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>Boris Johnson must rest up, says PM's father
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52239688

>EU agrees €500bn rescue package
bbc.co.uk/news/business-52238932

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8207487/Elderly-care-home-residents-left-die-coronavirus-ageist-GPs.html
twitter.com/MarieAnnUK/status/1248558914817478656?s=20
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youtu.be/IrShF7TF6gs
twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1248646397366341634
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Bob saget

OI!

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Inb4

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Remember lads, it's fish supper today.

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think i'm on my period

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Why

whats happening

>morality is subjective

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When do you think the lockdown will end?

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I find it cute how much you are willing to change yourself to get this girl.

It should be for yourself and then for her; this is what I think, really x

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>Gazwic

kek

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I already had deenz for lunch

youtube.com/watch?v=ldAp-mZqAro

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Bleeding cos your bf popped one of your piles during fagsex isnt a period.

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Deenz are rank, mackerel is patrician gainsfish

>having 20+ subscriptions to girls on onlyfans

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>Another 40 patients 'cleared' of coronavirus test POSITIVE for Covid-19 again in South Korea, bringing total 'reactivations' to 91
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8208019/S-Korea-reports-recovered-coronavirus-patients-testing-positive-again.html
>i-it's just a flu

Just put the rubbish out lads, luckily the police officer nearby was dealing with the man walking his dog round his front garden

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I'm sick of twats in masks leaping into the road to avoid me.
If you're that frightened stay indoors.
This scamdelic pandemic is getting silly now.

white flight
>build mosque
>house prices plummet
>white locals racially abused
>white house owners forced out
>pakis move in
welcome to Britain. diversity is our destruction

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Very beta, still, deserve killing pigs indiscriminately

What is onlyfans?

When women make stupid faces like that i wanna arm bar them.

For the wages of bum wanking is AIDS

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>not waiting for someone to leak em

Its a website for women to sell nudes

Ive only got 2 tins of mackerel left but i still have 6 tins of sardines after the 2 i ate today. anyway deenz are lush.

>When do you think the lockdown will end?
As soon as kangz are going to feel insecure about their income

>One of her adult films including interracial sex was called "Fucking Foreigners"

Kek

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>eating fish
Fucking queer

you were literally told to stay home

Oi, that meme is a ®™ Aussie meme
& your not LOISENCED to post it

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Anything noteworthy actually being said in the DAILY press conference??

truly /ourslag/

>Funeral director claims coronavirus deaths are going unreported in care homes where up to 1,000 UK residents have died after 'ageist' GPs refused to visit or send them to hospital
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8207487/Elderly-care-home-residents-left-die-coronavirus-ageist-GPs.html
more proof of underreporting.

deenz on toast is a kino snack, I'd forgotten how much I liked them

>A 99-year-old war veteran has left hospital fit and well after recovering from coronavirus. Mr Chambers, who will be 100 in July, was admitted to Doncaster Royal Infirmary after a fall but then developed symptoms of Covid-19. He thanked nurses for the treatment he received when he left hospital, saying: "It couldn't have been better."


loool doommong on suicide watch

>BbB bb b b but but

nothingburger confirmed, basically if your lungs arent fucked you'll be fine

>Boris the Butcher trending

mfw we have entered the Running Man timeline

sup?

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He’s done a number on you, Bruce

who's he butchered?

Does "am I being detained?" actually work?

Why don't they all fuck off back to BAMEland if it's so miserable in London?

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what do you think

twitter.com/MarieAnnUK/status/1248558914817478656?s=20

I keked. Good show, sir.

Are you at sea?

Anybody is exited about imminent Jewh'n'son Churchill like call upon adopted British nation to start the war on coronachan?

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Just tell them that you're a freeman on the land and you do as you please.

>Police literally stop 'n searching peoples trolleys
>"Ya got a loicense for that galaxy caramel?"

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The sports I miss the most is snucker
Especially watching Desislava refereeing

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>Depraved
These wogs make more money in a single day than I make in 2 months.

why are middle class liberals so fucking retarded?

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Nothing in the news conference?

Media (((management))) going to kill that traitorous Thot in no time

who is she, i always see her pop up and saying outrageous shit, cant tell if its a parody at this point lol

Typical young British family

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reminds me of eating your mothers fanny

Ffs watching midsomer murders on itv3, literally every fucking ad is about sponsoring fucking kids in africa, some retard in an ebola swamp "young mbwembe want to be a pilot".

Telescopic philanthropy.

Yet another shit thread

ahhh im so fucking bored im getting feckin angry

cute family

shut the fuck up and go back to suck karen off you little fag

>her tits in the bottom pic though
core m8

BLACKED

this meme is so perfidious, its a declaration of racial supremacy to claim a peoples women are made for other men. so we have these shitposters egging on cucks and blacks, and the normies too confused to respond properly. The right thing to do would be to go back on the offensive, ridicule blacks and emasculate them right back, but the normies know that if a white said those things he would get in trouble, so they just cuck to it too.
im getting real sick of these double standards man. everything good that the immigrants get flows from the benevolent nature of the white man. yet they are so determined to ruin the white man, to bite the hand that feeds him. how long before that benevolence turns into burning resentment?

Roaches love kike's now
>dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8208049/Turkey-sends-planeloads-emergency-equipment-including-masks-protective-suits-Britain.html

>youtu.be/IrShF7TF6gs

Fuck is going on lads?

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brit/reddit
the fucking state of this general

.ate Midsomer
Unrealistic dog shite.
If a small village had that many murders the UN would step in.

finally an edition not about breakfast. good job

>ebola swamp
ebola is back on the menu boys
twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1248646397366341634

Boris is a roach and roaches stick together.

Subversive bitch- nobody

funny, was about to make an English breeki

>replying to bait

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ebola is a nothing burger.

What about this?

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You're here forever.