/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3117

Reminder that this virus is racist.

If you call it the Japanese virus these cuties will kick the shit out of you

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Hope you're armed user.
Lootgang will be.

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i dont want to go back to work ever again

>vaccine by September
are we saved, lads?

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Aren't those boobs to big for her to be 19?

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...AND THAT'S A GOOD THING.

1 day gary

The only known cure for COVID19 is a daily dose of NWO

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god i wish that was me

This thread is a doomer thread. All the info in OP is negative and dramatic, rather than realistic. No mention of all the things that go against this narrative. This thread is people wishing the world would burn. I understand, but at the end of the day, it is total bullshit.

welcome to reality. It should have always been this way

This virus will delete the word racism. Once and for all.

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>NEW STUDY
NEW STUDY
>NEW STUDY
NEW STUDY
archive.is/IE2ic

1,000 coronavirus patients successfully removed the virus in 10 days in almost 92 per cent of cases.

>Prof Raoult has now presented the results of a far wider study on 1,061 patients to the French president. According to the findings published in English, the success rate in removing all trace of the virus within 10 days was 91.7 per cent. The death rate was just 0.5 per cent, namely five patients. Ten others required intensive care.

>"A good clinical outcome and virological cure was obtained in 973 patients within 10 days (91.7 per cent). Prolonged viral carriage at completion of treatment was observed in 47 patients (4.4 per cent) and was associated to a higher viral load at diagnosis...but viral culture was negative at day 10," it reads.

>It concluded: "The HCQ-AZ combination, when started immediately after diagnosis, is a safe and efficient treatment for COVID-19, with a mortality rate of 0.5 per cent, in elderly patients. It avoids worsening and clears virus persistence and contagiosity in most cases."

>Prof Raoult's institute tested almost 39,000 patients, some 3,165 of whom tested positive. Among those who received the treatment, the median age was 43.8 years and 46.4 per cent were

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Lmao you faggots are eternally btfo. Global deaths dropping exponentially and that's with fudged statistics. If a skydiver died from impact but tested positive it would count as a covid death. Seasonal flu deaths just dropped this year out of nowhere because its being attributed to your creepy hentai gf

This world as it is sucks shit anyway, I welcome the NWO. If it sucks too then I'll just off myself, it'll be hard to do worse than this though.

Guide to making your own n95/FFP2-equivalent masks

archive:
archive.is/jOtFF

archived from:
diyn95.com/index.php/make-it-yourself-the-guide

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HALP /cvg/!
Does anyone know where to find the whole article?

thedailybeast.com/heres-where-coronavirus-hides-in-your-body

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ok got it thanks now please kindly fuck off

hey look! a faggot isn't prepared for what's coming.

weekend is in
watch as deaths dip to 5,000 then jump to 10k on Wednesday

buy the dip

>global deaths dropping exponentially
>went from 7400, to 6000, to 6200 in the last 3 days.
exponentially is....where?

If facts alarm you or look bleak, the problem is not with the facts.

TL:DR
how malaria and corona cause hypoxia, and why hydroxychloroquine/antibiotic combo seems to work well in treatment

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They didn't teach you much about women in Argentinian sex-ed, huh?

Isn't today the third highest day of the deaths yet, only missing out on second place by a quarter of a percent?

>1061 trialed
>973 successful
>5 dead
>10 in ICU
what about the other 73?

lol imagine believing in a made up virus

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the flu has a R0 of 1.3 under normal conditions, under lockdown it basically cannot spread.

Sex makes babies?

h-how does one get involved with this?
is there a group you go to to call it the jap virus?
maybe some sort of membership fee?

long chart is long, Gary. How long has it been at 58 billion dead? Four days? Five days?

Same.

>everyone takes turns working essential jobs
>rest of the population lives off NEETbux
>if you want to make extra money you can work from home or take extra shifts at the essential jobs
>otherwise work is voluntary and NEET bux can keep you afloat
What's the point of capitalism if we all have to work forever?

This was posted verbatim in the last thread as well. It's almost like you want people not to examine the information in the OP, based on a platitude, without considering the information for themselves.

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>china spent weeks setting up the narrative that outbreak is other countries' fault
>muh imported cases, 0 local spread
>pic related
Not even surprised.

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>they needed to repeatedly call him "controversial"
HMMMMMMM

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these are organized tranny posters. not sure what their angle is but they larp nonstop and try to appear natural and organic but they are just doom posters probably discord trannys. purpose is to ruin discussion. thanks fags

6/10, didn't namefag

I recall 3 months ago you faggots saying that, and 2 months ago, and one month ago, and now.
Guess what? I've been out and about, to the store and to work (I'm essential, actually have a life) and I haven't felt or had shit happen.

>muhh the virus will kill u wait 2 weeks!!!!!!
Good luck, fag.

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China sent a group of doctors to Russia to fight coronavirus

Okay.

These threads are the absolute best real early morning like 5am into early afternoon (from American time perspective), the rest of the time they are mostly horrendous.

So China has
>survived the pandemic with far less deaths than any western superpower
>helped hundreds of other countries despite suffering greatly themselves... very selfless act!
>restarted it's economy and is up and roaring carrying the world
>still managed to resist western changes to corrupt itself and continue with the old way and new ways of modern Chinese Life
>lastly and greatly, blew the fuck out of racists on Yas Forums

Dam, where can I sign up for a Chinese-inspired government here?

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Or it's just sensationalist out of date crap? lol.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE AND I AM ABOUT TO GO OUTSIDE WHAT THE FUCK

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That's because that's when all the new numbers and news comes out. Outside of that is just shitposting.

Do it, seriously what's stopping you?
The air isn't saturated with the virus.

THERE WILL BE NO VACCINE. IT MUTATES TOO MUCH. THE ANTIBODIES ARE SHORT-TERM. IT ISN'T POSSIBLE. THERE IS NO END GAME.

i can hear the disgusting duck noise chink talk just watching her mouth

>in that population density
>where the virus started
>and they have the least amount of new cases
bruh

i only ever check them from 1am-6am. i find it's the perfect time to talk/debate while we wait for the morning news to show.

Lol look at this faggot
>o-ok
>g-go away and let me play pretend
Its under control and you're going to pick cherries until there are 3 patients left two weeks from now

I can't understand, Yas Forums: you always told us that USA was #1 top dog country.
World's best healthcare, all rich people going to privately owned clinics to cure themselves.
Why this?

Was all that a lie?
Are the United States of America such a filthy, depraved, piece of shit place to be, that they can't even stop this fag, lazy, nigger virus that China defeated easily?
Look a these numbers, +2k deaths in a day.
BAKA, so many fucking lies from these amerimutts.
Every time they shill on these boards how healthy they are, how filthy the other countries are, but in truth they are the filthiest.
OMFG, I swear, these filthy degenerate burgers should just be obliterated once and for all, making way for the new chinese lords.

Fuck you, USA, go laugh on your mass graves now.

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where's this from?

>finally broke 500,000 US cases and 2000/day dead burgers
Took long enough. I was promised daily 9/11s this week.

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>I recall 3 months ago you faggots saying that, and 2 months ago, and one month ago, and now.
And they were proven correct every single step of the way. They predicted that it would get worse and exactly in which ways it would get worse. And now here you are trying to revise history and pretend that them being right somehow makes you right. If you're not baiting then you might actually be mentally ill.

God damn her makeup is too much. She needs to be more subtle. The eyes and eyelashes are okay, but the rest of her face needs a little work.

I got the virus

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article doesn’t seem to say; might want to check his site and read moar in the process. there’s a 3200 patient Europe-wide study due in a few days, as well.

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It's not that deep faggot. Join NWO for five minutes and you'll get it.

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Trump is a nice guy he sent over 500 ventilators to UK when Cuomo is screaming for some

>tfw stuck at home and you're out of dagashi

lol california and new york niggers are the cause because they cant stand being inside for 2 minutes

Happooners are actually the most delusional people in the world lmfao

what's it like, user?

Ecuador getting hit hard a bad situation
twitter.com/camilateleSUR/status/1246439866361163784
twitter.com/CrossstreamW/status/1248398083479633921
twitter.com/Its_amycando/status/1246168840284901377
twitter.com/Mr__Killuminati/status/1246354449817374727
twitter.com/shana2727/status/1248270189436604417
twitter.com/Eddie20937506/status/1246931547422437379
twitter.com/whoisastilo/status/1246156601616142338

Women tend to have peaked in growth and sexual maturity by the age of 17/18.

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to be fair, he didn’t really follow conventional protocol so their claims are justified, albeit misleading.

USA is the best place to live if you have a lot of money, otherwise it's basically a high tier 3rd world country.
Most people don't have a lot of money. Do the math.

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Is there new information that disproves any specific information in the OP? Why not post that to form a credible and tangible basis for your complaint rather than using copy and paste to call it bullshit in multiple threads?

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Why NY have a lot of corona?

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If you're down for NWO then start posting

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I LOOKED YESTERDAY /OUTSIDE/ AND SAW A CORONA VIRUS SITTING IN MY YARD JUST WAITING FOR ME RIGHT NEXT TO A RACIALLY OPPRESSED BLACK DEAD BODY.

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Your country is still on top in deaths. Shitaly confirmed

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>Dam, where can I sign up for a Chinese-inspired government here?
Beijing.

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Then why do women have bigger boobs after having children?

>80% sure it'll work
kek

this

Nice prediction btw, fucking kek
>a gorillion by 2 months ago!!!!

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niggers

I think its 80% sure it'll be ready by September

It makes my pee pee feel weird

Don’t know, scared of the commitment

/cvg/,

Imagine she invites you over to her house to try some TaStY BAT SOUP that she cooked especially just for you.

What do you do?

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is it over?

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youtube.com/watch?v=ovnUyTRMERI

December 10, 2019, Shanghai Media Group

>I am Tian Junhua [Associate Chief Technician, Department of Disinfection and Pest Control, Wuhan Municipal Center for Disease Control and Prevention]. I work in virus sample collection and classification and I am a defender of the invisible defense line.

>Among all known creatures, the bats are rich in various viruses inside. You can find most viruses responsible for human diseases like rabies virus, SARS and Ebola. Accordingly, the caves frequented by bats became our main battlefields.

>The road is bumpy but we must learn to stick to our initial choice when we feel confused and lost. In the past 10 years we have visited every corner of Hubei Province. We explored dozens of undeveloped caves and studied more than 300 types of virus vectors. But I do hope these virus samples will only be preserved for scientific research and will never be used in real life. Because humans need not only the vaccines but also the protection from their nature.

[on screen] Nearly 2000 types of viruses have been discovered by Chinese CDC authorities over the last 12 years.
[on screen] Only 2284 types of viruses had been discovered worldwide over the 200 years prior to China' discovery.
[on screen] China has taken the lead in the world in the field of Basic research of viruses

Just a few weeks ago you were saying that there would be no deaths in America and that there would be no lockdowns and that life would stay normal for everyone here. That is clearly not the case. You're actually insane if you're just going to deny reality.

uk.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-southkorea/south-korea-reports-recovered-coronavirus-patients-testing-positive-again-idUKKCN21S15X

coronavirusgirl confirmed for yandere that does not accept no, and comes for you again and again and again

yeah, I'm a tranny, this is my "her"sona. I come and pol and warn ebil nazis to prepare for some bad shit because george soros wants white supremacists to hoard ammo. you found me out kike.

Been over.

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sad ;n;

>still on top in deaths
Today you are going to steal our medal once again, mutt.

>Leading scientist '80 per cent' sure drug will work
Read, nigga.

This kills the nothingburger.

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>could be
kek'd
how long have they been working on HIV vaccine? How about Zika?
don't keep your hope up, lad.

Must be a lot harder having this big thick cock in your mouth when you can only hold your breath for a few seconds, huh?

Hormonal changes as well as weight gain, though on average most women have their breasts return to their original size after they stop breastfeeding. A woman who isn't overweight will typically have the same breast size for most of her life.

Lol, about those deaths...

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i stay home because going over to her house would break quar.

Hey I like what you're doing, do me a favor though for autists like me.

Most of us have seen the gifs of the vids before 4/9 that you included. Seperate the new ones and say "NEW" and include the 4/9, 4/10, and 4/11 vids in that category and have an "old" category. Trust me, this will be the best way to present this. the fucking dumping in the water vid got me, but I was tempted to stop watching after the first tweet, because it has been so widely distributed.

god speed

That was a couple of guys punching numbers into their phone's calculator apps who didn't understand that increase was from when China first started testing. It was never a Yas Forums endorsed prediction

It was never happening you stupid nip

Yeah, all the precum is filling my lungs

Come here anons! ^-^
gg/wpueKJ

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Gary's death count matches nicely the expected undercount on confirmed cases with the German study showing 14% asymptomatics antibodied with 2% confirmed..that would bring us about 5-6 million infected then

These stats are literally taken from aggregated anonymized data from phone app thermometers. The app that tracks them was also designed by a company that was funded by venture firms like Kleiner Perkins.

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>mutts forced to stay inside and not doing anything instead of going out and commiting sudoku via retardation

this one is new:
twitter.com/E_FIZZLE503/status/1248723404565278722

you'll like an webm of above

Check this out anons!
gg/xjHuaK

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Sauce for this?

Thanks.

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I want a chink gf with a pet fruit-bat to share a pet opossum with.

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don't join, server is gay

If you try to disprove this is a nothingburger again I'll put you in so much fucking pain that it'll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don't give a shit how tough you are, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I'll fucking show up at your house when you aren't at home. I'll turn on all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. I'll turn your air conditioning on high and open all the windows. I'll turn your cable box on and order 20 pay per view channels at once, and I'll pick up your phone and dial a pay-per-minute sex line in Japan. I'm going to run your utility bills up so fucking high that you can't pay them. You're going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll have a fucking heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for heart operation, and the last thing you'll see when you're being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed up like a doctor. When you wake up after the operation, you'll be scared for your flicking life, wondering what I did to you while you were being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of that hospital to go home, I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of nowhere and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I'd rather go to a great fucking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It's too fucking late to save yourself, but don't bother committing suicide either…I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself. Okay phaggot?

While you guys were buying flour and sardines and shit back in January, I was researching the optimal diet. I dug deep into the research of mathematician George Stigler, who tried to calculate the optimal diet for the cheapest cost in World War 2.

I discovered that the common soi bean meets all nutritional requirements at nearly 100%. While being massively cheaper than virtually any other food.

I have since consistent on a diet of pure soibeans. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, mashed, stewed, baked, my health has never been better. I've lost over 50 pounds and the weight keeps going. My eyesight has improved and I can now see in the dark sorta (which is helpful as I have all the windows boarded.) I swear I can hear better too.

How can one legume be so based? Why did Yas Forums lie to me about this magical food? Who is paying the anti soi shills to preach their bullshit here?

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don't join, server is gay

Take your meds scitzo

how many countries are there in the world?

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Shit pasta