grateful.

Botswana NOOOOOOOOO! Why must niggers throw away their only redeaming qualities?

can someone tell me why this argentinian faggot gets the right to keep spamming this same thread and not someone else?

fuck this useless thread.

>AHHHH NOOOOOO NOW WE NEED MASSSS GRAVESS!!!! NOOOOOOOOO NOOO NOO DONT YOU ALL SEE NOW ITS NOT JUST THE COLD BE WARNED NOW GUYZ!!!!!!!’ WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! AND BY “ALL” I MEAN “ 1% OF US WHO ARE OVER THE AGE OF 80 WITH 3 OR MORE SERIOUS PREEXISTING MEDICAL CONDITIONS”!!! AHHHH NOOOO!!!!!

>CORONACHAN IS FOR REALL!! BELIVE ME!!!!!! GRAMPERINO WAS ONLY 84 YEARS YOUNG AND ONLY 2.5 YEARS AWAY FROM MAKING A FULL RECOVERY IN THE CANCER WARD!!!! AHH!! BUT CORONACHAN SLAYED HIM WHILE HE RESTED PEACEFULLY IN HIS MEDICALLY INDUCED COMA AFTER A VERY MINOR HEART TRANSPLANT!!! OOOOHHHHH NOOO!!! HE WAS BARELY EVEN SUFFERING FROM POST SURGICAL SEPTIC SHOCK WHEN THE CHINAMAN VIRUS GOT TO HIM!!! AHHH OMZ!! HE STILL HAD SOOOO MUCH TO GIVE TO THIS WORLD!!! NOOO WHY CORONACHAN!!!!?!?!!!!! WHYYYYY!!!!?!?

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Eastern Europe is dealing with this pandemic so well, any idea why?

>over 500k cases
>2000 deaths a day
oh say can you see

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If possible.

sufficiently.

>Eastern Europe is dealing with this pandemic so well, any idea why?
Tubercolosis vaccine

>dad doesn't work anymore
>mommy neved worked a day of her life
I'm a NEET...

We don't have money anymore in the bank account.
I don't know how long we can continue like this.
Please Germany gib eurobonds

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that's how the ambulance look when they are getting infected somalis in swedistan now

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Thanks Gary~!

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Is this funny yet?

He's efficient at it unlike others. Let him do his thing and stop being so butthurt about it.

I haven't been paying attention, was there another tiddie edit at 1.5mil?

>Globalism dying
>Sexual degeneracy dying
>Drug trade dying
>Entertainment business dying
>Immigration dying
>Family values and bonds reborn
>Community values and bonds reborn
>Baby boom
>Scientific research reborn
>Vaccines and cure research are being reborn instead of just useless coping medicine
>Big Pharma dying
>Overinflated housing market dying
>Learning to cook yourselves reborn
>Gym rat culture dying
>Working out naturally reborn
>Going for runs in the nature on your own reborn

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Give it 2 weeks

Fewer chinks and tourism I guess?

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not worrying about homosexual things like "freedom" or "rights"
"fuck you stay at home" has been in place for a month now
now they made it so you cannot go outside after 4 o'clock every day and weekends are completely banned from going outside
whilst western homosexuals still allow their cattle to transmit the disease whenever they want

yeah, unironically fuck people who speak the truth, they better shut up so shit can accelerate faster

> still no panic in murrica

Kisame, we're leaving

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Better start selling your boipucci online. Start an OnlyFans account.

in case you are still wondering, these were made when Russia was trying to move away from gost and they coem with a set of interchangable adapters for different filters, the system isnt great but not terrible either

youtube.com/watch?v=g29H0uh4cNU

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No. If it were the flu more people would be dying.

>less international travel, so less imported infections
>many governments responded with strict mesures before the west did
>less breaking of quarantine

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West has lost its survival instinct, in fact many people as well as the highest institutions have strong genosuicidal tendencies.

Based comfyvirus

Lack of testing

>implying americans have the energy to do more than buy goods

>Dad returns home from business trip from Spain in the end of february.
>Comes back sick, fever and cough
>Recovers after 4 days or so
>Think nothing of it
>Mom gets sick 5 days after dads recovery
>Is sick and tired for two weeks or so
>Mostly very tired and high fever
>I get a pain om my chest somehwere in the second week of March, think nothing of it
>Gets somewhat worse, sore throat as well but nothing that isn't fixed with some tea and honey
>fast forward a week, chest hurts more now, like the bone that connects the ribcages
>Get scared and freaked out, faint when going to the living room saying i cant breath
>fall on the hardwood floor and have a blue eye, wake up 20 secs after i fainted
>Go to hospital, low blood pressure but nothing out of the ordinary two hours after i fainted, blood pressure normal again etc
>Still have pain in chest for a good week afterwards
>after that, get migraine with terrible vomiting, headache and fever
>Recover from that in two days
>Now in the second week of April
>Still somewhat lightheaded but a lot less, no more pain in chest either
>Still have a mild dry cough but it's nothing serious

Eh, it was scary but i think im doing ok

Oh yeah forgot to add, mom works in the hospital at the covid department since two weeks again so fuck me

>>Baby boom
i have not seen an alive human female other than my mom for a month now

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It's been funny for almost 4 months now. He's an essential part of /cvg/

Based.

I live in a rural area. It's nice to be able to go on early morning walks, and not have to worry about some redneck running late killing me with his 30ft tall pickup

woah 20 bucks?
the ebay masks cost like 70 dollarydoos
buy me one and send it miroslav

Those are big numbers already. I really don't want to have to get this. I'd be the lucky one with infertility and brain damage. Are those common?

>OH NO NOT MY HECKIN DIABETIC NIGGERINOS

>NOT MY REVERSE MORTAGE HAVING NATION DESTROYIN CUTEY WOOTSEY BOOOOOMEROOONIOS

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riot and raid

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...and all we had to do was give up our rights! Also please never touch another human being again, and if another person comes within 6 feet of you please remind them that they should be ashamed to be socially interacting at all and should be locked away inside their home and collecting welfare bc they are a bioweapon (unless of course they work at McDonald’s or amazon or pizza hut or any essential business). 2020 rocks!

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He said it!

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This there’s people all over the west screaming for things to be opened back up right now regardless of the consequences

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Nah

>never shake hands again
>the plot of death stranding frightens me more and more as this goes on

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>20,000 deaths in months
>compares it to decades of deaths
Does it need to be the leading cause of death in the US before you give a fuck?
Because give it a week.

Most Christians are non-white.
Why would Christians want an ethnostate when heaven will be multicultural?

Yes. Trust the plan, goy. And don't ask questions.

>t-trillions and trillions of deaths! a-any day now!

We're almost at 4% fatality rate in the US,
Italy almost at 12.

you can get a worn one for even cheaper or a 2010 new and sealed for like 5 more bucks, gonna get one for sure. Surely for 70 bucks you can get a nicer one than this?

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They don't care and want herd immunity and to save the economy asap regardless if mom n pop have to die.

Yea totally I’m so afraid of this totally real pandemic. I’m over 80 years old and have between 1 and 3 serious preexisting health conditions so I’m at 1% risk of dying from COVID. I’m so scared and wish I had given up my rights sooner!

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Few people know how much individual power and leeway is given to the physician, coroner, or medical examiner, signing the death certificate. How do I know this? I’ve been filling out death certificates for over 30 years.

More often than we want to admit, we don’t know with certainty the cause of death when we fill out death certificates. That is just life. We are doctors, not God. Autopsies are rarely performed and even when an autopsy is done the actual cause of death is not always clear. Physicians make their best guesstimate and fill out the form. Then that listed cause of death… is entered into a vital records data bank to use for statistical analysis, which then gives out inaccurate numbers, as you can imagine. Those inaccurate numbers then become accepted as factual information even though much of it is false.

So even before we heard of COVID-19, death certificates were based on assumptions and educated guesses that go unquestioned. When it comes to COVID-19 there is the additional data skewer, that is –get this— there is no universal definition of COVID-19 death. The Centers for Disease Control, updated from yesterday, April 4th, still states that mortality, quote unquote, data includes both confirmed and presumptive positive cases of COVID-19. That’s from their website.

Translation? The CDC counts both true COVID-19 cases and speculative guesses of COVID-19 the same. They call it death by COVID-19. They automatically overestimate the real death numbers, by their own admission.

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The patient died, doctor
>did he cough before he died?
No. He sniffed a few times though
>mark it down as Corona

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It's alright to say it here you know, say it, you know you want to

On any Cold War mask, just avoid the NBC filters, and you'll be fine using them.

I have a M17A2 and two Czech M10 masks with riot filters. They are a bit uncomfortable in hot weather though

no you're not

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You're welcome darling. You know how much I love you.

This shit is so ridiculous hueanons don't even report it anymore.

Bolsonaro goes out on Friday, visits a bakery in Brasilia, talks to people, scratches his nose and then shakes the hand of an elderly woman 5 seconds later.

youtube.com/watch?v=v6Bm3AVQoWU

Also says anyone under 40 should be working as normal if it depended on him.

bros im starting to think my 6 month of prep isnt enough

He knew

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How long until they realise herd immunity is impossible and reinfection gets more severe

what's wrong with the pmk-3?
seems pretty nice to me
also the ebay ones are new allegedly

they still have governments that aren’t actively replacing the population

If you think Trump is hurting Big Pharma, you fucked up.

Give me one reason I shouldn't buy a gasmask and larp with it irl to cuck normies

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This is just not true.

>decades of deaths

600k people die from flu every single year, retard. If you had any fucking self awareness right now you'd be embarrassed for posting that. Now go ahead and post some faggot weaboo cartoon meme as retort.

Same shit here, no falling though. What I’ve been doing is just walking everywhere I can. Today I walked for two hours. It really opens up my chest and almost completely got rid of that fucking cough. One thing I noticed is that after I get my lungs pumping a bit, I’ll loosen something that was wedged in there and I”ll cough a tiny booger of pleghm up.

>nothing to do
>no one wants to visit
>no one has money to buy things
Gee it's almost like you don't have a reason to go outside.

>>Get scared and freaked out, faint when going to the living room saying i cant breath
Limit your time on Yas Forums and /cvg/ if you haven't already. I check out corona related stuff for 1 hour or so a day. Like 2 weeks ago or more ago I was checking Corona shit all day long with a few breaks and had this constant anxiety thinking of everything and constantly thinking about if my throat was starting to get sore and when I could have got infected. Cutting back helps. Might as well be comfy during quarantine.