PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - SUICIDE IS PAINLESS EDITION /ptg/

you HAVE been working out during this quarantine, right user?

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MAGA

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It's Good Friday, let's be nice!
>this means YOU, Jim

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God fucking damn.

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Reminder the left cant meme

here we go again...
they have their next 'impeachment hoax' to focus on after re-election.

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6 gorillion hours in MS Paint.

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>252883893
>American Bridge 21st Century is a liberal American Super PAC that supports Democratic candidates and opposes Republican candidates. It was founded by David Brock in 2010 and is associated with Media Matters for America. It is an opposition research hub for the Democratic Party. The group physically tracks and monitors Republican candidates and officials and uses social media to deploy its findings
Your status as a brain dead sandnigger: everlasting.

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i had corona back in january. it sucks but i'm still not convinced we needed to shut the country down

post more Chanel, frens

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don't worry, OPEC has a plan

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Anyone else get their stimulus direct payment already, got it plus my federal a State refunds.
Filing early really paid off.
What should I buy /ptg/ with my 3k?

>At a halfway house in Hiroshima - for criminals who are being released from jail back into the community - 69-year-old Toshio Takata tells me he broke the law because he was poor. He wanted somewhere to live free of charge, even if it was behind bars.

>"I reached pension age and then I ran out of money. So it occurred to me - perhaps I could live for free if I lived in jail," he says.

>"So I took a bicycle and rode it to the police station and told the guy there: 'Look, I took this.'"

>The plan worked. This was Toshio's first offence, committed when he was 62, but Japanese courts treat petty theft seriously, so it was enough to get him a one-year sentence.

why do Japanese people refuse to get jobs?

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>after re-election.
nah they're gonna go through this the moment the country reopens, they wont have majority after election day

vimeo.com/406172178

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That presser was pretty fun.
what's y'all's rating?
mine is 7/10

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nothing better than (((whites))) getting offended on behalf of niggers, especially when I bet they've never actually met one

>all white people
not going to work

Will the left EVER learn to meme?

My gut says "no."

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Trump has federal execution power now yeah? he should execute them now

>Reminder the left cant meme
Neither can the right apparently.

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>that pic
Good. Die. Less scum in the world.

Just died on Wednesday, the day of the full moon for Passover. It follows lunar calendar
Today is the real day of his resurrection

Whoa!

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This is how the left wins now. They go back four years and convert old memes to leftymeme via a $400 million software package that consists of four trannies, a pajeet and microsoft paint.
They still won't be able to run at a profit for some reason and will fold after six months.

>Will the left EVER learn to meme?

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>angry chimpanzee noises intensify

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>it’s over

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6 figure campaign to what? Make half-assed versions of our free shit?

At least she's hot, unlike that big titted fetal alcohol ethot you guys post constantly.

>she will never bully you with those boots
i-i'm fine bros...were gonna make it..

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Kinda boring, desu. Except for BTFO Acosta.

Yeah
I’m thinkin she’s based
Reminder Yas Forums is and always has been WithHer

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is there a online thing thing or something we can sign to make that happen?

youtube.com/watch?v=AB7Ui5EvMas

>EIDL grants going out
>it uses a credit check a day or two before the loans go out

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Wow, this actually pisses me off.

A vegan, a cross fitter, and a trump supporter walk into a bar...
I only know because they told everyone in the first two minutes they were there.

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Oh you're a Joe Biden fan?
Name three of his complete sentences.

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Did you hear? Ivanka created more than 10% of all the jobs in america.

>At least she's hot
>Because she's Asian and sticc
Fucking kek.

AHHHH HAHAHAHAHA

CHURCHES CLOSED BUT THE NEWS JUST SAID THAT ON APRIL 23RD STATE GOVERNORS WILL ALLOW MASS GATHERINGS FOR MUSLIMS BECAUSE OF RAMADAN

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why?

Quasimodo predicted all this

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i really fucking wish but hey if they were ever to be sent to gitmo we may be able to watch online washingtontimes.com/news/2019/jul/13/house-votes-in-favor-of-broadcasting-guantanamo-ba/

Holy shit Blimpf BTFO!!!!!!

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That's a good thing.

Your joke doesnt work because alot of people have to keep their Trump support on the downlow or some smelly antifa cunt will try to assault them.

And that's a good thing.

This has to be the worst attempt at a meme the left has ever produced. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.

That's gonna cause some screeching

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>n-no u

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Is this the Beginning of the end for the CDC and BILL GATES?

Rep. Chip Roy, R-Texas, and other lawmakers penned a letter to House Oversight Committee Chairwoman Carolyn Maloney, D-N. Y., urging her to schedule a “formal hearing” -- either in Washington D.C., “the field or virtually” -- to review the coronavirus modeling information used to make decisions, such as stay-at-home orders, across the country.

foxnews.com/politics/republicans-on-house-oversight-call-for-hearing-on-coronavirus-modeling-platforms-amid-conflicting-data

Did we do it?
you know it was our research and exposure.

Needs a Nigger Cat edit.

Basically. Someone started a thread with “Q predicted this” and a pic of a little girl. Poster needs to be thrown off a bridge.

>seething lefties make POTATUS meme to own Drumpf
>Drumpf supporters end up liking POTATUS because he's cute

Good job, now post more cute POTATUS memes.

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lol similar thing happened in India, all the muslims broke lockdown and got together last week and their corona cases jumped massively

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OMG....THE RIGHT CAN'T MEME!!!

Why do fucking retards always state things are exponential whenever they get bigger fast? inb4 an exponent just flew over my house.

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doubt.jpg

Religious rubes tend to be the most unsanitary.
They kiss and lick homeless faggot niggers unwashed feet.

twitter.com/BrassballsB/status/1247242613985554433

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>not sure if human or Real Doll

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>“Q predicted this” and a pic of a little girl
why smear a larp so hard?

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Fugging glowniggers.

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All I can offer you is a hug right now.

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Fbi are literally coup starting terrorists thstveill assassinate your ass for literal cnn news bait agenda headlines of white man bad better genocide them all with open borders. Filthy catholic jew spic nigger filth. Mormans are still the worst though.

he's a heckin lil cutie, 10/10 would vote for

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>wearing a cuck mask
Jfc just kill me if you ever catch me wearing a mask

>Jfc
Find another way to curse, dave.

BTFO!

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Looks like McCain and a young Hillary dining in Hell.

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I think they're going with this because Dems are 100% going with the impeachment angle again for negligence and killing americans.

>Jfc just kill me
Meet me in Sweden I hear they allow assisted murdering theyself

Holy shit this
Where the FUCK are his tax returns

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>literally
>LITERALLY
>"n-no u"

Wew lads.

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Sad!!!

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>This has to be the worst attempt at a meme the left has ever produced.

I've always wondered if the right intentionally makes stupid memes on purpose, pretending that the left made them...thereby falsely projecting just like dear leader.

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>Where the FUCK are his tax returns

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>no u

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>mask literally ripped off the DNC
Lemme know when we get to the hangings episode.

>can't go outside, might die
>hungs herself or whatever
goofy bitch

When did "society" turn against nature self correcting its self?

How many trump supporters does it take to change a light bulb?
>two. One to change the bulb and one to autistically screech about how this epically owns the libtards.

multiple DC Grand Jury subpoenas

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>thereby falsely projecting just like dear leader.
Literally what is this supposed to mean

She's done learning in this world for awhile.
You don't get that time back either.

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Is your assumption that the left in fact can't meme because they don't meme at all?

WHO IS GETTING SUB PENIS'D

is he ever going to release them or do we take his word for it?

Schiff

why did we fail to protect her? she was our princess.

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Sweet sweet karma.
Get fucked, Muslims.

>literally
>LITERALLY
>"n-no u"
>Wew lads.

I'm impressed.

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OH SHID! I was joking about hangings but the madlad is going in with the subenis.

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He's the talented user artist called "Mr Blurry" if you care, he want's you to care.

/filter instead. ;o)

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Kek

Don't fucking teen girls spend 99% of their time on the phone? So why would she fucking care about being indoors?

Dudes who know they'll never have kids are attracted to women who they know could never bear them. The subconscious cope.

Simp

lots leaking and seemingly wild stories will appear so they are all on the same page
prepare your sides for the keks but also remain heavily armed in case of any escalation

HAAAAAAAAAAAAPPENNIIIIIIIIIIING

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His word for what?

i stayed in the last thread for 23 minutes wondering why
>no new posts
>no new posts

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but in the end, it doesn't even matter.

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How many liberals does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it doesn't matter because they don't have any power.

>remain heavily armed
Anybody who doesn’t own a gun by now is a dumb gay nigger

it's like the fisa warrants. why should we just accept another person's word that everything is in order?

How did you pull that off?

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Biblical times a'coming, lads.

I keep doing this, too. Can someone please put links to new threads when they're made? And no, I'm not a retard.

I'm just watching the conference now, that black reporter in the back saying that it is wrong to blame behavior patterns on the black population have more covid.
Can the NYT let her know that the virus does not care what race you are?