Fucked up bad today guys >Walking out of restaurant >Hot young teen petite girl is outside with a clipboard and flags me down >”are you registered to vote” >nervously giggle but I let her know that I’m not to which she asks if I would like to register, I oblige. >as I’m going through the sections we’re having a good chat, I tell her today was my cheat day since I usually stick to a strict workout regimen. >I say this so she recognizes my body >”yeah lol you look good!!” >”okay now what’s your party preference?” >About to fill out republican but then instantly pause because I get scared and go and fill out Democrat >she smiles and says bye, saying I would maake a hood fit for the job since I’m good at talking and I should apply
What do I do Yas Forums, I don’t want to be a fucking democrat. How can I change it, holy shit I feel ashamed to even TRUMPpost now. Please help me
So you fell for a pretty basic trick of using a pretty girl and asking survey questions, resulting in the person answering (you) giving answers favorable to what they want.
This is a really basic trick and falling for it once is fine, but falling for it continually marks you as forever low iq.
Ethan Morales
>not registered as a democrat because you want to troll thier primary >register as a democrat because you are a simp
Fuck off fag discord is for trannies and the fact you have to shill it with images is telling.
I’ve never voted before always too lazy to go out and last year for my local election they sent me a ballot in spanish
I only did it once I swear
Xavier Torres
>Walking out of restaurant Where? every restaurant near me is closed or doing takeout only
Blake Williams
How were you even able to walk into a restaurant with coof going around? You're fucking gay kys faggot kek sux my pepe.
Jose Foster
This local chinese restaurant is still open but you can’t eat inside of course.
Daniel Hernandez
>went to a restaurant >political volunteers working out in public
You know how I know you’re lying ?
Ryan Fisher
You gave up your beliefs for a conversation with unobtainable jailbait. Do not get into any relationship or you'll be the next Yas Forumstard posting about BBC and looking for a bull you aren't "required to prep" for your new mistress.
Josiah Diaz
S I M P I M P
Isaiah Butler
Dude fuck off we still have volunteers they just wear masks and have you sign their papers
Benjamin Price
>Bragging about working out for female validation >Giggling like a girl when a woman talks to you >Pretending to be a fucking democrat God what a massive fucking simp. Disgusting. I bet women throw up after talking to you.
Luke White
Guy’s I feel like I should confess. There is a part of the story I am not telling because I’m scared of what you’ll say.
This. Always make sure you can sabotage the opposing parties primaries.
Ethan Roberts
>I don’t even know what your flag is I didn't expect you to know, cletus >LMAO YOU ARE IRRELEVANT Aren't we all? >do you even know how American Politics work? I'm not an expert but I probably know more than the average american >Are you fluent in english? Yes, I am, very much so. Although I don't see how not being fluent would be a problem. I mean, do you even speak any language other than english? Doubt it, retard.
Eli Roberts
It's always best to be either Independent or Democrat, so the IRS will be less likely to fuck with you.
That said, you can use your Democrat powers to fuck with their primaries.
If you're a Republican this weak and shallow, no political party needs your vote, just forget about politics, you got messed around by a pretty girl talking to you, what right to an opinion on anything do you really have?
You know you can register as independent or other? I voted for Trump in 2016 and will be in 2020 and in still listed as an independent voter. You also don't need to talk about politics at work, yeah I know right? Who would of known?!
You're retarded.
Camden Perez
you will be raked last
Andrew Adams
No she was kinda lightskin, and she wore clothes from the 70s.
Gabriel Parker
You can't vote in primaries, only the final election. At least in Texas, we weren't allowed to vote for which Dem we wanted to win, only the party we registered for. Makes me wonder if I get to vote at all if I'm independent.
Brody Young
Gross.
Fucking kike.
Julian King
Political parties are anti-American.
Nathaniel Jackson
Do you get off telling fake stories to people on the internet you don't even know?
Alexander Lewis
In WA Bernie probably lost the primary because of his voters being independents who got like 100k of their ballots thrown out for being improperly marked (you have to openly state on your mail ballot whether it's Democrat or Republican, they will throw it away if it isn't).
Lol.
>realizing you no longer live in a republic but a duopoly
But hey beating the USSR was important, two parties is much more free than one party.
>the ballots are secret how do you find out where they are?
Hudson Foster
I have total regret now, for not filling up my skin flaps when I had my entire abdomen peeling from extreme sunburn
Noah Lopez
Where in America can one still eat in a restaurant & speak to others less than 6' apart?
Does this place really exist?
Kevin Hughes
Republiturds confirmed betas that dont stand up for their beliefs Sad!
Logan Murphy
Take out and not everyone is a schizo believe in the hoax virus
Robert Collins
based
Benjamin Hall
FPBP!!!
Leo Carter
master baiter here
John Rogers
Voge Bidet WC und Dusche
Easton Cruz
Vote for the fucktards that nobody in the Democratic Party wants in the primary - you could literally write in Bernie, vote all Republican in November.
Dylan Thompson
Absolute beta move my dude. What you should do? Probably never fucking interact with her again and change your party affiliation to none immediately. This is why I always get a kick out of you gym rat homos. Nothing but compensation for your beta personality and ugly face.
Ayden Scott
You didn’t even offer her any of your delicious foot skin pocket candy? AND you registered Democrat? She probably thought you were a fag. No wonder she walked away.
