3 months of NoFap. Dogs walk up to me in a submissive position to allow me to pet them, with their head kneeled carefully down. Cats walk up to me in a friendly manner.
Attractive women have began to approach me and initiate conversation on their own where I make zero intention visible of wanting to talk to someone or flirt. They laugh at my jokes.
People laugh at my jokes. People rarely used to laugh at my jokes. This is real my friends, this is very real. They say after 2 years of NoFap you become superhuman, your concentration and discipline and thinking becomes highly above the average bear's mind processes.
Why were they hiding this information from us? It's simple. Because it's not in their interest for all people to know this as the truth, so they obfuscate, eradicate, and motivate to masturbate. Wake up. Stop cooming today. Stop cooming your brains away.
Women aren't strong enough to resist NoFap man. They swoon in sight. Hoes feel the power. Instant respect from older folks. Posture improves. Breathing improves. Penis grows. Beard comes in more. The benefits are endless. What are you waiting for, pussy?
Open your eyes Deutschland. Gutten morgen, gutten tag, gutten abent. Hitler kaput. German people good.
Lucas Thompson
except thats all bullshit. i've known straight edge faggots who were religious and never fapped that were incels.
Alexander Myers
I tried nofap and ended up jizzing all over my mattress constantly from the wet dreams. I also felt like my dick was going to stop working from being left alone for so long
same bro and i didnt really get any of the purported benefits
Elijah Jenkins
There's no faggots who don't fap. Most gays and traps are degenerate pornography addicts who have run themselves deep into the hole of perversion.
Why would you ever trust a faggot is telling you the truth? Shame on you.
Carter Williams
Don't you know that faggots are the most manipulative, lying, twisted scoundrels out there? They become as manipulative and as twisted as promiscuous semen demon women....
They can't help but lie and be manipulative, just like they can't stop sipping the salmonella egg whites by the gallon.
Jacob Hernandez
No wonder Germany is degrading into a cesspool when its citizens are so blind to the truth.
Useful idiots are useful to folks who find the need for idiots who are useful to be used. Stay dumb 4eva. Keep cooming all your brains away until you hit Alzheimer's and don't even have the mental capacity to stop yourself from cooming even if you wanted to. Dumbass. Stay cucked.
Caleb Jenkins
Marriedfag here who dabbled in nofap before meeting her. How are you going to handle yourself when you eventually cum? Are you doing nofap in order to increase your sexual appeal? Or are you going to become a monk? If you aren't going to become a monk then stick your toilet plunger up your asshole and cut your dick off because nobody here gives a fuck that you aren't ejaculating you arrogant retard.
Cooper Baker
Bam. Those are the incubus/succubus demons trying to extract the life force fluid from you. Research this.
If you listen to Gospel music or read any religious text, Buddhist, Hinduist, Muslim or Christian, but especially the Bible, you won't have emissions. 100%. They flee from those who envelop themselves in holy texts.
Then, if you stop reading, the night emissions or urges come back in a few days. Daily or every other day immersion in Gospel music or Bible reading is essential if you're trying to overcome. It works every time 100% of the time.
Jason Ross
That's because you can NoFap and still constantly lust and burn with passion which keeps that seminal fluid in your lower meridians. You need to give a chance for the fluid to rise and enlighten you by keeping yourself busy and away from constant lust and fantasies in your headspace.
Guess you're too stupid to make it work.
Chase Sanders
No. My goal is to go a few years without fapping at all, then I'll see.
I also trained my PC muscles where I can orgasm without ejaculation (the squeezing muscle when you stop a stream of pee)....so I can still have my orgasm with my woman/wife, but hold in the valuable fluid.
But of course, a full release orgasm always feels better, but you still get like 70% of the pleasure without losing fluid.
I'm probably gonna try to only ejaculate when I want to have a son. But that's easier said than done.
Your needless angst and aggression is a sure sign that you have been cooming way too much.
Men who coom too often or too much become easily irritated and don't have a solid handle on their capacity to handle strong emotions.
The more they coom, the further their capacity to hold themselves in an upright honorable manner dissipates leaving you prone to making haste, rash, irrational decisions that could lead you to do something stupid like go fuck yourself.
Joseph Diaz
> I have 2 foreskin. 1+1 is 2. You knucklehead.
Oliver Thomas
What a waste of lovely digits for a shitty ass comment. Disgusting.
Grayson Ward
Fap = yes Porn = no
Connor Bell
>that image KEKKVS MAXIMVS
Jonathan Howard
*Porn = yes Fap = no
Jaxon Adams
topkek. Boy, it sure is hilarious.
Dylan Hill
none of this happened to me even after 6 months. You fucking liar
Nice disinformation m8. How much do they pay you to be a full-time raging shitposting homo?
Is it more than 2? 3?
Evan Morales
Not if you are in touch with your feelings. That was Hitler's fatal mistake. He didn't listen to the voice inside of him that said hello, are you listening? And he wasn't. He wasn't listening. And the course of history changed forever, as you know, because of that.
Don't you ever forget to listen.
Evan Sanders
OP are you bullshit ting?
If not, great job. My problem has always been resisting urges.. Like when an urge hits I don't have enough determination to fight it and i lose.
How is a virus which came on randomly and on its own volition have anything to do with Trump's efficacy in being a president and a leader?
I fail to see the connection. Maybe it's because I'm not gay or autistic, and I read one book every one to two years at minimum, if not two to three, or four or five.
How do your tears tase? Drumpf 2020.
Christopher Jenkins
That's the thing. When you find a reason in life that's worth fighting for and more important than the urge to experience momentary pleasure, then you find the power to battle it.
Dig deep inside and search. You can become anything in life as long as you gain the discipline over that impulse. Once you gain control of that impulse, the strong urges go away as you get stronger.
Once you get past 2 to 3 weeks, then it's much more of a breeze. Just remember, always keep yourself busy and every time you wanna stroke, instead do 5 to 10 pushups. Works amazing.
Also, Gospel music and reading holy texts keeps the urge from coming in the first place. Practice this if you'd like. It worked for me.
Bentley Hall
>How is a virus which came on randomly and on its own volition have anything to do with Trump's efficacy in being a president and a leader? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
wtf is this shit? some bitch with nigger lips drooling on herself and shit? And you get off to this? This is your brain on porn.
James Allen
da fuq? Why does this shit work? No really why? What next, replace all kike science and math with what they suppressed or blindsided and suddenly all your reasoning is now unclouded from jewry too? Is this it? This is the secrets of the universe, to be a free man you must dig and remove all kikery. Fuck me. Oh right, I thought I saved the caps about what Kikes did to math and science but I can't find it? Don't tell me I saved thumbnails, shit.
He's a degenerate. A doctor is never surprised by a patient.
Degeneracy always downgrades, never upgrades.
Wyatt Fisher
Nice disinformation and schizo bait m8...keep at it my friend.
Mason Jones
>stoped jerking off for a few months >now dating a model off of tinder Dunno how but i think it has to do with your chemical composition changing.
Luis Murphy
2 to 3 weeks, big changes. I've been a coomer since I was 9 for 20 years.
And I am highly sensitive to my body and mental state so maybe it hits harder for me, but BIG drastic changes just 2 weeks into it.
Strong motivation to get things done, more disciplined, get less angry and irritated by things that usually make you rage or seethe inside, better focus on tasks, better speech, easier cognition, less anxiety and stress, more perseverance, more clear thinking, better sleep, and so on. The benefits are endless.
Also, much better performance and gains in sports and lifting/working out. Cheers.
Justin Nguyen
Uneven nostrils. Bad jeans. Nice catch.
Isaac Martinez
the fact that it attracts so much hostility is telling. like how weed smokers attack the idea of weed being bad, or how functioning alcoholics attack temperance. those who can't abstain hate those that can
Gabriel King
Women can naturally sense a strong man of virility. It's in their biology and it's more than just pheromones. But also, the less you masturbate the better you smell and the better your penis smells/tastes. They desire the more saturated man, the man full of the high testosterone, highly fertile thick spunk.
Dey nasssty, but it works. lol
Camden Perry
5 months into my fap 3 times a day. NoFaps walk up to me in a submissive position to allow me to pet them, with their head kneeled carefully down.
Attractive women approach me, but they always did because I am not some 5'8'' beta.
People laugh at my jokes about NoFappers.
Why are they hiding this information in slide threads? It's simple. Because you are basically retarded.
Henry Murphy
I think a large portion of the attackers are degenerates who have a deep fear of having to have to let their degeneracy go. They can't stand the thought of it.
A small minority of them are people who spread disinformation online professionally to keep the people dumbed down.
This information is nothing new. This was available thousands of years ago. There is nofap in the Bible, there is nofap in the Quran, there is nofap in Hinduist texts.
Our vitality and health, the energy that creates and heals us is within our reproductive system. It's a holistic approach to health and it's the right approach.
Mason Rogers
I hope that whore gets kicked to the curb. Engagement ring a she still has the gull to whore herself out. Dumb bitch.
Blake Roberts
Somewhat creative but lack of original content. C+. Resubmit for higher grade.
Jaxson Butler
When you fap to corona chan you fap to the angel of darkness.
When men are weak, women are weaker. If men can't gain the strength over their sexual impulse, then very few women will.
Women have always followed in the footsteps of strong men, and the lack of strong men today has led to a fallen society where both sexes are left clueless and destroyed.
Cameron Evans
Nofap makes me physically stronger and less hungry which is kinda nice, i do it from time to time
Eli Scott
"My people are destroyed from a lack of knowledge."
Landon Butler
It's important to keep your nutrition up though. It all goes hand in hand and works together. Eat lots of beans, peas, plant-based protein, some meats, and tons of vegetables and fruits. Oranges and bananas will propel you into greatness.
Say thank you oranges and bananas.
Landon Garcia
I no fapped during boot camp. I unconsciously busted a nut in my military issued whitey tighties while asleep about halfway through. Upon completion, when I graduated and got my own room, got a skin mag and started cooming multiple times and it felt like the first time.
Hunter Martinez
Are you proud of that or something?
What is the purpose of your story, military trained coomer?
Cooper Garcia
Where's Elliot Rodger when you need him to put these thots in their place?
James Adams
Elliot Rodger was a serial coomer. He doesn't belong in the ranks of the stronk.
Gavin Clark
Congratulations, you've stumbled upon one of the secrets of meme magic and the power of sex magic.
David Powell
nice larp , the animals love me and the women are always aroused when im around . i fap every single day and im doing great , fuck off with this psyop kike
Well I wouldn't speak for wild animals but dogs and cats are far more perceptive of you then you believe. That is why you can trust in your dog's judgement over someone.
William Morales
what a load of shit, i routinely last longer in bed if i jack off the same day, i don't know why everyone thinks you have to look at disgusting porn to bust a nut, i just jack of to memories in the shower
Brayden Williams
engagement ring should b on the ring finger, right?
Josiah Parker
That is her middle finger fucktard
Gabriel Gonzalez
stop ignoring him - amerilard user is asking for the damn source
Grayson Jenkins
>people laugh at me, women laugh at me dogs and cats laugh at me that's cause you're a joke
