Why does the nursing profession attract the shittest and most entitled people?

Why does the nursing profession attract the shittest and most entitled people?

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what do girl farts smell like? asking for a friend.

Nurse I know this is a weird thing to ask, but my penis has been erect for hours and it's starting to hurt. Is there a way for me to get it to relax?

it also attracts the most easy women you will ever find. Show me almost any nurse, and I will show you someone that you can bang in the supply closet while on duty even if you have zero game.

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Because it's easy as shit and you make a lot for what's barely a Bachelor's degree

Flex your thighs

this is I've noticed too. Every next slut is a nurse these days. What gives?

Even these dumb whores know--that the iron toxicity theory is gay without bloodlabs/CBC's/full iron panels/and urinalysis

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why are you posting this again

Because Americans are soft cunts

Because the career is pushed on low achieving people. It's easy to obtain and pay isnt bad.

Most nurses are obese and have no social life outside of work so that isn't a surprise.

Grey's Anatomy, Access to doctor dick, Chance of doctor dick pregnancy/marriage, Compensation for being a thot

Tumeric.

Because the first one was so successful I had to do it again

Because he's a jew that's why

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Nurses with big asses are based and you can't prove me wrong

You've apparently never met a military veteran

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>get to wear a "cute" uniform
>holier-than-thou sense of importance and virtue
>infinite praise and social accolades
>opportunities to meet rich, intelligent men
>easy to be competent
gee i wonder

Think about it.
What does the field of medical care provide?
Endless, boundless, uncoditional and utterly one-side love, admiration, respect, thankfulness, indebtidness. They just have to do their job and their ego gets showered ad infinitum.

What manner of people get a kick out of ego inflation?
Psychotic narcissists. And you CANNOT call them out on it, because DUDE WE'RE SAVING PEOPLE MUH HIPPOCRATIC OATH MUH HUMANITY MUH GOOD WILL MUH SCIENCE.

I've been preaching this for years and nobody listens. Most of these people are insane, reigned in just because they found the perfect place to satisfy their madness. But nobody gives a fuck about the fact that a father that had half his body rot and amputaded from a fungal infection will literally never again get to live a normal life, and has to deal with his little boy questioning him why he looks like a monstrous freak. At leat he's alive amirite? He gets to enjoy his family only without lips and a few limbs oh well god bless the heroic doctors!

No fucking mercy is this altruism induced psychosis of a world.

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Females in most care areas get to feel better about themselves for caring for adults like they would children. Its part of why I got off the regular floor and transferred to the ICU. More critical thinking, many more guys, (being the only dude on a night shift listing to obese single moms bitch about their exes and their sons all named Aiden is awful), cooler docs, actually using critical thinking, and its a spring board to going back to school later as a PA or CRNA.

Korean nurses are thin and pretty without tattoos and piercings

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shut up, arab

Nursing = wealth is a popular career meme
You get to make cash while also being in a position where there's leeway to act all high and mighty because you're a medical worker and often work shitty hours.

Aka, a career with decent pay that attracts females, is uncomfortable, and has the social clout of "medical worker" will attract those who are or have the what it takes to be entitled. By its core traits, it makes you desire that sense of being highly valued and leaves no room for humility because you spent a long time in medical school and now your life sucks ass but you don't make as much of a doctor.

*as a doctor

Forgot to add, being a guy nurse, we hate plenty of the females we work with too, and so do many of the patients. You'd be astounded the number of 60-70 year old "difficult" male patients I've taken care of that have been cool as shit with me, all just because I'm not using baby talk when I clean them up after pissing the bed, or being real with them regarding their condition.

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This.
Good way to meet a rich man. Probably the best way now that secretaries are gone and metoo made men in business view every woman as a landmine.

God, imagine the smell after you pull down her pants slowly, pushing her against the wall, spreading her ass and putting your face in between those cheeks.

that ass is entitled to this dick

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What is your personal experience with nurses? Or is it just some tiktok videos that are making you screech so much.

BUNDA

dayum girl

Eat a bunch of digesting shit then fart and pretend you're a girl. It will smell the same.

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This isn't an ass thread

Fucking kill yourself mutt

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>Nursing = wealth is a popular career meme

I literally make $36 an hour with 2 years experience and live comfortably working 5 12-hour shifts in a 2 week period and every 3rd weekend. If I did it for 10 years I'd be making close to $50 an hour. Instead I'm going back to school in 2-3 years to become a CRNA where with 7 total years of school and 3-4 of experience I'll be making $195k a year, hourly with OT and call time, in an area where average family income is $45k a year and a 2 bedroom house is $150k.

> will attract those who are or have the what it takes to be entitled.
Yeah, fuck martyr nurses, the job isn't that hard. ICU is tough, I feel mentally tired at the end of the day, but whatever, go to sleep early, wake up, bang out another day. You get to know the docs and anticipate what they want to do with different patients.

>because you spent a long time in medical school and now your life sucks ass but you don't make as much of a doctor.

Lmao Its a 2 year degree, 4 if you go trad route, then grad school if you wanna make more. MD's do 4 years pre med, then med school for 2-3, then 4 years residency, then years of interning. For most of that time they make what I make, only working 28 hour on call rotating shifts near full time as slave labor for the hospital. Then when they're full attendings most hospitalists at my facility work 3 week full time 7a-7p shifts starting in reality at 4AM, and still only realistically take home what I make after their $500k loan payments.

More dudes should get into nursing, it will push out the annoying thots. Look into procedural or ICU areas, fuck general floors, but its a real good gig.

Can confirm, was in the hospital for 10 days a couple of years ago, and male nurses were mostly the only useful ones. The women treated the elderly guy I was roomed with like shit. By the time I left, they had just discovered that his painful IV (which he had complained about the entire time) was horrifically infected. Every nurse he tried to talk to about it hurting told him off like they were telling a crying child with a scrape to shake it off. He was 105; not like he had long to go, but he didn't need his last months shortened by some idiots letting an infection in his arm fester for a week either.

personal experience? you mean you haven't fucked countless of them? they're by far the easiest lays out there, dude. what are you doing?

What else are shitty entitled women going to do for a living?

It's a ritual at this point

she had to see him taking pictures in the third one right?

They look like bugs.

It’s a lot of book work for a women and most men can’t even do it.

This is a hostile take over of this thread. Resistance will not be tolerated. Post your ass pics.

>me help other people
>me good person for help other
>ooga booga praise me

They work really fucking awful hours and have a lot of smoke blown up their ass. It's also a profession that attracts the type of women who want to be praised simply for existing.

Because they are always looking for new employees. If you're looking for a sure job as a grill, you apply as a nurse.

IS THIS THE CAT THAT SAYS NIGGER

WHY DOES THIS CAT IN PARTICULAR SAY NIGGER

WHATS HIS BACK STORY

WHAT IS HIS RAISON D'ÊTRE

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OP is kinda right.

I knew one nurse, my friend's ex. Before she was a nurse she managed his mostly cash-based businesses. Instead of paying the sales tax to the state off the sales reciepts, she was hiding the cash in the ceiling tiles of the office. Guy gets a mean visit from the local state department of revenue for not paying taxes. Swears up and down he paid taxes, and nearly got fucked hard. Had to hire a lawyer to sort the matter out. It was a nightmare. For whatever reason, they then had to take the ceiling tiles down to fix the lights or do some repairs in the office. Money starts raining down from the ceiling. It's all the money that was supposed to go to the taxes that she was hiding in the ceiling tiles. They ended up breaking up. At this point he had co-signed for a Mercedes SUV for her, because they were basically married after being together for many years. His credit got fucked when he started getting calls from the Mercedes finance department when she stopped making the payments.

That's just one woman who is now a nurse. Many such stories! Her entire friendship circle are those snobby designer clothes wearing 5/10 girls who look like 6/10 because they wear nice clothes and buy expensive make-up. A few are solid 8s tho.

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women shouldn't be allowed to work, nor vote
simple as

Hnnnngg you can just tell that disgusting cellulite ass will smell of rotten whale carcass, but it is still irresistible to me.

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The only thing more entitled than nurses, are teachers. Teachers really are the worst. Dumb as shit, all far-left women, who demand endless praise and appreciation.

NURSES AND SCHOOLTEACHERS ARE ALLOWED

BUT NOT DOCTORS OR PROFESSORS

FAT PUSSY

You have to weigh 90kg to be a nurse in America

NIGGER

This. NP here. Clear 135k yr. Work isn't that hard. A lot of memorization up front that Is time consuming but not intellectual. Easy money. Although stay away from feminist nps and white knight mds as preceptors almost got f'd a few times. As long as you are bright you won't fail the school but clinicals are subjective and one bad evaluation can ruin you.

>women shouldn't be allowed to work

To be fair, traditional old school women are perfect for nursing. They are basically professional mommies. "Time to change your diaper!" "Aww are you feeling bad? Let me take your temperature!" "Time for your medicine!"

They do sometimes have to stick a catheter up someone's pee hole, change their bandages, or give them shots though.

lord have mercy

It's for the jarring and disarming juxtaposition.
As a light de-programming meme, it's amazingly effective.
Really brings to light the falsehood of Racist/Racism. How could such a cute looking animal be using such a RACIST word... Then your mind actually has to THINK about words and whether they change reality, or should be forbidden, or...
t. just my take, not sure of the origins

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entitled sense due to perception of monopoly over the physical human bodies of people

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To be honest, it depends on the area and school where they teach. My brother teaches in a rural county with one school that's so large they have full departments instead of just a single teacher or two. Complaints are rather mild and relate to the low pay, long hours, drug addled students, idiot parents, and completely disconnected administrators.

However, you should've heard him bitch about when he was working in a school full of criminal nigs for nearly 20% less than what he's making now while being on-call 24/7 for parents and admins.

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BUILT

Why is this creep taking pics of her?

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>it also attracts the most easy women you will ever find.
Truth here.. the dirtier the broom closet the better frankly...

t. IM resident