PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - KILL YOURSELF TO AVOID CORONAVIRUS EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/10/20
c-span.org/video/?471115-1/
youtu.be/GOL_DiTk8BY
>DefSec Esper on CBSThisMorning 4/10/20
youtu.be/p20ghIGdiH8
>LabSec Scalia on FBN 4/10/20
youtu.be/RTJqzH224jo
>LabSec Scalia on F&F 4/10/20
youtu.be/xU4gvkURlBc
>ActCBPCommr Morgan on F&F 4/10/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6148561913001
>SG Adams on FoxNews 4/10/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6148588735001
>NIAIDDir Fauci on (((FakeNews))) 4/10/20
youtu.be/0O2emFh8WIc
>TrumpAd: Biden stands up for China 4/9/20
youtu.be/Nv7yVCwv6NU
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/9/20
c-span.org/video/?471079-1/
youtu.be/oqrvv47d1DY
>Women for Trump Empower Hour! 4/9/20
youtu.be/Lnfdjp-dTm4
>HUDSec SleepyBen on 960ThePatriot 4/9/20
youtu.be/k0ACuJgbCTU
>HUDSec SleepyBen on Fox11LA 4/9/20
youtu.be/KKi2gTXI418
>HUDSec SleepyBen on FoxNews 4/9/20
youtu.be/_FUiPbzoGSQ
>TreasSec Mnuchin on CNBC 4/9/20
youtu.be/JKnk2uf69mA
>DefSec Esper/JCSChair ArmyGen Milley/SEAC Colon-Lopez @VTH 4/9/20
dvidshub.net/video/746617/
>ActDHSSec Wolf on FoxNews 4/9/20
youtu.be/XOGyRC9ZUTM
>NECDir Kudlow on Spicer&Co 4/9/20
youtu.be/Zd6GmL7TFic
>NECDir Kudlow outside WH 4/9/20
c-span.org/video/?471110-1/
>NECDir Kudlow @FBN VTH 4/9/20
youtu.be/Hk96YDmvMBo

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twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1248620586663702530
mobile.twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/1248594489381277696
youtube.com/watch?v=GOL_DiTk8BY
fox2detroit.com/news/er-nurse-who-died-from-covid-19-cared-so-much-about-other-people-says-family
theguardian.com/us-news/2020/apr/03/detroit-bus-driver-dies-coronavirus-video-passenger-coughing
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MAGA

MAGA

hop hop

sip sip

a-woo

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This is a typical chinaman. Say something nice about him.

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Covid-19 is dying out naturally because it's not able to spread to new hosts because of all the social distancing. Also because how the vast majority of the population is beating Covid-19 with the immune system of the body, which is why the actual hospitalization and death rates are so low.

Mass testing needs to be done and the neighborhoods/cities that are hot zones need to be completely cut off, quarantined/locked down and isolated.

Globally not just in the US, Covid-19 can be beat fairly easily. The public panic is making things worse and makes Covid-19 seem worse than how it actually is.

With Covid-19 we are not completely out of the woods yet, but the virus is getting it's ass kicked far more severely than it's kicking our ass. I'm going to do some more Wuhan investigation, something never smelled/sounded right from the start.

Mike Pence is an amazing speaker and has shown what an excellent VP pick he has been for Trump. Pence has been doing a great job overall handling this crisis. Huge respect. President Trump has also went above and beyond with how he is fighting Covid-19, and I think even he is starting to see that things don't add up.

Also I'm looking at the White House Press Room and I'm very surprised that infront of the podium there is no bullet proof glass sheet still after all these years. It would help against viruses too, even grocery stores for example are putting up plastic pieces in front of the registers to limit human to human contact risk. Another thing I noticed is that the chairs on the left side of the room on the wall completely get in the way of walking to or from that door they always enter. (The reason why I'm so good at noticing this stuff is because I used to work and be security for many different Globalist groups way back in my younger days, I did such a good job at it that when many of them retired they gave me all of the assets they had because I was the only person they could trust and rely on).

alright faggots
just how MAGA are ye?

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>activates the BASED Production Act

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT LISTENING TO ALEX JONES

infowars.com/watch-alex-jones-show/

>in communist china, bugs eat you

at least he didn't sploded

MAGA and danke

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/ptg/ REMINDER:

BLIMPF CORONACHAN PRESSERALLY SCHEDULE TO START IN ABOUT 30 MINUTES...MAY BE DELAYED UP TO 30 MINUTES

BIG NEWS TODAY, ACCORDING TO BLIMPF

California declares itself a "nation state"
bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2020-04-09/california-declares-independence-from-trump-s-coronavirus-plans?

CIVIL WAR HAPPENING?

I'm so MAGA I donated twice a hat's worth, and then bought a hat.

Hey I just wanna say that if you're a MAGAnon posting in this thread feeling like you don't have anyone appreciating you I really appreciate even nothing but shitposting anons who give the place a lot of activity. So you're cool and appreciated specifically, user.

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Why is the briefing so early today?

Michigan Bros, you have one politician that's not trash.
Please change that.

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>infowars.com/watch-alex-jones-show/
actually its because I am listening to an Arthur Honegger symphony... No.1.

>to hide murder statistics, China refers to their own people as literal bugs

I'M...
I'M...
I'M KOOMING FOR KAMALA

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>not listening to Rush

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>we get to kill the source of porn, faggotry, and terrible fucking movies
God I hope so.

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aww man i donated once and then bought a hat, but that's just this month
i'm never gonna make it am i

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Have a sneaking suspicion that Covid-19 peaked a little while ago(maybe a month or two ago) and that fact is being hidden/suppressed.

> twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1248620586663702530
> The White House Press Conference will take place today at 1:00 P.M., recognizing that it is Good Friday!

It's for Good Friday.

To pump the stocks with good news.

at some point, it's just the tragedy of the commons, and even with the noblest of intentions you only disadvantage yourself to try and fix it when no one else wants to

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>murder/suicide your wife due to fear of corona
>end up listed as corona death

mobile.twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/1248594489381277696

White House claims it's because of Good Friday, which is odd because normally most Catholic masses for Good Friday are held @ around noon local time, which is around the time Blimpf is having this presserally

But whatever...Easter weekend is here, who really gives a fuck...but I would think we won't have any more pressers until Monday

I can no longer get any of trumps tweets... none of my several accounts that follow him get any of his tweets at all.. none.. Twitter blocks followers.

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/ptg/ is the best little news aggregate on the Internet.

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I so would tho

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Whoa...

You have to admit, this is a good comparison.

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Gib linx

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big news about what? him driving up oil prices because someone wants more profit?

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I feel sorry for your mother.

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UK about to join the +1k a day gang, it's just france and us now. i don't think spain or italy ever got that much in a single day's update
depending on how the rest of the day's updates go, we may surpass italy in total deaths today. if we don't, then it'll be tomorrow

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almost all polling last election were wrong by vast margins... they were just propaganda psyops.. why would anyone care at all what polls say this time?

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here's a quick guide for anons in democrat states:
essential: MNCs and their subsidiaries
non-essential: SMEs, namely local "mom and pop" businesses
why? so soon you will only be able to choose from 2 or 3 MNCs, though you will have the illusion of choice because they will each own thousands of brands. normies think each brand is a different company but really they are all owned by the same niggers.

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>no Biden/Alohamommy ticket
WHERE MY TULSIPEDES AT????

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the value of the dollar rests heavily on the value of oil user

Warren does absolutely nothing to secure the black vote and the Bernouts hate her

80,000 is the amount of estimated flu deaths. Estimated is much, much higher than confirmed.

Right now, we only have “confirmed” covid deaths. At the end of the pandemic, the estimated figure will be released, and it will be much higher than what we’ve seen for conformed so far.

Just wanted to clear this up now so that later everyone doesn’t think it’s some kind of shill dnc psyop when the covid death count increases once they switch from confirmed to estimated. That’s normal, and always done with illness death counts.

Here's the WH stream:
>youtube.com/watch?v=GOL_DiTk8BY

Blimpf hinted @ yesterday's presser(which was brief for him- he was in the room for just 20 minutes) that there would be big news today...take it for what it's worth

Didnt he want the dollar to devalue since the chinks were inflating it?

Its Friday trump needs to hit the private jet early to mar-a-lago for his golf weekend.

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why is it that polls are conflicting with each other like never before? something fucky going on.

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man that picture makes me so happy

I unironically thought Blimpf was finished when he made fun of McCain

if that was the concern, I wouldn't have printed 4 trillion for the bailout.

>tfw bought a MAGA hat but it doesn't fit me

Looks nice on my shelf though.

nigger the saudis and russians were illegally dumping crude on the open market
WTO asleep at the wheel fucking yet again

>the left can't meme

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I will definitely accuse it of being a shill dnc psyop at the end

I wonder what her boyfriend said.

I literally don't get it

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what was illegal about it?

Because they've relied on them to sway public opinion for so long that they have no way out. It's never going away no matter how much money it loses or how worthless it is, like CNN. Propped up garbage.

>six figures
Oy vey, How do I get in on this. I'll just make lame boomer memes while draining them of their funds

hmm... dunno

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>implying polls are real

Michigan user here from Wayne County. My Uncle who works for AT&T may have come down with Coronavirus, but his doctor says he can't get tested. They told him his fever wasn't high enough yet, and that even if it was, there's not enough tests, so unless he's hospitalized it's very unlikely they'll test him. One of my aunt's who's a nurse also might have it. She works in group homes and private residences, taking care of old people and the mentally handicapped. She's got a mysterious respiratory illness and says all of her co-workers have it, and was just recently finally provided masks to wear.

Ministry of Magic kept ignoring Voldemort's return until he came back for reals and it took a bunch of high school kids to defeat him.

>why is it that polls are conflicting with each other like never before?
You know why.

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>Warren ticket +2% over othertickets
>MOE 3%
>"DRUMPF IS TERRIFIED OF HER"

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>why is it that polls are conflicting with each other like never before? something fucky going on.

DNC wants and needs Trump to win 2020. Right now the DNC is broke and going for broke.

They also know that this Covid-19 crisis much like the Impeachment is going to make Trump look really good (if not Heroic in this case) when it's all over.

DNC can handle 4 more years of Trump. The average Democrat and radicalized Karens however is who you have to worry about.

> you can remove these two parts
> -china is hoarding the masks
> -biden dangerous to america
JEJ, no. Trimming a vídeo is an art, like a bonsai. You have to bring the time down WITHOUT altering the central point

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The results of polls are known before they are even created

I called it while I was watching his announcement. No one believe me

golfing is unironically an activity that's allowed during the lock-down

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Yeah, I know. That’s why I’m clearing it up now.

TWO-SECOND IQ TEST GO!

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It would be a prayer answered.

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You’re lying. No one is catching it. It’s a Democrat media hoax.

Not entirely true, my state shut down all golf courses.

is Bill gates "wife" a tranny?

Wikileaks proves that the Trump is the one that is correct though

>trust the global news media

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Oh. Makes sense now

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i've tried explaining to people how these measurements and statistics work, but no one listens
the finaly death toll for this will be over 100k even if the confirmed death toll in a month or so is 60k and we've passed through most of it. the highest estimate i've given was 300k, and that was a couple weeks ago. that's looking a little high but i still think 100k-300k deaths is a good prediction for what the final estimate will be

They aren’t conflicting.

hmmm

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You failed, sorry about your brainletism.

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trump's wife is also a tranny

ah you're right i had to look it up, but it's heavily "discouraged"

Bernouts still seething

>swimming in swamps boosts your immune system

Thank you alex, i will say hi to the gay frogs

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Had to tell my mom that Trump's stance against globalism means that every country that's part of or wants to be part of the UN is going to be just as bad as CNN.
Real fucking shame that not even one fucking news source is reliable. Even Fox is heavily compromised in too many places.

neither. I win.

>DNC wants and needs Trump to win 2020.
Is getting a 7-2 SCOTUS part of their plan?

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OANN and Judicial Watch are the most reliable sources of information

no

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Rent free.
Remember how they couldn't even keep up a good general?

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>Victoria Taft
Come on user, try harder.

MIGA

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Seeing you shill all over this board this morning really doesn't make anyone want to take you seriously. This is at least the third time I've seen this in ten minutes. You need better tactics.

There was also a nurse from my area who was found dead in her house from Coronavirus recently. There was also a bus driver who caught it and died.

fox2detroit.com/news/er-nurse-who-died-from-covid-19-cared-so-much-about-other-people-says-family

theguardian.com/us-news/2020/apr/03/detroit-bus-driver-dies-coronavirus-video-passenger-coughing

didn't the ministry immediately surrender to him, rather than spend trillions of dollars to cope and resist him for weeks, to the point of shutting itself down just to focus on stopping him?

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What flags posted those anti-/ptg/ threads?

Memeflags. I didn't see them when I searched the catalog, which means they were filtered for me.

Oh shit Google is even censoring OAN

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>was going to say tfw no Trump rallies
>realized they're all boring as shit nowadays anyway

I miss 2016

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rare helper
stealing, thanks

did anyone else notice these threads instantly fill up with whole converaations, arguements, etc in the time span of 30 seconds usually? Sage these artificial threads created by bots with entire scripted responses

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not memeflags. must be filtered for some other reason

My state fucking shut down over 40 state parks. If they close up lic boat launches I'll chimpout(in Minecraft). Opening day is coming up and I'm sick of sitting in my house or hanging out at my sisters or partying at my uncles. I wanna do some real activity.

Yeah, it’s weird how they couldn’t maintain a strong presence on an alt-right white-nationalist conspiracy board.

if Congress would have let him do what he promised, maybe we wouldn't be in this mess

>Hoes MAD x 24

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All US exchanges are closed on Good Friday

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Almost always memeflags

lmao

Thanks user

Quarintine has me going crazy and I really want to hit on chicks

It could be a canadian or a finn.

Fuck 75.
Take me now

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Trump likes them, so obviously they must be censored and shamed and destroyed