The moon

under the moon loli to issho

I wanna poop on the moon one day.

>goes menopausal once a month
No thanks Moon-chan.

took a picture with my phone the other day through a dobsonian telescope.

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Fucking Norwegian, turn off your meme flag.

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you really wanna talk about the moon?

it was put there by aliens.

Three facts about the moon that are literally considered astronomically unlikely to occur:

somehow a moon that size with a planet our size
somehow it faces only one way towards the planet
somehow it is exactly far enough from the Earth to have perfect eclipses

all astronomically unlikely, and beyond so for a moon to have all three qualities. It was put there by aliens. Or god.

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wut? you think the sun is on the other side of the moon?.............................. lol wut

see
somehow it is exactly far enough from the Earth to have perfect eclipses

Imagine a World that never got dark.
A decent sized tunnel would supply huge amounts of extra energy to The Earth

>Imagine a World that never got dark.
>UK flag

So the empire wasn't enough? Now you want an entire planet upon which the sun never sets? When and where will it end?

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Satan inflated himself, turning himself into a moon in front of the real moon. He deluded mankind, we landed on Satan, not the moon.

>it was put there by aliens.
That would explain why is the only "natural" satellite to not rotate. The same side always faces the Earth. I thought it had to do with the distribution of iron content.

Okay. I took this the other night

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Oh, how I wish you were only joking.

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So what's the asshole on the bottom and why are there lines coming from it going in every direction?

see that big track on the moon? something mechanical made it

Instead, let's talk about sucking cocks.

Sailor Moon is pretty based.

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Shackleton Crater. Confirmed to have ice water and starting in 2021, 8 unmanned landers will drop supplies there in preparation for a moon base.

I could only speculate that it’s an impact crater and the lines forced outward are from pieces of whatever hit the surface at high velocity.

Fuck Luna.

Another one

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I thought it did rotate but perfectly in sync with earth so that you always see the same side. But i guess in this case the dark side for us would be the lit side for china. Is there a portion that always is dark?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tycho_(lunar_crater)

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Chek'd and retard pilled

Lmao

what about how its orbit is slowly moving it further and further away from earth? I guess you could account the growing earth theroy.

Don’t forget that when the astronauts landed on the moon it “rang like a bell” for 30 minutes as if it was hollow.

Nah, she's a shitty waifu

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While the other 2 things are absolute odd as fuck, the same side always facing earth (aka tidally locked) is relatively common in many heavenly bodies. Research exoplanets. Many of them are tidally locked with their stars thus making one side hot af and the other freezing. Sometimes they have very strong winds which actually blows the hottest point around the side of the planet.

does the moon only move in between the tropics like the sun? does it go all over the place? is the movement predictable? need some sauce on this

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>Luna
It's Kuu, philistine.

When. I was a kid I wanted to fuck sailor moon so bad. Hell I'd still hit it

Really makes ya think, don't it.

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my first girlfriend turned into the moon

you're sooo stupid, the sun and moon are not the same sizes, the sin is much further away and the moon is closer

why aliens? it could have been ancestors.

It does rotate retard. At a rate that keeps one side facing us. It's called tidal locking and happens with other celestial bodies other than the moon.

African and Native America songs tell of a time before the moon.

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Belter detected.

I think I've also heard that many of the craters on the moon go to the exact same depth, which eludes to some sort of barrier under the surface. Also, nasa crashed some shit into the moon and it rang like a bell for hours on end. There were seismometers which picked up the vibrations. some say the moon shouldn't even exist and that it was likely towed to where it's at from somewhere else. The moon has been absolutely crucial to help create life on earth.

>be moon
>be made of cheese

ha

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I already said this fucker.

The moon is beautiful, but the american president wants to destroy it for resources just like this fucking nigger elon musk is going to destroy our night sky and astronomers with over 30,000 satellites AND NOBODY GIVES A FUCK
YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO SEE ANY STARS OR PLANETS
YOU WILL ONLY SEE SATELLITES OF FUCKING INTERNET FOR ~100 DOLLARS A MONTH BECAUSE SOME NIGGER WANTED TO GET MORE MONEY
AND PEOPLE IDOLIZE HIM
FUCK YOU ALL

While space junk does pose a potential problem for many manned crafts in orbit, the reality is satellites are very very small in comparison to earth. You likely would not notice them at all. You could put a 100,000 in orbit and it wouldn't change the night sky at all. It's the equivalent of boats in the ocean. Even thousands of boats dont take up space in comparison to the ocean. Light pollution however absolutely fucks up the beauty of the night sky. As well as pollution which creates more cloud cover. You have not seen the night sky properly until you've seen it where there is minimal light pollution. Its literally breathtaking.

Bought some beginner 10x50 binoculars yesterday, looked at venus and confirmed it's an asteroid.

My first kiss was under a full moon beside a lake. Nice memory with the moon.

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beautiful pic

fuck off slider

Gas yourself

What kind of setup you have?

I too am curious

Why don't you start a blog called me and my mangina and write all about your time with the moon.

This is why you get glassed in pubs

After you.