How can you be saved if you're too stupid to understand religion? I think I might be

How can you be saved if you're too stupid to understand religion? I think I might be.

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you're too smart for ZOGing, it's not a bad thing

Literacy rates when religion ruled were garbage, so what's that tell you about the almighty?

how can you be too stupid to understand religion? its literally a bunch of 8th grade literature made by people thousands of years ago

Easy, if you want God's commands for how humans shall behave towards each other, read the New Testament. If you want to learn God's commands for nations, with exception of the Old Covenant between God and Jews (dietary laws etc) then read the Old Testament. Short cut, read Matthew and Acts. Pray and test it out. God will answer you.

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You are idiots, atheist apes. Christendom was the first civilization in the history of mankind to have full literacy rate, public schools so people could learn to read, originally so they could read the Bible for themselves. No other civilization has produced more books, more libraries, more universities and schools than Christendom. Godless atheism is so stupid and dysfunctional that you atheist animals never ever in the recorded history of mankind managed to produce a society based on your soulless atheism, far less a civilization. Compare that to Christendom, the greatest civilization the world has ever seen.

Atheism gave us nothing but death and destruction. There is in atheism that calls for literacy. Back to /r/atheism boomer, pic related, you godhaters destroyed Western Civilization. Traitors.

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Christianity was made for retards like yourself OP.
Just say "I accept Jesus Christ as my personal savior" and poof, you'll go to heaven after you die.

See pic, ignoramus.
>Christianity was made for retards like yourself OP.
>Just say "I accept Jesus Christ as my personal savior" and poof, you'll go to heaven after you die.
Give me your Bible quote, atheist ape.

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>unknown location
might be the Monterey pop festival that kicked off the mass hypnosis that was "hippy" counterculture.

This is unironically true. The modern western world sprung from Christianity.