PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - JUDGE, JURY AND EXECUTIONER EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/10/20
c-span.org/video/?471115-1/
youtu.be/GOL_DiTk8BY
>Pres Trump Easter Blessing w/Bishop Harry Jackson 4/10/20
c-span.org/video/?471114-1/
youtu.be/5ooC3v9j27o
>Faith in America - Part 1 4/10/20
youtu.be/21A6K1WQOUs
>DefSec Esper on CBSThisMorning 4/10/20
youtu.be/p20ghIGdiH8
>LabSec Scalia on FBN 4/10/20
youtu.be/RTJqzH224jo
>LabSec Scalia on F&F 4/10/20
youtu.be/xU4gvkURlBc
>ActCBPCommr Morgan on F&F 4/10/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6148561913001
>NECDir Kudlow on Dobbs 4/10/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6148670177001/
>NECDir Kudlow @Sen McSally Telephone Town Hall 4/10/20
podbean.com/media/share/pb-tt6th-d8ccb7
youtu.be/p7JhJfSkgcM
>SG Adams on FoxNews 4/10/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6148588735001
>NIAIDDir Fauci on FoxNews 4/10/20
youtu.be/URZB0Cp0mW0
>Trump2020SrAdvisor Schlapp on OAN 4/10/20
youtu.be/djGLe-lEk4k
>CENTCOM Comdr USMCGen McKenzie Corona-chan Update 4/10/20
dvidshub.net/video/746889/
>Pentagon Press Brief (AsstDefSec4HA McCaffery/DHADir ArmyLtGen Place/Service SGs) 4/10/20
dvidshub.net/video/746899/
>Pentagon Press Brief (AETC Comdr AFLtGen Webb) 4/10/20
dvidshub.net/video/746862/
>This Week@Interior 4/10/20
youtu.be/jHBwKK2_Y80
>TrumpAd: Biden stands up for China 4/9/20
youtu.be/Nv7yVCwv6NU

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MAGA

gib n95 masks

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friendly reminder that:
>you WILL eat bugs
>you WILL live in a capsule
>you WILL get the brain chip

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MAGA

Death is too good for these fucks.

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shouldn't this wake people that have to work from home that most of their jobs shouldn't require them to leave their homes?

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MAGA

Guide to making your own n95/FFP2-equivalent masks

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ATTENTION ALL TRUE NEETS (no dependent plebs) : TRUMO CAME THROUGH FOR US! WE GETTING TRUMP BUX. NO TAX RETURN REQUIRED!

irs.gov/newsroom/treasury-irs-launch-new-tool-to-help-non-filers-register-for-economic-impact-payments

>The non-filer tool, developed in partnership between the IRS and the Free File Alliance, provides a free and easy option designed for people who don't have a return filing obligation, including those with too little income to file.
>Using the tool to get your payment will NOT result in any taxes being owed.
>Lower income: Among those who could use Non-Filers: Enter Payment Info tool are those who haven't filed a 2018 or 2019 return because they are under the normal income limits for filing a tax return. This may include single filers who made under $12,200 and married couples making less than $24,400 in 2019.

irs.gov/coronavirus/non-filers-enter-payment-info-here

Who should use Non-Filers: Enter Payment Info to provide additional information to receive the Economic Impact Payment?
>Eligible U.S. citizens or permanent residents who:
>Had gross income that did not exceed $12,200 ($24,400 for married couples) for 2019
>Were not otherwise required to file a federal income tax return for 2019, and didn't plan to.

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HELLO PLEASE
It's morning in America in several hours so make it an awesome MAGA day

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>CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

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>not having dozens of respirators
why is your wood shop so lacking in equipment?

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No. That sounds very gay.

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Death is a just punishment to spare others of those who don't deserve to live

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I like to MAGA.

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Blantantly reposting
Director!
Send me a qt pale asian gf with big tiddies!
It would do wonders for the ratings!
Think of the advertisers!

DIRECTOOOOOOR!

I kind of want to build my own shotgun. I would make it nicer than some schedule 40 pipe and what not. based and redpilled? or lame and dum?

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youtu.be/S53fZTbKHG0

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THE TRUMPBUX WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES.

I dont know why but this edit is the one that gets me the most

MAGA

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It's likely many will stay remote after this. Trump should have the Departments of State and Labor compare notes to see if any H1Bs are working from home and to deport them if so.

Awoo!

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Why is FL so bad? Thanks for making these.

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shotguns are cheap and mods/accessories are plentiful.
you can "build" "your" own shotgun
but if it's a lack of money thing, then yeah you can build your own I guess

here's 5 better
>new low price - $200

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We

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>Trump should have the Departments of State and Labor compare notes to see if any H1Bs are working from home and to deport them if so.
based

doubt it, this is a one time payment

They're like $200.

Shotguns are the cheapest guns you can buy. Why would you want to do that?

can you just make murder legal if they're an asshole?

Death to slut shit! Contraception is treason! Awoo!

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get to work you lazy bums

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MAGA & SOON

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WUZ

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>tfw was prepped for the Chinese Virus b/c of my distaste of breathing epoxy and contact cement glues

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Where do I download the plans for homemade guns in minecraft?

ORANGE CHEETOH 2020!

AWOOZ

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They'll be remote for a few months before employers decide they'd rather have people local to pretend management is important. Same thing happened after 9/11 with a surge in remote work before it faded away. It's not just about govt control, it's about private enterprise jews controlling lives too

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Execution by aerial bombardment when?

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its time to remind you that two weeks ago i said bernie sanders would drop out within two weeks. making me right and my predictions blow the gay homo finn's predictions out of the water. I also bet no one even screenshotted it.

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MAGA
FUCK CHICOMS
FUCK EATING THE BUGS
FUCK LIVING IN THE CAPSULES
FUCK GETTING THE BRAIN CHIPS
FUCK DEMOCRATS
FUCK JOE
FUCK JEB!
FUCK (AND EXECUTE) THE PRESS
AND MAGA AGAIN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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FUCK AWOO FURRIES

Took ages to enforce their orders, didn't issue any until very late

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There's nothing wrong with listening to anime songs and lowering the pitch right?

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Is contraception still treason when in the soaplands of nipponland?

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because he can, even if he's too dumb to understand what a butt hook does
just like I can fire this out of a car while driving

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Wuz

A brand new one maybe, used pumps will go as low as $80

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>They'll be remote for a few months before employers decide they'd rather have people local to pretend management is important
That's why Trump should start the process right now and deport them during the shutdowns.

>eva is back

jfc

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Please jamb the chip deep into my brain using my anus as entry my kekess

You still need to have had income, nuggetbitch.
DAY OF THE APP IS COMING
NONE SHALL BE SPARED
GET
A
JOB

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Just right.
Awoo is not furry you dumb mexican faggot communist. Get aids and become a good communist, you bugchaser.

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AWOO!

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you're piping looks rusted, do you grease it properly?
did you temper it?

there's lots of floridamans out there, except for minn he's ded
been really slow today, lots of schizos trying to say things about topics they don't know like biology, electromagnetic energy and etc. a lot of people still convinced nothing is happening. we ded ded ded at the tune of 2kperday

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I guess they've got a NY/jew connection which is a big part of the problem

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I would like to get a maverick 88. but really just to get into the shop as a stupid project. I probably have most of the steel I would need to make a pretty simple single shot version.

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oof!

congrats

well done

noice

very nice

exceptional

goal accomplished

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>power could be out for 3 days
Good thing it's a pendemic and I have a room full of canned food and a generator.

I'M JOE BIDEN AND I WANT TO RAISE THE BIKES TO FIX THE TRASH CAN LIDS. YOU THINK I'M GUNNIN' YOU, JACK? AFRICA'S IN THE AMAZON. MY HOME STATE IS A PEACH. VELCRO ON THE MOUND. TAKE THAT TO THE BANK.

no you dont.

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Yes. Yes it is.

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biggest thing is, if you didnt temper, the barrel is gonna crack
and im gonna samefag because its important

Sadly a lot of those management jews are boomers; they won't deport until someone removes all the child sacrifice blood

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oh shit I wasn't even trying

Kek Donald Trump literally said that on multiple occasions

You don’t need a loicense to build your own gun user. However, if you decide to sell guns, you’ll need an FFL... although the government can’t “legally” track long guns

All the frens made it!

you'd think Florida would be the hot zone, what with all the old folks

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cringe

I didn't make that one I just grabbed it off images as an idea. I would be able to machine something a bit nicer as I have access to mills and lathes and stuff.

>everyone made it on time
MAGA

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So i should just go full genhis kahn mode and spread my genetic material?
I'll take the AIDS risk if its my duty

Us too Chelsea, us too.

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Pls don't speak ill about friendos he'll be back one day. Sorry about state of today, I was busi anyways at least so I didn't have to bare it I guess. If you and some other reasonable people stand up for what is right then the truth at least gets out there. Thank you very much for baking and tracking for future reference. Super important.

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Fuck your bank. Joe, what’s your middle name? Robinette? Credit Unions are better, Bucko

too hard to decontaminate anyway
>touch mask when taking off
>touch inside to block vent with tape
>touch cartridge when removing
>touch filter/prefilter to remove and put in oven/out in sunlight
too much work and will probably expose myself. I don't think its safe to use unless you decontaminate after every outing either but I could be wrong
>inb4 seethe poorfag

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What the hell's going on in ruralland, m8?

youtube.com/watch?v=LUzceYcr4gM

Hawt omg do I have corona or is I just hot after seeing this beauty

I don't know. Homemade shotgun seems like a good way to an hero.

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how did you get that picture of me in my bmw?

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>former drumpf supporters here!!111

>The Young Turds

The closest think I’ve seen to a puppet in the last two months is Joe Robinette Biden and anyone who thinks the CCP is telling the truth

FAAAAAAAAAAG

but seriously, nuclear codes

supreme gentlewoman network

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get metal that wasnt machined in china

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Yes, agreed. Build it

oh and also I HAVE EGGS I WIN
it's just dull, states finally admitting shutdowns will go into may just like i predicted, probly gonna be longer, italy looks like it's slowing a bit but i have to keep reminding everyone most of their cases are in north italy and it's pretty mild everywhere else so unless they keep quarantine in place it will actually be worse
italy numbers by age show that only TWO PEOPLE between 20-29 have died out of almost 20,000, this is what we're shutting down the world for. i learned earlier today that some of my elderly family members are fucking morons and going out to public places with no mask or anything and getting turned away and wondering why and i want to fucking beat them and tell them all this bullshit is being done for their sake so they should at least pretend to care or just walk out into traffic and save us all the trouble

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