/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3102

now

right now

FORWARD WE GO TO 1 MILLION

Can you still get empanadas delivered? I miss that the most from my time in BsAs.

>100k
100k

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100k DEATHS

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Stay home.
Protect the NHS.
Save lives.

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When is the country supposed to reopen? If it stays locked into may then this virus is done. If they reopen in may then we are definitely going to see a strong second wave.

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what? how long has it een under 100k deaths? 3 months? 4 months?

> why are people disagreeing with my 0.5IQ opinion, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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COMFY STREAM IN REAL TIME FOR THOSE NOT AWARE

youtube.com/watch?v=SLV1B5Lzy48

If you hear the echo effect, it means an update to numbers and see it in real time.

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LOLOLOLOL

After Friday, Michigan residents will no longer be able to jump in the car — or cross the street — to visit friends and relatives inside the state, or to go to the cottage Up North, with limited exceptions.

That is one of the major changes in Gov. Gretchen Whitmer's "stay home" order, issued Thursday, which also extends the expiration of the order to May 1. “All public and private gatherings of any size are prohibited," Whitmer said at a news conference.

This definitely won't cause an extinction level event.
Right?

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I came here to see the death toll post 100k but it's not even there.
How long will it be stuck at 99k
three days?
four days?

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I CLAPPED

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Official news says Trump is shooting for May 1st.

>mega nursing home explodes
>100k die
>”omg what a huge tragedy the worst disaster ever omg”
>100k die from virus
>”wow it’s fucking nothing”

The absolute state of utilitarian sociopaths.

This aged well

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why do black guys always call each other Monica, is it a cultural thing?

>100K deaths in a 3 and a half months
How many deaths there will be within a year?

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>5,655,789,001 infected
>1,485,670,800 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
Stop shilling this bullshit already, this faggot little extinction level event won't cause the end of the universe

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>despite all our government's incompetency, new infections have gone from like 100 a day down to 20-30 a day
>mortality rate still incredibly low
>more ventilators being donated to hospitals every week
>more and more recovering each day
I just wanted things to habben...

Guess I'll just have to settle for watching America burn

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M8, what fucking nursing home panopticon complex houses 100k old people?

state by state basis

100000 NOTHINGBURGERS

Yes

I say Trump you say Virus

Trump

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>they aren't giving us the truth
No, they aren't.
They fucking played themselves into a corner. All of these geniuses relied on 1 supplier for nearly everything and this supplier isn't supplying shit.
To move manufacturing takes a few years and they have no choice now

Check if they definitely make the toilet paper.
I thought the same.
Toilet paper factory 40 minutes from my house. Only after I checked what actually happens did I find out that they just pre-produce the paper then send it off to China to finish up, cut and pack it. Seriously make sure you know for sure that they produce it from scratch to finish

At the current rate, something close to 400k.
But will it increase in speed or will it decrease?

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Congrats on 100k

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You again

>Over 30,000 infected in the US every day.
>Up to a month’s incubation period
Yeah I’m saying you’re fucked

It's a injoke based on pic related. The OP that posted that was actually serious though.

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Now.

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We need more Corona-chan and Ebola-chan rule 34 content.

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youtube.com/watch?v=VRPxao3e_jY

No but like for real, most people survive this right?
Just a few quarantines then we're clear surely.

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The smaller ones in China.

a lot of these 100k who died were people who didn't have much left to live

Kek

Scottsdale, Arizona

FUCK OFF NIGGER
FUCK OFF WITH BILL GATES AND YOUR SHILLING.

God these W.H.O briefings are disgusting.

100k deaths

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100k fake deaths
4.2 bn people in lockdown larping
1.6 million crisis acrors

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And 90k of those occured in a month or so

100K
>100K
100K
>100K
100K
>100K

WE DID IT BOYS CONGRATS TO EVERYONE!111

Most people are dead men walking

The extension is until April 28.

I expect there will be some restrictions in light of the MCO extension, perhaps shorter working hours or less working days. We will only know perhaps, tomorrow.

However I doubt most companies would comply with directives like social distancing or making it compulsory for everyone to wear masks in office.

Not giving another two weeks of MCO will only make a surge more likely especially for the sector I am under(construction). With all those foreign workers moving around on the roads, transportation and the poor hygiene of several colleagues in my office, I am not surprised if all that is achieved during these four weeks will be reversed.

youtu.be/KDV4Hk_cyp8

THEY ARE TELLING YOU EXACTLY WHAT THIS IS
>your rights are being removed
THIS IS THE END OF YOUR RIGHTS

youtu.be/KDV4Hk_cyp8

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>more threads than deads

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Yes.

it is a bit disappointing that the jew don't make up a bulk of the ncov deaths :-\

You guys have the highest per capita testing in the world, I think. That makes containment a million times easier since you can properly isolated the infected and slow the spread. Why did you want things to happen on your comfy little island? Seems like a nice place to live. But yes, looks like you will have to settle for watching the rest of the world burn. Oh, but I assume you guys make fuck all for yourselves, so if the rest of the world burns you guys will have a different kind of happening even if you stamp out the virus.

100K DEAD

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Happy 100k Corona-chan. Do your best to 1M soon.

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Real number is probably 300k but congrats on 100k anyway

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CONGRATS CORONA-CHAN!

On the first of April there were ~ 40,000 deaths
So 60,000 have been added in 9 days...

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Are you guys watching this W.H.O briefing and their sickening promotion of Bill Gates and deflecting their failings as being "pedantics spread by other nations and people"

Let's get to 500 k and 3 million infected

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ahahahahahahahahahahahaha holy fucking based

The Pentagon Bio-weapons

Why the Pentagon collects and studies bats

Besides the military experiments at the Lugar Center in Georgia, Battelle has already produced bioterrorism agents at the Biosafety Level 4 NBACC Top Secret Laboratory at Fort Detrick in the US. A NBACC presentation lists 16 research priorities for the lab. Amongst them to characterize classical, emerging and genetically engineered pathogens for their BTA (biological threat agent) potential; assess the nature of nontraditional, novel and non-endemic induction of disease from potential BTA and to expand aerosol-challenge testing capacity for non-human primates.

The US Army regularly produces deadly viruses, bacteria and toxins in direct violation of the UN Convention on the prohibition of Biological Weapons.

Bats are allegedly the reservoir hosts to the Ebola Virus , Middle East Respiratory Syndrome (MERS) and other deadly diseases.

The Pentagon: How to kill 625,000 people for just $0.29 cost per death

A US Army report in 1981 compared two scenarios – 16 simultaneous attacks on a city by A. Aegupti mosquitoes, infected with Yellow Fever, and Tularemia aerosol attack, and assesses their effectiveness in cost and casualties.

armswatch.com/the-pentagon-bio-weapons/

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WHO'S THE NEGRO NOW

publico.es/politica/coronavirus-estragos-residencias-mayores.html
>Over 8000 deaths on nursery homes in Spain.

next 500K US zombies

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it's mostly killing subhumans though.

THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT MENINGITIS AND NEURONOGICAL EFFECTS!

Death to Israel! Shit, sorry let me try again. On your go.

>980 dead in UK today

Peak deaths in Italy was only 919, UK has hit over 900 twice this week

How fucked are we?

Checked.
WHO nigger should be shot in the head on livestream.
It wouldn't be enough, but at least it would be satisfying to watch.

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SHHH GO BACK TO SLEEP AND BANG YOUR POTS AND PANS AND CLAP YOUR HANDS!

it peaked
lockdowns ending
its over

This faggot is scared as fuck

>7 weeks ago: more threads than infected
>6 weeks ago: more threads than dead
>5 weeks ago: more threads than infected outside China
>4 weeks ago: more threads than masks in stock
>3 weeks ago: more threads than people killed in 9/11
>2 weeks ago: more threads than countries falling apart
>1 week ago: more recovered than threads
>now: more threads than planets falling apart

hehehe ahshe uhuhuhu hehehe

What is the Thread to Death Ratio now?

Does someone have the pic.

ITS HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Covid 19 confirmed for brain damage causing.

Happening.

The maximum incubation period is extremely rare, most people start showing symptoms after eleven days.

POST YOUR 100K DEATHS FACE

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a nice trade off then

Matches up with that vocaroo that was being passed around. If the government disallows that one hour of exercise then we should be buckling down for some FUN TIMES ahead.

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If this post ends in a 5 there is a second wave which infects this post number times 1.5

The confirmed kills for H1N1 were like 20k and now the CDC estimates it killed 575,000 globally. Corona had definitely already killed a million even if you say China didn't lie.

>dat pic
I made that in the early 300s thread,wew

Wew. She's good.

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0.03102

Actually onlty 112 died in last 24 hours.
If you look at the numbers over 800 were between late last month and the last week that were just added.

THEY DON'T DISCARD NEURO-DAMAGE/EFFECTS AT A LARGE SCALE.
THEY DON'T KNOW HOW THE VIRUS REALLY WORKS.

From all the cases with an outcome 1 in 3 dies.

ALMOST 10 MILLION PEOPLE DIE EVERY YEAR TO CANCER.
THAT IS 100 TIMES THE DEATH RATE OF COVID19.

100K CONFIRMED DEAD!!!

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+5195 new cases as well

ECUADOR GOT 2196 CASES TODAY
>ECUADOR GOT 2196 CASES TODAY
ECUADOR GOT 2196 CASES TODAY
>ECUADOR GOT 2196 CASES TODAY
ECUADOR GOT 2196 CASES TODAY
>ECUADOR GOT 2196 CASES TODAY

7161 CASES IN TOTAL TODAY

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Most people AREN'T men. I just reported you to the gender police. Have fun in your reeducation camp, bigot.

k
>100k
100k

it's the price of also having disproportionately-high dead jews too

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Australia just entered Autumn expect many new deaths coming soon by Winter, people here are still be retarded and gathering in houses. Some states still allow 10 people in stead of 2

pubs.rsna.org/doi/10.1148/radiol.2020201187

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Mostly depends on re-infection, reactivation, ADE and geopolitical tensions I suppose

it’s the 4th month of the year you fucking retard please end it

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How much did you glownigger fear mongers pay Moot to get so many posts on the pages of pol?

Really?
You mean this post?
Yeah bro I know
I posted one with a few different numbers on it deliberately but yeah it wasn't that clear in my post I was being sarcastic
That op actually came back recently sperging about the meme

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>Why did you want things to happen on your comfy little island?
Because the chief epidemiologist spent weeks misinforming people and generally being overly confident that the virus would end up being a nothingburger while doing virtually nothing to combat it

I guess I just wanted a habbening so he'd be taken down a peg when his incompetence led to an explosion in amount of cases/people dying but I guess people not dying is the better option

I liked this song till I remember Uffie.

Pop the glock?

le trash it goes

I must have missed that, what was it saying?

It is now against the law in Michigan to cross the street to visit your friend or family.

we get paid per reply

I'm honestly not convinced that reinfection or reactivation is going to be a problem. I do think that it will become seasonal which has further problems which would make quarantines a yearly event, but it would give people a solid few months of immunity.
Am I being optimistic here or is it a lot worse than the media is putting out? I could see them starting to downplay its severity over the past few weeks.

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100k deaths soon huh

worldwide the deaths are at 40% of the population of my tiny town here! absolutely amazing and totally worth getting hysterical over. we did it boys.

I heard that.

(((Media))) won't mention it.

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I already cut off my benis, who's the bigot now transphobe? I'm sending them your way

goof

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total lockdown?

So what was said about neurological effects and if brain damage?

OOGA BOOGA WE 5000 CASES WHERE THE GI I MEAN SOLIDARITY AT
fucking nigs man

Yes if by soon you mean 15 minutes ago

How long until the mass media actually mention it? They know it can, they're just scared because people would panic. We knew since February it can infect the brain

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Fake hospitals

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100K DEATHS
90% OF THOSE OCCURED IN 22 DAYS

Ryan discussed on the topic of meningitis and viruses crossing the blood-brain barrier, and said that Corona-chan can cause effects on the brain possibly because of low oxygen levels.
We already know that there has been various cases where she affects the CNS via the nerves. The Japanese case with the patient contacting meningitis linked to Corona-chan, encephalitis from the recent ANE study, and symptoms of anosmia.
We're always ahead of them for some reason.

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it was said that you have brain damage if you believe anything in /cvg/ threads

They said that it is possible, and that other coronaviruses can be neuroinvasive. Basically they said its probably true

It has been stated that a small subset of coronavirus patients develop meningitis due to the tendency of the virus has to hide in the neurons.

Good bantz

Predicted the death count to be 900+-50 deaths every day starting from Thursday, said that 1/3rd of those deaths would be young people with no pre-existing medical conditions and it would be 900+ every day over the weekend until Tuesday where it would peter down a bit.
If it did get that bad apparantly the NHS was going to stop sending ambulances out to people who were struggling to breathe and that the government exercise rule would be completely axed and the government lockdown would approach italy levels with mandatory requirement of a letter stating your reason for being out.
Fun shit, but at the same time, best wait till some of it starts to happen before you believe it. So far the deathcount has been right but anybody could've guessed that. All of this from an Ambulance driver by the way.

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Comparing to cancer: A guide to setting the bar as low as possible

Fake viruses

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oh wait it's Turkey kek

>more recovered than deaths

*yawn*

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Tea spitting occurred, lol

LARGE CITIES SUCH AS PARIS AND LONDON WITH LARGE MIXED POPULATIONS HAVE BECOME CENTRES OF DISEASE- Dr Michael Ryan

Mixed races confirmed diseased.

(((Global community))) btfo

Fake standards

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I'm scared bros...

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