Since last night we voted that not only California is to be expelled from the Union but also that we must burn it to the ground. My fellow anons on the front lines, how is the war effort going?
California-American war
Juan Gutierrez
Oliver Bell
Colonel Fren here from the LXIX Panzer Division. We're in a stalemate. They have more Asians than we have bullets
Nolan Watson
Reporting from Idaho sir. As always, I and my fellow taters are sitting around stewing about cali invading boise, sir!
Lincoln Foster
Oh yeah forgot to mention we're in downstate Illinois
The fuckers managed to drop in
Joshua Barnes
Not bad. I'd say we're much better off than the PRC is doing against Kao Chia-Yu and Taiwan right at this moment. This bitch is about to rule China in a sudden strike they don't expect from within, all on Western money. I'm bored with California bullshit. I'm ahead of all of you worshiping the clean, hygienic feet of my new waifu KYC.
Julian Garcia
It's going well from Illinois sir, we plan to mobilize all our Chicago niggers to the front lines. Wave after wave of city-born niggers shall ravage California without mercy.
Henry Evans
HQ here, were sending over a MOAB to hit Fresno. To the 3 anons sympathetic to our cause this your notice to leave.
Caleb Morales
Reporting deep behind enemy lines. Arming for surgical strikes
Nicholas Murphy
>Hurr Durr USA! USA!
Easton Young
Save Springfield first, can't let the capital fall
Luke Green
long island voted no?
Jackson Jackson
Iowa has air dropped tens of thousands of 2 man teams from the methhead militia.
Jaxson Jones
Philippines here, and we're willing to burn California to the fucking ground to get all the Filipino immigrants back!
James Gutierrez
Colonel Beaver reporting from Oregon. I'm afraid this entire territory has been invaded with sleeper cells. Oregon must go down with California.
Logan Roberts
> how is the war effort going?
Los Angeles checking in. good to go sir!
Jayden Thomas
Nah the OP was just a bit retarded or lazy last night and lumped them in with Jersey even though they voted yes,
Zachary Morris
Are you one of our American spies in the region or are you just stupid or brave enough to contact enemy transmissions?
Gabriel Bailey
WA reporting, we may have to cede the everything west of the cascades to play it safe
Blake Powell
We must Isolate Portland and Eugene. Oregon can yet be saved
To abandon California to the Californians would be an abdication of our duties. We must reclaim this soil in the name of Eisenhower.
Easton Perez
>all these coping seething shithole flyovers itt
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Without California you guys would have an economy the size of France and no more welfare checks to prop up your failing states
You whole reality was created here, whatever idea of state culture you think you have was created by a jew in Hollywood. Everything you are was typed up by chinks and pajeets in the bay area COPE
California is the most powerful and influential piece of land in the world post ww2
Your inferiority complex is pathetic
Sebastian Miller
the revolution will shield the true at heart
sit tight disheveled anons, the sword is surging
Nolan Green
>California is the most powerful and influential piece of land in the world post ww2
That's not Texas
I'm not even a Texan
Parker Walker
This is what the map will look like when it's all said and done.
Josiah Morgan
>Sacramento and the LA to SF coastline are all there is to Cali.
Noah Williams
ENEMY AT THE GATES!! GET 'EM!!!! DIE COMMIFORNIA SCUM!!!
Mason King
Agreed. Unfortunately there isn't a reliable report on the amount of troops that have managed to drop in yet, but considering the fact that Calis are being invaded by all of the U.S, you can bet that Illinois is about to decisively capture some POWs.
Jaxson Jones
POWs?
Who said I was ordering my unit to take POWs?
Eli Rodriguez
We're massively dependent on the outside resources. Cali could not function independently, it would need to either establish close ties with neighbors or else flat out conquer some to ensure access to the Colorado River
Ryan Walker
I put a deadswitch on the backbone of the internet.
We are happy to begin trade negotiations. We'll have our people call your people and set something up for Monday.
Luis Foster
Captain Henry of the Missouri 81st Militia reporting in. Sorry we're late to the party. We're prepped combat ready however. Is there any non Illinois or Kansas unit needing assistance? If not we'll start picking off patrols and supply convoys.
Brody White
Also we're happy to supply any unit with our spare corn and bud light.
Jace Mitchell
>Blocks your path
Aiden James
>b-but without water you-
Nice PR move brainlet, totally not inviting RussoChina to justifiably buttrape you or anything.
>b-but me am tuff an-
You are a basement dweller. The adults are speaking. Go back to the ball pit.
>b-bbut the red counties wi-
The red counties will be given the federal land you kikes have been hoarding. They will be just fine. Nevada is next.
Speak the international language and maybe someone will listen.
Alexander Young
You guys realize that california basically feeds the entire United states, right? Without us you guys are NOTHING. And dont you ever fucking forget it.
Camden Powell
>pic related shows population density of gays
OH NO NO NO CALIBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY!!
I was thinking that a lot of captured troops could translate into forced labor, but I'm not going to argue with your ideas either.
Carter Murphy
Imagine being so aware of your total inadequacy as a state that you come here to hugbox each other about the Bossman. This is why you are fourth-generation wagies.
Some of us were born to serve, and some were born to be served. Simple as.
Easton Nelson
Whats that... stop the flow of the water into california. Sounds good to me.
Kill all commies, kill all la raza, enslave the chinese.
Evan Ortiz
soapboxing doesnt work in nevada
check you network
Andrew Collins
>Late to the party
All of California? Shittttttt. Not even us weirdos out in the fucking sticks in small mountain towns is safe?
Ethan Morgan
>satan
I am vindicated
Also, learn what % of NV is federal land so you can actually interpret what I said, you braindead snowboarder
David Hill
This is Colonel Walsh of the 3rd San Diegan Free Rifle Regiment, making contact. The forces of the Sovereign Counties of California stand ready to assist with the dismantling of the illegitimate government in Sacramento. A route from Camp Pendleton to the Eastern border is being secured as we speak.
Kevin Cooper
Fellow Californian, Standing-by ready to assist.
Ryan White
Last time some whiny state/s got uppity and left the Union claiming "without us you'll starve as all the food is grown here" We ended the cotton industry in America for good.
Stop coping faggot, California will be a dusty desert where nothing grows again.
John Lopez
Rear Admiral Shitpost reporting in from Arizona. We've preemptively burned Yuma after multiple reports of neck tats and fat spics roaming the streets, it was too late to save her sir. My men are supplied with a few pounds of blow and are currently patrolling the Colorado.
Luis James
beautiful. can you send us a picture from behind enemy lines?
Jonathan Thomas
Most of California's problem occurs in a small strip of coast, or Sacramento.
Bentley Gutierrez
lel
hit us with another speech that doesnt include west coast rising
Benjamin Cruz
>Are you one of our American spies in the region or are you just stupid or brave enough to contact enemy transmissions?
either way I doubt you'd have the balls to say anything to my face faggot... I mean, sir!
Dubss confirm
Juan James
Camden Ramirez
New Methican shock troops are en route to reinforce the western Arizona border as we speak.
Levi Sanders
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Wyatt Moore
Might I suggest a general area of interest? The California Department of Water Resources says that 2/3 of Cali's water comes from the south and many dams and other water related projects are located there. Thus, taking the south will cause great difficulties for remaining Californians.
Joseph Thompson
We've mostly secured Imperial Valley, and have several positions throughout San Diego County. Newsom's supporters are being held to a few locations, and federal forces near the bay have been pushing forward (good job, too). As soon as we can organize some effective patrols, we should have an effective line straight from the coast to New Mexico, and after that it's only a matter of time before the rest of the county is mopped up and we can march on LA.
Juan Green
Excellent work user, I will recommend you be awarded the Medal of Honor to the President for your heroic bravery against the traitors.
Noah Davis
We might just wrap up this war by 4th of July at this rate.
Adam James
California user here will join in the fight against California. Fuck this state however I was born and raised here unable to move due to inflated housing prices and lowered wages been saving for years to leave and then got fucked by Coronavirus. This state needs to burn to the ground!
Jaxon Williams
Everything about California is disgusting.
Zachary Bennett
Christian Wood
>Greece: pegging
kek
Liam Moore
Grandpa can you tell us some of you war stories from the Cali wars.
>(Inhales) yes i suppose i can, the year was 2020, I had been in commiforina for about 2 months(this is what we called it at the time of the war) me and my regiment had been tasked with taking a hill, it was a famous hill when i was young, they called it the Hollywood hills
(why'd they call it that grandpa)
>im not sure i think it something to do with Mexicans but its not important
(Ok well why'd you have to take the hill grandpa)
>"coughs" well its a hill that overlooked a comi stronghold called Los Angles and we were tasked with taking it to shell the city.
>we were young i was 20. it was February 7th we left our base Fob Madera, we were all nervous some of us shot ourselves they were so scared,
>the hill was heavily fortified we had to run across over hills valleys it was a death trap, many of us knew we we're gonna die that day.
(Grandchildren staring)
>we had got to our staging points and we prayed to our god, but the commies didn't believe in a god they were soulless creatures who the devil himself conjured, we hated them with every fiber of out American beings,
>The attack started February 8th of 2020 at 6:30 AM for the hill.
> we started marching up to the hill and then all of a sudden i'm knocked out, i wake up maybe 10,15 mins later and i see my sergeant dead with a piece of shrapnel caught right in his skull, his head was split in half, one side was hanging of his head apparently he was the only one that died in the explosion,
> when i woke up the battle had started my Friends, my Brother in arms were dropping all around me, with my sergeant dead it left me in control of my fire team and i need'd to figure out what to do.
>I got a hold of my commander about 20ish mins after i found my radio operator and I Asked my commander what to do he said to me "TAKE THAT GODDAMN HILL BRULE"
>When i heard the order i said to my team we're gonna take that hill.
Bentley Evans
cont
(Grandpa were you scared?)
> I dont remember.... but if i had to guess, yes i was very very scared.
>When i had heard the order to take the hill i knew it was going to be a vicious battle a bloody one.
> I said to my team where going to take this hill but first we need to wipe that(pardon my language kids) fucking bunker off the map, it probably has already at this point in the battle, mind you we we're only maybe 40 mins in, it had probably taken at-least 30 of my.....(swallows) my... uh friends...(holds back tears)
>We rushed the bunker with all our might.
>I had maybe picked up about 30 men on my way to that bunker and as we were charging, we were jumping in and out of enemy trenches fighting tooth and nail, we showed those bastards no mercy, cause they never showed us any...
(grandpa weren't they people too though?)
>If you could see the hate in they're eyes their wickedness you would know, they were never truly people, but machines of hate.
>(but please stop interrupting im about to get to the good part) As we were closing in on the bunker i had realized something, my men and i wouldn't be able to all rush the bunker at once, i knew,i would be the only one able to rush it and take it.
> I had closed in about 50 yards from the bunker..
> there was a small hill beneath the bunker, i had manged to crawl to avoid fire and i had no idea what to do... but then all of a sudden, a rage had filled me like never before, the Pure animal instinct i felt that day, i cant even describe it.
>I rushed into that bunker with a gun my grandpa had given me from the Vietnam war,it was called a 1911, it was outdated for the time but it performed well... well enough.
> as i rush the bunker i storm in through an open hatch i jump down "BAM" goes one of the commies "BAM BAM" i kill another one of those bastards "BAM BAM BAM BAM" I get 3 more, i try to shoot one more time im out, i throw my gun
(grandpa why did you throw you gun)