Yas Forums humor thread

Ha!

Pretty much this, for it to have a snowballs chance in hell you'd have to actually play minrcraft craft and setup a server where you role play doing similar things to what you post here. Only in that situation I could see it MAYBE working.
If the court is set up as you being a neo-nazi terrorist, good luck, it's as good as done.

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Kek

Holy shiznit

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that filename gave me a good chuckle thanks user

Ha.

the forklifts at my work have a switch in the seat, if there isnt enough weight in the seat for about 3 seconds, it stops. now I know why, its not for someone that falls out on accident, its for dumbasses that hop off while its in drive.

you never stand in that position! When someone is pulling in a car you stand to the side. I was in a shop once and same thing happened, dude was lucky as he was pushed between two pieces of equipment that took the force and not his legs. Was okay. Driver was an old guy.

why?