TRUMP SAID VERY BIG NEWS TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's holding it @ 1PM EST today instead of 5 or 6PM. That is 2hours 20min from now. Posting this to get in early and let people know ahead of time. Streams found so far:
I bet it's something to do with our annual billion dollar care package to israel
Alexander Taylor
Oh look, its nothing.
Jose Baker
He's going to capitalize on Good Friday to announce some optimistic news about virus projections and economic recovery
Owen Barnes
who the fuck watches this garbage?
Xavier Cooper
THE HAPPENING IS FINALLY HERE. INB4 NOTHING HAPPENS.
Aaron Martinez
Nothing ever happens.
Justin Rogers
Oh yeah I forgot, I think Trump said he's making a new Corona virus task force today. So maybe no more Fauci and Birx? I have to double check on that though.
Colton Miller
A tad early leafbro.
Colton Peterson
ooh, maybe today Trump will drop another Deep State Department burn to excite /r/the_donald! >as if he isn't a fall guy for the deep state
Eli Adams
Could you imagine being American and unironically posting in a Canadian thread, let alone starting a thread early for a tredau presser? God you leafs are pitiful.
Jack Long
WE'RE FREEEEEE. QUARANTINE LIFTED. CHECKS IN THE MAIL!
Why the fuck do we call it (((good))) Friday? It should have a more appropriate name like "the day the Jews done fucked up" or "Pharisee Friday" or something.
He really cant kick the jews out, he's got too many kikes and freemason jesuit faggots all around him that will protect their masters at all costs, wouldn't be surprised if Fauci tried something