/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3107

Just woke up, give me today's QRD
>third strain popped up
>can cause Guillain-Barré
>Ebola-chan returns to the field
Anything else?

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We are all basically going to die this year. What are your plans?

Is this burger half-empty or half-full?

Fake cause of death

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Fake death stats

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There have to be a good few thousand anons and their loved ones who are feeling pretty prepped and coomfy cos of /cvg/

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Hospitals lying

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Who even writes this stuff.

where are all the paid rioters?
waiting for May 1st?

CHYNA GOOD TRUST CHINA NUMBAHS. CHI A SAVE WO5LD CHINA NUMBAH ONE BRAISE GOMMUNISM

GREENLAND HAS KILLED CORONA-CHAN

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That's about it.

All RARE

twitter.com/i/status/1248635166920183809 Made in China
twitter.com/i/status/1248374135564013568 Food of China
twitter.com/i/status/1248674992453226502 Hygiene of China
twitter.com/i/status/1248365983905001474 China vs Hong Kongers
twitter.com/i/status/1248299763650514951 PPE From China
twitter.com/i/status/1247737689270554625 How its made

so, is it wrong for Russians to send 1.5 Chinese back ? Infected or not, all sent back.
twitter.com/i/status/1247528116618059782 The Vladivostok border
twitter.com/i/status/1247529489023684609 The Chinese sent back
twitter.com/i/status/1248588224227725313 Russian wont treat them.
Can a Russian user or somebody confirm this ?

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did i miss anything major the last 1,5 week??

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FRIENDLY REMINDER SWEDEN CARES MORE ABOUT ILLEGAL MONKEYS THAN THEIR OWN ELDERLY. BAHAHAHAHAHA

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Scratchy throat last night. Feel my temp just slightly higher now

How fucked am I?

I'm okay with dying. I honestly don't care.

youtube.com/watch?v=wfYL96O9Mhc
PvP Unlock when ?

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OPERATION FUCK CHINA
GET IN THIS THREAD Fellas let's face it China fucked as all over. Regardless if we hate each other we all now have a common enemy. Let's put our differences to the side for once and attack China using their own propaganda tactics.
Its simple we use their same tactics that are widespread in our social media but we make anti china post. I propose we put up chink animal abuse videos, leaked wuhan coronavirus videos, organ trafficking facts, and the fact that they allowed for a global pandemic to take to place
What do you guys think is this a good idea or am I just being an autist?

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Completely full you lesser Albanian gypsy

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FUCKING SOON

I’ve been following this since Jan. My family is nice and comfy. I’m feelin’ good user. How are you?

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Ching Chong chao ferrow Nazis. I’m retting you know grorious peopur’s repubric of China is not to brame for this pandemic. Corona chan is American bio weapon. RONG RIVE COMRADE XI

Using the coronavirus as pretext, Google announced it will censor discussions of 5G health effects

>GOOGLE CENSORS WARNINGS ABOUT 5G HEALTH EFFECTS
>GOOGLE CENSORS WARNINGS ABOUT 5G HEALTH EFFECTS
>GOOGLE CENSORS WARNINGS ABOUT 5G HEALTH EFFECTS
>GOOGLE CENSORS WARNINGS ABOUT 5G HEALTH EFFECTS

As the world's largest data mining firm, Google stands at the center of the 5G roll-out.
Google says new (((algorithms))) will use search terms to ban coreonavirus "conspiracy theories" and "misleading health claims" about 5G. Facebook and YouTube are joining in their efforts.
The New York Times & CNN say all health complaints against wireless are baseless. Telecom giant AT&T owns CNN, Telecom billionaire Carlos Slim owns the NYTimes.
>The Irish Press Counsel rebuked the Times for its false and misleading reports on 5G safety in violation of Ireland's Truth and Accuracy Standards

To justify the censorship, Google claims that the International Commission to Non-Ionizing Radiation Protection (ICNIRP) has found "absolutely no risk to public health."
Google nowhere mentions that ICNIRP is a Telecom industry front group. An Italian appellate court recently rules that cell phones caused the brain tumor in a telecom employee. The court found that studies conducted by ICNIRP members are biased because ICNIRP is "funded by the telecom industry."

Megaquakes and asteroids to top off the year of happenings if get

I've been having the same symptoms for like 4 weeks now. The dry cough doesn't go away but I've never had any full-on fever. Hope it's just an allergy.

Yeah, they are lying. My cousin works at one and they've been told to downplay coronavirus cases and cover them up if they're able to. Kys denial shill.

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Meanwhile, in Brazil...

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There's no more Nintendo Switches ;;;;;;;;

deenz are fucking gross

Good lyck with your cgina flu bro

SPANISH LEFT "CULTURE" PEOPLE ARE ASKING FOR A 48 HOURS STRIKE OF NO CULTURAL STUFF ON THE INTERNET BECAUSE THEY AREN'T STATE MONEY FROM THE COMMUNIST GOVERMENT DURING THE CORONAVIRUS CRISIS

>twitter.com/LeticiaDolera/status/1248365292440489985
>"
Culture builds and shapes our society.
The cultural sector is suffering severely from the Covid crisis and deserves and needs, like everyone else, concrete political measures that should be presented and defended by the Ministry of Culture. That's why 10 and 11 of April 48 hours without cultural content in the internet"

OH NONONONONONONONONONOONONONO THE LEFT EATING THEIR OWN ONCE AGAIN

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biggest clown is Sweden again not locking down pretending it's nothing and even still importing illegals Sweden really has to outdone everyone again

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Fuck this gay earth

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When will we have more data on Africa?

I had COVID-19 for a week - light cough, lethargic, headaches, pretty much just mild flu-like symptoms. Now I feel like a million bucks. This is a bigger nothing taco than Y2K and Al Capone's vault and you sucker faggots are drinking up the media and clickbait like Belle Delphine's bathwater. This is the most pathetic doomsday cult I've ever seen, the world will never share you miserable fuck's existance no matter how hard you circle jerk and spread your speculative schizo disinfo. Oh look now there's Hydroxychloroquine treatment that btfo your blessed Coronachan. Oh look now your graphs are nose-diving who would've thunk it. Oh look I just went through another roll of Angel Soft today. Like all generals, /cvg/ will last way longer than it should and months from now you doomer NPC's will still be screeching just wait 2 moar weeks! and just you wait until the Winter! But hey, at least you're social distancing and contained here from the rest of the boards and society.
>inb4 reinfection and bro your lungs and balls are fucked4life!!1!
Lol yeah no life's good kiddo, I'm about to fuck my gf and order an All-Star special from Waffle House. How's all those sardines and ramen tasting?

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When?

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Curve flattening!

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Good luck with the coof.

did i miss anything major the last 1,5 week?

>>GOOGLE CENSORS WARNINGS ABOUT 5G HEALTH EFFECTS
because you're retarded, just like that theory

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We are probably not going to ever live a normal life again in the united states we have to wait for a vaccine but even then this virus mutates so much i don't even know if that will be enough.

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Here, let me help you.

every day that china isn't firebombed is one more mistake

My uncle works at Nintendo and confirmed your story too

Btw, you glow in the dark

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get fucked im gonna go play animal crossing

>LARPs about having had SARS-CoV-2
okay kiddo

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Sorry pals - i have a dynamic IP and the map tracker redirects me to this stolen land. I'm actually in the middle of Serbia.

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lol

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Why is everyone playing this game? My 10 year old plays it.

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1.5Millions sent back by Russians, can somebody Russian confirm this ?

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Let it all burn in hell.

Here in my shithole rapists always end up "committing suicide" in jail.

God damn it. Talk about bad luck.

Didn't we just hit 100k deaths?

STOP!!!
Your shilling is scaring off Gary
>show flag faggot

It's part of the "flood the zone with shit" tactic
Just put so much nonsense out there it becomes impossible to thread ones way through and make sense of things

One theory I have is that the Coronachan was a weapon released accidentally and once the CCP understood what was happening they bombarded the world with noise.
It's a mistake to believe the poor grammar 50 cent shills are the only chinks active
But I also think mutts and Putin's little helpers are also smearing shit everywhere
We'll never know

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youtu.be/8XZ9iv2H2Xk
TL;DR but nice pic user

US Deaths

Goodbye user...

get me away from here I'm dying
>get me away from here I'm dying
get me away from here I'm dying
>get me away from here I'm dying
get me away from here I'm dying
>get me away from here I'm dying
get me away from here I'm dying
>get me away from here I'm dying

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Stfu autist
You unworthy white scum should never be allowed to walk or see the land of the Gods.

China is the Middle Kingdom. Everything and everyone revolves around it. China's superior system of governance is the way of the future. It's technology and science is unmatched by any civilization. It's people are proud, strong and intelligent. The Han Chinese are the Gods of the real world.

While average IQ westerners care about surface level knowledge, like "GDP" and "elections", the Chinese care about maintaining and advancing civilization. We balance the natural shifts of world power. Without China, the Earth would fall into eternal chaos.

Australia? You mean 澳大利亚. America? You mean 美国. It's Chinese autonomous territory. Hope you know Mandarin, subhumans. Start practicing Han culture instead of your barbaric one. You'll still be a Class-B citizen, but at least you won't be sent to the Sino-African vassal states to do hard labor. You are merely pawns in China's rightful quest of world (and eventual space) domination.

回复此帖子,或者您的母亲今晚在睡眠中死亡

>wow user that long post was too hard to read so i'm just gonna call you retarded

>ebola-chan returns
Thanks for the idea in drawing fren

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the game has a lot of depth

>iceland on the shelf

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Glad you're doing better, then. But never forget what China did

How the fuck is it just supposed to go to zero out of literally nowhere? This is worse than China-tier

why so slow?

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A l l

H a i l

C o r o n a - C h a n

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Uh...based?

shut up megushitter

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>legitimately thinks 5g is deadly death beams.
Stay retarded

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tiny iceland frog makes me laugh every time

>flag
no

Peak comfy
Got everything I need
Just feel a bit sad that people don't know what's coming
The developed world hasn't faced food shortages in our lifetimes
Gonna be wild for a while

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So China has
>survived the pandemic with far less deaths than any western superpower
>helped hundreds of other countries despite suffering greatly themselves... very selfless act!
>restarted it's economy and is up and roaring carrying the world
>still managed to resist western changes to corrupt itself and continue with the old way and new ways of modern Chinese Life
>lastly and greatly, blew the fuck out of racists on Yas Forums

Dam, where can I sign up for a Chinese-inspired government here?

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Hope you deliver good drawfren
Updates die down at 3pm

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Fuck your cousin before it's too late.

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Get that whore out of my board

FUCKING HELL ARE YOU SERIOUS

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Something interesting going on with this Israel trained ER Doc.
vimeo.com/402537849
Ricin Inhalation
Clinical Description
Data on inhalation exposure to ricin in humans are limited. Some or all of the following
symptoms may manifest:
Cough, respiratory distress, bronchoconstriction
Pulmonary edema
Cyanosis
Nausea
Excessive diaphoresis
Weakness
Influenza-like symptoms: fever, myalgia, and arthralgia
Hypotension, respiratory failure and multisystem organ failure may occur
Death may occur within 36 to 72 hours due to acute respiratory distress syndrome
(ARDS) and respiratory failure.

Can you guys confirm this ? Russia sent back 1.5M Chinese ?
This

A lot of people are coofing within the online games lately.

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t. Taiwanese Malaysian chink

>48 hours
lel

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most modern vidya is utter shit these days, so everything that brings at least a mediocre amount of enjoyment is like finding treasure.
then there are the s oy cucks that trow themselfes onto everything nintendo releases.

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You guys enjoying your quarantine?

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no she a cute

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Bros I think Corona payed me a visit, should I worry?

>flat curve already
wow, its fucking nothing
anyone who fell for this nothingburger should be removed from society for terminal retardation
>n-no it's not like the f-flu.... i-it has 1% death rate!!!!
fucking dumbass. i got laid off because you fucking retarded niggers whipped everyone into a frenzy over a couple boomers dying. like theyre not dying anyway ---- this whole saga will be looked back on like the dancing plague of 1518

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Didn't read lol

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but ... muh digits.

>heehee I'm just gonna post cute anime girls and call other people names and pretend i know better

Locusts harder, better, faster, stronger soon
qz.com/africa/1836159/locusts-set-to-hit-kenya-east-africa-again-400-times-stronger/amp

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>i got laid off
Oh no, that sucks.
Thoughts and prayers.

I actually understand the science behind 5g, and the frequencies in general. I suppose you think 2.4GHz is deadly microwaves too?

Lol, nice larp. If you truly knew anything this larp would turn to ash in your mouth

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as i said before Turkey goes for Herd immunity meme.

Imagine 30 men in one room for 48 hozrs drinking tea and sucking on the same shisha pipe

Never gets old.