Where is my unemployment?

>they will direct deposit it to your bank
but when REEEEEEEEE

how did you do it?

Has anyone gotten the 600 extra bux for unemployment?

The 600 is from unemployment.

>americans live paycheck to paycheck
>aids coming in 4 weeks

I want trumpbux too . I live in Europe . Please respond .

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No, you should get it around the 14th, then. If you set up direct deposit for your refund, it will be deposited soon.

irs.gov/coronavirus/non-filers-enter-payment-info-here
>irs.gov/coronavirus/non-filers-enter-payment-info-here

$1200 will be a huge windfall for me too bad the strip clubs are closed.
I'm going to buy a half-ounce of straight-from-the-brick coke, step on it to make an ounce, and hone helluva week

Hope you get aids you degenerate.

All you get is clams in COVID sauce.

Trump and Treasury Secr Munchkin first have to keep those TBTF Wall Street banks afloat and buy up all corporate junk bonds.

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I guess no one really knows but the irs website says if you fall into the category of not needing to file taxes and no one files you as a dependent to wait before you do anything.

No I'm beginning to think that was a lie.

>NEETS
Literally fuck off you bunch of losers. All you do is sit around all day playing video games instead of going out and contributung. You're useless and the lowest form of people.

the money printer only goes brrrrrr for financially retarded companies.

>czech republic
>getting trumpbucks
?
also coke is such a waste of money user, if you must do drugs there are better options

>financially retarded companies.
Are they Really retarded when the government will always bail them out?

But as long as they're not claimed as dependents they're still getting trumpbucks

>All you do is sit around all day playing video games instead of going out and contributung.
There is a stay at home order till May you stupid retard. And I'm laid off. What do you expect me to do?

turbotax.intuit.com/stimulus-check/#stimuluspayment
If you are a neet then click the link that says
"If you don’t need to file
your taxes this year"

If you need to file then click the other link. You will get money faster if you have the ability to do direct deposit...otherwise a check will come in a few weeks or possibly months.

he wants you to do a job like his which is extremely replaceable, that anyone can do, and matters fuck all in the realm of "contribution"
it makes him feel important, for some reason

I'm referring to actual NEETS, even efore the virus. Typically white, male, and fucking lazy. Get up off your fucking ass

I've heard that people getting checks won't get them until august

stfu faggot
Why do NEETs trigger you so much anyway?
Could it be that you're jealous of NEETdom?

I'm not a NEET. I actually need the money to make mortgage and other bill payments you retarded meme flag.

I have a decent job, and people with minimum wage still have more money than you and have superior intelligence and education. You don't realise how lucky we are here. We live in a global economy and there's so many easy access to careers, job opportunities and global investment opportunities, especially within a city. But lazy men prefer to sit around and rot like losers.

Yeah I have heard that to, so it is really a good idea to try to direct deposit. The treasury will have a website up soon that allows you to update your direct deposit info even if you have filed (or at least that is what i have read).

i didnt get any free money either

1k..literally nothing.
If you are self-employed you get 9k free gibs with up to 25k depending on size of workforce.
This is just to keep the business up, workers are getting paid by the state as well basically.

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I updated my direct deposit info through turbo tax, got an email saying it was accepted by the irs (see )
I've also seen someone say that you can go to the IRS's website to give them your direct deposit info but I haven't looked into that

you got free masks no?

>checks take 3 months to mail

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nigger 1K$ is more than half of my monthly wage

They're as triggering as flies and stupid people. You don't deserve to get paid. The only people getting money should be people seeking for work, and mothers.

I'm sitting around waiting for a recall call it lazy if you want. I'm not going to work for minimum wage "essential" job when I'll get for from unemployment.
I made 65k while I was working. I'm only off because the car companies shutdown.

the US gives plenty of money to israel already, you don't need anymore

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no? i didnt even get the care package all poor families get every holiday this year
none of that money goes to citizens, not even a cent

bureaucracy is very slow user
there's a bit more to it than just printing checks and sending them in the mail

>he only gets half of his wage
over here you get 60% subventioned by the state.
If I was self-employed I would get 9k for three months. If I had 5 employees I would get 15k with all of them getting their money from the state in the meantime.
Germany is unironically the best place for a pandemic.

i dont get half of my wage, i got nothing

>You don't deserve to get paid
I'm not a NEET I'm just unemployed you dumb nigger

sad, why is bibi so greedy??

because he is corrupt?

Nice meme picture. If you're miserable with your job, then either sort yourself out or get a different one. Not every job is minimum wage.

Get to work and earn some money. NEETS here remind me of my stepson who doesn't work and instead smokes weed, drinks alcohol and plays games all day. Meanwhile my daughter is educated and is a lawyer.

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Yesterday , probably tomorrow. Or Monday. Monday of next week, no not next week next week the week after next. 3-4 weeks away tops. In fact most Americans will get their bucks in 5-8 short weeks. 9 at the most.

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But where does the money go?
Also does israel not have unemployment you can apply for?

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so you get no help from the israeli state during these times? I cannot believe that..

There are no jobs, everything is shut down you turboretard.

post daughter's feet

You'll get nothing.....nothing.

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Send me bux or you go kapur ja?

amazon is hiring though

>here does the money go
bibi's solomon islands bank account of course
>does israel not have unemployment you can apply for
nope, people get accepted and then wait years for their checks
israel is a really shitty state and never gave a fuck about its citizens

Checked thrice
Clearly this. It will be an eternal two weeks away forever. Three tops

These aren't permanent lay offs after the stay at home orders are lifted most people will be recalled.

I'm still getting medical benefits from my job while I'm payed off because they fully expect to recall by May.

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Whose they ?

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Theres nothing to spend it on ?

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good to see you educated her to do the right choices

Probably, I'm not a nigger and I'm not poor so I'll never get gibs.

So you’re getting it weekly. Isn’t it on top of your regular unemployment?

you are probable right, good luck to you my friend

They whacked you ?

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I don't live in a town with an Amazon location.

We could drone strike you ?

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the gubmint

Indeed, she's got an amazing job in the city.

at least i still have my mom's 500$ pension

She's taking miles of cock, do you ever think about that

Fed buys the bonds not treasury.

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>DAUGHTER
>SHYSTER
Nice bait Chang, no one on Yas Forums would ever brag about raising a roastie lawyer kek
>crack
>shisssssss
>sssiiiiiip
back to beer for me, Wagie, now go pay your NEET taxes

Were on a shelter in place order

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Debt

No, that money belongs to your mother

Brrr

i live with her and need food too

Hope she catches the chines flu and dies

Why don't my turbo tax say anything when I sign in? REEEEE

wagie wagie
get in your cagie

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i think my local office depot is done for, theyve been talking about closing it for a year now

same, mine doesn't either.

I don't interfere with her sexual life since I'm not a restricted and anti freedom conservatard, and she's an intelligent woman who knows what she's doing. Also she's got a boyfriend. She's happy and she's a success. Whatever she is, she's clearly doing better for herself than the wife's kid who does nothing.

I don't care what silly names you throw, she's doing well and is a success. Why do you automatically think ''BAD'' just because some woman is a lawyer? Is it insecurity? Would you rather a daughter be trailer trash or be a single parent in a hood instead?

Yeah and I filled out all my taxes, should be getting $2900. I want my TrumpBux

>people having fun
REEEEEEEE BAD
yikey yikey yikey. I'm sure it's better in your smelly and lonely basement

see

Yes, I would rather my daughter was a craigslist call girl with her own business than be a lawyer, so would any sane man.

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>I filled out all my taxes
Then you should be getting it automatically

ok ian

It's actually a sex difference, there's a biologically reason men have a tendency to fall into lethargic NEETdom but women don't.

NEET NEET ALONE IN SEAT
ALL DAY LONG YOU BEAT YOUR MEAT
GOT NO GIRLFRIEND
GOT NO PRIDE
ALWAYS BROKE AND DEAD INSIDE
EAT THOSE TENDIES DOWN THOSE FRIES
ON THE STREETS WHEN MOMMY DIES

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Yeah I just wish TurboTax had the page saying I would. It would make me feel better as I wait

>Yes, I would rather my daughter was a craigslist call girl with her own business than be a lawyer, so would any sane man.
who in the literal fuck thinks this? why? you clearly have problems my dude

like making minimum wage is any different

She's not working now faggot. Courthouses are closed too.

Hey, what country are you from?
I have a feeling I've seen you posting before
>inb4 take your meds

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