/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3106

>already 73,000 cases
Is she gonna surpass 8,000 deaths today?

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No. I want to die.

So when do you think big riots will start?
Obviously the blacks will not acquiesce to a long quarantine.

Thank you Argie bro for you continued selfless service. You’ve been a godsend, and unironically probably saved at least a couple hundred lives with these threads.

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Is it just “an ordinary flu” that passes every year and against which we usually don't do anything - or a dangerous pandemic that requires rigid measures?

To answer this question, you definitely don't need to ask statisticians who have never seen a patient. The pure, statistical assessment of this pandemic is immoral anyway. You have to ask the people at the front.

None of my colleagues - and neither of course I - and none of the nursing staff can remember that the following conditions have prevailed in the past 30 or 40 years, namely:

entire clinics are filled with patients who all have the same diagnosis;
whole intensive care units are filled with patients who all have the same diagnosis;
25% to 30% of nurses and the medical profession also acquire exactly the disease that those patients who care for them have;
zu wenig Beatmungsgeräte zur Verfügung standen;
patient selection had to be carried out, not for medical reasons, but because the sheer number of patients simply lacked the appropriate material;
the seriously ill patients all had the same - a uniform - clinical picture;
the mode of death of all those who died in intensive care is the same;
Medicines and medical material threaten to run out.

>translate.google.com/translate?hl=&sl=de&tl=en&u=https://www.mittellaendische.ch/2020/04/07/covid-19-eine-zwischenbilanz-oder-eine-analyse-der-moral-der-medizinischen-fakten-sowie-der-aktuellen-und-zukünftigen-politischen-entscheidungen/

what do you think?

youtube.com/watch?v=WROX-iqgjqc&f=

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I hope

hopefully, this is getting boring

They can’t figure out how to operate the hospital equipment, plus Americans are so heavy the stretchers often break and the hospital staff have to take time fixing them.

Do Spain and Iran really expect us to believe these figures?

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Legault is already starting to talk about reopening schools early and getting the lockdown lifted as quickly as possible. We're gonna get a major second wave if they do that.

I hope they don't, it would be retarded to fuck things up so bad after everything we've done so far.

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corona chan's pregnant right now, so soon

recovery stats are bogus

thelancet.com/journals/laneur/article/PIIS1474-4422(20)30109-5/fulltext

IT CAN CAUSE GUILLAIN-BARRE SYNDROME
>IT CAN CAUSE GUILLAIN-BARRE SYNDROME
IT CAN CAUSE GUILLAIN-BARRE SYNDROME
>IT CAN CAUSE GUILLAIN-BARRE SYNDROME

Guillain-Barré syndrome is a rare disorder in which your body's immune system attacks your nerves. Weakness and tingling in your extremities are usually the first symptoms. These sensations can quickly spread, eventually paralyzing your whole body

Its usually precceded by upper respiratory infection like symptoms and diarrhea. During the acute phase, the disorder can be life-threatening, with about 15 percent of people developing weakness of the breathing muscles and, therefore, requiring mechanical ventilation.

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>brazil going full herd

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Curve already flattened, it's a nothingburger. Now can everyone fuck off I'm trying to go bowling.

Hopefully, I'm just about to send her more energy.

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Not everyone can be an Eskimo chad and BTFO Corona.

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>Meanwhile, the UK has reported 980 new coronavirus fatalities, its highest single day increase yet.
dw.com/en/coronavirus-latest-global-death-toll-tops-100000/a-53083675
O- our Nothingburgerbros wouldn't lie to us, right?

American hospitals are going to be so full of landwhales that buildings collapse.

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I wish this general was about actual info and not larp shit. As in, actual scientist anons having discussions about statistics and shit. Not the stupid larping going on about muh end of the world :DDDDD. We could have interesting threads desu.

tell us your exciting expectations user

I hope their are more than 60,000 deaths by August in the USA

The 3 variants. The 3 bio-waifus.

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I thought I read somewhere that china bought up some of the u.s. medical stock before admitting there was an outbreak. Is this accurate? Does anyone have an article?

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stop spamming

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Wew lad

I wish the "just a flu" meme didn't catch on in the first place, so this guy wouldn't have to waste his time explaining why it's not "just a flu".

Give her some of your energy for that.

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TrumpBux might keep them from chimping out too soon; But give it 2 more rent collects and PvP is unlocked IMO

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>being offended that easily

Jesus christ...

Usually happens in the early euro hours

congrats 100k deaths!

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Then make one, you colossal faggot.

Eskimo chan will take her out.

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This black guy is using black slang. Arrest him.

wait how are people getting food if supermarkets and hypermarkets are closed?

Well at the very least go and die for Germany. Go into a migrant camp and lick everything have fun being the last real soldier of the Reich.

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If anyone here was actually involved in corona research he wouldn't have time to shitpost on a Zimbabwean flute carving BBS.

A traditional Inuit treatment for disease is to cut open a seal carcass, shove the sick person inside and then sew it up again. Before they do this, they gut the seal and remove its internal organs, leaving the anus as a passage for air to get in so that the person inside won’t suffocate.

Perhaps this is what beats the coronavirus.

How fucked are we if this spreads to chickens, pigs, cows and birds too?

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Some doc on Italian news just said that Corona might attack the brain as well. There are cases with neurological effects.
How common is this? I hadn't heard of this before.

Recovery stats aren't required to be reported, same as Germany.

There is a science board you absolute cretin.

Why do you have that saved, sunshine?

eat your neighbours

We starving in our homes bro

> reopen
Read it slowly, Italian gov said they have vaccines...but....nahhh, I think they just insane

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also pharmacies, do people not need medicine anymore? how are people getting meds?

Everything that is speculated or happens in a single case must be universal according to /cvg/.

There is a board for that.

It’s been reported for a while in white papers and journal articles. Check the pastebin link at the end of OP.

UK 8,958 DEATHS (+980 IN LAST 24h)
FRANCE 13,197 DEATHS

>UK 8,958 DEATHS (+980 IN LAST 24h)
>FRANCE 13,197 DEATHS

UK 8,958 DEATHS (+980 IN LAST 24h)
FRANCE 13,197 DEATHS

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Is Belgium going to be ok?

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In the US I hear they buy stuff at gas stations, so probably the same thing elsewhere.

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My Italian relatives from Padua can still buy food. They get controlled heavily though.

The WHO mentioned this today on their conference as well. They say its possible, because other coronaviruses have the ability to be neuroinvasive.

Here's a paper about it
pubs.rsna.org/doi/10.1148/radiol.2020201187
>As the number of patients with COVID-19 increases worldwide, clinicians and radiologists should be watching for this presentation among patients presenting with COVID-19 and altered mental status.

They don't know how common it is because CT scans of the brain aren't being performed on patients

Saw some confirmed reports on it from China back in the early days
I don’t think they’ve had much time to do MRI’s on the brain etc. could be a thing

Leafistan news went over how a few people had gotten amnesia after their case went severe
just a brain shutdown until they recovered

i've seen links with at least 5 reports of this in the OP over the last few weeks

Considering the fact the food production workers are catching it in great numbers. I would posit that it already has.

The end of human civilization

Completely. Carnivora is already worrying.
Cattle would be doomsday.

That's true. If they have a general, then it makes this one all the sadder. I'll have to check into that.

whats up with that, we have +1700 cases but only 18 deaths, is this because were less prone to dying or testing differently?

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more like meat eaters

We’ll save them if it comes to it. Won’t even ask for nothing in return.

so... we need 1200 more deaths to match yesterday? seems unlikely, unless im forgetting a country that posts a lot more late on. is it all over now? is this the end?

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Symptoms of Acute Hemorrhagic Necrotizing Encephalopathy are ataxia, loss of ability to speak, sudden seizures, hallucinations, sudden altered mental status, loss of coordination. Encephalopathy means directly causing damage to brain tissue

Only poor people do this

>"I wish this general was about actual info and not larp shit"
>"discussions about statistics and shit."

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Nyc massgraves, best timeline

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>China
>1 death

that seems about right

I think its real, its something like "body forgot to breath", we here have vid like that, have to use machine to keep pressing his chest. Speculation is it went hiding in nerve cells then enter the backbone..and the rest is..you know...

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Any brazilanon? Are they still going /herd/?

Thanks. Especially for that paper, Slovenia user.
Makes sense that most countries had not the time to do MRT so far. Sounds quite fucked to be honest.

I need sauce on posted lulz

>tfw saw this happen on the 600lbs life
americans sure are something else

Most of the cases in Russia have occurred over the last few days, and the disease generally takes longer than that to kill,

Single case of brain damage reported in China. Also reported in mice.
Several cases of neoromuscular damage (Dunno the actual numbers on this, the article is like a month and I can't find it).
Single case of Guillan-Barré syndrome reported above.

It’s 3 PM in NYC do they not report after noon?

covid-19 will never surpass 8k deaths, not on our watch

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Guys, make sure you stock up on Corona cures like pic related.

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You stupid vegan faggot. Veganism is petroleum-dependant. Civilization Collapse = no oil.

Oi Matey!
Why did you suck an abo's cock?
It was ice wasn't it?
Are you from Mt Druitt?

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based and seal pilled.

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threadly reminder that reported numbers are merely indicators and actual numbers are at least 10 times what has been recorded.

BELGIUM BUYS 3 MILLION COFFEE FILTERS
en24.news/c24/2020/04/masks-unusable-in-belgium-the-chinese-intermediary-was-looking-for-masks-on-facebook-and-linkedin.html

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The sedative medicine propofol is running out in Sweden and they will start using animal sedatives.

lakemedelsvarlden.se/lattade-regler-ska-sakra-tillgangen-pa-propofol/

Hopefully the street price for special K won't get affected

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Hospitalizations are going down so we're doing well according to waffle news!
Also, fuck boomers and the people who take care of them!

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Schools opening again next week in denmark

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China only had 3,336 deaths?
That's fucking awesome.

not all burger states have reported yet

>actual scientist anons
Fuck off larping retard. Where do you think you are?

end of what you tard? did you notice that 4 billion people have been watching netflix for the past month which supposedly slowed the spread by ~90%? i wonder what happens when all these people will go out again. hmm.

also these numbers are complete bullshit even in countries rich enough to test "a lot". you think someone is spending $100 or whatever on a test for every favela monkey in brazil or every pajeet? the slums around cairo, nairobi, new delhi and rio are most likely hell on earth right now and it will only get worse. just millions of poor people that nobody gives a fuck about.

Now when is Winnie Xi Flu going to say the same thing?

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So how is that Sweden no lockdown thing going? Are they fucked or what compared to other nations?