/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3108

We're fucked Britbros

SHELTERING IN PLACE IS RACIST AND WHITE SUPREMACY.

cope fag

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OPERATION FUCK CHINA
GET IN HERE RN Fellas let's face it China fucked as all over. Regardless if we hate each other we all now have a common enemy. Let's put our differences to the side for once and attack China using their own propaganda tactics.
Its simple we use their same tactics that are widespread in our social media but we make anti china post. I propose we put up chink animal abuse videos, leaked wuhan coronavirus videos, organ trafficking facts, and the fact that they allowed for a global pandemic to take to place

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Any signs of the situation getting worse?

Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling off ladders kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
Total nothing burger

HAHAHAHAHA!! YEEEEESSSSS!!

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All of china in a nuclear fireball

twitter.com/meclksn/status/1248711405504729090

Turkey is fucked.

Bangladesh

we just peaked, everything is fine

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These 5 should be well enough for a comfy phase 3 of Habbiding, but we might also see Indonesia as a runner-up.

IDOLS ARE GETTING SICK
I REPEAT IDOLS ARE GETTING SICK!!!!

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Kek the glowniggers are salty because the chinks false flagged their 5g psy-op

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Yes. Kill each other. KILL EACH OTHER.

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took till fucking /cvg/ 3108 to get me some proper riots going lets go turkey

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How's the quarantine going for you guys?

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Not really. Some countries are still in the early phase, but it's controlled well enough almost everywhere. Africa might become a problem though.

govexec.com/workforce/2020/04/coronavirus-outbreaks-food-processing-plants-have-inspectors-fearful-and-employees-staying-home/164501/
Lads,its spiking in the food processing plants.

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coof coof

Oh Shit

Turkey Civil Unrest

According to Thunderfoot, you're all full of shit.

A burger containing nothing. An empty filling between the buns. The middle interior is bare and lacking.

Nothing burger.

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Be reet

Like who?

Also I heard most VAs are running out of savings. JAVs soon?

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based, start the fucking riots already

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PROOF MOTHERFUCKER!!

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Good luck fellow bro. See you on the battlefield with a spoon.

>bday today
>everything is CLOSED

most uneventful bday ever but at least WE HIT 100K!

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Life carries on as normal for me lad.

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>60 THOUSAND AMERICANS DEAD BY AUGUST
>60 THOUSAND AMERICANS DEAD BY AUGUST

>60 THOUSAND AMERICANS DEAD BY AUGUST
>60 THOUSAND AMERICANS DEAD BY AUGUST
>60 THOUSAND AMERICANS DEAD BY AUGUST
>60 THOUSAND AMERICANS DEAD BY AUGUST

>60 THOUSAND AMERICANS DEAD BY AUGUST
>60 THOUSAND AMERICANS DEAD BY AUGUST
>60 THOUSAND AMERICANS DEAD BY AUGUST.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Turkey Right Now

mobile.twitter.com/ahmetsaymadi/status/1248712460238020610

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More

mobile.twitter.com/icimizdekipic/status/1248703424927064065

Full on Panic

I just realised, CVG is a containtment thread for normies. I'm finally free.

German Army has sent supplies to the UK including 80 ventilators.

Turkish army is flying in planeloads of medical equipment to the UK
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8208049/Turkey-sends-planeloads-emergency-equipment-including-masks-protective-suits-Britain.html

Say it with me:

CURVE

FLATTENED

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60k is nothingburger territory

Riots starting

you know how it is, everything that matters is slow, but same as with coronas infections, once they start they arent stopping, now that riots are starting they wont go away eather, this month will be fun.

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honest question, I mean we all know that Turks like to chimp out and cannot handle their emotions because of 'muh honor' (which is non-existent in Turks, only in groups)

buuuut, how retarded do you have to be not to have FOOD for 48 HOURS.. this lockdown will be 48 hours (!!!) long. What in the fuck Turks?

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>70k Deaths in Europe alone

Why are white people so weak?

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Maybe the real burger was the
>PROLONGED ECONOMICAL AND SOCIETAL COLLAPSE
we made along the way.

>60k
>august

you trippin nigga

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something tells me mexico

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And Turkey goes curfew...
Based.

>go to see if infowars has Alex Jones broadcasting on full hazmat
>He say its a nothing-burguer folks
what the fuck its happening?? are we the schizos?

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Its negative because its NET HOSPITALIZATIONS. Its hospitalized - dead, obviously the more die the more it seemingly goes """""down""""". They are deceiving people

Happy birthday

>August
that graph says 60k dead by the middle of May

>another cvg thread
>see all these weebs fapping and giving their energy to a literal virus
>at first I feel disgust, but the more time I spend here, the more I feel a strange attraction to Corona chan
>fuck it.
>start fapping to Corona chan, when my I bust my nut I feel a literal chill go down my spine
>arms and legs are slightly weaker and head feels foggy
>over the next few days I find myself constantly thinking about Corona chan and fapping to her more and more
>I feel my muscles atrophy each time, my bones feel a little less dense, my mind a little more foggy.
>tfw I am literally allowing a demon to siphon energy from me, and I am addicted to the pleasure

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Even this cute roach?

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>mobile
an hero faggot

gib source, pls not muh gravure idols

So just double checking is this the anti-death cult, death cult gathering place, or where both come to laugh at our inept governments

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ty fren

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thats because it's already infected the livestock

60k is a hundred times more people than die of the ""flu"". prove me wrong

>60k
>august
More people die fucking sneezing holy kek
3000 generals for this shit? Hahahahahaha

They're poor.

And because the government did not seem to ever do this they bet on everything turning out fine + they don't have any protection so that they didn't want to go out

Now they have to go anyway

>china isnt lying.. i-i swear!
ching chong what is wrong?

>Even disregarding quarantine, many Chileans went to travel this Holy Week
>Because of the tradition of eating seafood and fish in Holy Friday, fish markets were full, disrespecting social distancing, and basic measures to keep chink virus from spreading
Press F for Chile

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Happy birthday!

we have been showing similar graphs, in reality its just the result of a massive amount of people dying in ICU

Prove it.

post example i wanna see

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It will be extended just like India did

Atleast brought yourself a game?

>More people die fucking sneezing holy kek
>3000 generals for this shit? Hahahahahaha

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He literally says its net hospitalizations. 1% of New York is infected, its impossible for it to go down. He doesn't even mention new infections anymore, when that was always the first thing he used to do on every conference

Kek typical Brazil wanting Mexico to fail. USA will always have Mexico's back whether anyone likes it or not. Canada's too.

checked and based godform energy supplier

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chiggity checked

Report back in two weeks when shtf.

Happy birthday mate.