AUS/POL/ - PRAISE HIM LIKE YOU SHOULD EDITION

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>It's likely there will never be an effective cure for Corona.
baka.com.au/national/scientists-at-odds-after-study-finds-coronavirus-antibody-anomaly-20200410-p54iwm.html

>However - we might be ok, just not the rest of the world....
news.com.au/world/coronavirus/australia/covid19-australia-on-cusp-of-coronavirus-dying-out/news-story/b0583e9f205a5f6df9e4219518a366e4

>Anyone identifying as a celebrity chef needs to be gassed.
theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/10/chef-pete-evans-criticised-for-trying-to-sell-15000-light-device-to-fight-coronavirus

I wish there was more links to post, but literally everything is Corona-chan coverage.

Anyway it's time for your Daily Reminder that Boomers are scum and everything wrong with Australia.

Let's hope Corona-chan kills them all!

And time for yet another Reminder that Unchecked Migration is Generational Genocide.

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Where did the "Nazi party was right wing" meme come from?

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>~Threadly reminder~
New claim processing is about 7 days behind target. We've gone through about 500k in the last little while. And yes we have staff working everyday this long weekend. Including some cunts getting $140 an hour to process your claims.
>Only call if you need a CRN/linking code or you can't get past something stopping you submiting a claim. Do not come into a service centre.
Make sure you have uploaded everything or your claim is going on hold indefinitely.
>Only call if you need a CRN/linking code or you can't get past something stopping you submiting a claim. Do not come into a service centre.
If you were granted payments before the 13th April you will auto recieve your $750 scomo dollareedoos by the end of April.
>Only call if you need a CRN/linking code or you can't get past something stopping you submiting a claim. Do not come into a service centre.
If you are not on payments but need to lodge your claim be sure to tick the box at the start that you have special circumstances.
>Only call if you need a CRN/linking code or you can't get past something stopping you submiting a claim. Do not come into a service centre.
Anyone on a non-pension income support payment will receive the corona supplement of $550 from April 27th.
>Only call if you need a CRN/linking code or you can't get past something stopping you submiting a claim. Do not come into a service centre.
If your partner is earning over 50k your payment will be assessed but only granted from the 27th.
>Only call if you need a CRN/linking code or you can't get past something stopping you submiting a claim. Do not come into a service centre.

stop making glow threads for fucks sake you faggots

Thank you cenno user, you really are doing gods work.
fuck byron gaye
fuck journos and blue checks
fuck strawberry farmers

is the extra $550 backdated? or extra kicks in 27th of april?

>is the extra $550 backdated?
No
>extra kicks in 27th of april?
Yes

And fuck jannies

this is a good question my POO id friend. from what i understood it just starts from then and that’s it. No backdating, it just comes into effect from then. Cenno user may be able to confirm

fuck pigs

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RIP Ebba

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cheers

Will all the future payments update to $1100 after the 27th? I've got a payment on the 5th of May and it's only showing $574.50 at the moment.

The communists since the 1920s.

any news on work for the dole and obligations?

It came from Jews who had a stake in global communism.

Australia for Australians.

Do you think we could be a hermit nation, NZ could join if they like. What if we just closed the doors deported all the non-white limp wristed soft cocks and nationalised everything and let no one in?

I fucking love this country no matter what people have to say about it and I want to see Australia that was started by a bunch of convicts who did their fucking best prevail. Even considering the circumstances, would be good if we just focused on us.

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Hey mate if I only just got hooked up on the dole will I still receive the first round of the $750 coronabux?
My claim was approved around about two weeks ago.

Yes
No

America is for Israelis.

Do student payments get any extra

Are you at least on the clock right now?

Guys Im fucking sober and not tired. Fuck goddamn liquor licensing and public holidays. It should be a choice whether cunts want to work or not.

Reckon wfd will return soon or be suspended?

I would like to, but we'do need to re arm the populace again as we're too reliant on the seppos for defence.

Based

Buy your alcohol the day before you high time preference retard.

>If you were granted payments before the 13th April you will auto recieve your $750 scomo dollareedoos by the end of April.
>Do student payments get any extra
Yes
No. But I lined up 3 days of overtime this weekend, today, tomorrow and Sunday are 2.5x and I get paid for Monday anyway.

theres quite an absurd amount of larping going on in these threads

I DIDNT FUCKING KNOW THAT GODDAMN EVERYTHING WOULD BE SHUT. Public holidays havent been public holidays for 50 years. Cunts never heard of double time and a half?
>Its Jesus' day
I dont think he'll care desu.

Not only that because Im an alco I would have drunk everything that I biught yesterday. I wouldnt have stopped.

Aus/pol/ late night music mix. Join and enjoy, the music doesn't nessarily have to be Australian either share some music.
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>by the end of April.
Sounds fucking good to me. Thank you Cenno user.

>If you were granted payments before the 13th April

fuck I dont think im gonna make it

Do you know of any avenues for carers to get back into the workforce? Part time obviously and reported.

Hi cenno user
Im not seeing anything extra other than the 750 I got on the 6th. Is it just taking a while to update on my end or am I just not getting anything extra?

Im all set to just chill until the 27th if thats all I have to do before I start getting worried.

Nah mate, fuck off. NZ is it's own country, with it's own customs, etc. sure we share a lot of shit in common but they've diverged from us too much which would make it feel like an invasion if our people started moving there and vice versa. We could share currency, have free trade, etc. but they deserve to remain otherwise wholly independent.

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Because it's explicitly ethnonationalist.
Any other brain-busters?

I got stung with sobriety tonight for the same reason. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I'm moving to Australia.

>Do you know of any avenues for carers to get back into the workforce?
Not really. Just apply for anything and everything and make sure you dont exceed the 25hrs
just chill until the 27th, report when asked. Thats all you have to do.

no, fuck off, we're full

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Yessir. Thanks boss :D

Whats the sauce of this 109 claim?

Cool but how long have you said this for? Move already then, Austrlalia needs even fresher European stock.
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job agency user again, I am going through a youth allowance jobseeker claim, they are still asking for parental income test, im certain my parents exceed the threshhold, should i just get jobseeker instead?

History? Then again this might count as 110

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Be honest, how many if you have had gay thoughts before?

No choice mate, if under 22 and can't prove independence we use your parents income.

I’ve been sober 3 years.

my spreadsheet is incomplete but our elites are immigrants and the ones who aren't are arseholes

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That picture....holy fuck my sides LOL

fuck, what do i do now? will i still be likely to get it?

not gonna happen

my parents marginally exeeded it last time i checked

well aren't you special cunt

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That sounds like a you problem.

Apply anyway mate, with a bit of luck you'll be independent or qualify even with your parents income.

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Here's some tunes Americans and native Americans, Australians and Englishmen can enjoy
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he is a white trash terrorist.

wew lad

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ok jew

how

the fuck? wewlad is that real. Lucky you

brit kike went to israel to train and they still fucked up the video

Why don’t you faggots go work out find a thot and get her pregnant. Then do it two more times the brown problem would be solved with a larger white voter base.

You lads are getting free dollarydoos from your government?

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How’s shit in your towns and cities cunts? Pretty quiet in my city on the mid coast
Boomers here have all become walking enthusiasts all day random fucking boomers walking around my street, would be alright if this was a zombie virus

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all memes aside, backdated from application in January lol. I got rejected initially for not uploading employment separation certificates and proper bank statements but after realising I wasn’t gonna find work finally fixed it up a few weeks ago for resubmission

wtf how? please tell me

See
kek. I’m just on jobseeker like everyone else here probably is. It was called Newstart when I applied

Because we're under lockdown right now.

what are you gonna do with it? buy new games on steam?

Who else comfy as fuck right now
We have truely ascended the normals

What did you study to do your job?

they haven't even discovered night walking yet.

Good question. Will probably save it because I’ve been chewing through savings for the last 3 months hoping I’d find work and would be keen to travel end of year if things sort itself out. I’m actually very good with saving money if I have a goal in mind, and can entertain myself with cheap / free hobbies & social events. (Play piano, take dogs with me when hiking, read, gym etc)

> just kidding going to give it all to the weedman

do you know if the income threshold for youth allowance has been raised/waived because of what's happening? i saw it's been raised for welfare

Completedly fucked, and that's an understatement. I have no hope left Australia. Anyon have any uplifiting songs to share?
(they age restricted Redgum edition - wtf) Also tell me if anyone want more music or not.
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Just get applying anyway, they’ve streamlined the process and you will know if you hit a wall through the application process, you won’t send off to be mysteriously rejected a few weeks later

All the time.

Imagine how batshit gregarious people with ‘personalities’ are right now lol