Okay, which one of you fuckers caved

It’s been three weeks without Chinese food, and I fucked up. It’s just so god damn delicious!

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No eat doge.

2 years vegan here

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Nice try Chang, your families business is going under. Chinkoid food is just shitty indian food, all the flavor and spices taken out, and smothered in oil. Chink food is the biggest waste of money.

i prefer lentils

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Whatever dude. I am about to smash on some spring rolls and eggplant but you can keep the strike going if you want to

Chinks are cannibals.

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"Chinese" food is terrible
>muh sugar+food

>Chinese food

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Peak soi.

Based. I only eat meat I kill myself.
Veganism and vegetarianism are also acceptable. Anything else is literally fag shit.

What strike? I'm just telling you to stop with the dogs, Cheng.

You look like some faggot named Greg

Man, I remember that picture from like 1992. You got a venerable and ancient meme folder.

>sickly green skin
yeah we can tell

American "Chinese" food is great, actual Chinese food is fucking disgusting

there are two types of vegans: those who eat meat, and liars.

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Literally NEVER again. IDC if it's American food prepped Chang's style. I can fry chicken in sweet and sour sauce and eat with sticks at home. Ban everything china. NO. Kill every thing China. I wouldn't even bleach one of their women without disemboweling them now.

Nothing you cant cook yourself with better ingredients and minimal effort

LO MEIN GANG GET IN HERE

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Panda Express for life.

Had Thai curry stew

Its not even that great. Seriously don't understand why people love it. Do you all just have an addiction to MSG?

>Okay, which one of you fuckers caved
>Chinese food, and I fucked up. It’s just so god damn delicious!

This phrasing is weird. It doesn't sound like it was written by a native english speaker.

>Reddit
Both you and the nig in the beans have to go back.

Haven't had chinese food since I read about the virus in january

guess I'm racist now

Ugh they don't even remove the guts
Dear God how disgusting
Looks so rubbery

Never was a fan to begin with. The only "ethnic" food I eat is pasta.

>caved
I don't understand.

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>i kill myself
me too user
me too

Just had Thai red curry coconut so not quite but there was probably at least 1 chinese in the restaurant. China town in Vegas is totally up and running like nothing is happening. Fuck I hope that was chicken and not cat. Fuck.

> It’s been three weeks without Chinese food
Why? It's not typically made by Chinese people. The food produce doesn't come from fucking China you fucking god damned idiot.
I mean I understand being careful but you're just being fucking retarded.

looks tasty desu

I mean seriously what you're doing is the equivalent of me being tomatoes, ground beef, taco seasoning, sour cream, salsa, etc from the store and making Tacos and you won't eat them because you're scared of a Mexican virus.
The FOOD ISNT FROM CHINA.
ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID!?
WHY ARE PEOPLE LIKE THIS!?
Grow an IQ mother fucker.

Literally having leftover shrimp and mixed veg carryout rn.

It seems that chink shills have a new propaganda strategy.

>Haven't had chinese food since I read about the virus in january
WHY!?
God I can't stand the world being full of stupid people it hurts. You cringe me. This is why we can't have nice things.
If I get beef and put curry on it does that give you Indian virus from india?
What if I flavor it like Chinese food does that give you china virus?
ITS JUST THE WAY ITS COOKED AND THE FLAVORING MOTHER FUCKERS.
The chicken, the beef, the vegitibles are all local. It's the same as eating a god damned hamburger. What the fuck!?

That's not really chinese foood. It's western chinese food. Real chinese food is very different.

Learn to cook

I think it's some retarded migaboomer political thing. They're angry at China for being filthy subhumans who eat dogs and bats. While I agree the Chinese are disgusting, I see no reason to make a fuss about it. Who cares.

learn to make your own
we don't need these third world garbage people just their food

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good roundeye yesss enjoy our slanty eyed spacker food

It's always garbage quality meat that isn't cooked through or something - fucks my stomach up every time. Japanese food, on the other hand, is fit for the gods.

Yeah traditional chinese food is a dog that was slowly kicked to death sauteed in feces cooked over a car engine.

I heard vegans suffer from zinc deficiency that makes them higher risk for covid death syndrome.

Fried chicken with transparent BBQ sauce is not “Chinese” food. Nor is de-sauced spaghetti with additional oil and salt. You're just a fat nigger.

The only one in my town shut down for mysterious reason when the civil attack happened...I will investigate further

Japanese food is awful. I'll concede it's not directly disgusting and unappetizing like Chinese food, but it's not something you'd eat if you're not in danger of starving to death. Every actual Japanese dish tastes like seaweed and those horrible sweet beans they use all the time. Then it's that grotesque root they got that tastes like someone dipped old people's feet in vinegar and squeezed it to a paste. Always a hit with the Japanese.

Trust me, I've had a Japanese girlfriend. Stay away from Japanese food.

>It’s been three weeks without Chinese food, and I fucked up. It’s just so god damn delicious!
Are you able to taste the spit and snot rockets?

I make Orange/Sesame chicken. But I put it on potatoes instead of rice because of my culture.

Chinese food is greasy and disgusting and it all tastes the same

Also fuck their idea of meat 'preparation'. Literally just taking a whole chicken, chopping it up with a giant cleaver, and then serving it, tiny broken bones and all.

americanized chinese food, retard
only the local places with ultra shit food cook dogs and cats

It shows.

美国式的中国菜也有一定的价值,有的地方做得挺好。

This is better than 95% of chink food.

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There's a nigger in your BEENZ

Show us how unhealthy you look clean shaven. I bet you have acne and rotten teeth. You make me sick

Danny, I know that we've been best-friends for 13 years, but I simply cannot stand the stench of your veggie farts anymore. And before you say anything, no it is not natural. The smell is specific and surreally horrible, like rotten eggs, burnt tires, and decayed fruit. God forbid we are indoors where the smell lingers for hours on end and permeates the entire room, to other rooms as well, so even when you purposefully go to another room or the bathroom to fart, its unavoidable. Even when we are outside, the smell canvases a wide area and seems to linger on you, especially as they're pron to come out watery, not to mention you just fart ALL THE TIME. That makes it fucking embarrassing to do anything in public with you, like farting in the movie theater and angering people and often having to excuse yourself from something to go wipe your ass down with wet wipes. Worst of all, I even anticipate the noxious odor just at the sight of you and its an intense memory, along with remembering the arguments when you first got into this veganism and excoriated me for animal abuse. I break down crying sometimes seeing our old high school photos, because not only to miss the way you were, but Veganism has tarnished all my memories of you.

And I'm afraid, it's just too much. The constant and awful farts, the unwillingness to change and the emotional exhaustion has left me feeling that I just don't want to see you anymore. I know you've had problems with your girlfriend Jessica. As you know, she's my friend too and we've kinda bonded over the past two years regarding this ordeal. I hope you take this a man, but she wants to change her diet and break up with you. Jessica is mine now Danny and well, she's living with me now and we're going Paleo.

I know you're angry, but once you take the time to cool-off and stop farting like a machine gun when you get angry, I know you'll accept this is only fair. Maybe one day, we can be friends again. Goodbye

That's american chinese garbage

Here's hotpot

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Based and fibrepilled.

Looks like something you've scrounged out of a garbage bag.

Wtf

I wanted some delicious sesame chicken for dinner, but when I got there, they were closed.

t. has never prepared their own food

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I spent years fucking around in China and lemme tell you, burger Anons ITT you have not had real Chinese food in all likelihood. "Chinese food" is even a misnomer, it's super different from region to region.. I can't say it's all good, and yeah, some ppl in the south eat e v e r y t h i n g. I did try dog down there, not bad tbf. Anyway, China is based, befriend your local Chinese bros/hotties.

Yes I have. That looks like the shit I throw away after I'm done cooking a meal. I won't even ask what the brown goop is. Or the other brown goop. Or the third brown goop.

perfect now i can make id scan thx bro