/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3110

► Detected: 1,690,497 (+86,845) ► Died: 102,399 (+6,707) ► Day: 92 (-04:01:23)

— 4.6 billion people under lockdown —
— 214 countries and territories infected —
— 5.6x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 3,244 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/SLV1B5Lzy48

>NEWS
Dr. Tedros was accused of covering up 3 epidemics in Ethopia
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Dr. Tedros was accused of terrorism in Ethiopia
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Jews 8 times more likely to die in the UK
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NHS officials say Muslims are hardest hit in the UK
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Jews are the hardest hit by coronavirus in New York
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>INFO
26 year old in Brazil dies without previous conditions
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High cytokine in blood of critical patients
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Low antibody levels raise questions about reinfection risk
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3 babies in Wuhan were born with COVID
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Up to 20% of younger adults end up hospitalized, says CDC
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>REMINDER
Spain mortality rate goes up 17% due to coronavirus
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CDC declares outbreak endemic, says tests too risky
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China could have prevented 95% of deaths not silencing whistleblowers
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WHO declared end of swine flu with only 18,500 confirmed dead
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WHO says Italy testing too many people
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>LATEST
21:48: 117 new cases in Delaware
21:46: 250 new cases and 11 new deaths in Colombia
21:45: 49 new cases and 7 new deaths in Alberta, Canada
21:29: 241 new cases and 11 new deaths in Kentucky
21:03: 754 new cases and 68 new deaths in Connecticut
20:47: 2,033 new cases and 96 new deaths in Massachusetts

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>Dead: 102,437
lol, still only 102,437.
How many days has it been stuck at 102,437? Four days? Five days?

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it's amazing how much this film got right

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So China has
>survived the pandemic with far less deaths than any western superpower
>helped hundreds of other countries despite suffering greatly themselves... very selfless act!
>restarted it's economy and is up and roaring carrying the world
>still managed to resist western changes to corrupt itself and continue with the old way and new ways of modern Chinese Life
>lastly and greatly, blew the fuck out of racists on Yas Forums

Dam, where can I sign up for a Chinese-inspired government here?

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This virus hates shitskins.

Put the happening
I'm the bag

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pepe has a message for you

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>10th May
Comeon Gary get it right

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The actual infection rate fatalities are below 1%.
Not all infected report to the hospital, dipshits.
>this annihilates the schizo

Watch Railgun T pls

Woah to you o' man of the East. Woah unto your children, your wives, your cities, your nation. May you, merchants of the East, be granted a thousand plagues and famines upon your land, and may this pestilence now besieging our world be a thousand fold worse for you and your kin.

What is there to say of the Chinaman? He is a bundle of pride, envy, and wroth; every sin imaginable he is guilty of. Every virtue he is wholly lacking. Take for instance this Chiness, a woman, nay bug, so taken up by pride that she cannot acknowledge her hives actions in releasing this plague upon our land. It isn't even as if she is unique. Every Chinaman is like this. Every single one. If they say they are not they are either lying or so far removed from their nation as to no longer be considered a citizen of the Orient.

With all of this kept in mind what should be done with China? What should be done with this nation of demons? Simple. The nation must be brought asunder in a bright flash of nuclear hellfire. The Forbidden City brought to rubble. The Yangtze dried up. The forests and cities turned to ash. Even the earth that might be untouched by this rightous punishment should be scorched and salted as to make sure no remnant of the bug race shall scurry out from under it.

China must be destroyed.

>It was not a true happening until Corona-chan reached both Madagascar and Greenland >Corona-chan has been killed in Greenland
Happening over.

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>redditvirus

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Get back to work wagies and let my family into Disney World!

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You fucked up your graph bud

Also fuck BONNIE HENRY

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Post videos of recent heppenings

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Can some post the links about the virus being inside the body even if the person recovers by staying inert in gut or neuro-muscular tissue. Don't know which news source to trust, especially here. Any lead will be appreciated.

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Never saw it, what’s so right about it?

How sars-1 disappeared?

Your time of peace won't be far off then, Argiebaker

Is it possible for /cvg/ to even recover from this?

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bruh

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I work in science, and this virus has been sequenced and shared for months. Do you know how many people I know who think this is a bioweapon? Zero.

It's on the way out in the US bros. Lock down over by May

Go back to Facebook boomer

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Yes I would totally Bonnie Henry

She's perfect bros

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What do you do in time between the threads? You don't seem to linger around in the threads you created. Thanks for the effort argiebro

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Flu deaths vary a few percent year to year.The main issue with COVID is that the virus is rapidly infecting more and more people. The reported cases and deaths are lower than the actual number because confirmed cases are a product of testing kits.
>Since the New Year
There were 5 confirmed US deaths from COVID on February 29. On April 10, almost 20,000 have died.
cdc.gov/nchs/nvss/vsrr/COVID19/index.htm

ITT discuss ways to smoke out preppers.

>The prepper is a scared rat in hiding, hoarding trash and desperately clinging to every minute of their miserable life, as if it ever had meaning.

>finding a compound
The red flags will be fairly obvious. Look for houses with plywood on the windows or "looters will be shot!" signs.

>destroying a compound
The prepper's compound is a stationary target. Use this to your advantage. DIY ballistas and catapults can lob fire, explosives and diseases from great range.

>tear gas
Another method to remove the prepper without contaminating canned goods and other supplies is tear gas. It is very easy and inexpensive to produce. You can easily sap the prepper's supply of gas mask filters dry with very little effort. The prepper will have no choice but to vacate or choke to death.

IDENTIFYING A PREPPER
>precious metals
Probably one of the biggest red flags in identifying a prepper. Keep an eye out for what people are bartering at local markets. If you see someone trying to barter gold or silver, follow them. They are most likely a prepper.

Happy Hunting

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>10th aniversary of the Smoleńsk crash
>Karakan, who's been milking the death of his brother for past 10 years, can't organize anything major
Thank you Corona-Chan

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Face it, he has competely BTFO Yas Forums and when all this is over his prediction of it being a bad flu season will be correct

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true, you'd have to be sick with coronavirus to get into a situation this retarded

why are there gaps?

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stop using my nation for your fucking lies you yellow animal.

Is it possible for Isreal to recover from this?

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Blood type Os have the lowest hemoglobin, but aren't anemics more likely to get corona? We know Os are the best against it, so why?

Not seen this pasta for a while

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youtube.com/watch?v=KQaNdTKQyLY
Watch this and the nothing posters and fake virus posters will really start to matter less folks.

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500k Americans infected
not nearly enough

>steps on landmine
>”don’t panic, if I don’t lift my foot off, I can wait until a bomb team can disarm it in 6 months”

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>crash
Fuck off Tusk.

Based and redpilled

Can any britbongs tell me if the support for brexit is going up because of this? I imagine it would be, but you never know.
Also jew York is digging freedom pits if any anons didnt know yet

Humanity endures.

>91k new cases today
Shit son, that's a lot.

learn to read you goddamn hippie

It's quite possible for a naturally occurring virus to be 'encouraged' to transfer to humans, given the opportunity to mutate into a deadlier form and purposely released.

The virus doesn't have to be created in a lab from scratch to be a bio weapon.

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>haha happeningfags why aren't we getting exponential growth when the entire world is in a lockdown
Imagine being this retarded.

/ourgirl/ just got trips
checked

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It literally says no weekend data on the graph you inbred, mouthbreathing, waterbrained mongoloid

We just broke +90k, without backlog data (unlike the +100k day that had 23k in backlogs)

'tis over clearly

>#6millionnotenough

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USA 500k get

IT'S ALL FAKE youtu.be/gZ3bL23bsiQ

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Covid-19 is in fact not a pandemic, but a simulated virus within a international MCE (Mass Casualty Exercise) Drill. The test is only designed to detect any coronavirus so its a purposefully meaningless test for all strains of the common cold. They label anyone who dies with the virus as dying from the virus, the spread of the labeling procedure simulates the spread of a real virus.
For the drill they empty the major hospitals, like NY’s Elmhurst hospital. They send home all non essential patients, resulting in a mostly empty hospital. The hospital is mostly empty because the number of people sick with flu/pneumonia/”Covid-19” like symptoms is still within the yearly variance for the flu (+/-40k deaths per year in the US on top of an average of 30K). Since, there is no extra patients, the hospital is mostly empty, and sits like an empty movie set, with empty tents, ERs, halls etc, awaiting the MCE drill.
In the drill, the participants including the MSM, doctors, nurses, media relations etc., sign Non Disclosure Agreements(NDAs), with large fines and jail time if the NDA is broken. The drills include fake interviews with real doctors about Covid-19, done in concert with the MSM. The simulations also include medical dummies and crisis actors.
There is nothing wrong with public health this year, other than gutless conformism

>Happeningfags eternally BTFO

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t. ZioCircMutt

BASED

>the +100k day
When was that?

You want more commie gibs from mr."13 grudnia spałem do południa"

cHinA LiEd!

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It never really spread too far out (air travel wasn’t as popular/accessible back then). Also the virus evolved to a less-lethal form.

imagine now wanting a fucking chink to shit on your country to make himself look good.
imagine having a nation you can be proud of.
imagine being human.
fucking mutts.

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I miss Yeb.

He would've handled this well and you fuckers all know it. Somewhere, there is a non-clownworld timeline, and that's where you'll find president Yeb.

If China just discovered there was an epidemic that was going to fuck them up, and decided to hide it until they could make sure it would fuck over their rivals too, can we call it a bioweapon? It's at least bioterrorism, right?

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Now phase 2 can kick off
Praise the sun, praise coronakami

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Nobody noticed because it was added retroactively.

Give it some time. The seasonal flu had a much better starting point.

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:^)

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when you are at the top of the first hill of a rollercoaster do you also say "it's over"

Based snowniggers

nothingburgers won’t understand

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Nope, opposite. People are too anxious about economic consequence
The support was always wafer thin and in my country, Scotland, we were always very strongly anti brexit and this has only got stronger

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Nobody got my sarcasm

That explains it. Was that the US military backlog?

I gladly remeber the " flu killed 60.000 last year in the USA" wonder how tthey feel now

>no weekend data
>no backlog data
Looks like max test capacity desu.

>91k new cases
is this a new record?

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JFC why isn't the hydroxy "game changer" chloroquine changing the game already

By the end of week chink flying AIDS will surpass common flu.

>Drawfag's Corona-chan is now pregnant
You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain

>all the countries planning to relax restrictions when they obviously don't have adequate levels of herd immunity

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Lots of genetic engineering techniques are not detectable in the genome, so how can your people tell Chang?

yea without backlog

>FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH MARITAL BED
>NOW DOG HOUSE IS MY BEST FRIEND

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USA HIT 500K CASES

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>In many movies, chink uses FX and makeup to look human

you and other biologists are retards, as if sequencing the fucking thing allows a midlet retard like you or your colleagues to know if a chink virologist used crispr to fuck with any critical residues

lol this
> whole world in lockdown
> its over guys

Billy sold his stocks almost immediately, if not before, the market plunged.
Bankers get the rope, globalists get the fire tire.

we have 100k right now

>person on the right said x
>other person on right said y

Is this what happens when someone thinks the right is a monolith and is unable to distinguish between factions?

It seems my country deems Easter and church are more important then health or corona infection numbers. Shitload of people in shops without any protection buying several bags of food just for Easter. Boom in infected in 2 weeks incoming.

I want both PiS and PO to be gone.
However, Smoleńsk was no accident and people responsible should be shot.

How the fuck have they managed to get every government, even those of opposing and antagonistic doctrines, to work together?
Pic related

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>whenever somebody is sucking Xi's dick like a straw, they don't have their actual country's flag
Surprise surprise.
>confed flag
>lol, btfo racists on Yas Forums
Try a UN one or something, not that.

Sure, but then why would the Chinese release it on themselves, and then botch suppressing it, and take a month to lockdown. Would've been kinda embarrassing for them if everyone else hadn't dealt with it so much worse that they made China look good.

Imagine getting all hot and bothered about China when racemixing filth advertising is spread all over Vienna by American corporations.

We can call it an act of war.

The anti brexit stigma in Scotland is mostly fueled by stupid cunts who like walking down Suchiehall Street "making a difference!"
That and our lefty government.
But cunts are still out and about, don't know where abouts you live in Scotland but Glasgow does not give a fuck, hundreds of people walking around main streets. Only place I see social distancing in proper action is ASDA or Tesco or something.

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thats a chinese bot bro, he dosent understand our language.

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>immunity
user, I...

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But I thought abortion isn't murder?

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We are all dead aren't we
just saw this poster at work

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Chink detected

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So... Are there already enough proofs for the virus to be dormant and using ADE?

what the fuck is going on here...?
Pic related?

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is that why delet graph?

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USA about to get double gold

WILL IT BE A NEW RECORD? USA USA USA USA

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Yes. Not yet.

So are Americans still pretending it’s a hoax by all governments in the world to make Trump look bad and get Biden elected.
>checks catalog
I guess so

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what is the source of this table? gib link plox

drah di ham du gelbe missgeburt, und verwend a andere flagge.

what's does that mean?

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someone has to go over 2k

and because 6k cases got added since I made it.

HAPPY 500k CASES!

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Any comments on the many massacres genocides committed by the Chinese communists against ethnic Chinese, such as the Cultural Revolution, Tiananmen Square, and the Great Leap Forward?

Also, in your opinion, do the )))Communists((( ultimately seek to exterminate ethnic Chinese and replace them with Bantus and Muslims?

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It is a hoax faggot.look at all the empty coffins on hart island

While you tonsiless virgins cower in fear, the tonsil master race is out plowing through your sisters like a combine harvester. Inb4, but muh throat was scratchy, face it, your doctor put you on the list for extermination, and you got a bowl of ice cream.

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wow Italy's death rate is really dropping huh? Haven't paid attention in a while but I remember watching when it was 900 or so per day

Imagine comparing endemic and non contagious causes of death to a novel virus with an R0 of 5.7 that's had 60,000 confirmed kills in 10 days

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>the surgeon general was a nothingburgerfag

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checked

can't wait to see 'mutt are kil' threads in Yas Forums now

Yeah okay but why?

It's not. They simply stopped counting.

awwww... shieeet it's the american bioweapons expert coming to lay the smackdown
>chinks made super-secred bioweapon that no-one else can detect
>chinks release it on themselves
Truly, you are a genius. Why do Mutts always pretend to be experts on subjects they know jack-shit about?

Since when have chinks had any empathy?

You must have seen all them webms out there

They would happily release it and kill a few million of their own for the potential gains just to make it look like a natural event

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Japan is crashing from the Corona Jew.
Where are your weeb lords now?

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>corona chan gives birth to second wave
He's planning ahead

Nooooooo you don't understand low black unemployment is super important and lockdowns are ruining it!

It had all the same people telling you the same shit as now. Unironically Sanjay Gupta and Wolf Blitzer, rehashing same script.

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H.R.Giger art coming to real life.
After HARDWARE we'll have WETWARE.
Print my words.

>imagine being this new
Wordometers

Honduras happenings
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It's a deepstate plot to stop Trump's reelection

Oh shit, it’s party time

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>US only has 18,585 deaths

Is this that big of a deal? I thought it would be worse

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>Japan is crashing from corona
You wish

I can't find the article, but in a german town (pretty small) they did test everybody as a case study (like how big are the unreported infected, people infected but without symptoms, etc etc). They had double the number of infected than had been reported using the usual testing method (only testing people with symptoms) and 15% people had antibodies/were immune. The article said that your immunity only last a few months though (don't remember the exact number) but didn't explain why. I thought you can't get immune but it seems like you can.

Thank you baker

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So governments across the globe are all shutting down their countries and destroying their economies for American politics?

Checked and more cases than yesterday kek

>Empty coffins
user they don't make coffins as people die, they usually keep shit like that stored somewhere

>the surgeon general was a nothingburgerfag
The surgeon general is a monkey who does, says and thinks what he's told.

Check

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...China's backward ways brought the virus to the world.

has there been an actual death among /cvg/ posters?
i want proof

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He skipped everyday.

>that DR ratio
why are americans so retarded bros?

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>) and 15% people had antibodies/were immune. The article said that your immunity only last a few months though (don't remember the exact number)
If this is true then a mass vaccine at the same time could stop this dead

BREAKING Mr johnson has died!
thesun.co.uk/news/11372953/british-airways-boss-dies-coronavirus-hospital-boris-johnson/

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LOOK THE SKY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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it is a hoax to make Trump look bad, which Trump himself is participating in, because 69d chess and DUMBS

How do you think Corona-chan is doing in Africa?

Yep, they even shutdown economy before America was at 100 cases, true 4d chess move

Germans are so braindead I can't even lmao

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ai generated "art" its fucking horrendous.

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Have you seen the latest numbers?
Shits gonna hit hard

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An Austrian making common cause with an Amerimutt? for shame. you should kill yourself.

>und verwend a andere flagge.
how about no? why would i do that?

You want dead anons to post that they are dead now? I go get the ouija board

Yeah Edinburgh here
The amount of fucks out "exercising" is unreal
2 pm around here on the scheme it's like Princes Street
And loads of middle aged gadgies who haven't ridden a push bike in years wobbling all over the place