Go out for a walk on a sunny day

>go out for a walk on a sunny day
>stopped in your tracks by pic related
>"you done took the wrong corner white boi"

what do?

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call them NIGGERS

Invite them to a game of chess

I bet you dream about gay sex every day don't you nigger

draw my ccw

find the nearest white woman to offer as tribute.

I want to make it to the store to restock on my onions before they close

>Co jest kurwa?

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pull out my gun and shoot them epic style

Poopoo Peepee

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Get down on my knees and beg them for their seed

You clearly interupted homosexuals, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Beg for my life and shoot them both dead if I’m cornered and have no other options

Anyone who calls me white boi gets called ape nigger. I don't care if its mike tyson

Haha, he’ll yeah! Blast those NIGGERS

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White boi

Has Mutts law changed in the last few years?
Used to take longer than this

Start shooting

Apologize and flirt with them desu

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Underevoled enslaved monkey nigger.
Essentially genetic poop evolutionarly.
Wuz neva Gods or Elohim

I invite them over for a few games of mortal kombat; they are clearly taking care of themselves and a cut above your average nigger

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*BANG*
*BANG*

What a shame...all that weightlifting and roids for nothing.

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>skipping leg day

never gonna make it

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Walk away. What, am I supposed to start beating up everyone on the street live some type of maniac?

Shoot them

Strip naked and start tugging my dick. Noone wants to wrestle a wanker.

Ah, I see I've stumbled into MAGA Country

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sup G, lemme get an eighth of bubba kush

Repeatedly call them niggers, try to provoke them to attack me and magdump when they do

Nice try Mohammed, I’m jewish

>sorry don't have change

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Sell them crack

Keep on running since they’re in public in broad daylight

Scalp their nigger curly hair

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Based race baiter

Never put my in a situation where that would happen. Not many nogs where I live but in the very unlikely chance that would happen bullet(s) trump muscles all day every day. Prefer the to avoid that scenario all together though.

Provoke them into trying to punch me by calling them niggers, then shoot them with my Taurus Judge Magnum. Get away with it due to Texas castle doctrine.

FUCKING BASED

I'm not white, so I assist them in fighting whatever invisible ethereal demon they're confronting.

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tell simeon panda that he is a fake natty !

kike

Why that nigger on the left standing on his toe?

>pic unrelated

Turn around, drop my trousers and present my bussy to satisfy them with. It's the only way

>take basketball from my backpocket
>do a 360 degree dunk and walk away

Based

We are the same brother, why do you insult me?

/thread

Mock them for being manlets and that they can't lift as much as I can

if they are being serious
>turn 180 walk away
if they keep on me
>draw muh gun
>bang bang
if they're somehow coming at me after taking a 410 center mass i'll run, then try my best to save them because I'm not a nigger who lets people die.

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Dudes who shape this much are usually a little bit gay. They're more likely to want you to check them out and admire their abs than rough you up.

The lean and mean times are the worry.

ask them if they ridin' with biden of course

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Pull my Glock and hold it correctly. Not sideways like they do.

tell them i would like to thank their dads for doing such a good job raising 2 boys
then while they have tears in their eyes kick em both in the nuts and take their wallets.

>Clearly. Stay back. This is not social distancing.
>*COOF* *COOF*

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Calf flex nigga

trick question, ghetto niggers dont bodybuild like that, those are white-presenting bug-blacks

What wrong corner could lead you to two black body builders flexing for a photo shoot? If anything they’d be mad you were blocking the light and ask you to leave

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simeon panda is 6'1.......

sideways bullets do 40% more damage against gangbangers

nigga layin there just taking the beating not even tryna get up and fight4

I get on my knees and apologize for slavery, and offer to be their sissy wh*teboi slave and pleasure their BBCs.

Have them get raped by a trap

Are you a wizard?

>Oh sorry I must have turned into the "heart attack after 1 minute of fighting" street by mistake, thanks for the heads up!

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