My $1200 Trumpbux Deposit Is Pending

How are u getting 4,400 a month? On unemployment

As I understand it you're getting the money to stimulate the economy. You should contribute to a sector that has taken a huge hit, and that's prostitution. Give the money to your mom.

Im going to buy some another squad of scions and a few leman russ'es

unironically i probably will, i rarely eat any take out or fast food but once every other week or so ill get some chinese food.

$504/week max normally, they added $600/week ON TOP of that for coronachan.

And yet, it's cooming
IT'S COOMING

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nwo 4 life OP!
youtube.com/watch?v=Juqm94sUV_E

BUY SOME BTC

My mom is getting money too desu
And I know I'm joking about NEETBUX, but in all seriousness I'm trying to find a job. I'm in college so it's hard to find jobs with flexible hours for me to work around my classes (which I have to be home for now) but I'm looking every day. I hate being at home, I'm not a true NEET

But again, unemployment is only high because the government is paying you an extra $600/week, on top of the regular weekly payments, if you go on unemployment. The HABBENING RECESSION headlines never mention this tho

I would say "bitcoin!" But thats boring. Try out some video games and food user :) do some math and try to make the neet bux stretch out for a few months

wtf..

all these people getting trump bucks and i'm not getting shit..
why.
i worked all year and pay taxes.

this shit is only going to SOME people.

fuck that.

i'm going all in on LINK.

fuck your paper money.

wtf how do you get trumpbux I haven't got any thing not even a whisper my gf either

Yes, you worked and received money
What's the problem?

B*HOLE

File your taxes now and you will receive your $1200 user

1. My bank just might be ahead of the curve with processing the deposits
2. Go on the IRS website dummies. If you didn't file taxes for 2018 or 2019, they just made a portal for you to enter your direct deposit info

You don't even have to yet, see
They opened a portal for submitting your direct deposit info

What else could I possibly spend it on? Im a neet with no bills.

i filed taxes both years and have chase bank I'll check I haven't looked at my bank accout in ages so maybe i missed it

ATTENTION ALL TRUE NEETS (no dependent plebs) : TRUMO CAME THROUGH FOR US! WE GETTING TRUMP BUX. NO TAX RETURN REQUIRED!

irs.gov/newsroom/treasury-irs-launch-new-tool-to-help-non-filers-register-for-economic-impact-payments

>The non-filer tool, developed in partnership between the IRS and the Free File Alliance, provides a free and easy option designed for people who don't have a return filing obligation, including those with too little income to file.
>Using the tool to get your payment will NOT result in any taxes being owed.
>Lower income: Among those who could use Non-Filers: Enter Payment Info tool are those who haven't filed a 2018 or 2019 return because they are under the normal income limits for filing a tax return. This may include single filers who made under $12,200 and married couples making less than $24,400 in 2019.

irs.gov/coronavirus/non-filers-enter-payment-info-here

Who should use Non-Filers: Enter Payment Info to provide additional information to receive the Economic Impact Payment?
>Eligible U.S. citizens or permanent residents who:
>Had gross income that did not exceed $12,200 ($24,400 for married couples) for 2019
>Were not otherwise required to file a federal income tax return for 2019, and didn't plan to.

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I checked and it's still nothing
I guess my big mistake was the "someone can claim me as a dependent" shit

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My friend who has Chase can't see upcoming deposits (or at least can't figure out how) so maybe that's why

If you figure it out lmk so I can tell him where to look

Based

Why...did you say that...
Are you a dependent? If not at least ask your parents to give you the $500 they made off of your stupid ass

i normally can and I just checked and see nothing so maybe I just have to wait
I hope it comes soon I have $2 in my account

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I already gave TurboTax my deposit info and the IRS accepted it. Is that all I needed to do?

Stock up on food before everyone else goes and does the same.

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If you’re a dependent see if your parents claimed you and talk to them about having you removed as a dependent. That’s what I’m about to do.

I'm sorry, I've been there. I'm with a credit union so the timing might just be different. It's cooming don't worry (unless you're a dependent, then at least you have $2 with a guaranteed roof over your head/not $2 with rent and bills due)

You can't just be removed. The best they can do is not include you next year.

ah-bloo-bloo

What bank do you have?

I did another 3rd party online tax filer and apparently that's all they needed. I actually went on the IRS website to enter my deposit info manually because I didn't have an online account with IRS itself, and when I logged into my bank's website to get my account number I saw the deposit was already pending

It's the first time I ever filed my taxes. I live with my parents but I co-pay the rent, which is also the first time. I pretty much hesitated when the question came up.

If they haven't done their taxes yet, as them not to claim you if it doesn't make a big difference for their return. Then instead of getting $500 for claiming you, offer to split the $1200 you get $700/$500. It's $700 you wouldn't have gotten
>disclaimer:not sure if this is legal but neither is half of what the us govt does so

To Freeze
>Beef, Chicken, Fish
Medical Supplies
>Tylenol, first aid kit, bandaids, rubbing alcohol
Personal Care
>Floss, toothpaste, tp, kleenex, soap
Cleaning supplies
>Dish detergent, soap
Dry goods
>Canned foods, rice, beans, boxed foods, pasta
Other
>Guns, ammo,
Faraday cages
>Ammo box, tinfoil + bubblewrap

Wait for the 15th to see what happens. If your parents get the $500 might as well ask them for it since they're getting $1200 each anyway and you're paying for rent (not entirely dependent)

They don't get 500 for claiming you dummies. You have to to be under age 16 for them to get that extra 500.

If you don't see it pending, feel free to post a screenshot of your bank account here. I'm sure some nice anons here can help you figure out what the problem is.

Serious question. I sent in my tax return in the mail 4 days ago, using turbotax. $0 income, unemployed, etc. I qualify. Now they opened up this portal. Can i put all my direct deposit info in the portal as well even though technically i already sent in my tax return? My bank info wasnt on the actual turbotax account so i dont think the IRS has it.

They'll use this to audit all non-filers next year. Based Mnunchin.

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God I hope so my parents exiled me till this is over
not mad at them just needing those trump bux

Oh. I'm a childless adult who doesn't live with my mommy. What do I know

What about 2018 taxes? Also go for it why not

bullshit it starts on the 13th and can take up to 20 weeks for various things in the bill

yeah, I just checked.
Nothing

wanted to buy a shitbox 300c or something, but with coronabux i will be able to afford this instead.
talk me out of it lads.

carsales.com.au/cars/details/1952-cadillac-series-62-fleetwood-auto/SSE-AD-6428585

No didnt do 2018 taxes. Because on the portal it says dont proceed if you already filed in 2019, but i dont know if that only applies to people who are actually employed or make more than $0

It's definitely pending for the 15th, and it's definitely only 20+ weeks for people without direct deposit
dummy

Wife and I each got 1200 today. It's no big deal for people with full time jobs.

Cool, thanks

i did this but with that turbo tax thing earlier in the week. do you know if there's anything else i need to do?

It's not like if you try entering stuff on the portal they can penalize you, but I'm not a professional so do some research about it/if there can be delays etc.

Why did you mail it instead of doing online/direct deposit btw?

I just farted and it's fucking putrid lads. I'm on the verge of vomiting due to the strong sour smell. Like a mixture between an aged cheese, feet and back sweat.

If your bank info isn't on it, I would try doing the IRS portal. Just read your last part sorry

Why does this seem like a trap?

did a zyklon Braaap so bad the other day that my sister literally ran out of the house.

I’m just worried that I messed up entering the info or something and won’t get it. I hate my anxiety. I triple checked everything so I shouldn’t even worry but I do worry.

why didnt you enter your direct deposit info on the turbo tax stimulus form? that's what i did

Also does anyone else see a deposit? Not sure why I can see mine. Anyone else with a credit union like me?

I foolishly wanted to do it quickly and this was before the portal was released.

I'm the same way, just relax

Kek fuck off user. You made me look at my account and everything. Got my hopes up

Does it even matter if you aren't actually listed as a dependent?

You ever feel a huge fart coming but you're afraid you might end up defecating on yourself? It's tough man, I try so hard! AND GOT SO FAR! but in the end! IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER! I had to fall hahaha im sorry, I literally suffer from mental illness so you'll have to excuse my random outbursts.

I'm that way too, with literally everything. It should be fine, it seems like most people in the thread don't see anything yet. I'm with a credit union instead of a bank, so maybe the processing times are just different (less people/account info for a credit union vs a large banking conglomerate)

They are prioritizing the poorest people first. People who made less than $10K in 2019 get the first wave of checks.
Dependents get $0. Hope your parents enjoyed the tiny deduction they got a year ago.

>Chinese food.
-1 for not calling it "Chinks."

I have a different bank now from when I filed, I can't find anything on the IRS website to change my direct deposit HELP

Anything not made in China
If you must buy a game avoid Riot, Epic, Bluehole, Blizzard/Activision and Ubisoft. Make sure the company isn't taking bucks from Chang.

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too late man, that money is already on its way to israel.

realdoll

I...am....so.....happpy right now

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spend those trumpbux well friend.

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I'm being deadass. Are you with a credit union? I don't know why I can see it, the credit union thing is just a theory. I have a friend with Chase who doesn't see it yet. Don't lose hope, if I can see it I'm sure it'll show up for other credit unions/banks soon

Underrated post

I’m a fucking idiot. I knew I fucked something up. I messed up the middle digits of my SSN. I just went back to the site and fixed it and it let me submit again. I hope I didn’t fuck myself out of getting anything. God fucking damn it I’m so fucking stupid. Fuck.

Wrong.

Buy guns OP then you can have whatever you want by taking it from hoarders.

You changed banks since January? Also just use the portal on the IRS website. You enter your direct deposit info

I wonder if I should apply there "just in case." What happens if you get two? Or two hundred?

I am jealous. I have been a trump supporter from the beginning and now it feels like I’m not in his gang and not sharing the loot

Wait, that extra $600 is not a one time thing?

credit union user here
dont see shit

How do I get or apply for trumpbux? My job was one of the last ones in town to close and I've found nothing since. I'm considered an independent contractor so if I can 2 scoop with neet and trumpbux I'll be set

I did that but where does it say when to expect it? They emailed and said they accepted the e-file. I only did it to set up direct deposit since I had filed in 2018 but had them mail it.

$600/week for 16 weeks. You do the math.

sheeit. that is actually better than double centrelink.

scomo better give us petrol vouchers on top or something now.