Forever alone has already made me suicidal. Now guaranteed for another 3+ months. Hang by belt or lie in front of train?
Probably time to kill our selves ?
What a fucking simp lol
Nah fuck it, it just makes me angry.
One thing I wonder about: obviously the mainstream media don't have to abide by lockdowns, CNN still goes out to report. But independent reporters, people who just go somewhere and tweet what they see, is prohibited.
It's important to watch out for who has to follow lockdown orders, and who is exempt.
if you're in Sydney then do train. That'll fuck up the network for a full day, it's always good for a lol
Im not there but yeah I would definitely because it’s a popular method there
How about rise up and take down the people running shit?
Or are you all too faggot to practice what you preach?
At least get some good killstreaks before you off yourself lol
do you understand how lucky you are to be a human? You were the fastest swimmer out of two or three hundred million others. You get one goddamn life why not enjoy it. Stop trying to find happiness and others happiness comes from within an0n. Man why waste your life just stupid get a fucking hobby
Imagine being such a poor faggot NPC loser simp that you can't do without pussy play time for a few months.
Since you're unfit to survive the wilderness, you might as well end your own life before it gets taken by the real people who will put your stuff to real use.
Normies are pathetic.
This is literally business as usual for any real introvert.
Go on, kill yourself.
discover the religion of moe worship, watch vtubers, feel at peace
4 more years! 4 more years 4 more years!!!
Pussy ass lemming
>we just need to have the majority of people who pay taxes not working
I wonder how the gibs will keep flowing without the tax revenue. Print more money but then I don't see how that can go on without ever increasing inflation.
Why not commit suicide by taking out some Government puppets? At least make yourself famous on pol with your death
Why would a forever alone be bothered by this?
Seriously would not even fucking care if all the goddamned fucking normies weren't jamming my online deliveries.
Just get coronachadded already reeeeeeeeeeeeee!
do it.
You are just going to go out like a dog? No, our duty is see this thing through and laugh at the absurd. We exist to observe this absurdity and be amused by it. Honk honk
>Fear, uncertainty, and doubt (often shortened to FUD) is a disinformation strategy used in sales, marketing, public relations, politics, cults, and propaganda. FUD is generally a strategy to influence perception by disseminating negative and dubious or false information and a manifestation of the appeal to fear.
These threads and articles are demoralizing propaganda. Don’t believe the kike lie.
Fuck you weakling. If you are here and you cant stand being locked up for a couple of weeks you are a faggot and a fucking normie. Fuck off you simp
They think isolation is their ally
but i was born into it
>Centuries of knowledge at your finger tips at the press of a button.
I'M BORRRED THIS IS BORRRING
Kill moderators in minecraft first.
rawdog nigger whores and watch your dick fall off
Where does one find whores during a lockdown?
>why we just have to keep being boring
we'll kill you for this
If you cant even find a whore just KYS
How much propane would it take to blow myself up in an enclosed space?
Normies are a disease that needs to be eradicated.
Depends on if the doors are wooden or not.
I recently broke up with a girl who was a bitch just get hookers, its cheaper.
How did you get so gay? You need to embrace it. Being away from assholes and faggots is a good thing
Actually in Canberra at least people are kind of ignorant and go about their lives like this lockdown doesn't exist. Pretty sure the ACT has the least strictest laws to the lockdown. Not sure why that is. However it is noticeably quiet on the roads especially when it was peak hour traffic from 7-9am and 4-6pm
I'm giving this until Mid may and then I'm doing whatever the fuck I want.
internet then meet in real
>Hang by belt or lie in front of train?
i thought about buying a rock climbing rope on my amazon prime. tried one night, had an issue, canceled it, motherfuckers still kep trying to send it to me lel. based amazon. now i am considering just dropping my toaster into the bath with me. feels like a bettter way so its not so messy fo rteh cleanup team. i went shopping earlier and i was horrified at all the normies abiding by this shit to the tee. i think its all a scam
where? whores.com?
OH NO NO!! 3 MONTHS!! I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE 1 WEEK AND THEN BY MAGIC THE VIRUS WOULD BE GONE!!!
STFU and kill urself.
I spent 6 months in hospital a few years ago with cancer almost dead while my friends were all going out and the world continued.
I lived and have an 100% immune system now so 3 months, even 6 is fuck all if it means I can live and many others.
You are exactly what we mean when we say good times create weak men.
You have all forms of entertainment at home and the internet. Imagine a plague of the past, none of that, no science, no possibility of a vaccine.
Pathetic.
You're weak, just do it because no need for you to exist, not because of china flu.
NECK YOUR SELF FAGGOT!
use this time to start lifting and getting gains
Evidence from America says otherwise
the same sites as before
>spent 6 months in hospital a few years ago with cancer almost dead while my friends were all going out and the world continued
I made a thread a while a back about how people continuing to have hope in that exact situation are pathetic and should kill themselves. This isn't much different. We all might as well be sick.
only lie in front of a train if its essential
I have no friends and haven't left my home in literally years, so this "lockdown" is just business as usual for me.
If you can't stand being inside for a mere two months, then yeah, you're better off killing yourself now.
>2020
>Patheticposting
Craigslist doesn't do personals anymore. Thats how I use to get hookups.
yeah, nothing worse than some idiots fucking up connecting journeys with their deaths
I am just hunting and fishing.
based
We burgers will die doing what we love. Leafs and cunts and bongs can die under house arrest.
The longer we lock down the more we learn about how the virus works, have possible anti-vaccines and better treatments.
So those that die today might have lived if they caught in 2 months from now.
When you're almost dead and your organs are failing you really want to live. And if that point someone popped up and said if you stay in your house for 3 months, you can live many years after you'd jump at the chance.
The people that want to kill themselves and this is too hard for have never had a hard moment in their lives for comparison and how easy this is in comparison. They are soft, weak, pathetic and they want a way out of a "tough" time.
go apply for a some kind of carrier service
And also write a suicide note about how it’s because of the lockdown.
I can't tell you because I don't look up American escort sites but look for them
theyll just report his death as a covid statistic
Can you imagine have of these simps in a war they'd be claiming they had PTSD straight after basic
I'm schizoid and this is so inconsequential, I could do years if not decades of this
I hope it actually does go on forever so normies can kill themselves
After Round 1, like 99.5% of the population will not have been infected. Keep up the good work goys, we're almost out of the woods, just have to collapse the world economy 199 more times till we've solved it. Yeah, good luck being transparent to normies with that plan.
NPCs putting their lives on hold for some nebulous victory that won't happen are like the virtue-signaling friends that you probably had who were posting #AnonStrong hashtags on Twitter while partying at the bar.
lol
this, LET ME BACK IN THE WAGE CAGE
I NEED TO MAKE MR. SHEKLEBERG HAPPY!!!!!!!
ive been alone for over 5 years, i dont think another 3 months will change much for me
Yeah, years in a trench with bullets at you meanwhile these kids are cracking up because they spent 2 weeks inside with internet, movies, food etc.
Such a hard life life...
I wanted to reply but then I realized it is such a waste of words and time...
5 days ago the virus peaked and it's going down now. You only need months if people are stupid and can't stay inside for a month.
Well firstly, you are strawmanning here. My argument was about how pathetic someone is crying about being indoors for a short period. It wasn't about what the best way forward is for this nor endorsing locking down.
Secondly, as you speak of this, what if people can get re-infected and the herd immunity fails? Then you're in a worse situation. That's why a little time to study this is a safety precaution.
Already it is believed the infection times are 20 times plus more than reported so it's 10% up to 15% in some places. Not 1% infected. We just need antibody tests and if it turns out many more have been infected and fine then the lockdown can end.
Some of us had livelihoods that transformed us from being shut ins to functioning people. Many of those types of jobs will be dead if we suffocate them much longer. All this is doing is reminding us of the hell we worked to climb out of.
If OP could go outside as normal, what do you think he will do?
Fuck all and go back indoors. None of you were outside all day every day doing wild shit anyway.
Look to the positives, the thots are going to be thirsty for dick after this and the 5% of good looking guys will have too many so some of the wizard virgins here might get in with a shot.
Can you imagine how bad it's going to get if their ADHD meds ever get stopped?
Dont let them get to you anons. Life is good
>Already it is believed the infection times are 20 times plus more than reported so it's 10% up to 15% in some places
Wishful thinking in my opinion, based on the cruise ships
>introvert
reddit tier but I agree with normies are pathetic part. literally on suicide watch
Alaska reporting in. I haven't changed one fucking thing. Nobody has changed anything and we just laugh about it. There still isn't anything I couldn't buy in the store that I can't get today.
Trudeau told families they cant be together this blessed holiday of our Lord Jesus Christ but hes spending it with his. Hes up at the cottage, where we're all told not to go to if we have one. Shelter in place for thee, Harrington Lake property for me. And he would have to break border rules into Quebec to do it.
>be wizard
>give up powers due to onslaught of thirsty post-lockdown thots
>still no gf
>still lonely
>no more wizard powers
No thx, I’m working on becoming a necromancer
Most governments think that though and scientists. Like for Italy, the virus has been around 3 months or more, so less than 150,000 isn't plausible. it's like up to 4 million are infected.
Necromancers are my fav game characters to play, pretty comfy
>Trusting anything the ABC says
I think most people would rather be in their room than a frozen wasteland...
I wouldn't even trust them to put a tourinquet on someone who was shot or IED, they would be rocking in the corner wondering why real life isn't like COD
>lockdown ends
>lonely, horny roasties flood back out into public
Will incels finally have a modicum of a chance?