/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3104

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Governor of Louisiana said "Corona is not simply a burger of nothing; it's a giant bundle of faggotry and will be over by May." He further explained anyone who says otherwise can "eat a bag of AIDS dicks."

youtu.be/WEMCYBPUR00

I wanna dance like this when the stock markets fall

Can we get an F for the Democratic Republic of the Congo? After 52 days of no new cases of ebola, and 2 days away from the WHO declaring that the outbreak there was over, a new case has today been confirmed. They now have COVID-19 cases as well as possibly a new ebola outbreak

My dad is a Fire Chief in Texas and he told me some things i haven't heard before.

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okay seriously wtf anons
are you bullshitting or is it real
Is Ebola back or not?
aljazeera.com/news/2020/04/relief-ebola-outbreak-drc-declared-200410121800377.html
nytimes.com/aponline/2020/04/10/world/africa/ap-af-ebola-outbreak.html

Is the boob expansion thing still going?

>my 18 year old cousin is in the hospital cause corona gave her pneumonia
>my friend is a first responder and her grandpa just got rushed to the hospital and is in critical condition, confirmed to be corona, she probably infected him by accident
>playing poker over zoom with some friends and one of them is sick as shit
It’s really hitting home NYbros

>Retail
>Hypermarkets
>Supermarket

You're fucked

Yes user. Your pp does more than just peeing

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/boris-johnson-coronavirus-hospital-ill-dominic-raab-latest-a9459826.html
>Boris Johnson 'able to do short walks' as he continues coronavirus recovery

Dude was in really bad shape. In good spirits but can't walk. lol

Why is everyone pretending this is over? I know several people who are planning on going back to work in a week or two with shitty homemade masks. UK just had 8000+ cases, and US is ramping up. Everyone seems to be looking at Italy and saying “see, it’s over, back to normal”.

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We got 1,5mnl one, but it was controversial since the preggnacy people hot what they wanted

it's real

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Services for the person

Laundry and cleaning of textiles and fur
Industrial laundry activities
Other laundries, dry cleaners
Funeral services and related activities

Attachment 3
Agricultural cultivations and production of animal products
Forestry and use of forest areas
Fishing and aquaculture
Coal extraction
Extraction of crude oil and natural gas
Activities of support services for oil and natural gas extraction
Food industries
Beverage industry
Manufacture of other technical and industrial textile articles
Manufacture of non-woven fabrics and articles made of these materials (excluding clothing)
Packs of overalls, uniforms and other work clothes
Industry of wood and wood and cork products (except furniture); manufacture of articles of straw and plaiting materials
Manufacture of wooden packaging
Paper making (excluding codes: 17.23 and 17.24)
Printing and reproduction of recorded media
Manufacture of coke and products from oil refining
Supply of electricity, gas, steam and air conditioning
Collection, treatment and supply of water
Sewerage management
Waste collection, treatment and disposal activities; recovery of materials
Remediation activities and other waste management services
Civil engineering (excluding the following codes: 42.99.09 and 42.99.10)
Installation of electrical, plumbing and other construction and installation works
Maintenance and repair of motor vehicles
Sale of motor vehicle parts and accessories
For the sole maintenance and repair of motorcycles and trade in related parts and accessories
Land transport and pipeline transport
Sea and water transport
Airplane transport
Storage and transportation support activities
Postal services and courier activities
Hotels and similar establishments
Information and communication services
Financial and insurance activities
Legal and accounting activities
Business management and management consultancy activities
Veterinary services

Lefted out some things btw

>we didn’t listen

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Michigan user here from Wayne County. My Uncle who works for AT&T may have come down with Coronavirus, but his doctor says he can't get tested. They told him his fever wasn't high enough yet, and that even if it was, there's not enough tests, so unless he's hospitalized it's very unlikely they'll test him. He was still working during the lockdowns since his job was considered essential since he works out in the field on telephone poles and houses. His sister who's a nurse also might have it, though she likely didn't give it to him, because they haven't seen eachother in weeks. She works in group homes and private residences, taking care of old people and the mentally handicapped. She's got a mysterious respiratory illness and says all of her co-workers have it, and was just recently finally provided masks to wear.She told me she's not going to stop working though, and is insistant that her illness, coughing, aches, and flu symptoms might just be a respiratory infection and that it's nothing. I'm concerned she might die or infect other people, because she's a moron. Can you report someone to the police for having it and continuing to work?

There was also a nurse from my area who was found dead in her house from Coronavirus recently, and there was a bus driver who caught it and died.

fox2detroit.com/news/er-nurse-who-died-from-covid-19-cared-so-much-about-other-people-says-family

theguardian.com/us-news/2020/apr/03/detroit-bus-driver-dies-coronavirus-video-passenger-coughing

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Buy more boats, more submarines, okay ?

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He undoubtedly has a degree of lung damage so he needs to get used to less lung capacity

he did avoid intubation though so he should be fine eventually, could take a few months

>60 THOUSAND DEATHS BY AUGUST
>60 THOUSAND DEATHS BY AUGUST

>60 THOUSAND DEATHS BY AUGUST
>60 THOUSAND DEATHS BY AUGUST
>60 THOUSAND DEATHS BY AUGUST
>60 THOUSAND DEATHS BY AUGUST
>60 THOUSAND DEATHS BY AUGUST

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Putain les cousins tombent comme des mouches...

Let me just remind you all

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Lol 1,666,000 cases! This is a NOTHINGBURGER!

Let me know when it hits 2,666,000 cases. *smacks lips*

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to all the fags who want tiny brides: Think of your sons
do not condemn them to being manlets to suit a fetish
Tall women make tall children, and no man should be small

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What the fuck? Why? Is the virus gone?

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Because normalfags are retarded and they desperately want to go back to their rainbows and sunshine world where nothing can ever happen to them. Sons of bitches are in for a rude awakening.

based. just use fucking surgical masks and wash your hands. unironically the best thing to do

He said that the news is under reporting how serious this virus really is and that every call they go on now is to be treated like covid even if it's not a covid call.

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OPEN UP DISNEY WORLD RIGHT NOW!

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>FRANCE + 987 DEATHS
>FRANCE + 987 DEATHS
>FRANCE + 987 DEATHS

>FRANCE + 987 DEATHS
>FRANCE + 987 DEATHS
>FRANCE + 987 DEATHS

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k

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Big increase in cases from yesterday?

>theres not enough tests
its funny because my dad works in maritime and theyre sending him like, 10 masks a whole box of gloves and 10 covid-19 tests to administer at home.

N O
R E F U N D S

yeah bro, shit is beyond fucked

Here's a better reminder

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How’s you guys hair coming along? Might just shave it all of at this point

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If it ravages India, Americans will finally have a chance at being middle class again.

This is basically a net gain for white americans.

more like middle of may

Fuck yeah they're digging freedom pits in jew york

>ONLY FIFTEEN CASES, WILL BE DOWN TO ZERO SOON
>IT'S JUST THE FLU BRO

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Apparently the assumption of the curve flattening because of the lockdown means the virus is completely eradicated and never to return again.

how are they yellow vest doing lately
they still ignoring quarantine

show flag

>bleed due to ebola
>coof due to corona
>micro droplets of blood contaminated with ebola in the coofs
SHOCKING SHOCKING

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>deaths go to 0 magically
are we China now? what special thing happens in august that just stops this?

Sounds like EbolaChan was sick of getting mogged and has stepped up her game.

With or without nursing home deaths?

D A R I N G
S Y N T H E S I S

Crazy how fast things accelerated in such a short amount of time.
>02/25: 2,763 global deaths
>03/01: 3,050 global deaths
>04/01: 47,203 global deaths
>04/10: 100,208 global deaths

When you stay along time in a bed without walking you lose the strength in your legs. Once I stayed one day like that after a diarrhea and I could felt that.

Lol, I understood that by reading it loud, despite not even speaking swedish.

I expect a huge surge of cases here in Russia after two weeks.

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I'm tempted to shave my hair, but I have a weird shaped, big head and if I fuck up the cut I might have to go really short, thus revealing my weird head

Seethe

>herd immunity
>for a coronavirus
>whose antibodies last six months
Why should I believe anything that idiot wrote?

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Are you going to wash your hands
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kh1CqCAc2fE

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welcome to exponentials
this is how these things work

I mean, it's the setting of Heart of Darkness for a reason. And I don't just mean the Belgians.

Yeah we have a vaccine ready but we don't release it for other countries

New outbreak with infectivity of corona and severity of ebola imminent

>buy plate carrier with armor plates
>not gonna use it for home defense because it would take too long to put on if someone kicked in my door
>not gonna walk around with it on because I'm safer not looking like a target worth shooting
>not gonna raid houses or stores with it because I'm not a criminal and I'm well stocked
>not gonna wear it innawoods because it's an extra 20 pounds to carry around
Why the fuck did I buy this. Why did I listen to /k/.

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He also said that because the virus is mutating rapidly that you will most likely be able to get reinfected, he also explained that the recovered people are not truly recovered because they have no idea what "recovered" means and that they don't know if they are truly safe to be leaving the hospital.

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based Russian azukaposter

Is this true? Source?

Friendly competition might make both of them more active

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Err didnt your gov tell you to stay at home ?
Poker during these times ? wow

>Sea and water transport
>Airplane transport
>Business management and management consultancy activities
>Manufacture of other technical and industrial textile articles
>Manufacture of non-woven fabrics and articles made of these materials
>Fishing and aquaculture
>Minimarkets and other non-specialized food shops
>Commerce to the detail of daily newspapers, journals and periodicals
>Commerce to the detail of material for optics and photography
...ahh too many, your gov insane ?

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All the euros puttin' in werk today.

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My precious NEET life is over

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So they're actually using the precautionary principle. Too bad most hospitals aren't because admins are stupid cheap fucks.

HAHAHA AIRBORNE EBOLA FEATURING CORONA-CHAN AHAHAHA

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fuck china

complete global distribution of the s strain that immunises against the l strain

One theory we had in january was that the chinese weren't spraying disinfectant, they were spraying a mild strain
It seemed logical to assume that if it's a finished bioweapon that they also have the cure

Shut up Nikos the eternal seethemong

Day isn't even half done and we're at almost 6k deaths. Wew lads.

>With or without nursing home deaths?
Good question, i dont know
I just took the numbers from the Roylab stream

Vales verga argensimio de mierda.

>URGENT - 977 morts du #COVIDー19 à l'hôpital et en #EHPAD en 24h en France. 13 197 victimes du #coronavirus recensées en France depuis le 1er mars. (Jérôme Salomon) #COVID19 #confinementjour25

twitter.com/Conflits_FR/status/1248661377440526336

On compte les vieux qui meurent en EHPAD, les autres pays comptent seulement les morts hospitalières.

OP being a braindead that cant add a live link without removing the other one even when they are totaly different

>987 new deaths
Holy fuck lads, me thinks France is passing Italy soon

EVERYTHING IS FINE! EVERYTHING IS FINE! EVERYTHING IS FINE!!!!!!!

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That's pretty creepy.

trumpbux incoming next week

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Peru just reported deaths and recoveries, case numbers soon I'm guessing

I don't understand insectoid

it is logarithmic
remember, only stats using calculus are accurate and those that use algebra math or below are unreliable at best, and complete brainlet trash data at worst
e to the negative x squared and such should be used when graphing and trying to predict future curves

Corona tasted nigger blood and now went for help to the expert at nigger killing

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They will just take more migrants in to keep the job market saturated.

KYS Anglo

this is a level of delusional copium huffing I have never seen before

>Here's your chink PPE guys

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Yeah, I came to post this
Here's a write up
cam.ac.uk/research/news/covid-19-genetic-network-analysis-provides-snapshot-of-pandemic-origins

I got a very slightly receding hairline which is the only thing that’s scares me about shaving it, like this I can cover it but I just feel scruffy

ITALIAN PM PRESS CONFERENCE GET IN HERE

youtube.com/watch?v=2HtEkxYvelo

youtube.com/watch?v=2HtEkxYvelo

Hurry the fuck up already.
youtube.com/watch?v=GOL_DiTk8BY

I only have 70 lines. If you only want to watch the Ryolab one, open it in another tab, colossal retard.

>Is this true?

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>As Corona overwhelms Africa, Ebola escapes containment
Uhh what, more news on this?

Noooo...it cant be real, Bill Gates would be deeply annoyed if this is true.

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I can't believe this friendship is now canon.

give us the abstract please

Is this gonna be the most ambitious crossover event in history?

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rate my mask

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Yeah bro its totally gone, it'll never come back. Now go to work

Its only 3.6 roentgen

He said that the only reason why the cases are going down is because people are locked up but he also said that we will never be able to be locked up like china did and they still got fucked by the virus and that the way we are doing it will not help or only help slightly because we are truly not locked down

He said that we will have multiple waves as soon as we try to open and that life might never go back to normal.

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Meanwhile, in Brazil:
>Amazon and Ceará state having serious issues
>40% of ICU beds in São Paulo with Covid-19 patients
>Bolsonaro is at full madman and walking around Brasília handshaking people. Today he scratched his nose and cheered an old woman. Video going soon.

Those are photographs of the people they have killed.

Definitely possible as a factor, especially in an older man (inactivity means faster muscle wastage for older men, this is why typically tough old farmer dudes tend to go to shit quick once they need to be in the hospital for a while). However it's more likely dyspnea with exertion due to decreased lung function/capacity, given the nature of his hospitalization.

I don’t speak prosciutto

Its not like you could erase one of your 30 spacings and put the second link just bellow the other one like a normal human being, right?

I am gonna arrest anyone who says this is a nothingburger

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lol pussies just shave it at home with buzz clippers at a 2 or 3 it's literally impossible to mess it up you can fucking go wacky in directions and it'll be fine

Pairs with this one

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>8681 NEW CASES AND 980 DEATHS IN THE UK
8681 NEW CASES AND 980 DEATHS IN THE UK
>8681 NEW CASES AND 980 DEATHS IN THE UK
8681 NEW CASES AND 980 DEATHS IN THE UK
>8681 NEW CASES AND 980 DEATHS IN THE UK
8681 NEW CASES AND 980 DEATHS IN THE UK
>8681 NEW CASES AND 980 DEATHS IN THE UK
8681 NEW CASES AND 980 DEATHS IN THE UK
>8681 NEW CASES AND 980 DEATHS IN THE UK

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Remember how Yas Forums made dark and blond Corona and than we discovered there are two major strains? Reality does what we want

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Not great, not terrible.

yeah, that is exactly what we have been saying for weeks, at least some normies are finally getting it

we
are
FUCKED

ITS OVER BACK TO WORK

Maritime industry is critical now more than ever, depending on his job.

ITALY EXTEND LOCKDOWN TILL MAY 3RD. RIOTS SOON.

i just went driving around lol fuck governments fuck anyone who literally isn't an absolute anarchist

PLEASE OPEN DISNEY, THESE BOOMERS KNOW WHAT IS BEST!

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I love this man

OH NO NOT MY DOG SHIT KIKE OWNED NIGGER FILLED SOCIETY

There are just too many coincidences for this to NOT be an attack from China.

It's so obvious, jfc.

its literally nothing, a guy I work with's 90 year old father tested positive and is now testing negative. fucking nothing burger.

We should let them say it outside to help the numbers grow. Just don't spam my comfy /cvg/ with nothingburgerfaggotery noone here will buy

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UK is fucked, too many people are ignoring the lockdown so it's never going to end

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OH NO NO NO ON ONO NO NO NO, CHIMP OUT IMMINENT

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>Gugure Kokkuri-san
Now there's a throwback to a show Yas Forums forgot.

Mexican Spanish is the worst accent pedo this puedo that. They are also ugly as a pile of shit.

>Almost 1.7 million in under a day

Holy fucking shit

Post head

Oh, you're doing the crazy feminist trend ?

This means Brazil get coroned directly from China.

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kek

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This is how america is going to be. Everyone is celebrating Good Friday and Easter this weekend with family and friends. Deaths are going to explode in 2 weeks right before we reopen.

Boris sold more Bong souls to Nurgle in exchange for his own life

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An attempt to humanize the caregiver to patients who are isolated, the only interaction they get being from suited up individuals. I only wish more US hospitals (read:any civilian ones) got this level of PPE.

I wont be shedding any tears over the death of this globohomo kike world anom

Tell me abound the crazy feminist trend user

has to do with oil/petroleum plastics so makes sense

TOP TEN ANIME CROSSOVERS OF ALL TIME

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Btw this is the most probable outcome based on how retarded everyone is being

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Reactivation has already been confirmed, also serbia is a shithole

post head

I'm afraid all of you niggers forgot that Corona chan was killed last night. She is dead. The ice nigger Eskimos straight up harpooned her like a fucking land whale It's in their nature. They have defeated the beast and rid themselves of the disease, all without a single fatality.

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That was a February tweet if it was a most recent tweet I would call him a straight up sociopath

Reduction in air traffic visualized

flightradar24.com/blog/then-and-now-visualizing-covid-19s-impact-on-air-traffic/

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Hello, my name is Lei-Ping Zeng. I was born in Wuhan, and I also had a bachelor's degree from Stanford. Remember when I trolled you in October? Haha. My boss's name is me Zhengli SHI. She's a stupid woman and she's always humiliated me. Because of her, I didn't get to co-author an article in nature.com/articles/nm.3985#auth-14, and she got there. I'm also the only one in the world who constructs mutant coronaviruses. Don't you believe it? See my work on this topic.
jvi.asm.org/content/90/14/6573

I have developed a simple scheme for introducing mutations into the genetic sequence of coronaviruses.
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Construction of WIV1 mutants.To delete ORFX, the fragment F was PCR amplified with primers FF (5-ACCTGTGCCCTTTTGGCGAGGTTTTTAATGCTACTAC-3) and RFox (5-GCCTCTAGGGCTCAAGGATAATCTATCTCCATAGG-3). Fragment G was PCR amplified with FGox (5-GCCCTAGAGGCAACGAACATGAAAATTATTCTCTTCC-3) and RG (5-ACTGGCGCGCCTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTGTCATTCTCCTGAGAAGC-3). This new fragment was named Gox. These two products were then cloned into pGEM-T Easy. The two fragments were inserted into the BAC along with the other fragments as described above. The rescued mutant was named as rWIV1-ΔX. To place GFP into the open reading frame of ORFX, the F fragment was amplified with primers FF and RFoeGFP (5-GCTCACCATAGTGGTTCGTTTATCAAGGATAATCTATCTCC-3). The GFP gene was amplified with primers 5-CCTTGATAAACGAACCACTATGGTGAGCAAGGGCGAGGAGC-3 and 5-TGCCTCTAGGGCTTACTTGTACAGCTCGTCCATGCC-3. The two PCR products were ligated by OE-PCR, and the product was inserted into pGEM-T Easy. The rescued mutant was named rWIV1-GFP-ΔX.
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I never brought anything from the lab to the market, as you might think.

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Clean shaven to get a seal, otherwise it's not doing much good for you compared to a regular mask.

>metro.co.uk/2020/04/10/coronavirus-mutated-three-distinct-strains-spread-across-world-12536852/
WHAT THE FUCK

What does that mean?

Maybe I don't associate with retards, but none of my co-workers, family, or friends are going anywhere for the weekend, we've all accepted the fact that this Easter weekend is a wash

Looks like France and the UK are going to surprass us, may we have a toast?

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Radiation protection? That's the exact same set up that I have.

>Italy exploded because of the Hug A Slant thing
>Spain exploded because of the Wamyn's March
Remember to hold neoleftists accountable for murder.

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Who getting comfy here?

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I am sleepy. Gonna fap and then sleep

When I wake up, Coronachan would reach 1.8 million infected

>breathing getting slightly better
Am I recovering then? Have I beaten corona?

I accidentally deleted the timeline progression image of the WHO nig could anyone share it please?

Fap to Corona-chan to give her your energy.

ITALY EXTENDS LOCKDOWN TO MAY 3RD

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How didn't Canada haven't got fucked hard from this?

nextstrain.org/ncov

10万人死亡

やったーー!!

BREAKING NEWS

>BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS

LOCKDOWN EXTENDED TO MAY 3

>"The hope is to be able to start again with some caution and attention, gradually, but for a safe restart. This depends on us and on our attentions only compliance with the restrictive measures, which must be observed even more carefully during the Easter holidays, April 25 and May 1."

>FROM APRIL 14 "bookstores, stationery stores, childcare shops, forestry, forestry activities"

>"Already working on phase 2 for a safe restart: it will be an organic procedure. We will make use of a group of experts to work alongside the technical-scientific committee in order to better coordinate the process."

>"The group of experts will be chaired by manager Vittorio Colao and Italian geniuses around the world. They will help us to plan phase 2, taking into account the health but also the maintenance of people's quality of life."

>"Work safety protocol already signed. I urge companies to sanitize their workplaces and start preparing to implement security measures right now. The protocol will be further updated and disseminated. The restart of the productive fabric also depends on the companies."

>"For us, the containment and lowering of the R0 factor is fundamental."

>"Speaking of Europe. 1500 billion euros are needed. This is the most important challenge for the EU and for the whole world and they require adequate responses.
Yesterday's European proposals are a first step. Our Economy Minister has worked well, but agrees with me in the insufficiency of these measures.

>"Italy will work to establish the financial fund with Eurobonds. The fund is needed immediately and urgently. I say this to everyone, even to my European counterparts."

GERMANY EUROBOND PLEASE

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WHERE IS TRUMOOOOOOOOOOO

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ABSOLUTELY
UNDERRATED

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You forgot NYC.

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I never seen a Italian chimpout desu

Just wait 2 more weeks user (yeah, words we repeat in February)

Temperature maybe ? China Singapore and Europe

Oiii rilek la dulu

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Hmm, I like his draft work more than his finished stuff.

They're not globohomos so good for them.

I really want to see some updated mortality stats for Italy to get an idea of how many people are dying at home and not being counted.

CONTE
EUROBOND
FIREPOWER
CONTE
EUROBOND
FIREPOWER
CONTE
EUROBOND
FIREPOWER

Because you are a retarded leaf?

WHO CONFIRMS REACTIVATION OF VIRUS

>FROM APRIL 14 "bookstores, stationery stores, childcare shops, forestry, forestry activities"
Yeah you're fucked.

pay denbts, you colossal faggot

When was the last time the Italians chimped out? what happened?

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