Name a shitter presidential campaign than Joe Biden’s I will wait

Yes, and there is a picture of him kissing her on the lips

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Here, he did it there and not the first time he has done it

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We must support Joe Biden as visibly as possible to piss off the Bernie bros and the media. It will unironically help Trump more to associate Biden with Yas Forums than anything else.

Imagine when he names his VEEP. His campaign will get even shittier

Mitt's campaign wasn't even that bad. It wasn't any worse than Bush's or McCain's. The media was just 100% in the tank for Obama and Mitt was too much of a pussy to fight back

Remember "binders full of women?" What exactly was the big problem with that statement that caused months of criticism and mockery from every corner of the media? No one was ever able to say, because it was made up.

*sniffs*
yep

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Just FYI, unless the realignment happens, every single GOP presidential campaign after Trump will go exactly like Mitt Romney's. They will savage him based on absolutely nothing. They will turn completely innocuous, uncontroversial quotes into catch-phrases to be mocked, derided, and blasted as campaign-ending. And the candidate will roll over for the Dem. forever.

Jeb!

>binders full of women
we weren't ready for Mack Daddy Mitt

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Do you blame him though. Look how hot she is. IM COOOOOOOMMMMMIN.

Yeah she has all the stars lined up behind her

Please clap

Wayne (The Insane) Lamebright

This was a thread for shitter candidates, not high energy heroes with hot wives. Delete.

Have they locked him away somewhere? Social distance isn't in his vocabulary.

>Listen here, Fat, if I wanna swap spit with my granddaughter that's my right under the Sixth-Fourteenth Amen-Amor - You know the thing! Anyway, I love Corn Pop rubbing black people into my leg hair and that's no Malarkey!

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Hoenstly I still think Hillary's was shitter

This could of been your First lady and President.

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>Trump, literally "No U"
>Hillary, literally "but you have to vote for me"
>Romney, literally "I'm white"
>McCain, literally Palin
>Dukakis
>Bush, all of them
>Mondale
Shall I go on? At least Biden says what the fuck he wants and isn't a kiss ass

>cup o' joe
jesus christ

Joe Biden '88

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I know, right up there with no Malarkey and this

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Any of the other democratic party pukes that ran?

Imagine being an ignorant, racist, sexist, self-righteous, piece of shit. Imagine actually still supporting the democrats. Wow. WOW do you have to be oblivious to yourself and the world to back this swamp of human feces.

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These need to go up on billboards.

>isn't a kiss ass
you're right, Joe Biden definitely eats the ass

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it doesn't even fucking rhyme. what the fuck is wrong with them

>not having daughters for your own personal use
ngmi

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youtube.com/watch?v=aJNs2i7dT-w

Old boomers are really fucking retarded my god.

(((BOOMBERG)))

Corn Pop was a bad dude. And he ran a bunch of bad boys. And I did and back in those days – to show how things have changed – one of the things you had to use, if you used Pomade in your hair, you had to wear a baby cap. And so he was up on the board and wouldn’t listen to me. I said, ‘Hey, Esther, you! Off the board, or I’ll come up and drag you off.’ Well, he came off, and he said, ‘I’ll meet you outside.’

My car this – was mostly, these were all public housing behind us. My car – there was a gate on here. I parked my car outside the gate. And I – and he said, I’ll be waiting for you. He was waiting for me with three guys with straight razors. Not a joke. There was a guy named Bill Wright Mouse the only white guy and he did all the pools. He was a mechanic. And I said, ‘What am I gonna do?’ And he said. ‘Come down here in the basement, where mechanics – all the mechanics – where all the pool builder is.’ You know the chain, there used to be a chain that went across the deep end. And he cut off a six-foot length of chain, and folded it up and he said, ‘You walk out with that chain, and you walk to the car and say, ‘you may cut me man, but I’m gonna wrap this chain around your head.’

I said, ‘You’re kidding me.’ He said, ‘No if you don’t, don’t come back.’ And he was right. So I walked out with the chain. And I walked up to my car. And in those days, you remember the straight razors, you had to bang ’em on the curb, gettin’ em rusty, puttin’ em in the rain barrel, gettin’ em rusty? And I looked at him, but I was smart, then. I said, ‘First of all,’ I said, ‘when I tell you to get off the board, you get off the board, and I’ll kick you out again, but I shouldn’t have called you Esther Williams, and I apologize for that. I apologize.--

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LOL that poor kid. Having such a faggot as a father. Bet this guy is the type who throws hissy fits in public.

Bernie Sanders

Dewey

>And in those days, you remember the straight razors, you had to bang ’em on the curb, gettin’ em rusty, puttin’ em in the rain barrel, gettin’ em rusty?

Why is it popular for Americans to do this with razors?
Whats the benefit of making them Rusty?

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I ain't wearing no baby cap nigguh

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>251x201

like what you're doin, but find a better image user

Bernie's

Infection. One hit kill.

Mitt is a spook and ran as controlled opposition. The government doesn’t like having to reorganize every 4 years.

McCain's, George Bush I VS Clinton?

but its not about how shitty the Dems are.

Its gonna be about how many Trump haters show up in Nov, and how many disappointed 2016 Trump voters stay home.

And how many berniebros vote Trump because they stole Bernies nomination again.

>Trump haters
the twitter fallacy, lefties like to believe that the vitriolic hate on Trump seen on twitter is reflective of some sort of hatred of Trump shared by the average normie on the streets
it is not

Desu every shitty thing Trump has been accused of is basically true of Mitt Romney, nobody voted for Obama the 2nd term they voted against Mitt the Corporate Raider

Basically no trump haters in R party voters, polls say he’s more liked than when he was first elected overall. Could change if coronavirus goes too poorly. Biden is a weak front runner of a splintered party (I doubt any Bernie voter will vote for trump but a decent amount will probably stay home) with the early stages of dementia. I don’t give the dems good odds unless they find someone else (besides Bernie, Bernie would do even worse).

>George Bush I VS Clinton?

Mr. I can save the world, bury the Soviets, help Warsaw Pact, keep the ahabs under control,

vs

I rape bitches and play sax on talk shows,
but I'm cool.

Americans should be denied the right to vote.

To belive people were going to vote for a cult if mormon guy like Mitt is pure fantasy. He was never meant to win and he knew it.

Thata why Mitt went to Trump for the secretary of state job. He felt he was entitled to the job for throwing the election. Trump said fuk off we full.

Drumpf's 2000 bid with Oprah as his VP

>as Yas Forums has forsaken JEB, so has Yas Forums forsaken ME

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That literally looks like a boomerfest. How are bernouts going to react after finding out they were literally screwed by boomers AGAIN?! LOL