/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3101

Fake anons

Stay home.

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nationalfile.com/reddit-coronavirus-is-making-cuckoldry-more-difficult/
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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WHAT THE FUCK BROS

THIS THING HAPPENED IN ITALY WHEN FUNERALS WERE STILL ALLOWED

STOP SUCKING CHINA'S DICK PLEASE

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Fake death stats

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China number 1

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kek, that webm

Hospitals lying

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YEEEEEEHAAAAWWW

AMERICA IS OPENING UP FOR BUSINESS AND THEREs NOTHING YALL CAN DO ABOUT IT BASED TRUMP ENDING FEDERAL SUPPORT FOR TESTING

AMERICANS WANT TO WORK

DEEP STATE BTFO

EDUCATE YOURSELVES

thedonaldDOTwin/

YEEEEEEHAAAAWWWWW

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LMAO

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Let it all burn i hell, forever.

HAHAHAHAHA
TEDROS REVENGE FOR CALLING HIM A NEGRO

Based coronavirus cancelled my high school gf's wedding this summer

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This is exactly why I say don't trust any numbers until an actuary has analyzed them. Only actuaries can be trusted to report accurately on death statistics for a reason.

stop spamming debunked shit.
...oh wait...
>commie flag
checks out

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Okay, enough meming.
Maybe I should finally draw an actual coronaporn.

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Checking. Is that the Indonesian version of penis inspection day?

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LOL OUR JAILS ARE HELPING KEEP THE VIRUS ALIVE AND SPREADING IT TO GUARDS.

it was over long ago faganon. only ones still here are this one argentina faggot making the threads and a few newfags who believe msm. they arrived post 2016 for sure but probs when TD got quarantined

idk why people keep taking this satire organisation serious

youtube.com/watch?v=0nouhZQqtx4

Shame most of the song is shit, but damn that chorus.

>WHO is still trying to get people killed
Someone please just kill them already.

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thanks argentina bro.

So I was at Kroger today, and usually their Toilet Paper section takes up one entire side of an aisle. But today, half of it was water, and the other half was Toilet Paper (and only that was half stocked, as well). So what's going on here?

Is this a clue that low supplies are actually a supply chain problem? Is my store deliberately trying to create scarcity in a product? Is Toilet Paper still being manufactured in the USA, but it's now being shipped overseas, so stores are now reducing the space for it in their aisles?

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LMAOOOOOO ITS REAL

>Coronavirus restrictions to remain in place until at least Tuesday 5 May in Ireland
The amount of suicides will be crazy

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What is this webm supposed to mean? I thought she will do something funny or fall on her face but she just moves her feet? What the fuck?

THATS RIGHT BROTHER

YEEEEEHAAAWWWWW

THIS VIRUS IS TOTALLY FAKE BAAAAASED BONGBRO

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so when is china openly locking down again or are journos just not bothering to report on it

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I'm Alex, I didn't say that.

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>youtube.com/watch?v=rAupIHnvBp8
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>youtube.com/watch?v=rAupIHnvBp8
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NIGGER IS IN THE HOUSE

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Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling off ladders kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
Total nothing burger

god these threads are so shit now. absolutely nothing of value just redditors LARPing as virologists and nothingburger cunts spamming the same nonsense over and over.
go fuck yourselves, i am going to play valorant instead.

>Corona NTRing America by getting 16,000 times more deaths than her

>529 NEW CASES IN CHILE
529 NEW CASES IN CHILE
>529 NEW CASES IN CHILE
529 NEW CASES IN CHILE
>529 NEW CASES IN CHILE
529 NEW CASES IN CHILE

6501 cases in total

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she looks retarded

Saved. Thank you, drawanon.

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Demand is crazy high for a lot of things right now, but manufacturing can't flex up so quickly. Bread flour (as opposed to APF) is impossible to find online or in stores in my area.

Meanwhile we are at 100k deaths after 3 months

>I was pleased to see my friend Boris Johnson recovering
>friend

>I'm a contrarian
>I believe the opposite of what the msm says
>when they 180, I 180
>this is freethinking

Well obviously, she is a gook

Go home bot

WHY THE FUCK THEY KEEP TALKING ABOUT AFRICA WE HAVE POOR PEOPLE TOO, SOUTH AMERICA IS ALSO A SHITHOLE, USA HAVE SHITHOLES TOO, FUCKING EUROPE TOO YOU NIGGERS STOP TALKING ABOUT AFRICA

Gee, it sure is Jewish around here.

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Eternal September happens to everything, including and especially valuable recurring threads as more rubes learn of its existence.

fucking kek

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>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 each year
Source? And how

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>recovering

Begone bot

NTRcucks belong on a cross

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Didn't ask

The media is just women most affected bullshit. Fuck I hate feminists so god damn much.

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Can I move in with my Good Boy Points (GBP), marry an Argie girl and live in Patagonia?

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It's all for the purpose of bullying Ebola-chan.

>Some personnel didn't wear PPE
>Possibly CoViD-19 is the cause of his death.

A 35 yr. old Flip man was suddenly collapsed and declared dead on arrival.

mobile.twitter.com/MarkSalazarGMA7/status/1248476465185697793

Detection rate has tapered off abruptly lately. Could this be due to hitting a bottleneck in our ability to test for the virus?

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I'm making the next thread and none of you can stop me.

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>AY AM BERY PRAUD TO BE A NAYGRO
>AY BILL TOLDERATE INSULTING
OF MAYSELF BUT NOT TOLDERATE INSULTING OF DAY NAYGRO CONMYUNITY

We don't have any kind of shortages here at all, we also don't have to purchase water in stores because we are not a third world shithole. The only noticeable difference here is that people now legally have to keep a distance to me, which is really kind of nice.

New Ebola outbreak while Corona it's spreading in Africa.
Bye to all of you.

oh shut up bitch, we're the wealthy guys in this shithole continet.

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open a patreon and make some coin

I just had a profound realization of terror. All of these people telling us Coronavirus is cured because ECMO machines do the job. That's fucking horrifying. We were spending the last month thinking ventilators do the job, and we just used the DPA to mass produce them. If ventilators don't do the job, there is no "democratic solution". You can't force a corporation to mass produce some of the most sensitive and bulky medical equipment in the land. You can't fill hospitals with ECMO machines, they're cumbersome and expensive on a level that make ventilators look like kiddy shit. If this is a hemoglobin related disease and the plasma of chinky flu patients really is showing that the iron isn't oxygenating their blood, we're fucked. The virus is too communicable. ECMO machines mean that the elite and their useful puppets survive and you die. Brings a whole new meaning to "covfefe".

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It’s caused by lagging reporting so it’s behind, just like you.

Mfw no qt sub 100 iq sex addict who is completely dependent on me

those digits say you should

I think it's not.

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we need more images of ebolachan being bullied

is that what this is?

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This is what happens when a comic book supervillain buys a communist terrorist leader the presidency of the World Health Organization

Pls do. And post here

The only reason I bought water was because I live in a rural place and if power goes, water goes too.

$16-20 bucks worth of water won't last forever, but maybe long enough to buy a generator and fuel for my water pump at least.

Corona Chan x Ebola Chan

Date of tweet?

Rip Dame

Fucking schizos.
Fucking freaks.
Stop making these threads.

BASED TEDROS

There are your heart attacks bro.

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I LOVE TEDDY, HE IS SO FUCKING RETARDED IT MAKES MY DAY.

NIGGER LITERALLY NEVER GIVES A STRAIGHT ANSWER TO ALMOST ANYTHING

YOU ASK THIS NIGGER HOW TO TIE YOUR SHOES HE WILL GO INTO A 50 MINUTE LECTURE ABOUT SHOELACE UNITY AND JUST LEAVE YOU CONFUSED AS FUCK

AND YOU FORGET WHAT YOU FUCKING EVEN ASKED HIM

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Negro

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there no death, gweilo, trust powerfur China

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NEW EBOLA OUTBREAK WHILE CORONA IS SPREADING.
>NEW EBOLA OUTBREAK WHILE CORONA IS SPREADING.
NEW EBOLA OUTBREAK WHILE CORONA IS SPREADING.
>NEW EBOLA OUTBREAK WHILE CORONA IS SPREADING.

Pretty sure netorare is just nip for cucking.

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>too many jews got sick and the billionaires were forced to end their plans early

fucking shit why couldn't more people die

Insider pastabro here.
Feeling a bit down today
Cases numbers I have for now:

+175 Tuscany (or +173 idk how to count)
+93 Puglia
+154 Lazio
+50 Friuli Venezia Giulia
+83 Abruzzo
+5 Basilicata
+488 Veneto (morning update 6-7 hours ago)
+98 Campania but I'm not 100% sure

OH JUST IN
My source says 237 deaths in Lombardy

today bro

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Lol stuck at 1.6 million for days. Happening over, go back to work goyim.

Wait so you bought bottled water? Why didn't you just fucking fill huge containers with the tap water?

Come, /cvg/, I'll tell you a tale.
>muslims in India are convinced that the government has instructed the doctors to kill them under guise of treatment
>think how niggers get when you mention FEMA
>so they stay home even after they're full-blown symptomatic
>the burial numbers for one central Indian city is 130 burials in the month of March, and 134 burials in the first six days of April
>all the while, they keep visiting one another and share the virus among themselves
>the only saving grace is that the police is keeping them from leaving their favelas
>tfw corona-chan will remove kebab
>tfw corona-chan will do what Modi could not

They'll probably be extended longer than that. Canada is more spread out and all levels of our government have basically said June or July for us.

Corroborate your statement.

Oh I forgot
Calabria +27

Can we attend these conferences and ask him some hard questions like "why do you accept CCP bribes? What does Chinese cock taste like?"

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Get a load of this faggot. He's panicking like a fucking a bitch because immigration has been shut down for the foreseeable future.

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You don't have a manual pump available?

yeah I mean just over a million sick like it tends to happen everyday

Huge 10gal containers unironically cost more than buying 10~ packages of water bottles

Fucked up but true

SAUCE
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"After 52 days without a case, surveillance & response teams on the ground have confirmed a new case. We have been preparing for and expecting more cases."

twitter.com/DrTedros/status/1248632476639117315

>Demand is crazy high for a lot of things right now, but manufacturing can't flex up so quickly.
But shouldn't panic buying of TP be over by now in America? Why wouldn't Kroger leave the space open for when the TP comes in? The space was there the last couple of weeks, but only now have they taken it away and put another product in there (water). It's suspicious to me.

I hope you get bread flour in your area soon.

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>My source says 237 deaths in Lombardy
How many died yesterday?

SEE

If you're checking someone's temperature like that, you need to use the back of your hand since your palm has greater circulation and is warmer. You can't tell shit from that.

t. EMT that knows his ABCs.

This is correct. The Japanese wikipedia article for 寝取られ (netorare, lit. laid down and taken) even says it, lol.

Great news

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Is there any proof at all corpses are infectious?

Around 300

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US journos kicked out of China weeks ago
>they didn't want anyone reporting what was really happening

I WISH I COULD CALL, I WOULD JUST START YELLING AT HIM. UNTIL THEY CUT ME OFF.

YOU FUCKING STUPID NIGGER! DID YOU FUCKING CRAWL INTO SOME CHINKS ASSHOLE AND DIE YOU MOTHER FUCKING STUPID SON OF A BITCH, I WOULD ASK YOU A FUCKING QUESTION BUT YOU WOULD NOT ANSWER IT ANYWAY. TAIWAN WAS RIGHT YOU ARE A NIGGER AND AFRICA IS A SHIT HOLE YOU MOTHER FUCKER.

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It's halal when girls do it.

Dude, just buy second hand some huge fucking tanks/boilers from a farm and fill em up with water. I bet you can find a 1000 gallon water tank for like less than 100 bucks.

Sorry wrong tag, see this

I afree its fake, I think you show them its fake, go buy fruits and go to the hospital, ask for corona ward to "visit" and snap pictures
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we will wait your story for 2 week, hehehe

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Or find something that stops the chinigger coom protein from binding to hemoglobin
Or give people liquid oxygen IVs
Or give IV drips of the artificial polymer hemoglobin they use for people who have lost all their blood from shark or piranha attacks

The majority of the TP is actually produced in China.
Even though on the package it often says "Made in the USA".
It's just pre-made here, then send off to China.
That's why it's no longer panic buying. What you see is the actual shortage.

My guess is it's self-perpetuating. People crazily jumping to buy it and stock up on it (buying more than normal amounts) which leads to depleted shelves, which encourages other people to buy more in turn. Plus the media making a huge deal of it. Meanwhile bidet toilet seat attachments are still very much available on Amazon.

She's trying to catch up.

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picrel
add in the 5.3% case fatality rate

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Half of Europe drinks bottled water because their tap water is contaminated or tastes like terrible chlorine. Rural life is best life.

There are already shortages. The stores are just trying to make the shelves seem full.

I'm working on a dashboard that reflects tank and silo levels (possibly reefer trucks as well) across the US. For now, you'll have to take my word for it. But I've seen the data, and it's not looking pretty.

IT'S HAPPENING!
twitter.com/mj_lee/status/1248636135724777472

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China great. Racism bad.

That and checking multiple people in a row will mess up your perception even if you know what a fever feels like. And younger people are less likely to have an out of control fever in the first place. But I get it if they don't have any alternative. If she does catch any high fevers that's a bit less exposure for everyone.

Chernobyl
>Communism
>"It's just scaffolding fire bro"
>"Don't let the public know about anything, it's misinformation"
>"cut the phone lines"
>"3.6 roentgen, not great not terrible"
>"It's just seasonal feedwater"
>"He's delusional, get him out of here, take him to the infirmary"
>"we have everything under control"
>"the air is glowing"
>"we seal off the city"
>"you didn't see grapite on the ground because it's not there!"

Wuhan
>Communism with Chinese characteristics
>"It's just a flu bro"
>"Stop spreading schizo theories, that's misinformation"
>"purge the internet of videos and posts"
>"R0 of 6, not great; not terrible"
>"It's just the seasonal flu"
>"He's delusional, take him to the crematorium"
>WHO: "China has everything under control"
>"It's not airborne, keep planes going"
>"We seal off 800 million people"
>"You didn't see corpses on the streets because it's not there!"

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roll for Ebola and Corona meeting in the same bat who then gets eaten by Ngubu

this female is super saiyan, can sense aura from across the world if need to, beware!

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It's over

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If america has 467k cases and 16k deaths

Wouldn't that mean even if there are 2x-3x more cases out there we will still have millions of deaths if it infects more.

>locust coming out of an african man’s ear after having eaten all the vegetable matter inside
surprisingly accurate illustration

They're negative because its net hospitalizations. So hospitalized - dead. Of course its going to go down when more people fucking die. 1% of New York is infected

jewish lies

see

Based. Netori chads assemble.

Have you looked into inverter generators?

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He is risen.

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Leaked numbers for today as usual.

ITALY CIVIL PROTECTION REGISTERS:

3951 NEW CASES

AND

570 NEW DEATHS

RAISING TOTAL TO:

147.577 CASES

18.849 DEATHS

Lombardy
1246 new cases
216 deaths

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Eastern europe has shitty tap water, rest of europe is pretty good, especially nordics.