/Brit Pol/ Queuing macht frei edition

What does the scouter say about today's expected total death toll since the start of the pandemic?

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Going PKing on world 318 meet me in varrock lads

trans is the new emo mate

I’m due to be buying at the end of the year - I might be the only guy in Costco, so to speak.

Good luck bro, hang onto the money for now.

The early bird gets the chocolate croissants, Talisker and to be Op, you twat.

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Everyone is tired. Still waiting for Jesus to get up.

Cunt

Is that Centre Parks?

Fuck niggers

No. But it is the only fun thing to do in eastern Europe that doesn't involve a prostitute.

youtu.be/RHcKcAzjlYA?t=20

I will never financially recover from this

Don't be racist. It's the most awful thing ever.

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How many nurses normally die a year?

Don't worry. Nothing you had was worth anything anyway.

youtube.com/watch?v=7mG0CgBEw-Q

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>richest country in the world
>can even coldstore their dead for a couple of weeks

Lads word on the street is Boris is gonna make it? Let's fight the commie Chinese together. It'll be like old times.

Yeah can’t wait for him to get back to shaking everyone’s hands

Morning lads, happy Easter. Bored as anything, might go for a walk.

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More like historic faggot.

The madman weathered the storm, and he will have his revenge.

Sorry user I didn't mean that

still dow is back on the up lad

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Why does she look like that bean flicker comedian on HIGNFY last night

>might go for a walk.
Didn't you get the letter from Boris? Every time you go for a walk, a nurse dies.

I have been saying for years that property is the most ridiculous market ever. How something can be worth more than the sum of its parts is a mystery. Im happy to lose all the value in my place. Its mine. And I like it. It will be fun watching "homes under the hammer" inspired slum Lords get fucking rinsed.
Inb4 commie something or other.
No. Its just a shit way to make money. Not for real men.

Nonce.

Don't believe it. Think it's staged to create fear.

The new formats not working, hignfy comes over as a bunch of sad posh wankers. Not even amusing wankers.

>HIGNFY last night
Why would you do that to yourself?

east asia: strict travel restrictions, masks, temperature tests, widespread testing, antibody tests, contact tracing, cleaning public surfaces with HOCl
the west: "coronavirus isn't real, it's 5G giving people pneumonia"

Satire is the last cry of the defeated

this whole is satire though...

board. fuck it still drunk just end it.

hmmmm. Bad taste. Even for here

Yeah and my boris badge

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>the west: "coronavirus isn't real, it's 5G giving people pneumonia"
That's like 5 schitzos

The EU , America, Google and Apple are teaming up to make an contact tracing up that tracks you wherever you gk

It looks to me as if satire has defeated them, the whole thing is just sad and uncomfortable.

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East Asia doesn't have a nigger population that needs culling.

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Couldn't even stay awake for the end of it
Shame Boris has other appointments, I liked it when he was the host

>when you aren't educated past a saving thumbnails standard

where the fuck is everyone

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Pubes twitch discord zoom channel

I reckon they should scrap the new format, go back to the normal crowd. Then if they all snuff it, at least the show ends with a bang, or cough at least. Go the full Tommy Cooper.

still in bed
no school today

Except the picture you tried to reply to is 99% English people, you incompetent Jew.

What are you growing there, user?

>thumbnail
Newfag.

all that time across the pond
all this resin in my lungs

Why are we supposed to be applauding NHS workers for doing the job they're paid very well and receive an excellent pension for? I'm glad they're there but I feel worse for supermarket employees having to deal with people all day on minimum wage and then die.

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I asked the bird in the home bargains if there was a limit on the number of items we could buy and she said
youtube.com/watch?v=r6FVk2k4qsM

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lel. i liked that tune as a kid

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