>Boris Johnson must rest up, says PM's father
bbc.co.uk
>EU agrees €500bn rescue package
bbc.co.uk
Brit/pol/: shitty adult flash games *Edition
Andrew Butler
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Jack Kelly
gj making OP with porn in pic retard
Adrian Stewart
it's over and i'm glad it's over
Blake Campbell
Oi wankas
Issa good day today, innit
Brandon Foster
jannie givith and and jannie takith away. such is life, if jannie wills it.
Aiden Green
What do you think of these people and their friends?
Thomas Thompson
Ffs I actually regret using it now because I feel like a degenerate normalfag
Lucas Thomas
>pulp circle?
What the hell is this?
Daniel Gonzalez
What can you do if some smug bobby tells you you can't go outside? Ask them to cite the actual law you are violating? Pretty sure there's no actual law been enacted for this and they have no legal basis for it, it's just police on a power trip.
Easton Wilson
Might go to Lidl for booze and crisps. Pic unrelated.
Matthew Miller
I win
Dylan Jenkins
Carson Phillips
kek. godspeed Nigel
Oliver Campbell
Hi Bongs
Mason Lopez
I love you lads, lots
Sebastian Adams
>>EU agrees €500bn rescue package
pls don't talk about the EU, you're not a member of the family anymore bongs
Michael Morgan
ffs op
of all the footfag lower divisions, theres no question sniffers are the most subhuman
Adrian Kelly
>Description: You play as Bruce and you live with your step mother and your step sister. You're not the coolest guy and usually other treat you not so well. Your weakness is female feet, shoes and everything related to legs. Sometimes you don't control yourself when legs are involved. Go through various situations and seek for sexual adventures.
Yas Forums: The Game *Footfag Edition
Christian Anderson
Have we reached the peak?
Carson Cook
You can make fun of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle all you want for asking for Igor for a acting job at Disney, but even if Disney doesn't hire the bitch, somebody will.
Eventually, sooner or later, they'll be back on top and living in style with very little sacrifice on their part.
Having to beg Disney for a voice-acting job is a lot more dignified than begging Mr. Shekelberg for a 2% raise, which is where most of you are at. Living in either your mom's basement or else a shitty, 10,000% overpriced apartment, working a series of jobs that require you to wear a nametag and a hairnet.
All you guys making fun of the royals, well guess what? The worst day of their fucking lives is better than the best day of yours.
Christian Carter
>shitty adult flash games
did any of you lads play "Angry Goy II"
Tay has a flame thrower LOL
I remember the Media totally kvetched out about it lol
Jaxson Butler
B.. but that sweet female smell....
Elijah Russell
Fucking weird.
Sebastian Brooks
>stella creasy celebrating another white abortion.webm
Connor Bell
Ryder Robinson
Dominic Sullivan
Why do you look like a faggot today?
Benjamin Hall
hey pasta lad
hows your easter so far?
Julian Brown
>The worst day of their fucking lives is better than the best day of yours.
At least we don't fuck kids and our bff is not savile.
they can never live that down.
Austin White
Sadly there is a law that tells you you cannot go out without reasonable excuse
legislation.gov.uk
Reasonable excuse is undefined, though there is a non-exhaustive list of examples
Benjamin Mitchell
Nice paintings. Keep posting!
Grayson Fisher
they're rich and happy you're poor and miserable lol
Isaiah Gonzalez
Any idea what exactly "place where they are living" covers? Does that include your garden? Surely even this country is not cucked enough to have an actual law preventing people from being outside on their own property.
Joseph Anderson
Just got back from asda meself, lad. Some drunk cunt outside shouting down phone to his mam. Had me rolling.
Picked up some choco and some angry orchard, can't beat it.
Gavin Nelson
kek,
your bobbies are terrible at recognizing when they are being mocked.
really makes me question their powers of perception...
Charles Lopez
>(3) For the purposes of paragraph (1), the place where a person is living includes the premises where they live together with any garden, yard, passage, stair, garage, outhouse or other appurtenance of such premises.
This is a shameful episode in our island story
Ryan Collins
reminder that we are never getting a vaccine for this virus. it's a chimera of two things that you cannot develop a vaccine for.
Wyatt Miller
they may be rich but they're not happy.
Luke 12:15 New International Version (NIV)
15 Then he said to them, “Watch out! Be on your guard against all kinds of greed; life does not consist in an abundance of possessions.”
Tyler Smith
oh that's her upper arm!
I thought it was a huge severed penis in a glass.
Samuel Russell
J A H A N S
Elijah Thomas
Alright, I guess.
How about yourself?
Ok, do you like Canaletto?
Cooper Hernandez
spastics
Aaron Rivera
>There are three things we need to get out of lockdown: Treatments, reliable infection data and mass testing. And we don’t have ANY of them
dailymail.co.uk
Jeremiah Rodriguez
...
Colton Miller
Oi you got a loicense for that pussy pic mate?
Elijah Richardson
Oi you got a loicense for that sniff mate?
Jack Carter
no mentions of duty, responsibility, a better society or protecting the innocent from abuse in the police recruitment literature. just a hedonistic self-serving career with niche sexual and racial provisions and rainbow cult membership
Nolan Nelson
i watched midsommar last night lads wish i didn't i want my 2 half hours back
Ryder Adams
i don't like you
Samuel Edwards
You got a loicense for that weed.... Ah shit, you have. Lucky bastid.
Chase Morales
based EU
Need my dual citizenship lad
Cameron Myers
Oi you got a loicense for that opinion mate?
Liam Ramirez
fuck forgot my sister's birthday
Ayden Rodriguez
Tell her it's cancelled because of the virus
Sebastian Powell
It's good friday, fren. Stay blessed, no loicense needed.
Ryan Ortiz
A fookin' shambles
I thought the same. Based chucklebros.
William Reyes
Best Barnaby honestly. Don't even @ me with nu-Barnaby
Wyatt Jones
yeah pretty good.
productive day.
(building my own pull up station, cos gyms are closed & all the fitness equipment is sold out like toilet paper lol)
helps keeping busy,
distracts my mind.
but now its late..
so listening to the Beatles
and thinking of her
of course...
Charles Bell
UK will crash and burn the only question is how.
Daniel Taylor
Yeah you do, you love us. Esp me.
Benjamin Robinson
gimmie a race war
Jaxson Moore
and then..
for no reason at all...
people elected....
Mason Baker
nu barnabys wifes a proper milf though
Adrian Walker
'ello
Joshua Walker
i hate you all
Ian Gomez
I'll give ya that, lad. I'd be at it like a leg a lamb, the kinky bitch.
Zachary Price
yeah we're just being silly. have a good 1 user pal.
Austin Howard
Must be weird having your eyes on opposite sides of your head. A one eyed horse would be fucked.
Leo Brooks
Thats ok we know you dont mean it x
Landon Howard
i mean it
Nathan Gonzalez
lol @ linus with a wall of guns.
Jeremiah Long
>playing hard to get
So cute!
Oliver Taylor
i hate you especially
Robert Lee
CLAP FOR THE NHS
Tyler Baker
they only need to see grass lel
Logan Ramirez
it hurts when i put my finger up me arse what should i do
Aaron Fisher
tripfucks are such lonely faggots
Hunter Torres
I have been doing body weight exercises like you suggested.
I will work my way up to a decent amount of reps and then decide what do to.
I don't want to get big, really just leaner, so I guess body weight exercises are ok.
Zachary Flores
just shag already
Jack Gomez
It is wrong to say that the choice is crashing the economy or hundreds of thousands dying. With some effort we could easily do both.
Jose Perez
lube up mate
Isaac Lee
put your finger up someone elses arse?
Samuel Hughes
And yet you saved my picture...
Colton Cruz
Ahh what is the context, what is going on
Isaac Sanders
NO BUM WANKING