What are you going to use your stimulus check for?

What are you going to use your stimulus check for?

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a gun and drugs probably

Fixing up my car. Smokes. Beer n puss.

DeWalt thickness planer, Wen mini-lathe and a Craftsman jointer. With tax, that comes to $1,076.18.

it doesn't even cover my rent

Paying off debt. Fuck the economy.

Thats actually a really good idea

Utah Goldbacks

A new computer or save for PS5.

rent + bills because i am poor sod.

blowjobs

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Guns

Some of us are too wealthy to qualify. So I’ll just continue receiving my biweekly paychecks and living the good life.

New pressure caner and autoclave.

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Recreational drugs from China probably.

I'm a guitar maker. These will save me a lot of steps.

Using it twords dental implants, I'll never have a toothache again

Furniture

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$1800/2wks for unemployment + stim check? ima be smoking the shyeeet, buying anime dvds and plus having my mummy pay me for sharing my tendies

Use it towards a masters degree

I got my tax return and I get the stimulus. I put it in my bank account

Why when your mom gives them away free?

>What are you going to use your stimulus check for?
weed and some new videogames. i might buy a minifridge too

I was in line at the liquor store and overheard a guy say "well yeah, I'm gonna buy a new AR with mine. Call it my government gun". Even degenerates know.

Investment portfolio

Synthetic smack? I heard that shit is extremely potent .

Build a new AR.

Yeah mean. It sucks, I'm just sitting on my ass waiting for my $5000 check next week.

Save it and invest when everything really hits rock bottom.

Yeah, if we ever get them.

Hell, I'm not even sure I'll get one. I did file taxes in 2018, but I owed, so I have an installment plan to pay each month, they direct withdraw money from my account.

Given the nature of Beurocracy, I'm sure they'll say "Well, we don't have your Direct Deposit info, it's not the same thing"

So I don't think I'll get the money anyway, even though I really need it.

weed

I'm using my monthly $2000 CAD Trudeaubux to short the Canadian dollar

Spending it on BBC.

Do toothpastes get Trumpbux too?

penis stem cell injections to increase both girth and length

ACOG

A new TV

Save it in case nobody is hiring IT after this ends...

I picked a shitty time to quit help desk and try and move up to sysadmin.

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why do Americans get free money?
:(

based, black cock is supreme

Put in in my bug out kit.

If you qualify for stimulus you don't earn enough money and need to work harder.

I JUST GOT MY TRUMP BUCKS CHECK UR BANKS MINE DEPOSITED ~7 PM TODAY

1200 DOLLARIDOOS!!!!!!!!!

>New pressure caner

Wisconsin aluminum foundry pressure cooker..They're not cheap but you'll never wear it out

i will get 2k per month for at least 4 months. paid to not work. stay poor wagies in your cagies

why would i do that when i got all these trump bucks!?!! +750 a WEEK coming once this 600 added to unemployment kicks in lets gooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Buying doujins, eroge, and onaholes
No JAVs tho.

I'm gonna buy a Sony a6400 mirrorless camera and a lens

Believe it when I see it

Trudeau will have to keep it going far longer than 4 months kek

50% of witch you have to pay tax on in 2021 XD

With as many going out as there is I highly doubt they are gonna get that deep into investigation. I bet as long as you filed 2019 or 2018 and you didn't make over the limit they will just say fuck it n give it to you, Best of luck fren

puts

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Pokerbros

Land of the free,home of the Whopper Hansel

New pair of boots
Check out the vidya scene, see if anything piques my interest
That’s about it. I’ll put the other ~900 bucks in my savings.

Going to run NWO ads on the site

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Aw poor leaf, no $ for all dressed chips poor guy

>What are you going to use your stimulus check for?
stimulants. preferably cocaine.