/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3105

PRESS CONFERENCE SUMMARY

LOCKDOWN EXTENDED TO MAY 3

>FROM APRIL 14 "bookstores, stationery stores, childcare shops, forestry, forestry activities" reopened

>"Already working on phase 2 for a safe restart: it will be an organic procedure. We will make use of a group of experts to work alongside the technical-scientific committee in order to better coordinate the process."

>"The group of experts will be chaired by manager Vittorio Colao and Italian geniuses around the world. They will help us to plan phase 2, taking into account the health but also the maintenance of people's quality of life."

>"Work safety protocol already signed. I urge companies to sanitize their workplaces and start preparing to implement security measures right now. The protocol will be further updated and disseminated. The restart of the productive fabric also depends on the companies."

>"Speaking of Europe. 1500 billion euros are needed. This is the most important challenge for the EU and for the whole world and they require adequate responses.
Yesterday's European proposals are a first step. Our Economy Minister has worked well, but agrees with me in the insufficiency of these measures.

>"Italy will work to establish the financial fund with Eurobonds. The fund is needed immediately and urgently. I say this to everyone, even to my European counterparts."

>"The debate on the ESM in our country is lively, among all political parties and among all Italians. But it must be done clearly and without falsity. Clarifications are needed on the ESM tool. I have to make names of those responsible for those who spread falsehoods: Giorgia Meloni and Matteo Salvini. Since last night they are saying that Italy would have signed secret agreements, but this is not the case: Italy does not need the ESM and has not activated this instrument which is inadequate and unsuitable for the situation.

GERMANY AND NETHERLANDS WE NEED EUROBONDS PLEASE WE ARE STARVING GODDAMIT

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> over 1.5 M infected
>100k dead now
We need no more simple webms and edits, we need coronachan anime now!

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awwwwwwwwwwww yeahhhhhhhhh 8.9/10

my girlfriend who i live with is showing symptoms (coughing, slight fever).
is there any point in us isolating from eachother? Official government advice is that she should self-isolate in a room by herself but, this seems silly at this point.
it's pretty much a given that i already have it, no?

Checked & confirmed. AMVs aren't enough.

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Wish could could just range ban the spambot posts in the first 10 or so comments. Yeah I can filter them but nonetheless.

Its smart to self isolate because initial viral load seems to affect symptom severity.

So, did Conte actually sign some secret pact with the EU or not? Are Salvini and Meloni right about him? We must dig deeper, Yas Forums.

ronas a fucking hoax you faggot retards

We gonna hit 100,000 new today or nah?

someone ban this attention whore's bot.

We now have three main types of Corona-chan.
Which one is the worst, /cvg/?

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What are the chances that this is an attack from China?

We lost a good occasion to leave over the extended bank holiday.

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Apparently there's a case of ebola in the congo today. Holy fuck the ride never ends

check 'em

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>Frogs receive their Made in China™ PPE

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No cure for love!

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Was raoults study already published? I thought it comes out today?

>FROM APRIL 14 "bookstores, stationery stores, childcare shops, forestry, forestry activities" reopened

isn't it too soon ?

fuck up most likely

>my first quads in 5years since I remember

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Are there any new pictures of Corona growth?

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clearly B

röllin to reverse

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High

The initial outbreak probably not. Them sending either defective or outright infected masks to half the world however...

2.9 MILLION CASES
>2.9 MILLION CASES
2.9 MILLION CASES
>2.9 MILLION CASES

aei.org/research-products/report/estimating-the-true-number-of-chinas-covid-19-cases/
> China’s COVID-19 figures are not arithmetically sensible. The Communist Party has deliberately made estimation difficult, but, outside of Wuhan city and Hubei province, cases are low by a factor of 100 or more.
> In late January, Chinese media provided information about migrant outflow from Wuhan before quarantine. Using a lower number than theirs, then conservative figures for migrants’ infection rate and time in circulation before national lockdown, generates an estimate of 2.9 million cases.
> This is partly due to China’s huge population. That population can also hide COVID-19 among tens of millions of respiratory illnesses. Along with harshly enforced censorship, the population can hide tens of thousands of deaths.

2.9 MILLION CASES
>2.9 MILLION CASES
2.9 MILLION CASES
>2.9 MILLION CASES

All heil Corona-Chan, empress of viruses, goddess of humans

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twitter.com/raoult_didier/status/1248541782289375232

>71,000 cases
What the fuck happened

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SPAAAAANISH BOMBS IN ANN DOO LUH SEEEE AHHH

The shooting sites in the days of '39

Oh, please, leave the ven-dan-uh OOOO-pen

Fredrico Lorca is dead and gooo uh ne

Bullet holes in the cemetery walls

The black cars of the Guardia Civil

Spanish bombs ----- on the Costa Rica

I'm flying in a DC 10 tonight

Spanish bombs, yo te quierro y finito
Yo te querda, oh mi corazón
Spanish bombs, yo te quierro y finito
Yo te querda, oh mi corazón

Spanish weeks in my disco casino
The freedom fighters died upon the hill
They sang the red flag
They wore the black one
But after they died it was Mockingbird Hill
Back home the buses went up in flashes
The Irish tomb was drenched in blood
Spanish bombs shatter the hotels
My senorita's rose was nipped in the bud

youtube.com/watch?v=Ul0uJfhywW8

I legit think I'm losing my mind. I've been inside far too long, and I've been drunk every night.

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Would be amazing also checked

Doesn't say, but I assume C is the worst since it's the most novel/more evolved.

>no Bush
It's shit

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wow 2.9 million cases and only 3000 people died? Impressive

wrong. if she got a light load from outside but you get a high load from her by kissing her, for instance, you could have extremely bad symptoms while she will have just a flu because youll have a higher initial viral load. everything you do to decrease your initial load of infection will make the disease less severe in you, so you should do your best to isolate her and not share a room or air with her for any length of time. tell her to keep the windows of her room open too, and if you share a bathroom tell her to flush the toilet with the lid closed because the virus is in urine and poop and can be aerosolized when you flush. and also clean commonly shared places (like bathroom handles) often. and of course bring her food every day and use gloves to handle and clean plates she brings back, you dont want her to use the kitchen. and after her symptoms subside still keep her locked for 2 weeks because people can still shed the virus after symptoms are gone

this song has been playing on repeat in my head for 3 days now. I'm losing my mind.

>daughter

DRAWFAGS I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED

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Check

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lmfao is it made of tissue paper?

>the population can hide tens of thousands of deaths

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>2.9 million
Deaths are probably a minimum of 100,000

There is, someone please post them

yh awesome. checked

Funny how the pregnant edit was made like a week before this was announced. We really are warping reality.

You can't deny the quads

>Oui, 80% de guérisons, avec ou sans >traitement, merci, cela fait des semaines que >nous avons observé cela. Moyenne d'âge 43 >ans, et majoritairement des femmes chez >Raoult, alors que 70% des cas graves sont >65 ans et majoritairement des hommes
Is he doing this on purpose

She was already preggnat on 1,5 pic

What about colourful scans of the virus ?

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>C is the daughter of B
Ok next corona-chan update needs her holding a baby with a C on its head

Forgot to ask do you have a link with the audio I want to hear their reaction since I can understand French

I wish I was a drawfag so I could contribute to this happening ..

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Crazed lunatic "just a flu" denialists BTFO by swiss medic working on the frontline of the pandemic!

>translate.google.com/translate?sl=de&tl=en&u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.mittellaendische.ch%2F2020%2F04%2F07%2Fcovid-19-eine-zwischenbilanz-oder-eine-analyse-der-moral-der-medizinischen-fakten-sowie-der-aktuellen-und-zuk%25C3%25BCnftigen-politischen-entscheidungen%2F

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>type C is the "daughter" of type B strain
/cvg/ WAS RIGHT AGAIN
OUR GIRL IS A MOMMY

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Kek wills it, drawfags, get on it

Wouldn't mind a virus girl dating sim or a hentai RPG based on the Corona-Chan writefaggotry as well.

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THE ESKIMOS OF GREENLAND KILLED HER

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C H E C K E D
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C
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And it's not over yet

It's like Ebola-chan on steroids, after 2016 Yas Forums is fucking crashing the WORLD this time.

Is this an estimate?

>DISINFO
Leukemia-like symptoms in blood samples from patients
archive.is/xc10Q

honestly you are such a useless retarded piece of shit. the white blood cell count went up because she had the disease. it has nothing to do with the disease being like lymphoma you gigantic fucking autistic stupid piece of garbage. the point of the article was to stop doctors from ordering blood work up for elevated white blood cells.

the article also states her blood cells went back to normal after recovering from covid. it’s a very insignificant piece of information and you frame it as if covid is like leukemia. it’s not. it’s just a standard reaction of the body to raise white blood cell count during a immune response. and a psa for doctors not to order blood tests because of this.

i could go link by link in your retarded useless OP and break each one down describing why you are a useless piece of trash. maybe i will. and all you /CVG/ regulars that don’t pushback against this intentional disinformation by OP should fuck tousled as well. you faggots encourage this.

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Preggo Corona about to lay some new strains

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mobile.twitter.com/stillgray/status/1248456343050059784

Fake hospitals

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>starts lunch
>nearly 6000 deaths

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Fake virus

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>when your politifu is recovered of Coronavirus

twitter.com/IdiazAyuso/status/1248634915417137152

U N F

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You're late today.

USING State's TV to say falsehood and make a rally against Salvini and against oppositions is REGIME stuff, Soviet Union stuff.
Why didn't they block the ESM? Why does the PD want the property tax? Why do the 5Stelle still want to block the TAV? Why does the EU want to tax the house and the savings of the Italians? Where is the promised layoff? When does the money really come? What happened to the blocking of mortgages for those in difficulty? What do they do to help those who can't manage to pay rents, installments and bills? Why don't VAT and self-help really help? When will the money promised to businesses arrive? Always #colpadisalvini ???
Other than "collaboration", what a disappointment, Mr. Conte.

SALVINI IS MAD AS FUCK HAAHHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHA

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Fake tests

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Thanks user!

USA is going #1 surpassing italys death soon in Coronalympics 2020

Americans what is your secret superior genes?

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Can you please post all of them?

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>Dr. Burks (? - the chick) discussing with Acucksta with surgeon general faggot and the other laughing with him
>Trumps open doors
>Acucksta nod this head in warning

How fucked up is to be a President with zero loyal people around?

look at the per capita deaths and we're like 5.6 vs spain and italy's 30s per 100k. lol. how's that socialized medicine working there? even our obese niggers aren't dying like you purebreds.

Could you post a link to the drawfag's twitter?
Had it, but lost it with the death of my primary shitposting machine.

re-use of illustrative footage is cheaper than sending a camera crew to every hospital.

Fake death certificate

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Is it still happening

PER CAPITA, dumb nigger.

Witnessed

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Missed you, Gary #3

Fake deaths

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What does TypeC-chan look like?

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What is it about virus girls that makes them so hot? Other than litteral fever

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twitter.com/willwildart

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>have 100 rolls of TP
>haven't used a single one

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Fake stats

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>we are so cool and unique because we post on Yas Forums
>do not forgive or forget we are anonymous! corona chan for life

fucking cringe

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youtube.com/watch?v=XN7iEFVLf5c

London calling to the faraway towns
Now war is declared and battle come down
London calling to the underworld
Come out of the cupboard, you boys and girls
London calling, now don't look to us
Phony Beatlemania has bitten the dust
London calling, see we ain't got no swing
Except for the ring of that truncheon thing
The ice age is coming, the sun is zooming in
Meltdown expected, the wheat is growin' thin
Engines stop running, but I have no fear
'Cause London is drowning, and I, I live by the river
London calling to the imitation zone
Forget it, brother, you can go it alone
London calling to the zombies of death
Quit holding out and draw another breath
London calling and I don't want to shout
But when we were talking I saw you nodding out
London calling, see we ain't got no high
Except for that one with the yellowy eye
The ice age is coming, the sun is zooming in
Engines stop running, the wheat is growin' thin
A nuclear era, but I have no fear
'Cause London is drowning, and I, I live by the river
The ice age is coming, the sun is zooming in
Engines stop running, the wheat is growin' thin
A nuclear era, but I have no fear
'Cause London is drowning, and I, I live by the river
Now get this
London calling, yes, I was there, too
And you know what they said? Well, some of it was true!
London calling at the top of the dial
And after all this, won't you give me a smile?
I never felt so much alike alike alike

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Lmao thanks

Faked hospital deaths

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>user...I’m feeling very fertile

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disgusting Jew poster

Hey deathrate virgin spammer

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ANTARCTICA HERE WE COME

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Being put on a ventilator is a death sentence.

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Hello, my name is Lei-Ping Zeng. I was born in Wuhan, and I also had a bachelor's degree from Stanford. Remember when I trolled you in October? Haha. My boss's name is me Zhengli SHI. She's a stupid woman and she's always humiliated me. Because of her, I didn't get to co-author an article in nature.com/articles/nm.3985#auth-14, and she got there. I'm also the only one in the world who constructs mutant coronaviruses. Don't you believe it? See my work on this topic.
jvi.asm.org/content/90/14/6573

I have developed a simple scheme for introducing mutations into the genetic sequence of coronaviruses.
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Construction of WIV1 mutants.To delete ORFX, the fragment F was PCR amplified with primers FF (5-ACCTGTGCCCTTTTGGCGAGGTTTTTAATGCTACTAC-3) and RFox (5-GCCTCTAGGGCTCAAGGATAATCTATCTCCATAGG-3). Fragment G was PCR amplified with FGox (5-GCCCTAGAGGCAACGAACATGAAAATTATTCTCTTCC-3) and RG (5-ACTGGCGCGCCTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTGTCATTCTCCTGAGAAGC-3). This new fragment was named Gox. These two products were then cloned into pGEM-T Easy. The two fragments were inserted into the BAC along with the other fragments as described above. The rescued mutant was named as rWIV1-ΔX. To place GFP into the open reading frame of ORFX, the F fragment was amplified with primers FF and RFoeGFP (5-GCTCACCATAGTGGTTCGTTTATCAAGGATAATCTATCTCC-3). The GFP gene was amplified with primers 5-CCTTGATAAACGAACCACTATGGTGAGCAAGGGCGAGGAGC-3 and 5-TGCCTCTAGGGCTTACTTGTACAGCTCGTCCATGCC-3. The two PCR products were ligated by OE-PCR, and the product was inserted into pGEM-T Easy. The rescued mutant was named rWIV1-GFP-ΔX.
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I never brought anything from the lab to the market, as you might think.

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The danger

Polio-chan and Malaria-chan when

last time i got quads was in 2013

i still remember it

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The Empress is smiling upon you mortals

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I don't have them individually but this gif got them

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Faggot Swede, what's new?

Thanks, user. Have a hug

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Is that your canteen?

Repopulating the Earth with cute orphan cunny after the virus leaves most males infertile!

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Amateur i had a hexes get defending chinese people claiming they were humans

NANI?????

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>twitter screenshots
>commie flag

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Who says leafs never did anything good

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So..... explain how it gets any worse from here?
>inb4 depression
Yeah but that's not really a happening, just shitty future financial prospects for people.

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HAPPENING CANCELLED
>HAPPENING CANCELLED
HAPPENING CANCELLED
>HAPPENING CANCELLED
twitter.com/raoult_didier/status/1248541782289375232

I don't drink out of the bidet I use to shoot water at my bunghole

Not sure if this is the one you are looking for; but that's the only drawfag link i've got ..
twitter.com/_icecreamteam_?lang=en

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that’s not me fagtron

The more evil/insane they look the hotter imo

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DISCUSSION
In this study, we have developed a fast and cost-effective method for reverse genetics of coronaviruses by combining two approaches developed by others (29, 30). Our method allows the genomes of coronaviruses to be split into multiple fragments and inserted into a BAC plasmid with a single step. Recombinant viruses can then be efficiently rescued by direct transfection of the BAC constructs. As the genomes can be divided into multiple short fragments, mutations can be introduced into individual fragments easily (31). Using this method, we successfully rescued three recombinant viruses derived from SL-CoV WIV1 (rWIV1, rWIV1-ΔX, and rWIV1-GFP-ΔX).

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Why would you think one figure is legit and not the other?

Great Corona, Great Corona, send your virus unto us, for the sins of the normalfags must be baptized in blood and fear.

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It's not the one, that one was something with a lot of "w"

Was looking for this one

I don't speak surrender, what does it say?

Homeland security just came to my house because I ordered fish cleaner from England. They told me to surrender my lawfully purchased private property, and I said "glub glub glub, I am a fish. Oi, I don't need a loisence for these were goods in this land." Then I pulled out my AA12 and murdered them both. Now I'm feeding them to my pyranhas

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Malaria chan exists, see Polio chan would be a cripple in a wheelchair I assume

fuck this dead nigger

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Do you have the colored version of the first one by any chance

Most of us are absolute fags, but some are good apples.

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Stupid boomers who still go on cruise ship...

food shortages
electricity cuts
medecine shortages
you get the idea

wheres ur loicense

so your PM was in the ICU just for fun or?

Let it all burn in hell, forever.

It clearly is

Malaria-chan in my previous post Wish I knew how to draw, would design Polio-chan myself.

Dumb niggers, spics and obesity

It’s...it’s in English

Yes, but projections say it’s all downhill from here in Europe/America. Now SA shitholes get assraped, it mutates, and (without a fuck ton of tests) we do this all again in October.