PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - AND STILL THOSE VOICES ARE CALLING FROM FAR AWAY EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/10/20
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>DefSec Esper on CBSThisMorning 4/10/20
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>LabSec Scalia on FBN 4/10/20
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>LabSec Scalia on F&F 4/10/20
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>ActCBPCommr Morgan on F&F 4/10/20
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>SG Adams on FoxNews 4/10/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6148588735001
>NIAIDDir Fauci on (((FakeNews))) 4/10/20
youtu.be/0O2emFh8WIc
>TrumpAd: Biden stands up for China 4/9/20
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>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/9/20
c-span.org/video/?471079-1/
youtu.be/oqrvv47d1DY
>Women for Trump Empower Hour! 4/9/20
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>HUDSec SleepyBen on 960ThePatriot 4/9/20
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>HUDSec SleepyBen on Fox11LA 4/9/20
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>HUDSec SleepyBen on FoxNews 4/9/20
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>TreasSec Mnuchin on CNBC 4/9/20
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>DefSec Esper/JCSChair ArmyGen Milley/SEAC Colon-Lopez @VTH 4/9/20
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>ActDHSSec Wolf on FoxNews 4/9/20
youtu.be/XOGyRC9ZUTM
>NECDir Kudlow on Spicer&Co 4/9/20
youtu.be/Zd6GmL7TFic
>NECDir Kudlow outside WH 4/9/20
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>NECDir Kudlow @FBN VTH 4/9/20
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MAGA

Deep blue cities will extend their stay-at-home orders forever. They want this to be "the new normal"

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MAGA

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Cvg got pretty gay, what's going on in here?

Xi Pooh

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mine's already been extended an extra 3 weeks, and I have a sinking feeling it won't be the last extension

Make white babies!

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MAGA

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Look, if you want slut sheaths, you can get them from IRAN since they want you sterile! We must ban contraception to increase defense production!

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MAGA

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Why doesn't he ever explain why he looks like a cartoon burr with no pants?

more doom and gloom from the nyt

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Got that refund a few hours ago. Not a troll.

Because Xi is a giant faggot

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He's too butthurt for pants.

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Persian women in Iran have a lower birth rate then white women in all those countries you listed

>coof

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All that doom and gloom ought to be poisonous.
Kek true.

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>pls donate
what why? what does that have to do with anything?
anyways, i just got done with a 10k jog/walk which is very MAGA and slammed a double decker ham/egg/cheese sangwhidge with some covfefe
feeling the sleep coming on lads
anything i missed today?

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>Grandpa Ron wants Blimpf to fire Fauci

What say you, /ptg/??

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>people openly being told "NO" by cops for leaving home, not wearing masks
>Fauci promoting the idea of a "vaccination ID"
>Trump just keeps talking about the economy like none of these antics concern him
>tfw live in hard blue city with no resources to leave
I knew in February it was going to be bad but I didn't know it would be this bad. How I wish I'd left a year ago.

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I can't believe Bernie got fucking shafted by the DNC again.
Fuck you, you won. I'm done with politics on a national level

open borders
blacks are healthy / blacks have mythic immunity
preppers are stupid
china is the next world superpower
new york is the apex of civilization

they’ll wait until normies see this situation as comfy and then open shit up; the noisiest among them will reeeeeeee about fake epidemiology and that we should keep it shut for public health and then the blues will ‘cave’ to ‘popular’ demand.

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"no wolly about it, gwailo"

Can someone post the “we traded the stars for this” picture please?

all you'd have to do is convince grouchy that a vaxx ID would harm blacks or gays and he couldn't fathom it

MAGA

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John Durham, the Angriest Walrus at DOJ, is issuing grand jerry subpenises according to Hannity.

Fauci is exactly where he is supposed to be. His p protection detail will keep him "safe".

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> OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

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Will china pay for all this ?

>I can't believe Bernie got fucking shafted by the DNC again.
>Fuck you, you won. I'm done with politics on a national level

And you won.. a little.
Student Loans put on forbearance by law in the corona package for the duration of the lockdown.

No interest accrual, no payments, by law.

That's Bernie's influence on the race, picked up by Trump who is now running to the left of Biden.

Chinese love Jews and Baizou.

>subpenises
interdasting
hope that's the case
is this related to the russia bullshit or what?

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Trust me he is not running to the left of Biden.

>American white women are at 1.7

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Does anyone have that old pic of Trump sitting on a table, hand on his chin with a wholesome smile while everyone in the background is moving/ blurry? I'll give you a free meme in exchange

>live in hard blue city with no resources to leave
F

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>running to the left of Biden.
You have to be really stupid to believe that

We've already passed peak comfy, and people are only going to get more and more restless as money runs out. Remember, not only are normies going to run out of money, but many of them are extroverts and already on the edge

Durham is investigating the Russia bullshit, yes. He's the one who issued a "shut up, kike" statement when Horowitz submitted his report that tried to cover it up.

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I guarantee you that both are trolls.

Based. I love the government telling me what to do

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OH YES YES YES YES YES

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>They can't speak English

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>Trust me he is not running to the left of Biden.

He's taking anything that seems actually feasible from the populist left for his own platform, leaving them with nothing but pipe-dreams and divisive anti-white bigotry.

Those are some of the ugliest goblinoids ever.

That report was the most unbelievably inane bullshit i've ever seen. Didn't even address any of the evidence and basically concluded:
>lol it's fine bruh trust me nothing to see here

I guarantee you that both are him.

MIGA

The TFR in Iran is 1.66 and 40% of their country is Arabs

Cool it with the Sinophobia

IN THE LAAAAAAAAND OF THE FREEEEEE
AND THE HOME OF DA BRAVEEEEEE

Forgive their loans, but strip their right to vote.

yes fren, the emperor will be back soon

didn`t have to go on the bus.
i mean they were warned.

Democrat city

>40% of their country is Arabs
More like it's a multicultural hellhole with more Azeris than Azerbaijan

>trump still doesn't order mass cloroquine production

he won't make it bra

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he wants the meme happening to end already. god bless ron paul.

61% Persian. 29% Arab. 10% Kurdish actually

>he doesn't have to
>pharma will make it because it's selling like hotcakes.

Gayness of heights never before seen in all of humankinds history.
Most are exhausted from moving goalposts, ordering HRT online and dilating.
Calling their local feminazi rep at Family services to see if their child-support is affected by unemployment and counting their stonk shekels while screaming socialism is wrong unless it’s for their rich boomer parents faggot corporations.

We're getting it from other countries too, like India.

>didn`t have to go on the bus.
>i mean they were warned.
Muh just following orders, bruv

This is such meaningless lying.

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Fuck that, make the assholes that took the loans for their "woman's studies" degree, pay Every. Single. Penny. Back !
With interest !

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oh no no no no no no NO NO NO NO

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he should put tax relief to cloroquine and open the fucking economy now

I dunno, man. Several people I’ve spoken with have calmed down a lot since the stay at home order was issued in my area. Maybe it’s because we’re prepared, but there were a few people also half-joking that they could get used to this kek

I heard my city is doing that too but it doesn't make sense. I can't even get chink or korean kf94 masks here within 2 weeks. Am I just supposed to starve?

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>Most of Iran is PINK

Iran confirmed gay.

rekt, lmao
LEARN TO CODE, FAGGOT

Are the 71% who’re not Persian or Kurdish not Arabs?

gg ez faggot ahahaha

>Am I just supposed to starve?
For your own safety, yes. Nothing personal

>there are people that don't have the "Don't Fuck With Me" letter from their business preventing the police from bothering them
how quaint it must be to be nonessential

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Winnie the Flu

kek

Do you take it up the butt worstie?

of course the person in charge of SEPTA is a Dem woman

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Azeris in Iran are like 9 million while in azerbeyjan they're 12 million. So no. Also azeris assimilate pretty well into Persian society.

To be even more honk on Iran, just look at the list of "other" religions beside Baha'i (which is a massive pozload religion) and Christianity. It includes several which believe that fucking your mom (literal incest) is a sacred act.

do you let people shit on your rug after warning them not to?

That's a man baby!
>It includes several which believe that fucking your mom (literal incest) is a sacred act.
I take it that these are the hentai religions?

As much as I feel for ANYONE left without a means of eating, maybe if enough of these bluechecka journos get fired they'll stop fear-mongering this country into the ground over blumpf

>(((blue checks)))

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Iran is good for nothing but refugee qt’s as spoils of war.
They will convert to Christianity and make beautiful caucasian children.
Can’t wait.

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The business is listed as essential but we don't have a special ID card or anything proving it. That being said, police can't come within 6 feet of me so I guess I'm safe.

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the interesting thing about essential workers is that the job, itself, is essential, but many are low-skill; easily replaceable but, still, thank you for your service.

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shut your prolapsed rectum, faggot

if only more "journalists" were fired with no warning

>>tfw live in hard blue city with no resources to leave
look at it this way, at least you hold American citizenship.

I point out all of the flaws in the official story about Corona, and other Canadian cucks get angry with me and start shouting an appeal to authority argument.

Cant argue with you there, wish I had pulled the trigger on leaving 2 years ago now

It's Philadelphia, you can't be dog catcher without being a dumbshit diversity hire Dem.

>The business is listed as essential but we don't have a special ID card or anything proving it. That being said, police can't come within 6 feet of me so I guess I'm safe.


>Stand outside
>cop comes to cite you
>you call the police on the cop for violating the social distancing order
>another cop comes out to arrest the first one and you
>You call the police again
>eventually the entire police force is standing on a corner arresting each other
>you go to ground and crawl away snickering

The nigger was making over $300k a year to write about sports. Cry me a river.

kek, it's like in britain asking if they have an arresting loicense, easy way out of anything

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>I heard my city is doing that too but it doesn't make sense. I can't even get chink or korean kf94 masks here within 2 weeks. Am I just supposed to starve?
just wait until you get starvation symptoms then you can go hospital

Shills are really flailing today. Nothing works. Disruption doesn't, and their arguments and pastas get laughed at. I mean not that's new, but it's been particularly funny today!

umm will this be a pay-per-view livestream?
and where do i sign up?

The great journalist shoah a year or so ago was great. Everyone pissed on them by saying
>learn to code
And Twitter's gay ass started banning people for it.
Pure pottery.

You turned in your funs didn't you?

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>start starving
>get nutritional deficiencies
>go to hospital
>catch coronavirus
>nutritional deficiencies count as pre-existing condition
>immediately die

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>craftpassion.com/face-mask-sewing-pattern/

This is his wife

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I'm not going going anywhere near a fucking hospital dum-dum.

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Same, but I only got $700 back when I donated over $800. Did you get fully refunded?

Leaf user, I hope one day you can make it here. Keep fighting the bullshit where you are for now. Trust me, you'll need plenty of practice for here, too.

>like 9 million
15
>12 million
9
>71% who're not Persian or Kurdish
That's literally the sum of Persian and Kurdish.
Well, Mandeism is a literal cult based on the Gnostic heresy (which is just a built-your-own cult framework) and their teachings are secret so it may as well be a literal hentai setup. Judaism is obviously bad in its own way, and Iranian Yazidis are so bad some of them require circumcision. But Zoroastrianism, the traditional Persian religion, is the one that requires you to fuck your mom and sister and when you die you don't get buried or cremated so you just rot.

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also see he's actually smarter than that fucking cat for once

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Keep telling yourself that.
Maybe if you’re a guud girl your god emperor will love you and you’ll finally be special.

>irs.gov/newsroom/treasury-irs-launch-new-tool-to-help-non-filers-register-for-economic-impact-payments

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grocery delivery?

No specifics means they have no critiques

>LSU
Nice ID. Geaux Tigres!

if the user i was bitching about code vein to is here, i just beat the second boss, slowly getting gud, didn't quit just yet.
fuck moths and fuck moth people

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Stay mad!

has anyone here received trumpbux yet?

Continued hard flail. 0/10

NEETS RISE UP

nope.
didn`t need to.

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judeocapitalism wants people staying at home instead of running around buying product and helping Big Line? you ever think that maybe their just desperate to stop something that actually threatens their fake and gay neoliberal society on an existential level?

its a dumb prank to lick one thing, $2000 worth should just be a death sentence

I don't really understand why tho.
He pretty much going along with a soft take over of America.
Why are they so against him?

Manlet Fauci just said he has problems with models

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Let's play America's favorite game show:
GUESS THE RACE!

Melania should quote him on Twitter and say "I can tell."

>But Zoroastrianism, the traditional Persian religion, is the one that requires you to fuck your mom and sister and when you die you don't get buried or cremated so you just rot.
WTf man. Now I know that Zoroastrianism is the hentai religion.

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doctors seem to want restrictions on malaria drugs lifted. dare i say it, was trump right?

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Nagato a cute
A CUTE

You think that'll work?

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The same models he swore by earlier. Anyone who pushed these shut downs and quarantines needs the rope in Minecraft.

journalist. NON ESSENTIAL

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