Are you ready for new Marvell heroes?
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fun fact that's not a backpack it's a portable fridge.
Its like its actually a fucking joke. I'm pissed.
disgusting
as a manga reader I wholly support this decision, I hope DC follows
What even is can that where and do so how is who even did does it ?
Daniel Kibblesmith's wife is out of your league
Is that super Shannequa of the hood with her bottomless backpack of shoplifting?
He's a jewish millionaire who's a script writer in cartel holywood, of course his wife is out of user's league.
DC turned Bruce Wayne into Bruce Wang and Alfred into a gay chink from hong kong, while cat-woman is a self insert of the chink philiphino bitch who writes that pedo fantasy for old creep women to scratch their cooch to retarded high schoolers.
what about the bull?
Based
#MAGAwithDACA
>Got anything to say about this shit?
Why would I try to stop Disney's Marvel from self immolation? Let them do stupid shit that makes no profit.
This capeshit has been for onions boys for decades now nothing new here
bahahahaha
As a reddit moderator I'm really excited for ths one too!
Daily reminder that this character is just a knock off of Fat Chance
I knew it sounded familiar. This lazy asshole just got drunk and watched Adult swim. Fucking hell I do that every night for free, and he gets to write comic books
Here's hoping he's not so unoriginal he rips off my personal favorite character Brick Frog
>Not my precious Marvel Comicbook heros!!!
>Cultural touchstone that helps shape populist mindsets
Okay retard
Brick frog deserves his own series
you don't think the genpop is already brainwashed by that bullshit?
it's too late bruh, if youre not working towards the Escape Plan already, you need to get in quick
What the hell kind of body proportions are these? She looks like Eggman. Legs are way too thin.
Is that some new alien ape race? Neat
Alright fair call.
I’m ready!
Fucking kek’d and checked
A truly happy ending
Without the nose/chin job and the oversized teeth caps I'd say that Jewess is a 3/10 as far as Jewesses go, but I can't be too sure until I see her tits.
I also have been deeply in love with batman in a homoerotic fashion the majority of my life so I/m not a big marvel guy.
Isn't she more a knockoff of that children's show about the little spic girl with a magic backpack?
Not Internet Gas, he's /our/ guy.
wtf. really nice, donny
What is 30 minutes observation, I wonder.
And their main adversary, the villain, Wermacht! Wearing full Hugo Boss, this dastardly evil can turn himself into poison gas. No cuffs or prison can hold him! How will all these gay and retarded minorities defeat such a foe?
probably filming his own moves and beating off
based
Batman is a solid character but I've always liked Marvel for Dr. Doom and Deadpool (pre-meme).
I don't think Dora was morbidly obese.
Comic book faggots bring out these trendy characters every decade or so. They are usually forgotten about in a year or so.
You got me dead over here lmao
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PEPE!
First time seeing this. Never cared about comic book trash but holy shit lol
Don't even like cape shit. I'm saying that this sort of shit infects everything. Nigger.
>make black character
>don't give them black features other than big lips
I've yet to see an actual african hero, most of them look mixed lmao.
MALARKEY DETECTED
But still, it's even the same color scheme. It's like if that Dora grew up to be fat. That's how I see the guy's thought process at least.
dude reeks of beta , did anyone see the footage of him on that reality show couple bullshit. it was painful to watch.
pontificate the aroma
>and if everyone's super, no one is.
Deadpool 2 already had a character whose super power was diabetes.
Anyone else notice Snowflake and Safespace are Chirico Cuvie's gay black son & daughter?
Basically a female fat chance...
Everyone ready to short Disney stock?
So Dora the Comedora just runs around 2 beats short of a heart attack (like a fucking pigeon) while the black SJWs create a shield around her protecting her from bad web sites?
hahaha
She'll have to defeat coronachan first.
Jesus Christ do they expect people to buy this?
What's her superpower? Having a shortened lifespan due to severe health complications (i mean uhh....genetics)?
So I went ahead and found a torrent for this comic.
In issue 12 Trailblazer is gasping for air due to hyper insulin levels and Safepace attempts to create a shield around her to save her sugar levels and revive her metabolism. She asks that Boots and Backpack be cared for in her dying moments. Safespace continues creating his force field in the hopes that her insulin levels decrease.
It doesn't work.
Dora/Trailblazer dies from kidney failure after a prolonged 10 minute battle in front of her comrades and cries "If only I chose the road that didn't have the ice cream cone". She was 19.
Pretty dark.
>300lbs
>has thigh gap somehow
OMG she so thicc finally diversity is making comics better.
The only hero we need in the NWO
America has no cult-
The cult of NWO