Kiwifags, get in here! Two weeks into lockdown, how are we holding up?
NUMBERS
>Total cases: 1312
>Total recovered: 422
>Total in ICU: 5
>Total dead: 5
The curve appears to be flattening out now. Do you think level four lockdown will end in two weeks? I'm predicting just a drop to level three and having to do more lockdown bullshit. Further tanking our fragile economy into the ground and putting us in more debt.
Fuck the lockdown and fuck the media.
>Do you think level four lockdown will end in two weeks?
Nah, Awesome Cindy will stretch it out for another month to really kill off the economy and make every company dependent on a government-backed loan administered by the Ministry of Kindness
is this discount aus/pol/?
Stay in your quarantine thread pls
>an aussie shitposter in a nz thread
Almost part of board culture now like the canadian Yas Forums humor pasta
>deaths 5
Wat
Hope so no more fucking PAJEETS
The only jobs available will be hard, back breaking labour on our autobahn. Your cafe culture, makework job society is dead,
Remember guys. The key to beat this pandemic is to BE KIND TO EACH OTHER
Fuck me m8 that was meant to be 4. Sorry been drinking
no low skilled jobs for migrant scum. they have to go.
Also Chinese nationals should not be able to own property or businesses, to reciprocate PRC policy
Who else has been made redundant¿
I can't believe she hasn't dressed up as covid and put on a fake sad face yet. This is extremely disrespectful to the victims of this terrible virus.
Nah, still working, my work volume has dropped a shit load. Claimed my $7000 JacindaBucks though.
lockdowns going mean as, cleaned out the entire flat, laid some new concrete steps outside, mowed the lawns, cleaned out all the gardens and water-blasted everything. all the shit that has been a forethought for months has finally been cleared off my agenda
Lads I just realised how emasculating it is having a female pm
waiting for it to happen, work in hospo. only saving grace is i'm in wellington, and most of our punters work for govt or other big firms
It's honestly embarrassing. But at least I'm not a Jew.
Alcoholicfags, post your drinks
Let's get cozy
$7000 JacindaBucks?
im hoping for another 4 week level 4 lock down but will be lucky to get another 2, i think its 5050 between another 2 weeks of level 4 and dropping straight to 3 for 3 weeks
Remember guys even if this is all lies and there is no killer virus and they have us on standby for another reason, it doesn't matter. This will fuck immigration for ages thankfully. We need the Fuck Of We're Full scheme in action.
Agreed on both statements
Self-employed contractor. Went on the website, literally only just put in my name, IRD number, address and bank account number. Two days later I had 7k JacindaBucks in my account.
stuck with beers tonight, flatmates managed to clean out an entire shelf of spirits in 15 days
wife is knocked down to 80% of her normal income, can we still claim it?
nah mate, if you're employed by a firm they sort it for you. if she's self-employed, you need to demonstrate a 30% decline in revenue.
gotch ya
i know that feel, i cleaned out 2 x18 boxes of stines and 3 x wild turkeys in 16 days.
Why is she in front of the U.K. flag?
Tēnā koutou kei to pēhea koutou?
As far as I'm aware, you need to have a 30% drop in revenue as a result of this epidemic to get it. I'm guessing this applies to businesses only but I'm not sure. You could probably apply and get it anyway, but I'm guessing if you lie then the IRD will catch up with you in a year or so and make you pay it back.
You don't need to demonstrate anything. I literally just put in my contact details and bank account, and it was paid out two days later. Obviously, if you are full of shit, then you'll have to pay it back in a year or so.
You know it, bro
Nothing until the bottle shop reopens. I'm not drinking beer or wine.
You can order hard stuff online and it gets delivered.
The wait time is 5 or more days due to the demand.
If lock down is longer than 5 days its worth it?
I'm a courier driver and I'm delivering so much fucking alcohol and vape products. Amongst all the other non-essential garbage people are still ordering online.
you a poo? either way, thank you for your service.
I want a drink now not in a fucking week.
Better yet why didn't we just quarantine all the elderly and allow life to go on as usual without destroying the economy
>you a poo?
Probably. I have yet to see a white courier driver.
because boomers, up until like this year i think have more voting power than any other demographic along with the most money. Not hard to put 2 and 2 together.
better yet, just allow the fucking bottle shops to open
Imagine if the only thing around for a month was "essentials," people would go fucking mental
Or they're deliberately crashing the world economy to restructure it with cashless society, mandatory vaccination if you want to work, travel or go to schools, constant surveillance through mobile apps, drones and increased police powers.
>better yet, just allow the fucking bottle shops to open
If they aren't open under level 3 I'm going fucking ballistic
No, fully white. I'm guessing you guys live in Auckland? There are no poo couriers down here. And believe me, I fucking hate the poo couriers, they are useless. Our fleet manager is openly racist and said he'd never hire a "darkie".
I fucking hate poos.
>>Total dead: 5
lmao
imagine having a lockdown for this
lockdowns in general are retarded and tyrannical but for 5 deaths lmao
What is the most important thing in the world ?
Mate !, Mate !, Mate !
you in wellington? i had a fucking latino courier the other day
Drinking bombay and tonic, gonna run out of tonic. Hate straight gin.
>I fucking hate the poo couriers, they are useless. Our fleet manager is openly racist and said he'd never hire a "darkie".
>I fucking hate poos.
I had a tracked parcel come to me from Florida in the US. It got from the US to Auckland in 5 days and took another week to get from Auckland airport to my hands...fucking coconuts, maoris and poo's are useless lazy cunts
customs are shitcunts, it's not unusual to wait 2 weeks for a package to be released
Jacinda is ideologically aligned with meekel, marcron, and xi jinping
>Further tanking our fragile economy
relax, the sheep will still get sheared
Palmerston North
This whole charade is increasingly FAKE & GAY !!
Aren't you forgetting someone?
International freight can be real volatile with delivery times. I'm pretty sure it's customs.
oh mean, at least you can survive on a courier wage up there
Nz is the Canada of the south with their female leftists
>lmao
>imagine having a lockdown for this
>lockdowns in general are retarded and tyrannical but for 5 deaths lmao
It was 1 death until a couple days ago...all of them over the age of 70 with pre-existing medical conditions....it's fucking mental
Whats your guy’s opinion of Australian’s?
Don't care.
rent free
>auckland
hell no. Taupo
Lower taxes than America, and stronger restrictions on abortions. I’m America I prefer most of the polices here.
Cindy said she locked down because her shitty overseas friends from the IUSY told her to. Would explain why it was so stupidly abrupt.