Stop drinking

God I love cigarettes. Nothing like smoking 3 and 1/2 packs of Pall Mall 100’s a day. My mom tells me not to smoke in the house, but even if I don’t, I still love to stick the cigarette butts I don’t eat into an ash tray in my room. Ah, I just love the smell of cigarettes in the morning. Takes me back to the good ole days when my uncle (now deceased, god rest his soul) would occasionally let me out of his basement in the morning to smoke a cowboy killer with him. The fragrance of burnt paper, leaves and carnivores just takes me back to all the many good times I’ve had while burning a fag, and my legs quiver every time I grab a whiff of the smoke. I wish I hadn’t quit, but my uncle is right, it does make my mouth taste funny and what girl would want that? Oh well, I will always cherish my childhood memories.

Wake up have two while coffee brews, have two more while having coffee, eat breakfast have two more, have one before I shower, shower, get dressed leave for work and have four or five on the way in depending on traffic... you get the idea.
Don't start smoking.

I’m more of a suppository man myself

Ah shit he kinda does look like iron mike

sounds like him too

maybe you should some force to make it happen

Jfc I work 12hr shifts in a factory and would chain smoke through all my breaks, on the way to and from work, when I got home, and I still wasn't at a pack a day.

HAD A LOL TODAY FROM THIS GUY

WHATS AN ABUELA IT@S DAMN FUNNY

BASED BLACK ARMY DUDE

Chicongo put a curfew on liquor sales because the jigs wouldn't stop gathering in front of they likka sto.

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Its mexican for grandma

>do it for big mama

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This guy is a fucking joke. The way he talks to the American people is insulting.
First, he patronizes us to not use masks because we are apparently too stupid to wear them correctly, so he just blatantly fucking lies and tells us they won't protect us. Then, he uses that stupid ethnic talk when addressing the black and Latino population, as if every black and Latino uses the same gay-ass words for their relatives that his faggot family does. And he always says "Lean in," like he is trying to impress some SJW manager of his in HR.
He's a fucking idiot and once again Trump hires a buffoon in a very powerful leadership position.

be nice
it's easter
please
for once

Do it for Martin Lawrence, do it for Eddie Murphy in The Nutty Professor

Took way too long to find this response.

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why do you have a picture of Terell Owens in the OP? that's not mike tyson

If he said it like that he's pretty based. Frank and too the point

*spits chew at nigger*

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i dont have an abuela....but my kids will

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Holy fuck when I did love smoking I couldn’t suck down that much smoke in half a day without wanting to die.

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Whoah who is this slutty politician.

Look how little the state thinks of you.

Hahaha Goys

some brazilian latina i would totally fuck

Huh?

source pls

>Don't wear masks
Masks reduce chance of contracting virus by 50-95%
>Don't smoke
Smokers are significantly underrepresented in COVID patients due to the smoke's tendency to down-regulate ACE2 reducing inflimation

Can we just bust out the guillotines and fix this problem like a civilized society?

Oh my god, the fucking mutts are at it again.
JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY.
No one cares about your shithole of a country.
If you don't die to wuflu you'll die do obesity, some lunatic with a gun, yellowstone or just your own gawddamn room temperature IQ.
Like, really, first the Qtards and now an relentless, neverending spam of slidethreads with literal nignogs giving health advice? Just why.

Just to hammer my point home, I forgot my picture anyways: look at the fucking stats, mutts will bankrupt themselves if they even attempt to treat all their obese cunts. Actually, being funneled into a hospital or a massgrave... they might end up forming a blackhole given their unbelieveable mass.

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If you die to COVID you're weak and should've died awhile ago.

That is not Mike Tyson that is Damon Wayans

youtube.com/watch?v=MTAaosUQqPY

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Get the fuck off my board if you hate mutts so much. This is an American website.

Owned by a Jap

Should've thrown in when he said you don't need a mask

You don't. If you're so weak that COVID would kill you then you deserve to die.

>abuela
this fucking spic

I think it would've helped people from spreading it so easily.

I want it to spread. We need the weak to die.

That sure is one way to look at it, I just hope stuff stays closed so they send out another check.

I hope the checks stop. I pay tens of thousands in taxes a year already and this shit is gonna make it worse for me.

I didn't notice that until you said it. He has the lispy voice too.

Based and Wintergreen pilled

Lol @ the Thurgeon General

Post of the day!
/4chinz for 52 minutes

Benson. There's a whole tv series about him.

>Stop being so selfish and think of others for once in your miserable lives.
i did, that's why i stopped.

I love Snus, it tastes much better than any other of the pouch versions of dip and it's easy to just pop in anywhere. Started using it in high school so I didn't need a spitter in class and have been using it since.

Is this the sort of thing they say to make sure they stay on the plantation?

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Don't you mean you hope...
I hope the checth thtop. I pay tenth of thouthandth in taxeth a year already and this thhit ith gonna make it worthe for me?

I agree with everything you said but

>very powerful leadership position

The Surgeon General is two levels below the Secretary of HHS. Not all that powerful.

Cursed post

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I don't even know what you mean by this. Are you saying I have a lisp because I went to college and have a good job?

not going to do anything, i'm a hermit
youtube.com/watch?v=xKcbYUwmmlE

because youre probably working the other eight hours nigger

He's not stupid, you think they actually thought masks don't work?

I’m doing it for my mamaw

I’ll drink my shine.

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Why is she dressed like a escort?