Michigan anons, explain

LOL yeah, what a tough guy I would be, stealing less than 100 dollars in merchandise, and offering to pay first.

I'M SORRY SIR THIS AISLE IS CLOSED. HOWEVER THE NEW BUG AISLE IS NOW OPEN

>inb4 people call him a fag
What’re they gonna do call the cops? Cops already said there not showing up to every little thing

Really though? Are you that far gone as a human being?

is there a reason given anywhere?

How can one man be so based?

Last day to get the fuck out of the area and of course my family is still dragging their ass.
Guess I'm going to be stuck.

Really no idea what OP is talking about, Michigan didn't "ban seeds"

>Not handing the angry wagecuck manager exact cash for your product before taking it

this is the correct non-faggot answer

Michigan Governor banned the sale of seeds.

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This has to be fake. How does the yellow tape stop people from going chimp mode and just taking them???

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Of course not. Wal-mart did. Just start your own wal-mart bro

kek

HAHA! YES! Call the cops, little bootlickers. They'll be about as likely to show up as a literal angel.

is this real?

white people are subservient chattel.

people who buy seeds and grow their own food don't go full chimp mode period.

Wear a face mask and steal them.

No one knows what you're talking about as we don't live in your shithole state. Make a proper fucking post.

>put up shitty sign and tape yourself
>mouth breathing walmart employees just stare
>take pic
>employees dont care
>OP is fake and gay but gets (You)s

>248 here
Its sad but true. Just steal them. Growing food is essential. fuck her executive order/Agenda 21 bullshit

>going to jail for a few dollars in seeds.
>dindu nuffin

I'll just steal them. What are the shartmart cucks going to do about it?

Just offer to pay and if they decline the sale, toss down enough cash to cover it and walk out. Fuck them.

I support this. People got to eat and Spring planting is Now.

Governor deemed garden centers and everything related to them non-essential

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Why? Not that it even matters as a crisis measure, you don't have 3 months for some low-calorie vegetables to grow to begin feeding yourself, but why is it banned?

nonessential goods

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How about a source, faggot

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I'm headed out to pick up some seeds user. Can I get you anything while I'm out?

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looks fake and gay
if something isn't for sale in a store, it wouldn't be on a shelf wasting space

Well, well, look at the city slicker and his fancy German meme replies!

Oh, so the reason is OP is a faggot. Got it.

taking packets and putting them in your pockets is perfectly legal in michigan. its how i always did it.

This, actually. Be Chad about it. When they say you can't buy them, say "I'm not putting them back, so either I'm paying for them, or I'm taking them." You think they're really going to put up a fight?

see, seeds are non-essential according to the governor

See
freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/detroit/2020/04/10/whitmer-stay-home-michigan-lottery/5129316002/

>Democrat woman banning shit
Yeah, should be fucking hanged like all communists.

The day I became a shoplifter.

i would steal them

They ain't gonna do anything. It's above the clerk's paygrade to try to stop you. Cops ain't gonna do shit

This is the correct thing to do

Honestly same. Nobody would stop me.

If the world has become a place where growing your own food could very well be essential to survival, I don’t see why people wouldn’t chimp out regardless

If you don't have your own seeds already you haven't been paying attention for the past decade

lol wat?

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There have been states considering banning the sale of non-essential goods, but I’d think seeds would be the definition of essential.

Order online

This is exactly why we need to move to a cashless society so scum like you can’t just buy whatever you want whenever you want.

>being this underage
despite what reddit told you cops will absolutely take you to fucking jail

Based. Went to the store earlier with my face mask and dirty rubber boots from work. Probably freaked some faggots out. Good.

In reality, yes. But how often do Dems live in reality?

kek

Nah, I'm not going to give money to people who ban things which are necessary for life even if they're only following orders. Fuck them, they'll be some of the first to hang when this situation finally implodes.

>I’d think seeds would be the definition of essential
common sense would dictate that, which shows the delusion out of touch mentality of Michigan's governor deeming them non-essential.

Cops choked a guy to death over cigarettes. They don't give a fuck.

>is this real
Its a fucking cat. You can clearly see its a cat of course its real.

>inb4 color clothing
Yes I get it, the clothing is fake but thats an actual cat so stfu

You mean the same cops who are not responding to "minor" crimes right now?

>Plant the seeds from grocery store-bought vegetables instead
They’re brainless.

>things which are necessary for life
>seeds
Nigger if you think that seeds are so essential why don't you have a stockpile already
You've never kept a garden in your life, prove me wrong
>you can't

Found the cop.

anyone who believes that is a literal retard. go start openly shoplifting while spouting your meme bullshit then let us know when you get out of jail