/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3119

fuck I hate you

Really? No one is wearing masks here, and normies are already so fed up with the lockdown they can't be arsed anymore

Man I lived my whole life on easy mode and never took advantage of it.

Now ill never find a job after I graduate.
I should have wasted my college years drinking alcohol and not attending classes every day.

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Anyone else can't sleep after drinking any amount of coffee?

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LIZ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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happening is getting boring

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Here's
>(you)

Nothing burgers need 2 weeks to decide if they should prep.

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China did this on purpose.

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can't get your Thorazine because of the lockdown?

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I recall supporting Trump over Hilllary back in 2016.

The reasoning was that if you put somebody like Trump in power it would have devastating effect on US foreign policy, fuck up internal politics in US and in general undermine US position as a hegemon.

I would never guess we would do so much damage to the US by electing somebody who think antibiotics work against viruses.

Good times.

/ptg/ thought we MAGA

While all we ever wanted was the fall of US empire.

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FUCK CHANGS AND FUCK JANNIES
AND FUCK OP

Elderberries are the cure....

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take your meds dude

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What did you study? I suspect we will expand industry in EEA area after this to not be dependant on bugmen

any bets on when we pass 2million infected?

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3-4 days. Doesn't take a genius.

Noooo dont kill the trees... pls save the information on a microchip

>I would never guess we would do so much damage to the US by electing somebody who think antibiotics work against viruses.

You exemplify the Dunning-Kruger effect.

Always remember, measure twice, cut once.

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Whew, glad I try to come up with a new opener every thread.

why not a nice nanodot tattoo instead?
news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2017/09/harvard-researchers-help-develop-smart-tattoos/

same document should also verify citizenship/green card

How will Trump ever recover from this.
twitter.com/benyc/status/1248598079294574593

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April 13th

200 deaths on other hand is so much harder to predict as it could be from week to maybe even month from now on

Put it in a syringe and inject it in her anus then fuck the shit/soup mix until u come then make her drink it

Meme learn to code.

I just know the basics tho. 3rd year student.

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Hey, nothing says you're properly trained to operate that lever. Your untrained hand may accidentally jam that lever in a neutral position, derailing the train and not only killing the people but also causing immense property damage. What are you even doing that close to the tracks in the first place?

there are no side-effects, I promise
phys.org/news/2017-09-nanoparticles-tattoos-circulate-body.html

Life sucks mate, for you. I got it vise versa been neet for the past 5 years and decided to go work in december. Still working and it looks like i'm not going to become jobless. For now at least or until our company gets coofers and we will be put on quarantine.

Fugg :D :D

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Remember folks. There is zero proof social distancing works.

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youtu.be/le1QF3uoQNg

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Almost like its bullshit or something.

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Central Africa is the control group

We have Sweden as a control group. Whole country not good enough for Mitchell?

>As Corona overwhelms Africa, Ebola escapes containment
Based, what a good onee-san!
Sure seems that way, local news showed a lot of people with masks on but only saw one with a N95...lol

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Every user here needs to start drinking..

Social distancing you know

Its a pandemic party and you are all invited to stay indoors and drink with your fellow anons.

Bill Mitchell has always been right.

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Why spend money aiding the poor or for healthcare If you can spend it bullshitting.
≥ 'murica

mmmn hambagah

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>1667 new cases and 12 new deaths in Russia

Russia still going strong. They're at the beginning of their outbreak it seems.

PA and WI are minimally affected right now.
And fuck these people for using every tragedy for their own political profit.

What's the next milestone lads?
2 mil?

Topkek

I love the acceptance stage quote

It works by design.
You can't catch the virus in your home.

7.8 billion

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Just reposting my effort-post from the last thread, in case anyone's interested.

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twitter.com/Nws_MENA/status/1248511654393937920

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>Iran coronavirus burial pits the size of football fields
Finally a football season I can look forward to

russian bot hours

heh

It's time to put the phone down Bill...

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kek nice.

Idk if he will ever top this one though.

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Now that they destroy Congo together maybe we can get less bullying and more teamwork

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his favourite rightwing country Seweden is the control group

Cyberpunk in our future.. all countries about to be biologically oriented.

New tech on the horizon from recent breakthroughs open the doors

The rich will become machines and us their slaves.

But hey, space mining sounds fun

bahahaahahaha
y tho

Nice try Bill but the mechanism of action is quite straightforward compared to a drug.

Corona-Chan will mutate when the comet passes. All living infected will have their brain repurposed to do two things. Kill and eat. Gnashing of teeth NOW!

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We have this under control, doomers BTFO

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Is this real? Is he actually this stupid?

Fun times to come. I'm amazed the looting is as low-key as it is right now... Suppose we have to wait till they really go stir-crazy though.

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I refuse to believe.

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We will rip and tear, until it is done.

Way ahead of ya, cheers!

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New Orleans population (proper): 393K
Confirmed cases in NOLA proper: 5,416
1.38% confirmed infected

This is the second in my life this city has been brought to ruin.

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You'll be here until the internet disappears forever, right gary?

This dude needs to chill out with his theory crafting

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nice
now everyone can go back to work

kek

The city was crafted from ruin, therefore it shall prosper.

Gotta build that immunity fast, burgers.
Go and spread the word.

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Post rare Bills

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Face masks trafficker in Japan
"5 masks 660JPY"
"50 masks 5000JPY"
"No purchase limit"
"Please feel free to contact us"

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Day 13 of coronavirus: dry cough slowly lessening, sense of smell still fucked but seems less fucked.

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I'm not sure if he ever said something to that effect (and I'm absolutely certain trump knows fuck all about opportunistic bacterial infections during pneumonia either way), but he did suggest flu shots might help with corona. He is profoundly ignorant; that's beyond question.

That guy wrote an apology. Something their POTUS could never do.

could you please write out a quick recap of your symptoms day to day? also, age, physical condition and do you often get sick from influensa etc?

Loterally everything this guy says is wrong. He has to be trolling. By this logic old Boomers should be the most immune since theyre in and out of hospitals all the time, which are cesspools of virii and bacteria

those masks do nothing except save others if youre infected

ITS REAL
twitter.com/search?q=Reality Italy ""The mafia guys?"" (from:mitchellvii)&src=typed_query

another

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It's ok, we'll manage without you

>look icu going down
same happens here problem is they leave icu in a bag

Did all of Sweden get it? I know a bunch personally from sweden who got it

Who the fuck is this bill Mitchell faggot Yas Forums has a hard on for now?

Guy looks like a korean or chink.

Explain this. Don't be afraid.

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how affected are young people? we are still waiting for the explosion here

Chinese people do not count according to ccp so they don’t count them quite simple

>muh media hysteria
You probably weren't here when the medias tried to downplay this for six weeks

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We already know Wuhan had nearly 45k deaths

In Beijing too?

>gets discharged from hospital on Easter Sunday

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How many did Beijing have?

fuck, so I was wrong about it slowing down, it WAS just a dip

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Now boy, speak up, what was that?

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do you believe the ccp numbers?

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Probably about 20x what was reported assuming the BS factor across the country was the same

>Wuhan had nearly 45k deaths
Cope more, abo.
Chink too stronk. Lazy nigger corona virus stopped bothering.

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>India still doing good
>Boris is recovering
>zero high profile deaths
is the happening a meme?

Chinese people simply aren’t important to ccp that’s why they don’t count is the only logical explanation