>slate.com
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
COVID turning dykes straight
Chase Foster
Isaiah Powell
HAHAH HOLY SHIT
Nicholas Sanchez
Too bad Corona is fake news.
Juan Torres
lesbians suck
they just burn out the clock on being a wife and a mother. They are really just running from responsibility. They occasionally sleep with men when they get the itch.
Logan Cox
>same day as lock down she ended up banging her housemate
It doesn't take much.
Jack Foster
This is all it takes to cure faggotry?
Evan Thomas
>since I’d fallen in love with a new friend on a backpacking trip to Europe
Jason Powell
Women are so fucking thirsty now, it's hilarious. Exes are sending me nudes and want to fuck.
They make it sound like this dry spell is going to actually kill them.
Caleb Sanders
>As I ran my hands through my roommate’s chest hair, it hit me that I hadn’t had sex with a man in three years. That was the length of time that had passed since I’d fallen in love with a new friend on a backpacking trip to Europe and subsequently realized I was more attracted to women.
She's a bislut, fuck off with this clickbait shit.
Jaxson Butler
Jesus Christ that shit was so bad it read like some Vogue magazine trash story. The best part was when he touched her and for a moment she was afraid he would hurt her if she said no. What a telling moment. Even if it was made up it would be telling because it's a little nod to all the feminists out there who hate "toxic" masculinity. Meanwhile the dude is hiding out in his room and all she can think about is riding his meat stick again. Hahahah. Fucking women. I knew this lock down shit would cause a reset of some sorts, but this shit is classic.
Lesbians btfo'd hard by coronachan
Jayden Perez
Reminder to ignore all threads about the imaginary wuhan virus
Evan Clark
Omg one retarded whore writes about becoming straight again!
All women are becoming straight now guys!!
Truth is women are whores for attention and dick, pretty sure every lesbian wants a dick.
Hunter Bailey
Zachary Long
>At around 5 o’clock, he texted me to hang out. We drank again. We talked. It became clear through the fog of my fantasy that he wasn’t interested in or emotionally capable of having an end-of-the-world romance but did want to hang out and have sex with me at night. I thought about it. Would I be OK with having sex with my roommate without developing a relationship? Would the desire for men he’d rekindled seem somehow false, post-isolation, out in the fresh air? I wasn’t sure—about the future, about what to do now. But then he ran his hands up my leg.
Absolute Chad.
Joseph Kelly
Fuck off retard. I know people who got it and died today. Had to have a discussion with my friend about the dudes 12 yr old son who now doesn't have a dad. Bro was only 49.
It's real, but it's totally over hyped. I also have friends who got it and recovered like it was a bad flu.
Alexander Moore
Well yeah, there's a reason they use dildos to masterbate and fuck eachother
Michael Perez
Archive? I'm not gay enough to go directly to slate like OP.
Brayden Smith
Can these fucking women admit they are bisexual already? So many of them claim to have a "cock fetish" but still hang onto the lesbian label for identity brownie points.
Brayden Adams
Ah c'mon. We know you're gay enough.
It's sad when nobody ever asks for archives anymore. At least you're not a newfag.
Noah Howard
Wuhan had been experimenting on strains of coronavirus for years and years. Dunno why this is hard to believe, its been known for years.
Camden Thompson
SARS was a corona virus too dummy it's a very broad term
this is literally SARS 2, if they're faking anything it's a the fatality rate not the virus itself
Charles Hall
Is this satire?
Dressed in stained sweatpants, I pulled my stringy hair away from my face with a clip. I had downed two glasses of wine already; the news that all the restaurants in the city were ordered to close had filled my feed, as had the skyrocketing death toll in Italy.
Nathan Brooks
>be a discord tranny
>post a tranny
Why are you commies so obvious?
Landon Butler
Shit, wow
Isaiah Barnes
>b-b-but user i swear to god i know someone who knows someone who knew a guy who said he died of wuhan virus
wew schizo
Wyatt Price
Is this a satire?
Josiah Allen
Except that would mean they really aren't bisexual. They literally ARE playing gay just for the attention. It's the same as dying their hair blue and having a nose ring. But now they aren't edgy anymore cus trans kids have become the new rebellion.
William Smith
Fake news put forth by China and peddled by the MSM which is PAID by China.
This will all end soon.
Luke Lee
Doesn't seem to load for me.
Carson Brooks
>Reese Piper is a stripper and writer living in Brooklyn. She is currently working on a memoir.
Stooooop I can't breathe
Robert Cruz
Maybe they were trying to find a vaccine for the common cold? I would guess that they were too careless
>Senior scientists have criticised the “appalling irresponsibility” of researchers in China who have deliberately created new strains of influenza virus in a veterinary laboratory.
>They warned there is a danger that the new viral strains created by mixing bird-flu virus with human influenza could escape from the laboratory to cause a global pandemic killing millions of people.
>“It’s a fabulous piece of virology by the Chinese group and it’s very impressive, but they haven’t been thinking clearly about what they are doing. It’s very worrying,” Professor Wain-Hobson said.
>“The virological basis of this work is not strong. It is of no use for vaccine development and the benefit in terms of surveillance for new flu viruses is oversold,” he added.
Justin Peterson
i feel like the takeaway of this is that faggotry is just another symptom and decadence and when push comes to shove it all comes crumbling down
Brayden Carter
So many seething incels here because they know they will never Chad to that level. Pathetic.
Ryan Reyes
china tried to cover it up fucktard
Jonathan Powell
>It's sad when nobody ever asks for archives anymore
Tell me about it. All these tourists going to any fucking link they see willy nilly, helping keep the sites they hate in business with hits. It's a sad site to see.
Colton Gomez
China is a police state that hides all information that could harm them, so no, they don't want anybody to know this.
Dr Shi Zhengli had been experimenting with coronavirus strains for years. She published a paper in 2015 about artificially created virus strains.
Aiden Flores
made for BBC
Ian Baker
She's not even that attractive apparently she's a stripper as well
Colton Bennett
China made you morons think they tried to cover it up. If China wouldn't have wanted for ANYONE on this planet to know what's going on in Wuhan, nobody on this planed would have known. You clearly don't understand China's power of controlling what information is going in and out of China.
You faggots wanted to wage economic war against China so they tricked you into collapsing your own economy.
>fucktard
Great argument. Why not call me a gypsy too?
Brody Taylor
Fuck you dude. My best friend had it a few weeks ago and was told to self quarantine and only come back to the hospital if his symptoms got worse. He had to stay at a hotel for a two weeks because he takes care of old people and couldn't be around them. Almost lost his job.
Also, you're a fucking retard.
Jace Ortiz
>be romanian
>iq below 80
>prove it with every post
Liam Ward
>it was always ebin 18d chess guys
>just trust me bro
Samuel Price
Hahaha. She's a literal stripper and whore.
Liam Reed
>Women are so fucking thirsty now, it's hilarious.
Well, since dating apps appeared, girls took the habit to never spend a single month without getting a new dick. Quarantine is certainly a bigger challenge for them than for us. It also shows how completly unbalanced the dating market has become.
Evan Kelly
youtube.com
There are people who were able to escape China in one way or another. Surveillance worker who was fired and left China. Company employee who was fired, and left China. People who escaped the concentration camps and were able to flee China alive. China created COVID to cause severe harm to other countries and it worked.
Ryan Green
Truth
Noah Torres
The mental gymnastic those cunts try to pull-off is astonishing
Eli Rivera
>She's a literal stripper and whore.
Every time.
Juan Watson
>fuck you my friend is stupid
Adrian Thompson
Nordbot has abandoned us.
James Morris
Wow. That mouse is really trying to help his buddy get out of that trap
Isaac Lopez
>wanting connection is human need
unless you're one of those gross incels of course! ew haha!
Levi Jenkins
I remember when..
Ryan Ramirez
>b-but my unprovable claim user, you have to believe me
fuck off shill
Charles James
.... is this that guy from mob psycho 100?
Alexander Lewis
Whats really funny is everyone telling her she can't be a lesbian when she supposedly identifies as one! It's like pottery.
Christian Myers
>Journalism in 1980s
Holy shit Great Britain kicks Argentina's ass
>Journalism in 2020s
Corona made me have sex
Jace Collins
Fuck off faggot. I literally said it's overhyped even though I personally know people that died from it.
Nicholas Evans
>Implying lesbians actually exist
Lul
Jeremiah Bailey
>As I ran my hands through my roommate’s chest hair, it hit me that I hadn’t had sex with a man in three years.
Very first line. She's not a lesbian, she's a fucking tourist. Built for BWC.
Juan Parker
you have to be a desperate faggot or a female to chase clout on an anonymous imageboard, you dont know a soul who has the imaginary virus and until you prove it youre just another nigger bitch begging for attention
Hudson Jackson
haha this proves it is just a chioce, i stupid misguided vain insane demonic choice that is shoved down your throat by media nd is now a cultural movement, its cool to be a sexual freak to be gay queer whatever, HOW THE FUCK CAN SHE SAY SHE IS STILL A LESBIAN AND NOT AT LEAST BI, EVEN THOUGH SHE IS ACTIVELY FUCKING A MALE?
Lucas Rogers
>my indentity as lesbian
That sound like choise.
Thomas Anderson
>Wants connection
>Reverts to being a whore
Why are they all like this?
Xavier Smith
Angel Morales
i woulda banged her straight, guaranteed
Ryan Myers
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I slept with a lesbian back in like 2011 and I do not regret it ^.^
Jordan Collins
..
Brody Howard
No such thing as females born gay. It literally a lifestyle choice for them. Take the ugliest, manliest, bull dyke on the planet; if there's a hot rich guy that's into her, she will become a happy housewife. I have met boys that have acted like fags long before they hit puberty, never girls.
Nolan Sanders
...
Bentley Cox
>dumb bisexual thinks they're gay
That happens weirdly often.
Aaron Williams
Well, of course. Homosexuality is a purely hedonistic choice. Always has been. lock a gay man and a lesbian in a room for a year and there will be a child in there next time you open the door.
William Jones
I have always figured I could fuck lesbian and set her straight or at least just do it and make her question themselves
Brayden Sanchez
Big yikes. Disgusting.
Brandon Parker
gtfo out leftist retarded faggot, homosexuality and other perversions, are a choice go, to hell nigger
Carson Butler
Oh no, user, she ain't a whore, she's a "sex worker", totally not the same exact goddamn thing. Holy fucking hell, I don't know whether to laugh my ass off at the temerity of these hoes use of euphemism to avoid personal shame or just go fucking bonkers over the entitlement of the alphabet soup community losing their shit over a "lesbian" fucking a man because she was horny and lonely.
Camden Davis
>meanwhile teen guys and guys in their twenties are raging with hormones and have to spend decades not fucking
Carter Sanchez
Based. My lesbian friend back in the day said she wanted to hangout. She came over with short shorts, no panties and a skimpy top. I gave her the D. ^.^
Brody Bennett
only a man can truly dominate a woman, which is ultimately what she wants, although she doesn't realize because she doesn't know herself and needs a man to show her what she wants.
Aaron Ward
based radu
Gabriel Rivera
it's called bisexuality, OP.
most people have it to a certain degree.
Jace Nelson
This reads like shitty erotic writing. Money it never happened. If it did, what a vapid cunt.
Kevin Cruz
indeed, the truth speaketh
Evan Watson
>twitter.com
From the name alone I can tell this is not going to end well,
Nathaniel Butler
downgrade desu
Carson Young
If you actually bothered to read the text, you'd know she wasn't a full lesbian, rather one of those bi crazy whores. She mentions she's slept with men before lockdown
Evan Clark
why all these stupid AU fucks? fuck australia it shall be destroyed by the future bowls and seal of wrath, you fucks eat the propaganda and pop social movement right up like the dogs you are
Mason Evans
>He reached for my hand and asked in a hushed tone if he could kiss me.
>For a sliver of a second, I wondered if he’d hurt me if I said no.
next article will be about how she got raped, that room mate is fucked and should get a lawyer right now
Nathan Brown
She's a 5/10 at best. But probably good for at least a quarantine or stranded on a island fuck
Logan Sanders
You should read some of her other articles. It's genuinely hilarious and filled with things that never happened, plz clap. She's out of her mind, assuming she ever had one.
Josiah Brown
man that guy must have been desperate if he stuck his dick in that. I'd take a pair of jeans and some aloe over that thing.
Jeremiah Flores
You don't need to fuck everyone you happen to meet to have a connection with them. God damn what a shallow whore. Women were a mistake.
Jackson Campbell
Literally no such thing as a lesbian. Complete fabrication.