/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3109

My county keeps going up in numbers.

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Put the happening
I'm the bag

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I'm just sad the world isn't falling apart like you faggots said, I was so hyped to finally die.

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I JUST ATE A BIG MAC MEAL

If daily deaths get stuck at 6k, we will hit 1M in 5 months.

we can't test fast enough or we are not testing at all we are just telling people to stay home and to call when you start having problems.

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It will begin to fall apart when all the superpowers start measuring the damage. Globalism recedes, nationalism rises, the weak die, the young learn to live the pre-modern way.

The highways in BC are full of old people and idiots driving to small towns to celebrate the long weekend in their cabins or go camping. Guess what? They'll stop for gas, food, and other shit. What a disaster these dumb fucks are going to absolutely ruin Summer and onwards. I hope someone criticizes Bonnie Henry today in the question period.
"Well uhm we don't know their circumstances or why they're going out. We need to be really sensitive about it... Most Canadians are not doing that. Next Question."

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Can America beat Italy today?

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Eventually you run out of old people with shitty bodies and start to go into fat americans.

PARTY TIME

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>schizo
>prepping with milk
I don't believe you can get any more retarded.

Wait until it infects lifestock, stockists and/or distributors

Anyone else watched the Way of the Cross (or whatever it is in English) from the Vatican?

But according to bonnie henry everything is fine. So why should travellers be a problem

of course we can, day is still young, theres at least 6 more hours for people to die

Lol, still less threads than stars in the Universe.

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its a bot

It's UHT milk retard it lasts a year

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Don't you have a feeling of normalization of the number of cases and deaths confirmed? When the 15.000 spike of cases in Wuhan happened we panicked.
But now 15.000 is nothing, every day the number increases exponentially and we can't do nothing about it.
Kinda sad that we're so useless to this Happening. I feel that everybody who'd been here needs to take a break from this thread

>100k deaths
>USA might confirm their position as #1
that's a beautiful day, remember the "more threads than deaths" stuff?

>calls people retarded
>doesn't know UHT milk can stay unopened for months

>first time seeing this pic

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holy shit rip murrika

youtube.com/watch?v=2nhF_b5y-S0
Sneak peek of China's top level bio-safety lab | New China TV

>This laboratory, in China's Hubei, has the highest level bio-containment protocols. It's the first of its kind in China. It was officially launched at the start of this year. The lab will be used to study class four pathogens (P4), the most contagious, potentially lethal viruses known to humans.

english.whiov.cas.cn/sylbt2016/201806/t20180604_193842.html

>With the official operation of the Wuhan National Biosafety (P4) laboratory of CAS, CCVCC has fully possessed the qualifications and conditions for collecting the bacteria species with the bio-hazard classification from level 1 to 4. In the future, the center will receive, test, store and manage bacteria species in accordance with relevant national regulations, and legally provide the bacteria species to units engaged in experimental activities of pathogenic microorganisms. In addition, the center will play a significant role in the technical research and training practice in the related area.

independent.co.uk/news/science/appalling-irresponsibility-senior-scientists-attack-chinese-researchers-for-creating-new-strains-of-8601658.html

>Senior scientists have criticised the “appalling irresponsibility” of researchers in China who have deliberately created new strains of influenza virus in a veterinary laboratory. They warned there is a danger that the new viral strains created by mixing bird-flu virus with human influenza could escape from the laboratory to cause a global pandemic killing millions of people.

>Boomers die
>Americans no longer known for being fat
Just let this shit jump to niggers and pacos and the 50's will be slowly coming back

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019–20_coronavirus_pandemic

USA will overtake Italy by tomorrow for the number of deaths

What the hell is going on in Turkey???

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so how many countries are there now?

journals.sagepub.com/doi/full/10.1177/1535676018758891

>MICRO-CHEM PLUS Detergent Disinfectant Cleaner (MCP) is a commonly used disinfectant at biosafety level 4 (BSL-4) laboratories where research activities involving the most dangerous pathogens must be conducted. Using bat severe acute respiratory syndrome (SARS)–like coronavirus (CoV) WIV1 as a surrogate pathogen, we extensively evaluated the disinfection efficacy of 5% MCP in the first BSL-4 laboratory in China.

>tfw your country peaked thousands of years ago

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Can't do anything*. Double negatives will getcha.

theage.com.au/national/billions-of-face-masks-sent-to-china-during-australian-bushfire-crisis-20200402-p54gjh.html

>Between January 24 and February 29, the National Customs in China inspected and released 2.46 billion pieces of epidemic prevention and control materials, including 2.02 billion masks and 25.38 million items of protective clothing. The official report also states the value of these supplies was worth 8.2 billion yuan (approximately $2 billion).

>One of the groups in Australia which sprang into action was the Poly Group, a Chinese government-run global conglomerate which started off as a front company for the Chinese People’s Liberation Army but has since moved into businesses including arms dealing and property development

REMINDER

>60 THOUSAND DEAD BY AUGUST

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Yeah, I feel bad that I can't do more to encourage the spread. I figured we'd be at at least 2 mil by now.

nice collection of trash and sugar you have there

Tedros is a terrorist

Germany cucking the while world and proofs it's just a nothingburger if done correctly

n-tv.de/wissen/Heinsberg-Studie-entraetselt-Coronavirus-article21704605.html?utm_source=pocket-newtab

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Tell me about it bc bro. My mom is a nurse and shes basically quitting(taking indefinite paid leave) because of the sheer incompetence of the bc goverment. We are governed by corrupt soccer moms and literal communists.

Have you prayed to the cult of personality around your local health officer today cvg?

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We are about to run out of ICU beds.

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Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling off ladders kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
Total nothing burger

check here user and here

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the start of the end, chaos has finaly begun, war will start soon.

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STOP MEMEING THIS VIRUS EVERYDAY IS BECOMING MORE STRONGER HOLY SHIT ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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I'm getting hammered af right now

>no shelves
>no boxes
>no stacks
Where did you find this picture? Who are these animals? People live like this??

>Survivors will have permanent lung, heart, kidney damage
I believe this about lungs, this is news about heart and kidney. Is there a source for this info?
Is the testes damage also valid? Or is this just the usual doomer shit?

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Nothing burger

stupid newfag fake greek

Some user proposed causeing panic by telling normies a death cult is behind the spread. Sounds fun, but propably too retarded to work

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Potus announces numbers a looking really good today

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so is trump actually cutting funding to the WHO? or was i getting hyped over nothing?

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Look at the date

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It fucking sucks bc bro. Everyone just wants the government to do something. The main street near me still looks as busy as it did before the chink flu