/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3111

Rate my PrEP boyyyyys

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are the turkey riots gonna ammount to much?

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Bonnie Henry lied and people died
Theresa tam is a CCP plant

Ptg got gay as fuck what's going on in here ?

Shitty haiku desu

She gets paid by the globalists to lie

I can't wait for 2nd wave...only regret is no bunker tomboy...

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twitter.com/M101News/status/1248680631871078401?s=20

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nytimes.com/interactive/2020/04/10/upshot/coronavirus-deaths-new-york-city.html

Sauce

>IMG_20...
are you the OP of the image? Post update if so

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LA RIOTS THE SEQUEL FUCKING WHEN?

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Awooooooooooooooo

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 501,272 (18,664) Spain 158,273 (16,081) Italy 147,577 (18,849) France 124,869 (13,197) Germany 122,171 (2,767) China 81,907 (3,336) United Kingdom 73,758 (8,958) Iran 68,192 (4,232) Turkey 47,029 (1,006) Belgium 26,667 (3,019) Switzerland 24,551 (1,002) Netherlands 23,097 (2,511) Canada 22,108 (556) Brazil 19,638 (1,057) Portugal 15,472 (435) Austria 13,555 (319) Russia 11,917 (94) South Korea 10,450 (208) Israel 10,408 (95) Sweden 9,685 (870) Ireland 8,089 (287) India 7,598 (246) Ecuador 7,161 (297) Chile 6,501 (65) Norway 6,314 (113) Australia 6,203 (53) Poland 5,955 (181) Peru 5,897 (169) Denmark 5,819 (247) Czech Republic 5,732 (119) Japan 5,530 (99) Romania 5,467 (270) Pakistan 4,695 (66) Malaysia 4,346 (70) Philippines 4,195 (221) Saudi Arabia 3,651 (47) Indonesia 3,512 (306) Mexico 3,441 (194) United Arab Emirates 3,360 (16) Luxembourg 3,223 (54) Serbia 3,105 (71) Finland 2,769 (48) Panama 2,752 (66) Dominican Republic 2,620 (126) Qatar 2,512 (6)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +32,706 (+1,973) United Kingdom +8,681 (+980) France +7,120 (+987) Spain +5,051 (+634) Turkey +4,747 (+98) Italy +3,951 (+570) Germany +3,936 (+160) Ecuador +2,196 (+25) Iran +1,972 (+122) Russia +1,786 (+18) Belgium +1,684 (+496) Portugal +1,516 (+26) Ireland +1,515 (+24) Brazil +1,493 (+103) Canada +1,343 (+47) Netherlands +1,335 (+115) India +873 (+19) Peru +641 (+31) Sweden +544 (+77) Chile +529 (+8) Switzerland +500 (+54) Belarus +495 (+3) Israel +440 (+9) Poland +380 (+7) United Arab Emirates +370 (+2) Saudi Arabia +364 (+3) Austria +311 (+24) Ukraine +311 (+12) Dominican Republic +271 (+8) Romania +265 (+22) Mexico +260 (+20) Colombia +250 (+11) Serbia +238 (+5) Indonesia +219 (+26) Hungary +210 (+11) Pakistan +206 (+1) Singapore +198 (+1) Denmark +184 (+10) Finland +164 (+6) Czech Republic +163 (+7) Philippines +119 (+18) Malaysia +118 (+3) Luxembourg +108 (+2) Norway +95 (+5) Egypt +95 (+17)…

Ptg has been gay. The few times I went to check it out somebody was always spamming cp

He's been posting the same shitpost for over 3000 threads. Ignore him.

Soon, tripsanon. Let the shitskins stew in their houses for a while longer as the weather continues to warm.

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Nothing, go back

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>mfw the meme virus gets exposed as a complete hoax and /cvg/ will have to make an apology to gary

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Didn't Donny boy said all this would blow over by Easter, which is in 2 days?

so far the pandemic more than doubled since that statement

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where is that?

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Why are people rioting over turkey? Its not even Thanksgiving

Gentlemen, how are we going to punish China for their sins?
I propose international travel bans and trade bans for China, we need to start production in our own countries again.

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Argie, whats your opinion on the french study that came out today?

Ok /cvg/ This is your last chance
>Its the end of the world
or
>Its a nothing-burger
Im really need to start a potato garden?

There will be no 2nd wave, you no life doomers.

gary is dead

If only you faggots had visited GATE threads, you’d know the secret of funneling all of you mental acuity directly into your tonsils.

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Uuuuh

>Nothing
This is true
>go back
Make me fagit

I think Louisiana has peaked.

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You're the kind of guy that's going to get it really bad. If you've got the cocky genes the virus hits you harder.

I know the pic has been used in every thread I just wanted to know if its the op

Nah its over bro, its just a flu. Back to work now

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>bonnie henry taking a holiday during the pandemic
wtf bros

What's that bro? You like stories about chink forgeries?

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You should start a garden either way

Why hasn't he announced he'll reopen America yet?
Easter's a very nice date.
Everyone should go to church then.

> Still not infected
> Country has low infection/death rates to the point where we think we'll get through this soon and bring an end to the epidemic in the country
E Z MODE

>not putting a 10k or superior vertical mark to enhance the effect on the people that is seeing your graph.
It's like compresing the graph of corona cases horizontally to make it look worse than it already is.

sounds about mexican

Kek

Honduras
They're starting to riot over lockdowns

i saw him posting today

You have good taste.

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Being cheeky are ya?

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Here’s an opinion you didn’t ask for:

>average age 47
>no control group
>primarily women
>only mild cases

So it’s about as good as a placebo. Seems promising.

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Slovenia stole masks with help of high level contacts in China

I hope they were bound for Germany, they seized millions of our masks in March

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>92,000 new cases
>6900 deaths
>still 3 hours left

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live off the land

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Kek. Also, where is it? The violence, not the Thanksgiving

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looks like Normie McLurker didn't stock up on supplies

500k okay ... burgers you want to be purged or what? I for one I welcome our Chinese and Rusian overlords.

How is FL doing?

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>As Corona overwhelms Africa, Ebola escapes containment

Corona-chan is rescuing her best friend Ebola-chan!

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Can you name a single disease outbreak, pandemic or epidemic, which didn't hit more than once?

Because that what friends does

the only good tomboy is a pregnant tomboy

An Ebola just flew over my house!

redpill me on this, I always wondered why niggas out there getting their tonsils clipped

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is it my imagination or are 80%+ of the posts in CVG threads just bots posting stale copy pasta?

Its not the end of the world
Take it as the beginning of a akira-type of dystopia

Gods, I wish to know that feel

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mobile.twitter.com/29Cheva_Patria/status/1248735177477697536

I'm interested...

what's the matter?

cant stand a day without mommy bonnie kissing your COOF booboo?

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Like Ted Kazzy?

Was it about cheese? That’s all they talk about over there, it gets heated.

Basically.

Before (mid-March)
- 100% cured
- in 6 days
- 0% still sick
- 0% dead
- no matter the severity
- no matter when applied
- sample size: 6
- no matter the age
- no matter the gender
- no adverse effects

Now (mid-April)
- 91.7% cured
- in 10 days
- 7.8% still sick
- 0.5% dead
- mostly mild cases
- if applied early
- sample size: 1061
- median age: 43.8 years old
- 55.6% females

Meanwhile an additional 90,000 people have died.

SARS

boards.Yas Forums.org##[id^=p]:has(.countryFlag)
add that to your ublock filter list
it gets rid of all the memeflags

the post with french stuff written all over?

>Herd Chad here
Are you prepper fags, shelter in place fags, and social distancing fags so blind to where you cannot see the future totalitarian technocracy the powers at be are laying the groundwork for this very moment? Are you really willing to give up your rights for a fabricated shitty fake virus!? Beta's are eternally fearful, wake up and take the herd Chad pill. Keep your guns, fuck social distancing, fuck vaccines, fuck ID2020, fuck pussy, fuck your shitty chip. You all disgust me. Don't be a sheep, don't be a slave. Harness your inner Chad and refuse to live in fear. Go out and get coofed on, continue to gather, continue to work. Quit being such utter weak faggots

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The heated cheese is Brie, I think.

>"This is not the time to travel, unless absolutely"
uh someone forgot to tell all the people on the highway right now lmao

exactly, my dude

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She's already inside you user, she's in the back of your mind

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Like lemmings to the cliff.

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While unlikely I hope they swap antigens.

So are we headed for an economic depression?

Her hands are gigantic

>future totalitarian technocracy the powers at be are laying the groundwork for this very moment?

This copypasta from 2013 is very nostalgic.
I still remember when they didn't censor the shit out of everything to the point it's unfit for purpose.

Will china pay a price for this. ?

Never show knees, what’s up with that bullshit, everything but the juicy bits.

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you’re in one

protip, Chang Americans will NEVER give up the guns. Every fucking American knows that. Kikes aren't Americans. Neither are you. You should take that part out of the pasta

Well, I can't unsee it now

we're already in one
archive.is/5PmKn

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checked
>kill themselves whenever their population becomes unsustainably large

could you elaborate

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There is no evidence lockdowns work

Anyone remember the pole from the Canada is collapsing threads, with the house full of chickens?

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