ATLAS COMET - error in calculation, brace for a million shrapnels

So, they've miscalculated the orbit. Atlas might not hit us, but a bajillion shrapnels will. How do you plan do survive?

Between yellowstone, 5G, wuflu, pizzagate, qtardation, sanders refunds, complete lockdown and loss of right, social justice, etc. I think Atlas has currently the highest chances of royally buttfucking us.

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take your meds

>I think Atlas has currently the highest chances of royally buttfucking us.
Just the cherry on this shit sundae.

Hmmmmmmmm, no

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So, I see how it is, this one is twofold. I don't think I am prepared this. Yas Forums please, show me that you are alive and will survive this literal armageddon.

>will survive this literal armageddon.
but why tho

>Swarms of locust ass raping western Africa
Check
>Global "Boomer Remover" Pandemic funded by China Inc.
Check
>5G about to be rolled out worldwide fucking up your molecules and making your cells retarded
Check
>Comet hurtling towards us from out of deep space like a fast pitch from God
Check.
Wew Lads I love this time line.

You forgot about the Volcano that's happening right now

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Shut the fuck up. Every fucking year there are dozens of COMETS THAT ARE GONNA END LIFE AS WE KNOW IT

meanwhile they are LITERALLY molding OUR world to THEIR agenda.

wake the fuck up or shut the fuck up.

This nigger is muddying the water.

For reference, a tiny sample of leaked data.
Atlas gonna shotgun us. :(

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>We miscalculated the orbit just a tad
>Miss, what exactly is a tad?
>In space terms that's about half a million miles

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cont.

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Kek, that's me.
Just a logical deduction.
If Covid-19 prevents oxygenation of blood and 60Ghz is the frequency at which 98% of the wave is absorbed by oxygen, the two problems compound.
One caveat is that we can't even into 26 Ghz yet.

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so what retarded larp/conspiracy theory will you latch on to next once it has been proven in 2 hours that Q is a larp and soon, the ATLAS larp will be proven retarded
unironically kys in minecraft

Atlas comet is really just a front for comet ping pong. The adrenochrome conspiracy is real. I stocked up on 25L of unpasteurized milk just in case

Do they ring?

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Question OP how do you know if the people not sticking to the plan are not bots but rather real anons trying to make you think that the position they portray is the bot shill opinion so that you default to the opposite of what they are saying?

the fuck is this schizolicious image?

Modern day plagues.

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Trump nigger

Take your meds.

They keep deleting this movie trailer. It's about a comet striking Earth.

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We are going to be fine bro.

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Mate, I am playing for...
It's my Dämon zweiter Gattung.

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5G corona corona biden trump BBC titan comet ids habeebing

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trump will fire rockets into space to stop the shrapnel

Why did Jannies immediately delete my thread about shills, but this actual shill thread stays up.

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an astroid will hit new york city and kill 80,000 people. Qanon and pizzagate is real. Hillary is going to jail.

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these images feel like some kind of ocular assault, i feel like im being brainwashed. theyre only getting worse

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Let me help you, fren.

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can someone make an image of this kind of stuff using that shift enter paste thing in paint of goatse moving around the screen oh yea 20

After all is said and done though, the only thing on people's mind is how to use this in an opportunist fashion. Really a testament to both the arrogance and endurance of mankind.

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どうして黒人のちんぽをしゃぶったの?

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>muh prometheans meme
I don't have any animal images on hand, what are you gonna do, janitor me 63 times?

This is completely made up. It would have to completely explode to be of any danger to us

Look at the fucking source, faggot.
It appears some of us are computationally challenged on levels beyond human comprehension.

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You're right user, the others are shills
:^)

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Good. Bring it on.

what the fuck are these weird pictures?

Did someone say CBB?

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This?

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Oh my, look, another Qtard. Go neck yourself.

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The shrapnels are 2-3 times the size of earth, so I just plan on looting a couple stores, drinking a bottle of whiskey and dying.

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ATLAS is meant to be closest to us on a new moon

...

not even sure what number that is

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Atlas comms

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>hurtling

The absolute state of leaf education.

Someone off their meds. Also someone who likes using mspaint.

Q is love, Q is life. You know you want to get into my big black box.

Now get in the box faggot, Q said it was safe and the big scary bad men will touch you in all the wrong places if you stay outside it.

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I need my trumpbux and I need them now! I need to be able to buy my fallout moon shelter before the 5G pizzagate atlas comet antennas come online.

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it was never slated to hit us you absolute retard

kids seriously need to go back to school

It's a comet.

It won't do shit. It will burn up EXTREMELY fast.

This forced meme seems to be one of Bill Gates' latest strategies.

Does anyone here speak jive?

>brace for a million shrapnels
which would burn up in the atmosphere

>tfw you accidentally train neural networks to read this garbage by trying to hide from neural networks
Pepe's a frog 10

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Its real

>Jews left out of COG
Congress not allowed bye bye dual citizens
>ZOG defeated by COG
ALL your missiles we sold you have BACKDOORS, thanks intel
>Zionist left outside to die while we survive inside
Enjoy your shit tier fallout shelters MOSSAD, WE OWN THE MOUNTAINS

>ECG
ENDURING CONSTITUTIONAL GOVERNMENT
Continuity of Government
>CONTINUITY OF GOVERNMENT
COG is in charge now. The presidential seal has been removed.
>we are at war
Invisible enemy, chinese sleeper cells, many subversive shills...
>but COG is in charge now
WHAT DOES IT MEAN FOR YOU?
youtu.be/z28GCi3AVNI
>compete cold war history of COG
From mystery bunkers like Mount Pony where the FED keeps 400 Billion in cash like breaking bad or the plans we had to evacuate the president on dummy planes is in this doc!!!
Part 2 coming soon about FUTURE COG with AI controlled continuity

The shill, Shareblue, Brock, Obama, and all you tranny kikes are going to be rounded up and sent to GITMO or Tribunaled....

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I will be hiding in my toilet paper fort.

Fuck you i don’t have any animal pics
Only 5 can divide 5 and dudeweedlol

hopefully a huge chunk off it lands off the coast from me here.
giant tsunamis are kino

and nobody is living forever, might aswell go out in style

neat concept, but I feel like you're gonna get just as many people fucking with you as actual bots you're trying to defeat. The best method is to just not reply to them and pretend like they're not there. Report low quality content to the jannies and encourage high-quality discussion. Ask direct questions if you have to. If they're making ¥0.50 per post, make them work for it.

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